/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2481 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Absolutely based

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AMERISHARTS GOT TOO COCKY

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Why is nobody calling out the world for doing absolutely nothing for over 3 months?

Even China was smart enough to go on full lock down in January.
Now we are already ded.

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Deal with it. Faggots.

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They took a fucking teaspoon of it. Chloroquine is already FDA approved and we have decades of knowledge about it's use. Hell, you could kill yourself with a teaspoon of caffeine.

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maybe you should get a new picture to post

>00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.

kek, typical chink scum

>no vodka
Denied.

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abc had a slut cosplaying coronachan a few nights ago

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Why is Trump so dumb?

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stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/coronavirus/missouri-man-who-licked-items-at-walmart-for-coronavirus-video/article_7bea6579-e5fa-5d56-ab60-0f210c2fe7d9.html

THE TRUTH OF CORONAVIRUS IN SPAIN

1. 8-M IS LITERALLY RELATED TO THE EXPLOSION OF CASES IN SPAIN
2. WOMEN UNTIL 60 YEARS OLD ARE THE BIGGEST INFECTED POPULATION WITH LOW SYMPTONS, YET STILL CAN INFECT OTHERS (FAMILY RELATIVES, PEOPLE AT THE STREET WITH NO RELATION)
3. +60 OLD MEN ARE THE ONES DYING THE MOST, NOT WOMEN

SPREAD THE TRUTH, FEMINAZISM IS THE REASON SPAIN IS GONNA SURPASS ITALY IN NUMBER OF INFECTED AND DEATHS.

SOCIAL-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ALLOWED 1 WEEK OF DIFFERENT MARCHS AND CONGREGATIONS (FOOTBALL MATCHES, CONCERTS, POLITICAL MANIFESTATIONS) TO KEEP THE 8-M FEMINIST MARCH WORKING (8th OF MARCH WAS SUNDAY). THEN THE 9th DECLARED THERE IS A EPIDEMIC SCENARIO IN SPAIN

EVERY SPANISH DEATH IS A COMMUNIST KILL

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=eJ58ajI_89I
THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=eJ58ajI_89I

It was boring 40 threads ago. Show tits or gtfo.

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>— Remaining to surpass swine flu: 1,214 confirmed deaths —
>Died: 17,235

100,000 DEATHS FUCKING WHEN?

Hi chang

he went back to the denial stage

'member when the shills said that this virus wasn't transmissible human-to-human?

'member when the shills said that this virus only killed Chinese?

'member when the shills said that this "faggot little virus" wouldn't cause a pandemic?

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>Whoever opened the doors to the Russian army is guilty of high treason and should be executed.

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VIDEOS OF NOTHING BURGERS GETTING THEIR SHIT REKT FOR PRETENDING NOTHING'S WRONG

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/India - 1242124774203183106.mp4

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/Italy - 1241846240503087105.mp4

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/India - 1242117577943506944.mp4

This particular one is funny:

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/China - 1241736562389516288.mp4

>"ching chong government say nothing wrong why you stop me"
>gets rekt

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bro dont do that
my moms drinking budy just got tested today due to close contact with confirmed case

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Have you thought about the fact that the development of a vaccine would take minimum of 1 - 1½ years because it needs to go through clinical trials to make sure it's safe for humans? Why doesn't China just develop 1000 vaccines and try them on dissidents and hasten the process to create a working vaccine? I want to know anons' opinion about this

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Relax, you’re not gonna die unless you’re over 60 or have diabeetus/another pre-existing condition.

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EU BTFO
SCHENGEN BTFO
FREE MOVEMENT BTFO

Based virus enforcing nationalism.

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So, Corona was just the opening of this season of diseases?
LAWD

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>OMGGGGGGG THERES 8 MILLION LESS PHONE USERS IN CHYNA ITS HAPPENING!! WERE GOING EXTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCT!
You niggers realize those were clickfarm phone numbers that got disconnected due to the lockdown?

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I want tits and a timestamp. I'm tired of seeing your prep. You don't even have a stuffed monkey FFS.

So who all here actually got time off during lockdown? My company was able to call itself essential so I'm working as normal. Also traffic isn't much lighter so I'm guessing most everyone found a loophole. Illinois btw.

> Lockdown in Poland
Pls Corona-chan, I want my freedom back

Yeah and without doctors or nurses because they will not get this shit from their patients or no, since they all have PPE to stand the flood of infected.

>tfw America beat the virus
>almost no deaths despite high infections
>lockdowns to be lifted this week
>economy roaring back to 40's and 50's tier growth since everyone else destroyed themselves with their shitty healthcare
>Trump wins in a landslide in November

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,168 (582) Spain 39,673 (2,696) Germany 31,370 (132) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 4,926 (25) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,715 (12) Portugal 2,362 (30) Sweden 2,272 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Brazil 1,965 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Chile 922 (2) Pakistan 918 (7) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 799 (9) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Croatia 361 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,434 (+29) Spain +4,537 (+385) Germany +2,314 (+9) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +452 (+4) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +90 (+2) Portugal +302 (+7) Sweden +226 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Pakistan +43 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +50 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Brazil +41 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49 South Africa +152 India +20 Russia +57 Hong Kong +29 Estonia +17 Croatia +46…

>FULL LISTS
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>final exams probably getting delayed
this is fucking paradise

Fucking useless pole thot, will you ever post more legs?!

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NIGGER

>400k soon
What will coronachan now be spraying vaginal juices and her milk onto the earth this time?

What if I get infected again. What if I lose 30% of my lungs.

My fitness carrier will be over.

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what are the real numbers from china?

Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

I got new prep coming in 2-3 hours I will post a new picture then

Bidet Biden doesn't look like he even wants to be alive why is he running for President?

Alright lads, digits will dictate the name of the technobarbarian/biker gang i'm going to form and be the leader of in the new world. Foreign names are also accepted, will give a sense of exoticness.

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Alright so what is the response to people who say this shit is nohting because flu deaths are vastly higher than corona deaths? I see nothingburger-ers say this a lot and have yet to see anyone give a good retort

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My guess is that people are too scare to do anything right now. After shit goes down and everyone has a parent, uncle, grandparent die for this shit answers will be demanded.

My OC
Laughing at the normalfags bitching about having to isolate themselves.

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ITS JUST A REPORTING ANOMALY GOYIM

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That faggot has been posting that same picture for the last 800 threads. I shit you not

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>What if I lose 30% of my lungs.
that wasn't permanent damage and if you look who had it, it was people who already had lung issues

The Niggers

Why do you keep opening a new thread every 20 minutes if the numbers are the same? Are you retarded?

>lockdowns to be lifted this week
wat? shit is getting locked down harder if anything?

Based and 1776 pilled.

>Italy past the peak
>Spain about to peak
>UK doesnt seem like it's going to be much
>UK just doesnt give a fuck anyway, people pretty much still walking about as nothing happening
>America goes back to work and deaths are low
>stock markets up dramatically
>China completely over it
So it was a nothing burger after all. Yawn.

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Yes goy we've won! It's all over, let's reboot this economy!

Deal with it AFTER the corona break is over, Jorge.

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You will get it to vote for Andrzej and then you can go straight to the hospital because karakan is a little twat.

Remember when Yas Forums said this virus only kills chinks?

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>Italy seizes 2000 ventilator units found on a truck bound for Greece, meant to treat their Covid-19 patients.
Nice EU you got there.

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Gay niggers from outer space.

Do you enjoy living in filth pollack?

USA USA USA
BACK TO WORK SLAVES

t. schizo

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
THE COPING

the gay fags

The Niggerfaggots

I compared the rest of the worlds data with chinas data and adjusted it to account for their increasing non-reporting.
Assuming chinas reported number of recoveries (60,323) is at least legitimate they should have:
>379,920 active cases in china
and
>19,796 deaths in china

This is also assuming the rest of the world is reporting at 100% to their real cases etc.
This would make the current global active cases (so total reported minus recovered) 648,372
and the global deaths 33,792

as shit as the first day you posted that mess.

>Thesis Defence delayed
I JUST WAN'T TO GRADUATE LA

They are stealing from you

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I bet you’re pro-life too
All life is sacred unless it inconveniences you, right?
Fucking hypocrite

Screen cap me:

Corona chan will mutate, like a digimon digievolving before round one of the virus is over. 17% of the pop will get reinfected with corona chan keeping phase one alive. While phase two ramps up.

It will start in a month. Happening on forever.

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Doesn't want to understand incubation times obviously. Depending on where and when cases became infected will cause massive fluctuations with numbers.

argie bro never fucking sleeps

>thot
That's a man, nigger.

The madman is going to do it!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242455267603877894

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USA is going to have worse statistics than China. Are Americans actually surprised by this? Surely you must be aware of the incompetence of your people compared with Chinese by now.

if i die
the number on my SHADILAY challenge coin is 187
its in with my dark magician deck dont trade my magician's souls

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both Trump and Cuomo are working on canceling shutdowns, late this week or early next week it's going to be a return to normalcy
CDC is expected to drop new guidelines for infected or exposed workers to safely go back to work

a bunch of places are hiring right now if they're that bored:
orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-who-is-hiring-20200323-7gxv2xzhgbajzlmplz525kfepq-story.html

For fucks sake.

Nice OC.

>good picture ruined by NERV text

To be fair we probably have his mother working here as a cleaner.

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what an absolute retard

We should but the media is getting paid by the goverment to shut down any mention of it.

see

DOES THIS BOOMER EVEN NOW THE DISTANCE BETWEEN ITALY AND NETHERLANDS LMAO

>weird spike
>during a pandemic
Fucking dumbass.

Zoomers that can't stop meeting and partying will literally kill western civilization.

based nurglite-in-chief

OH NO OH NO NO NO NO

That the flu deaths are per year totals and the flu is already everywhere, Corona is just getting started. It's literally niggers who can't per capita.

Back in cagie

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Are these threads any good or is it just shit memes and paranoia?

WUHAN CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO MESS WITH

> Doomed Funk MCs
Freestyler!
Corona-marafon!

>wherever i am, i must also poz

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He’s begging already.

He is the living representation that the democratization of the internet was a huge mistake and allowing double digit retards to have a voice and an audience was the biggest mistake in human history.

Way more. It started around 1000 threads ago, at least

a gift for these housebound times of ours that we are currently experiencing forcibly against our will

>Click the link below
>Go to 'About'
>Behold a list of channels which post great movies and TV shows, classics and brand new productions alike
>Get comfy and watch the original Star Wars trilogy, the complete Deadwood series or the Joker movie

bitchute.com/channel/2uj6jgrdtigh/

Olympics has just been cancelled

>congress blocks it
>not my fault you fags lost your jobs

America is a uniquely stupid country in world history. If the pure essence of america could be turned into a sentient decision making entity it would immediately close all of the hospitals and mandate everyone get intentionally infected

Wearing a mask in the US is not socially acceptable and people rather die than be made fun of.

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They don't care for your needs

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>THE TRUTH OF CORONAVIRUS IN SPAIN

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The Untestables

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No beenz/10. NEVER gonna make it.

Can someone give me a rundown on what happened to Italy and why theyre so fucked now? Something about a boat full of chinese?

Linksmi berniukai

oh boy I hope he does it

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nice

Checked

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>Italy raiding a Greek caravan
This is the best timeline. Time for Europe to go full medieval times and start killing each other for whatever reason.

ABC comments are open, time for a good shitpost cunts

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No you won't, faggot.

You need to recalibrate your thesaurus Chang