NIGGA, I AXED U A QUESTION!!!

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Because they don’t speak English. What the fuck is Amazon supposed to do, predict how a half human/half monkey with no education past 7th grade might pronounce “weather?”

LEARN ENGLISH.

LEARN.

ENGLISH.

If they spoke English it wouldn't be a problem.

Kek. I have one of these and it understands me just fine even with English as a second language.

Bad example. Niggers are never going to ask about the weather since they have no concept of thinking ahead

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Sure, the things even understand accented English. American Blacks literally speak a made up language that’s... 70% or so English. I don’t know how that even happens - I guess because they live in such isolated neighborhoods and never leave them.

i axed you a kwestin amazon thing tell me who stole mah dope or imma bust a cap in yo robot ass

If only they were programmers, instead of doctors, scientists and lawyers

Maybe the problem is in how niggers talk, not in "racist" technology?

>ay nigga bix nood netflix yanowato
imsayin
>sorry, I don't understand

>Jackass: Africa edition
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ok google nigga play BIX NOOD by MC yung $ucka

the ultimate kek foshou

What is happening here

what am I looking at?

Wtf are they doing?

Retardation, they are by legal definition retarded, thats why they have the vocabulary of a parrot and lack of fine motor control to enunciate english properly

"BIX NOOD CUMPOOTAH NIGGA WHA DEFUGG YOO AIN BEE ANSEIEIN ME FO???"

Use this: joel.net/EBONICS/translator

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Just imagine the chimpouts if Amazon actually used a jive detector, they would literally never hear the end of the racism accusations, but they're also racist if their devices can't recognize niggerspeak.

Who was in the wrong here?

Real Nigga Hours

You faggots must be virgins.

I have a hard time using voice shit too because of my southern accent
its not a white vs black thing.

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I have a vague accent that is northern Maine logger type (sort of Canadian/Fargo) and it gives me a problem too. I'm white af.

Bitch stop moving

>English as a second language
ESL is fine, "Ebonics" however, is not.

She's having a seizure lol

I wonder how it'll perform when it gets to process real monkey language.

The best coders are black women, bigot.

I guess you can say that Nigspeech is a variant of Tourette's.

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Yo wat da weavah be doin?

They’ll ask questions like that and wonder why it’s not recognized

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Ay deadass alexa y'all betta gimma da weathur or yo deadass bitch ass gonna catch dis hands deadass

That's the funny thing about all this shit. It's certainly possible that speech recognition having troubles with black American dialects can result in inconvenience, dare I say, even marginalization for black people. Yet, despite that the situation is as simple as recognizing that blacks do not speak English correctly, and creating a preference within the speech software they can select for better accessibility...we will never actually solve it because there is a completely irrational taboo against recognizing blacks as behaving differently from whites.

It's almost like nobody wants to solve this problem at all. Almost like 'racism' is a pointless wedge issue which liberalism cannot survive without.

>twitter.com/idreamincolourr/status/854740078903660545?lang=en
You're such a virgin loser that you don't even the difference between what a seizure and a rape looks like.

Das right muhfuggas. We was kangs n' sheeit, mufugga. Holla atchyo boy WORLDSTAR!

Having been around niggers in the USA, I can vouch for our Burger friends that the stereotypes are all 100% grounded in reality.
Never relax.

If they spoke English then the computer wouldn't say no.

Dead link faggo

I think twitter is just down in general.
I tried using it to look for the article in the OP to laugh at the comments, but I just get directed to an error page.

Logic will never be the same since people drank the Holohoax Kool-Aid.

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kek

>New from Amazon, Afrolexa!
>Afrolexa can you be played dat fiddy club sawng?
>Aite, Shameka

ebonics is english.

AYO HOL UP *smacks lips*
YALL BE SAYIN *adjusts pantaloons*
SO YALL BE SAYIN DAT UH *grabs dick through pants*
DAT DIS BOX FINNA NOT UNDASTAND WHAT BRUDAZ BE SAYIN FOO? *licks upper lip*
DA FUCKING SHIT BE RACIS NOMSAYIN *looks at ugly chicks passing by*

They could actually program it to understand that. The problem is it's coded to understand English, not gibberish.

because they had the language setting to english and not pidgin

they killing a bitch african style

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No, it is not. It follows its own grammatical rules separate from English.

I think you mean "weddah".

Speak properly you fucking shitskins.

>ebonics is bad english.
FTFY

>Tfw grunt grunt "point" is your first language

found the nigger

This is because proper diction is essential in all situations.

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To be fair, it is a good song
youtube.com/watch?v=lWD9wVPwhH4

I'm sure they will also not understand retards of other colors too not just blacks.

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