HAPPENING CANCELLED

anyone else finds it hilarious that shitcoin volatility has moved to the stock market?

i only buy when it tanks not when it goes up

500 bucks today alone bb

AND THIS CORONA STUFF ISNT EVEN OVER

awesome, just 8000 more points to go

That's what happens when the jews put a knife to Trump's throat and demand he sacrifice 5 million Americans to keep the gravy train running

DEAD CAT

>already dropping
LMAO

Not my heckin happerino

If you’re asking on Yas Forums how to invest it means you shouldn’t be investing stop being a stupid fucking faggot and keep your money

i really like it. was never interested in boomer stocks because of small swings and slow profitability. (compared to crypto). now its far more fun looking to get into.

the next generation of traders (ones who got started in crypto) are brought up and fueled by a fast paced society, games and entertainment. Slow shit aint going to cut it, we need speed and risk that no one in their right minds would consider good.

>He bought the dead cat bounce

aaand it's gone

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My money is on big oil companies right before everything returns to business as usual.

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>implying the loss of 5 million boomers and disease-ridden weak is a bad thing

its falling again you retards. trump is doing a terrible job at managing this.

Good for you. Go sell before it tanks because US Congress will still not get their shit together and pass a bill to help fix this shit.

STOP HEADING THE WRONG DIRECTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What is hilarious is that this mentality will create the biggest bubbles in history. I mean if boomer mentality gave us the 2008 crisis imagine what zoomer mentality will give us in 40 years. The crashes of all crashes.

That's what crypto world was all about, giant bubbled forming and popping every day, it was glorious.

Lol

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>hooray for making "money" while producing nothing of value!
you faggots are worse than jews. you all deserve what is coming. I look forward to whipping you twats in iron mines

>t.boomer with a falling portfolio
>why is no one buying my stocks reeeee

Stock market looks too intense for me!

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>Still below 20k
HGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>implying the Jewish world order is worth saving

>federal reserve buyouts and active intervention for past month

yep this is going into my brainlet cringe portfolio

Get cucked by the bvll trap

HAPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Reddit

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a portfolio generally describes a collection of works showcasing your own talents or skills.
a "brainlet cringe" portfolio would hence be showcasing examples of your own stupidity or moments where you embarrassed yourself.

the word you were looking for was "folder".

Folder.

>reddit steals memes
WOW
THE SHOCK

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How many times do I have to tell you stupid faggots posting that a large upswing on the stock market means “happening over”:

LARGE UPSWINGS AND CONSISTENTLY DOWN MARKETS ON THE STOCK MARKET IS BAD NOT GOOD.

IT DEVALUES MONEY AND STOCKS OVET TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS.

Pic very related.

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Use this instead. It's nowhere near over.

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DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE

Orange man is just putting up a show and buying time for the house of cards to keep going for as long as possible before the inevitable collapse.
GET OUT NOW! DUMP WHATEVER YOU HAVE, LET THE BOOMERS HOLD THE FUCKING BAGS!
BUY SHIT THAT WILL HAVE ACTUAL VALUE IN 3 MONTHS TIME.

It's amazing how identical America's fall is to Venezuela

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APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

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>t. faggot mapplenigger who thinks trading burnt out video card:energy credits back and forth represents an economy
build something faggot.
yes Jew tricks that I obviously oppose if you took two seconds to use "worse than fucking Jews" as context. nice flag retard

>travel way down as everyone stays home
>price war is driving price of oil down

i'm thinking these guys aren't even close to hitting the bottom yet

Honestly I hope it is cancelled soon. Shit is very fucking weird right now. Walking around and seeing no traffic, police following me early in the morning on my way to work, have to keep a paper my work admin printed out which is basically a hall pass for adults so the police will let me freely pass...the outcome of chink flu is more degenerate and pozzed than the chink flu itself.

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THATS RIGHT FUCK YO NIGGA MOMMA
AND FUCK DOEZ GOLD NUGGET HOARDERS
RAIDERZ
MOUNT UP

Its a test run for martial law, this whole ordeal is a litmus test for the average citizen. Seeing just how much individual rights they'll give up for the notion of safety and security. If the government wants to, now they know they just need to fabricate some event and everyone will fall in line.

Where can I get some fear and blood?
YUM

serious question

I know, the part that saddens and worries me the most is no one else gets it, at least around here. Even my "redpilled" friends think its fine, fucking weird.

So we are at that blip before 2017?
Nice

What i've come to find is that everyone and espcially americans, have this it'll only happen to other people and never to us mentality.. Much like how they first thought the virus only affected chinks before coming to the realization its a fucking virus and will affect everyone, just like how they thought only China would quarantine their citizens, until it started happening to them. For how much they think the "American" people will stand for freedom when oppression comes, its all just pure conjecture, most people will bend the knee if it means they can eke out their miserable existence for just a little longer. Even now many politicians and other higher upsare taking advantage of the situation, in illinois there's this cunt of a governor that wants to take peoples weapons and alcohol, while in Italy they are proposing using ones own phone to track their whereabouts to make sure they haven't broken quarantine, then there's the whole thing with Bill Gates and hid ID tattoo/ Implant. This entire ordeal is asinine.

pretty funny to see play out, so predictable. Down again tomorrow.

You still dont get what times are we in?
dec 2017 anyone? just few more years.
Yeah go to work, have depression while i live as a neet in a farm, happy as always.

This is why the fed was obsessed with inflation they knew it was the last play to artificially inflate stocks. helicopter money goy

We got too comfortable with our self-imposed greatness, part of this is living on the entire other side of the planet from everyone else, part of it is arrogance inherited from our grandparents. Either way, the America that was built is long fucking gone.
Everyone became too lazy to work in factories, everyone became too lazy to work on farms, our consumption shot through the roof, we're taxed out the ass for no real results, our food is plastic dogshit, our media is brainwashing femininity into our kids. America as we're taught is completely dead. Anons instinctively know this, thats why everyone wants the collapse to happen, so we can wipe the slate and start anew. Thats why I want it to happen. The only way we'll be able to compete with China is through complete restructuring. The kikes in power won't let it happen, they're too focused on powerplays and profit margins, they willingly ruined a country to create perfect consoomers.
But the average burger is going to just go the fuck along with it. "It is the way it is". Thats what my normie friends tell me.

Tfw bought and held and am still up.

Lol, fucking Yas Forums bait. Did anyone ever fall for it?

Farm work is employment you fool that's not neet life

STOR

Dead chicken bounce