Is everyone excited to see Americans go back to work next week...

Fast forward 2 years and youll be wondering where all your jobs went and well be ridden of millions of boomers.

If trumps let people go back to work it would expose it as a nothingburger ruining their 100 years of planning for this event unless it's genuine then it would be a lot of death

STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-coronavirus-state-of-emergency-1.5506829

BUT you still have to work if you have a job. Every job has been listed as "essential"

my job is "essential" so I didn't get to stay home anyway

I don't care about trump. I live in canada.

Push enter more faggot from r*ddit.

Epic mental gymnastics

Well America is the centre of the world the world stage they control our destiny

I was somewhat supportive of what we were doing. I fully withdraw said support. They’ve chosen the economy over the people, as if one can exist without the other.

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When you think about it
Americans are used to not having access to medical care anyway so why would they care if the system is overrun

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The fuck is actually going on with this stupid virus!!!

It changes by the hour.

One day they're locking down the country
Next day they are threatening to arrest people
Next day ALL BUSINESS IS DEEMED ESSENTIAL

Fuck me!

IS THIS SHIT REAL OR NOT??

Are you 12?

Goyim must work

I'm a roofer and got sent home this morning. All because some 80 year old fuck died at my local hospital

feels good making money off of Americans via freelance software work AND having them beta test my anti-pandemic measures.

Is this virus real or not?
500,000 people filed EI claims. Where they laid off for nothing??

no I'm 48

DAY OFF EH!!
Get the ski doo out and you .22 and go do some hunting eh lad?
OR get to doing some ice fishing eh?

That's all servers and retail people. Restaurants in cities have a lot of workers.

Who is this guy? I barely recognize him when he's not in costume.

and you think USA controls the world and your "destiny and fate" is in the hands of Trump and the USA.

You're 12.

Okay then.

Whatever, this shit is fake as fuck.

isn't that the guy who gave away all of Canadas medical supplies to china?
I bet he feels pretty stupid about now

I don't know what to think anymore.
I wish I was a normie, they all seem so carefree doing pushup challenges and other nonsense and posing to their instagram stories.

Why did he start growing that nasty beard?

If you say so. Don’t you have a dog to rape?

I'm a broke 22 year old who rents a bedroom. I don't have shit to my name except a playstation and a few pawn shop guitars, and I was already bored of those before the lockdown

In Quebec it's the same, everything is ESSENTIAL except entertainment

quebec.ca/sante/problemes-de-sante/a-z/coronavirus-2019/fermeture-endroits-publics-commerces-services-covid19/#c48425

YA MAYBE this is some big fucking hoax, to get people to just sit inside and be controlled cause they got some dubious plan to do something

What a load of shit all of this has been. Glad I had "corona" and all related words blocked in the catalog

IT'S A NOTHING BURGER

This is the biggest case of "mom I cant go back to school Im still sick" in human history.

He looks alright with a beard

A playstation and some guitars? WELL LAD, kids in Africa would DIE for a playstation. You're actually rich compared to Africans.
Take that knowledge and use it to your advantage.
Practice your guitar and maybe you'll become a rock star !

POSITIVITY lad

We can get medical care immediately. That's why a lot of richer Euros come here to get procedures done. We don't have waiting lists for surgeries. It just costs money that you have to pay. It's not taken out of our taxes unlike your system. You pay when you use it. I know it's a crazy concept.

It is our sacred duty as Americans to sacrifice our lives to ensure the Dow stays afloat and aid packages to Israel remain uninterrupted.

I guess you're right. Although I never thought I'd say this, I'd rather be on a roof right now

Quarantine is bullshit anyway and no evidence that it does anything

Who the fuck are these niggers that I hear are home from work? We MAY shut down today but I'll bet we're "essential"

Back in my younger days I did some roofin eh? I'd THROW the single onto the roof I was so strong.

Okay enough canadian bullshit.

It's a big nothing burger, everything will go back to normal this week except no one is allowed to have fun or eat out.

Meanwhile most cucknadians work and mingle as if nothing's happening amidst 0 testing policies and all masks being out of stock despite nobody wearing them.

based trudeau

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Yeah, because Canada is perfect.

Yes. Went to work yesterday, because I have to. Cleaning crew showed up. About 30 people. All but two were immigrants of some sort. They literally said, and I'm not joking here "It's only a China thing" Wtf I though, this is fully fucked.

I've been wearing a p100 half mask and glasses at work the past 3 weeks. Still felt super vulnerable as randoms past me everywhere coofing and sneezing.

Guess where I'm heading in five minutes? Yup, back to work. I wonder what wonderful dangers I'll be forced to face today? The big important provinces have shut down. You won't lose your job when you're forbidden to work. Me? They'll hire two or three immigrant guys to replace me, and pay them half as much.

So yeah. I'd rather they shut shit down, then forcing me to potentially kill myself and my family.

>inb4 wage slave. Don't I know it Anons

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Everyone is “essential” except for restaurant workers, entertainment, and barber shops. I saw people at work at a swimming pool store and it’s fucking twenty degrees out

canada and the rest of the world will follow because you cant actually keep everything shut down for a year without total collapse

common sense says otherwise

If Americans don't die, Trump will be redeemed once again, while the rest of the world cucked themselves at the advice of Jewish Scientists.

It's a gamble though, the evidence is still not that clear as to how this transmits. in the UK we have locked down yet the virus is still following the same trajectory as Italy.

And yet the question persists, why aren't shithole countries like India not being decimated by this virus? It seems to be a bioweapon specifically targetting whites and USA is muttsvilles, hardly white anymore.

>You won't lose your job when you're forbidden to work.
????

That's what I've been trying to tell everyone, but they don't listen. The whole world's gone mad because the TV told them to.

I'm just tired

It's a nothing burger, but do you read India news sites?
If no, then how do you know what's going on there?

I wish this virus was real, but it seems like the schizos saying it's a cover for some stupid plot, seems to be real.

It's ALWAYS the dumbest most unreasonable scenario that comes true.

Meaning that if my province shut down for two weeks. Like Ontario and Quebec. My company couldn't just hire two guys to replace me, and carry on as business as usual.

>in the UK we have locked down yet the virus is still following the same trajectory as Italy.
you locked down literally a couple hours ago. It'll take 2 weeks to see the results
>why aren't shithole countries like India not being decimated by this virus?
they dont have the means to test

I blocked all "corona" threads from the beginning.

I wanted to see the world die. IM PISSED

OH HOORAY ANOTHER NOTHING BURGER!!!!

THANK FUCK!!! SOME HOW IT ALL WENT BACK TO NORMAL
WHAT A COINCIDENCE

That beard is pathetic.

It's funny to watch fat fucks die one after the other

They're still going to have layoffs.

It' nothing, it's just the flu, no-one is dying, shops are full and hospitals empty, no-one is losing his job, also lol

I am. Hoping for 10% once the hospitals in the big city collapse. Even more curious as to when the chimping starts as niggers realise they gonna die to benefit whiteys profits.

seems we are doing the same thing. Shits fucked

lmfao

How many americans have health issues like diabetes? This will be huge.

Were you even tagged in that or one of those draw a carrot things? I wasnt :(

So many. Why the fuck are they all here, did r*ddit ban a bunch of boards?

of course it's not real
do you seriously believe if corona was something that would kill a lot of people they would you let you know?
what about the unusually high rate of celebrities and athletes getting infected by corona? everyday you have at least a couple of them using social media to reassure the normies that "it's totally the real thing guys, just look at me! even I got infected!"
this is a fucking trojan horse

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The only people who get to stay home are politicians and civil servants.

Everyone else has to work.

LMFAO

GIant fucking NOTHING BURGER

To what end??
Who knows.

For what purpose though?

TO arrest pedo celebrities? Scare the whole world with a hoax and crash the markets to arrest some hollywood losers?

PROBABLY! It's SO FUCKING STUPID, that's probably the truth.

I was tagged in a pushup challenge but not the carrot one.

Coronachan is fake and gay and Trump is gonna prove it.
This kills the NWO.
I fuckingnlove it.
I worship Trump. If he was /forever POTUS/ I would move there.

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WAGIE WAGIE BACK IN CAGIE

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Shut up Castro Jr.

Xe is our leader, codename Rainbow One

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Or to cover up their arrests cause the pedo loser cabal THINKS those people actually matter and it will break the world is Ellen and Oprah are known to be kiddie diddlers..

IT'S SO STUPID, IT'S PROBABLY TRUE.

The dumbest, stupidest, most unrealistic plots are always the ones to come true.

K it's cover for all the hollywood pedo losers who've been arrested for being diddlers

Some kinda world-destroying-scoop-it-all-up-at-low-low-prices-populism-erradicating (((Plan))). Bet on it.