/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2480 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 395,533 (+16,750) ► Died: 17,229 (+722)

— Total lockdowns aggregate: 2.2 billion —

— Remaining to surpass swine flu: 1,220 confirmed deaths —

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

30 year old man from Cameroon dies from coronavirus
archive.is/mqQTl

600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate
archive.is/e6PC4

China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
archive.is/tx1CY

36 year old African-American female killed by infection
archive.is/mmdPW

>RESEARCH
Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/wip/gM8Va

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

>REMINDER
Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
archive.is/X8GWA

CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
archive.is/rzZ4x

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

15 million to die worldwide
archive.is/s1wVX

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html
twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1242071506445885441
twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1242169734763819011
pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef
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bbc.com/sport/olympics/52020134
archive.is/wip/48Qjm
youtube.com/watch?v=s6JrkLvsKtw
youtube.com/watch?v=LbTxfN8d2CI
youtube.com/watch?v=cj0PT6w9Y8k
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archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/Italy - 1241846240503087105.mp4
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/India - 1242117577943506944.mp4
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/China - 1241736562389516288.mp4
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The world ends in 7 days.

Is it true that Chinese people are returning to work?

Rate my PrEP boyssss

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I've seen this shit like 7 time get fuck

Only old people die, nevermind the young, healthy people dying. GET BACK TO WORK! The stockmarket needs to grow bigger!

you won't gonna make it with old pasta

“the CHINA virus”
Worth remembering:
youtube.com/watch?v=aeVrMniBjSc
Wuhan Institute of Virology [geo location]?
[1st biosafety lvl 4 lab – 2015]
City/Province origin – hot zone [geo location]?
justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related
“Unbeknownst to Harvard University beginning in 2011, Lieber became a “Strategic Scientist” at [Wuhan] University of Technology (WUT) in China and was a contractual participant in China’s Thousand Talents Plan from in or about 2012 to 2017.”
[rapid spread]
theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html
>End POTUS rally(s)?
>End POTUS econ gains?
>End POTUS unemployment gains?
>End POTUS [A, B, C, D, ……]?
[weaken prior to P_elec?]
>Delay US/China trade negotiations?
[China pref Biden[+VP] as P?]
>Shelter [Biden] public appearances?
>Shelter [Biden] debate(s)?
>Push new/revised P_2020 > vote by mail? [unsecure]
twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1242071506445885441
>Push [D] ‘wish list’ [unrelated] items CV Bill [voting amends]?
twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1242169734763819011
What is the mathematical probability this occurs [the ‘time bomb’ explodes] at the exact point in time that allows for maximum damage [above] prior to the P_elec?
Outside of standard deviation?
WHO BENEFITS THE MOST?
[Mueller failed]
[Impeachment failed]
>Why was it critically important impeachment be rushed in the House?
[MSM[D party]/Hollywood narrative(s) failed]
[THE COUP FAILED]
[D] party leading nominee established [super T] prior to lock-down [take-over]? [Sanders ELIM_Biden_FRONT]
Occam's razor simply states that of any given set of explanations for an event occurring, the simplest one is most likely the correct one.
Q

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>If you think Corona-nee-sama was dangerous, wait till you see me in action!

>This is Hanta-chan's year after all!

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Can somebody post the long pic of Yas Forums corona post in high quality pls

Not quite. They are returning to wok.

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Reminder that everyone sees the US as an economic hot spot to drain, raid and leave in a condition worse than when they so called immigrated here. Reminder to dig through social media and report price gougers, illegals, anti fa and similar faggots

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Does Spain report more today or is the stuff on worldometer everything for today?

Has she even kill anyone yet?

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Source: your ass.

Everyone in this thread who has means and connections should be out there organising and providing Golden Dawn style support to other Whites in this time of crisis. There's going to be lots of people who are jobless, penniless, homeless and that need help. Get them they help they need, put them in contact with others, and make sure they pay the help forward when they can.

And never let them lose focus on who is responsible for this problem, or what needs to be done to solve it.

Stop shitposting about the meme hentai virus it's too deadly so its outbreaks never spread

i haven't had a fever since i was in 1st grade i'm not prepared for this

2nd death in Israel
its over

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Guys help, there's a large pile of rat turds in front of me. What should I do with it?

>be an american
>live in capitalist country
>everything that helps people like unions or social help is communism
>be very surprised that your government priorities profits over people
>join the /herd/

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>stock market bouncing back stronger than ever
>americans ready to go back to work again in a week
happening over, sorry guys

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So tell me about this death in Missouri, what should I know about them

Anyone got the stream that shows wuhan traffic cams live? Either that or shoe on head, I ain't fussy.

Why do you do it fren' propaganda is Soviet tier bullshit... don't be a douchebag, embrace higher values.

Friendly reminder that in a few months' time, you will owe me your anal virginity

ahah

*rounds it up to 6 million*

Baka! She has already killed her first human!

Yeah, killed one on a bus and 32 people on the same bus came up positive.

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>only 7 times
newfren

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ALERT, CHINKS ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO COVER THEIR TRACKS
> Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
>"In December 2019, the Chinese authorities notified the world that a virus was spreading through their communities"

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stonks are bouncing back because the senate is rumored to have reached an agreement on the economic stimulus bill this morning

Realistically this is actually ramping down so of course its time for America's big retarded president to fuck everything up and start sacrificing American workers to the Dow so that his fucking globalist jew friends don't lose more money.

Enjoy the entirely avoidable second wave comrades! Hope you are ready to watch your parents and grandparents die for your 'God Emperor.'

0.00509091% of world pop. detected;

0.00022179% of world pop. died;

0.00353409% of world pop. "active" cases.


Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)


History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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>happening over, sorry guys

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In the past: alot.
This year: 1 chink.
We must give her some energy, i think.

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We're back. Happening over.

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Goddammit Carlos!

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,168 (582) Spain 39,673 (2,696) Germany 31,260 (132) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 4,839 (25) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,715 (12) Portugal 2,362 (29) Sweden 2,272 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Brazil 1,965 (34) Israel 1,656 (1) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Chile 922 (2) Pakistan 918 (7) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Poland 774 (9) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 678 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Croatia 361 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,434 (+29) Spain +4,537 (+385) Germany +2,204 (+9) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +365 (+4) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +90 (+2) Portugal +302 (+6) Sweden +226 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Pakistan +43 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +25 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +90 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Brazil +41 Israel +214 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49 South Africa +152 India +20 Russia +57 Hong Kong +29 Estonia +17 Croatia +46 Iraq +50…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Olympics cancelled, postponed until 2021, OP:
bbc.com/sport/olympics/52020134
archive.is/wip/48Qjm

>stronger than ever
It was 30k just a couple weeks ago so your statement is patently false

OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
SHUT IT DOWN

Nobody cares about a single death in your shithole state fuck the fuck off, you have the internet go look it up yourself faggot

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The boom is back baby!

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Leftists then: No Countries, No borders!

Leftists now: CLOSE THE BORDERS! SHUT IT DOWN! TOURISTS RETURN HOME TO YOUR COUNTRIES!

Cognitive dissonance in effect here its hilarious
The mental breakdown of the globo homo celebrities is even funnier.

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Yeah we're at the Blow off Phase now.

More likely it's due to the unlimited printing rules.

>Realistically this is actually ramping down
It has not even started in the US. The first wave is going to hit just as restrictions are relaxed.
This will kill the economy not save it.

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>DOW JONES UP +6.55%
>DOW JONES UP +6.55%
>DOW JONES UP +6.55%
>DOW JONES UP +6.55%
>DOW JONES UP +6.55%

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Reminder that shills from Israel, Demorats, Libshits, CCP, and other places are blaming preppers for panic buys and are calling them hoarders. Most hoarding is done by illegals, non persons, and foreign nationals.

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no vodka?

I said months ago that I was going to create threads until the Olympics were inaugurated. It looks like I am stuck here until 2021 then.

youtube.com/watch?v=s6JrkLvsKtw
>youtube.com/watch?v=s6JrkLvsKtw

Thoughts on boomer campbell? he scared?

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They threw the dead cat down the stairs we already know. Unless you're taking us back to 250k+ nobody cares

> libertarian flag
> thinks antifa are the ones price gouging

Nigga, considering your ideology I would think you'd be all in on hoarding and price gouging. Sorry libertarianism is getting BTFO so bad during all this but I have to ask you to please stop saying dumb shit on Yas Forums. I'm sure theres an ephebophilia board for you somewhere that you'd be more comfortable in.

Unironic 80 IQ here. What's the reason why some people, let' say specifically just 60-something year olds barely get symptoms like Tom Hanks but then others drop dead?

>0 countries collapsed
anyone else falling asleep?

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I hope she kills her first human soon. This whole happening made me love virus girls, so the more the better

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Literally nothing will come of hantavirus. It's the next meme to keep these generals going. It's totally harmless

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>Yeah we're at the Blow off Phase now.
Wait until Americans are scared. Right now they think they're scared. They're not scared yet.

>"survivors" suffer kidney/liver/testicular damage
>scarred lungs, neurological problems and loss of taste/smell
>no immunity, virus stays dormant and can be active again/"reinfection"
IT'S GIGAOVER!!!!!!!!

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Considering we're about to have a economic crash worse than 1929.

The kikes are just fleecing off as much resources as possible

Sure, Trump said he wants everything to carry on as normal, which will have given the markets a boost, but just ignoring the virus and hoping it goes away isn't a viable long-term strategy

People don't react to confirmed cases. It's the deaths that wake them up. And the deaths are coming over the next 10 days in the US.

>Romania enters full lockdown
>starting tomorrow, everyone over 65 is forbidden from going outside

>come from work today
>old fucks everywhere
Can't wait for tomorrow. I hope they'll beat the shit out of the boomers.

Bulltrap maybe? Currently shorting DOW and am getting f'cked.

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What is this animal crossing meme, how can biologically male people play that shit and not be bored to death

This whole copy pasta is just and excuse to beg americans to rape your russian incel boyhole

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=LbTxfN8d2CI

You have to coom the virus out, if you have no food left eat the coom so you can keep cooming. Don't stop

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I thought hoarding and price gouging was good Ayn. Its just the free market dictating goods and prices buddy. Why are you so mad about your ideology being put into action?

youtube.com/watch?v=cj0PT6w9Y8k

>No Countries, No borders!
do you seriously think that ALL leftists say this? it seems like you’re creating a strawman

RIP in pepperoni, argieanon, the lack of sleep will surely kill you if the kung flu doesn't get you first.

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I got new PrEP coming in 3 hours

Rate my vacuum boys

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Why is it taking all day to break 400k just report your fucking numbers already

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CONGRESS IS GOING TO START A FUCKING CIVIL WAR.

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Sa ii lege dracu de pat. Va duce moarte pe afara ca nu puteti muri mai rapid

Well if you really want to know the truth look up Greg Mannarino on youtube. He'll get you up to date real fast

chinese shill
he tells how awesome they are in every video, it's creepy as fuck

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>Coronavirus
>Hantavirus
God sure hates the fucking Chinks

Immigrants are working over Americans. Landscaping, Construction, Restaurants, Gas Stations and factory work during the pandemic.

While Americans work in high risk retail and may get the virus.

If both of my parents die what should I do with the money I get? I'm not going to get a job.

>mfw the army has to deal with those barely sentient retarded boomers that probably don't even acknowledge the virus' existence
>mfw those boomers will drive the army insane and they start beating the boomers up, maybe even "accidentally" firing at some

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>Just print money!
>Line go down noooooo
>Make line sad red line green do more gooder
>Yaaaaay virus stop spread cause line go up!
>What's inflation?
This is only going to over when cases have plummeted or a vaccine has been announced

Otherwise they are just holding up a carcass that will rot in their hands, I hate everyone.

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How prepared are you guys on toilet paper? I'm fucked.

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It broke 400k 6 weeks ago.

The chinks have lied.
We''ll soon see the catastrophe.

Bun, abia astept. O sa piarda PSD votanti dar se merita.

Objectivism was an elaborate justification for promiscuity (refer to the downward spiral of Ayn's personal life and her philosophical arguments for whoring in her clique), as is every "philosophy" to slither forth from the mind of a woman.

Trump has to be executed after this. Older people are more likely to die from the virus, and most of the white population is white. We're watching white genocide

Chinks hate themselves
And having any semblance of hygiene

I'm offering free rape to the people quarintined in their homes

Clean your fucking home or close the curtains before a fire marshall looks through the window.

Bidet masterrace here

Put your money in a long dated mutual fund or ETF.

Or a US tenure.

I doubt you ever leave yours.

VIDEOS OF NOTHING BURGERS GETTING THEIR SHIT REKT FOR PRETENDING NOTHING'S WRONG

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/India - 1242124774203183106.mp4

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/Italy - 1241846240503087105.mp4

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Force_Used/India - 1242117577943506944.mp4

This particular one is funny:

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>"ching chong government say nothing wrong why you stop me"
>gets rekt

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Use showerhead as emergency bidet. Adapt improvise overcome.

>youtube.com/watch?v=mQ8GXoGuO30

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>most of the white population is white
Fucking genius

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>Hanta-chan is the airborne hemorrhagic fever we've all been waiting for
Have we memed the apocalypse?

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You ask Yas Forums. 99.9% chance you lose it all.

Is the Rep bill being passed? Or the Dem bill one?

What happened to rugged individualism?

Please note the panicked shills afraid of their operations being exposed lol

Why would you report cases halfway through the day. Then you have to report again in the evening. Be patient.

SCREENCAP THIS

56 IS CODE FOR 5G

56 IS CODE FOR 5G

56 IS CODE FOR 5G

56 IS CODE FOR 5G

5G BEAST SYSTEM COMING SOON

GET OUT OF THE CITIES ASAP

PIC RELATED

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Can smell the scared chink lmao?

Liberal ignorance pisses me off so much. I hope every one of them dies

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>
maybe DON'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL IT'S CRITICAL BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
but of course this is because of perverse incentive to bleed the patient dry of money. if the fix takes two pills every day for five days, well it's just too simple to be worth administering

No
No mutt who isn't Jewish is getting bailouts