>Scott Morrison bans all overseas travel, food courts, real estate auctions and inspections and says extended family gatherings must stop
>As of 9.30pm AEST, there are 383,944 total confirmed cases worldwide. While 101,911 people have recovered, 16,595 have died, mostly in Italy, according to Johns Hopkins University data
>There are now a total of 2043 cases in Australia, including 818 in NSW, 411 in Victoria and 397 in Queensland
>The Tokyo Olympic Games have been officially delayed until 2021
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>Beauty therapy, tanning, waxing, nail salons and tattoo parlours are among the latest things banned by the Federal Government to prevent the spread of coronavirus in Australia.
>Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced the measures on Tuesday which included shutting down food courts except for takeaway.
>Cafes will continue to be allowed to provide takeaway only
>Auctions, open house inspections will also be banned along with amusement parks and arcades. Play centres are also now included in the shutdown.
>Community and recreation centres, health clubs, fitness centres, yoga, barre, spin facilities, saunas, wellness centres will shut.
>Boot camps and personal training sessionsare limited to a maximum of 10 people with strict social distancing rules observed.
>Galleries, museums, national institutions, historic sites, libraries, community centres, non-essential facilities, community facilities such as halls will be closed.
strippers and whore houses and closed. rub and tugs are closed.
work for dole cancelled?
>amusement parks
Not Luna Park?
>DJI currently above 7%
apocalypse has been cancelled. everyone go get your jobs back.
Are you Aussies fans of Mad Max? Its my favorite movie, yet, I cant find nearly anyone in The States who has ever seen the originals.
Luna Park is closed indefinitely
Why are people saying Australia is fucked with corona? I thought we had slow spread?
Nothing will close that cunts mouth.....
Wtf is barre?
What about caravan parks?
I'm guessing some gook that works there was trying to write Ballet
>NO PEOPLE TO DO BARRE, OK BARRE IS BANN
You've really missed the point I was making user, haven't you?
you should be more upset about the fact that she petitioned the australian government to grant her heaps of money to study some bullshit thing in France even though she doesnt even live in Aus.
and they gave it to her.
How long is the travel ban?
Gold and silver up 6%... glad I bought some metals last week.
6 months
I just hate the cunt, and any excuse to throw shit at it is good enough for me.
overrated
the best that can be said of it is that it inspired later post-apocalyptic fiction like fallout and that
i should've taken advantage of the impending doom tb h. but we're not out of the clouds yet
I liked them, but the series has been tapped out, fury road added nothing of value to the franchise.
Sort of a mix between pilates and ballet.
Hot rich chicks do it.
shes not hot
All for 8 deaths? Why?
I had the runs on Friday, I told my boss and don't need to go back until 'I feel better'. This is a good thing.
spent half the day trying to get onto mygov to post my jobsearch efforts before they punish me for being late only to finally get on and they don't want them anymore
will spike by the weekend
job search is cancelled until further notice
holy fuck my sides
all the normies finally went to bed and I get onto the site
It was a transparent and forced attempt to lighten the mood of the conference.
thanks, I know that now
Hardly anyone saw Mad Max and those who did see it saw a version that was overdubbed with Burger voice actors.
Plenty of Burgers saw Mad Max 2, which made Gibson a Hollywood star. In the US it was called The Road Warrior.
How about wfd?
does everyone get the 750 in the 31st?
I think it must be whenever your next payment is?
Why only Asians wearing face masks in Australia?
At the moment shouldn’t it be everyone’s responsibility to wear it while in public?
>Why Asians in Australia?
They don't want to share it.
DJI stabilising above 20k. apocalypse is cancelled.
>overrated
hardly
In hundreds of cities in China, the government is requiring citizens to use software on their phones that automatically classifies each person with a color code — red, yellow or green — indicating contagion risk. The software determines which people should be quarantined or permitted to enter public places like subways. But officials have not explained how the system makes such decisions, and citizens have felt powerless to challenge it.
In Singapore, the Ministry of Health has posted information online about each coronavirus patient, often in stunning detail, including relationships to other patients. The idea is to warn individuals who may have crossed paths with them, as well as alert the public to potentially infected locations. “Case 219 is a 30-year-old male,” says one entry on the Health Ministry’s site, who worked at the “Sengkang Fire Station (50 Buangkok Drive),” is “in an isolation room at Sengkang General Hospital” and “is a family member of Case 236.”
On Friday, Singapore also introduced a smartphone app for citizens to help the authorities locate people who may have been exposed to the virus. The app, called TraceTogether, uses Bluetooth signals to detect mobile phones that are nearby. If an app user later tests positive for the virus, the health authorities may examine the data logs from the app to find people who crossed their paths. A government official said the app preserved privacy by not revealing users’ identities to one another.
In January, South Korea’s government began posting detailed location histories on each person who tested positive for the coronavirus. The site has included a wealth of information — such as details about when people left for work, whether they wore masks in the subway, the name of the stations where they changed trains, the massage parlors and karaoke bars they frequented and the names of the clinics where they were tested for the virus.
Every user on this board who call themselves Australian, now is your time to step up and do your part.
If that means bunkering down, or being in the frontline, be part of history that makes the future of Australia.
just so you fags know woolies is only hiring new employees that have experience working in a supermarket
>All these NZ cunts petitioning to get access to the dole
You fucking what, why the fuck do these kiwi cunts think they are entitled to newstart? The fucking audacity of these motherfuckers
It's not hard to pick up
The Woolworths website says there are no supermarket jobs in my State
I interviewed two people today and my house mate did three at his store
Where do you advertise?
>boomers still require 30 years experience and a degree for stocking shelves in a pandemic
fucked if I know I just got told I had people coming in to do interviews
meh I hired the white guy and not the poo
excellent
MFW mines are classified as an essential service and still business as usual. Dole cucks BTFO
i'm only hiring whites unless I don't have the option
normies fall asleep by 10pm, threads are comfy now
shut up cunt I'm not going to bed until 5am and I gotta wage tomorrow
shut up cunt your not a normie
id probably bully you in real life though
Spoken like a true bludger.
Doubt it. If you're not at least 6 foot 4,100kg and have anger issues you would struggle