PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DEMENTIA JOE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58

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MAGA

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MAGA
SHILLS GONE FULL RETARD

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>this is the best dems could do
what the fuck were they doing for four years

AWOO

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UNITED STATES OF AMERIFARTS IS FALLING APART
>UNITED STATES OF AMERIFARTS IS FALLING APART
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IT IS TRULY THE YEAR WE WILL GET RID OF THE MUTTS.


AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE AMERISHARTS

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Did the Democrats back down because of backlash? Or will they go full retard again?

The boomer remover will do it's job.

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>s-surely his response to the virus will make people stop supporting drumpf!
They never learn.

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Why are chinks so stupid? Is it the inbreeding? The diet? The education? I mean, what is the deal with chinks?

Is he about to get fired?

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>he says while europe has more cases than the US

Hopefully.

14 million people died in china from COVID-19
digets confirms

What do you think dude? Always bet on them going full retard

Me Chinese, me pray joke, me put rat shit in your coke

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ITS HAPPENING
BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

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Fuck no, Trump would lose an approval point firing him

interesting that the media and left in general constantly cry that trump is a dictator despite Congress and the courts blocking most of what he tries to do, but now cry because Trump wasn't a dictator enough after Congress and the courts blocked most of what he tried to do to prevent the early spread of the virus

Who knows. Trump won't sign the house bill, so it's either the senate bill or nothing. Hard to say who will get blamed more. Pelosi didn't make so many friends with this move when even Ana Navarro is calling her out.

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Barely. Trumps incompetence is gonna allow us to catch up
“Believe me. US numbers of the virus, under trump, will rise to levels never seen before. Bigly.”

Hopefully not, Jesus Christ that would be a terrible decision.

>muh both sides
it's the democrats, typical fudging

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Trump got TOLD by his masters

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Trump would drive them to 1488 if he said he was a communist Jew.

Who here ready to taste the chain?!

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>do your job
this, but everyone

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She really hasn’t called anyone out, Kaspar. She’s pinning blame on the GOP too.

He stopped calling it the Chinese virus too. Xi must have scolded him pretty hard.

Italy alone has more cases, kick rocks dumbass

This was kind of disappointing, honestly.

Hope not. Fauci's pretty good

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>Happy Chinko de Mayo! i love bug people!

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i liked you better when you were NEET

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Abroad? Maybe he can be President of that

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Trump is a communist sympathizer now. idk if he has my vote.

Behold: AWOO

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GOOD MORNING, /ptg/!

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You’re actually gay if you wouldn’t fuck this

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kek

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I don't think he is a Dem plant, he is just a doctor with their way of always giving their own opinion and never saying "yes" to a question.

Isn't Trump a doctor from an honorary degree somewhere? Could Dr Trump announce restrictions are lifted on Monday based on his medical expertise?

>incite mass hysteria via media
>bans your freedom of assembly
>...
>couple thousand old and already sick people dead
>economy in shambles
what will be the longterm repercussions, lads? things will obviously never be the same.

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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING AMERISHART YOU WERE BEHIND US JUST 2 DAYS AGO AND NOW LOOK!! LOOK HOW MUCH MORE CASES YOU GOT IN JUST 2 DAYS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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>that hairline
JUST

he still calls it the China Virus
he's just also saying that American Asians aren't to blame
China is to blame, because the virus came from China, making it the China Virus

Closed borders forever.

>stokes the flame of party hate for 4 years and now magically wants it to go away

Good morning, everyone. Awoo.

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>The boomer remover will do it's job.
It also kills a lot of fatties which is why 1/3 of the USA will be wiped out.

This is about 2020. Asian Americans usually vote Republican. They live here because they hate Commie China oppression.

Reminder that Trump will lose to anyone at this point

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who in their right mind thinks they're worth a grand god damn

Yeah but it’s kind of disappointing because there really is no such thing as an asian American.

lmao that bitch thinks she's worth 1000$? wew. Those are slave prices, not one time fucky prices

youtu.be/OExqZL4UAI8

I said all of EU vs all of US. Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>“Believe me. US numbers of the virus, under trump, will rise to levels never seen before. Bigly.”
Source: your ass

I think him not being a NEET is a good development for him. Now he needs to lose his phobia of guns.

That’s a load of horseshit

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You seriously think the World needs reminding where this came from? He floated it out there and goes back to being politically saavy

>Xi scolding trump
jej implying the US doesn't have their dicks stapled to the ground with phase 1 deal and tariffs

The Senate bill sucks, but at least it's a real bill that can be debated. The House bill is literally just a Progressive wishlist, there was a 0% chance the Senate or the President would give it the time of day. It would be like if the GOP called for a $2 million bailout of the NRA.

Yeah fuck this Ana. Actually, rape her. Both sides my ass.

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Lets see Joe speak that tweet his handlers wrote.
doubt he could get through it.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE FOR WALL STREET, GOYIM!!!!!

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those were clickfarm phone numbers that got disconnected due to the lockdown

i'd rather get a fist bump from trump than have my way with that woman

>He stopped calling it the Chinese virus too
He literally called it that at the presser yesterday, faggot.

Moving Stroke Posting to video was a great idea.

And now it got retarded. Saquan with her 12 niglets will get a $10,000 check.

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things will be back to normal after november

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I'd pay Trump a 1000 to get a fist bump from him

Problem for Biden is no one thinks he would be a better job

Her hairline is receding worse than mine, she's a drunk one night stand from the bar which I would feel gross about the next day. Definitely not paying for that.

they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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>>now such thing as asian american
yest there is put in two motorcycles going 100 in opposite directions.

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Genocide.

Why is Spain such a shithole?

SHUT IT DOWN or not
Im confused, please halp

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Because it's full of the people who invented Mexicans.

>Now he needs to lose his phobia of guns.
He needs to get touched by a woman before that. Imagine living your life having never copped a feel on a tiddy.

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>Trump fires Fauci
>most popular man in America is now free to go on news stations and criticize the president.
>probably endorses Biden too.
Trump can’t let this happen

You do realize that if the boomers were to disappear Trump could never be elected again?

Shill retards think we’re not paying attention lmao

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This. They are proto-Mexishits.
Can you retype that, friend?

Lie moar.

I appreciate the general threads but why the fuck do you assholes never give a link to the topic in your image?
You have like 40 fucking links but none of them ever relate to the image, just put it at the very top or very bottom, jfc

>Underestimating you rivals
Why do leftists constantly fall for the classic blunders?

You do realize that over 90% of poster here are boomers, right?

>sexual predators can't become TSA agents
TSA agents are sexual predators

if you put a wig on her she would be fuckable, no doubt, but you can just tell she’s a smelly one.

OOWA!

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>What if I told you he planned to do this
That's even worse

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twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1242143644917866498

Why would he be fired? He said on TV that Trump is doing everything he could do and they have a great relationship. The only reason people think they don't agree is because one is a Doctor who doesn't want to promote an non-FDA approved yet treatment, and Trump is the President tasked with giving hope to the masses. Yet another media-invented problem.
FAKE NEWS!

No retard, they're here for gibs and they vote for gibs

Some of their criticism is valid.
Stock buyback, just put that limitation in the bill, why not.
Recurring payments baked in right away in case of extended break from economic activities.
Too bad they're not actually trying to get those things into the bill, but instead waste time on the floor arguing about shit like "why didn't we vote to pass last weeks bill without reading it instead of waiting for it to be written fully and sent to Senate RARARA"
Their house bill is a complete shitshow on the other hand, kek

DOW SURGING
TRUMP SAVING AMERICA AGAIN FROM DEMOCRATS

EVIL DEMOCRATS WITH BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS
MURDERING INNOCENT AMERICANS FOR NIGGER WIFI AND NIGGER IPADS

starting a land war in asia or going against a sicilian when death is on the line?

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She's definitely using Myspace angles

I agree with this (((cartoon)))

I wouldnt fuck her with your dick!

Pretty much.

He'll be less gay if he learns that the gun is good.
This doesn't seem right at all.

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>TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE ME GOYIM!!!!!!

1000 for one night is expensive as fuck and she ain't worth it. Not with that hairline.

So which candidate doesn't have dementia?

Yes a few problems in our "early years" why one day a pilot bailed ut and pulled the first rip cord, it failed, pulled the backup, it failed too about hundred feet from the ground he sees a guy goin up, says, "hey know anything about parachutes?" the guy going up says, "no, know anything about coleman stoves?"

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not only do they vote democrat, their votes are so miniscule they're worthless to even pander too

...

Fair play. Just had another look and I would definitely sloppy drunk one night stand her if she had better hair. I don’t drink anymore.

DId you not see where he was talking shit in science magazine about Trump?

My balls agree with your chin.

>Why is Spain such a shithole?
Because it's full of Spainiards.

case to death ratio BTFO. european healthcare is shit.

I like to imagine it's closer to half

That forehead has seen a lot of nut

It's all a scam. The same CEOs who have their lobbyists begging for corporate bailouts are the same ones working with the Jewish media and laying people off. They are holding the American middle class ransom for bailout money, using the virus hoax as a cover.

It’s gotta be less than that, maybe early 30’s make up half but definitely not boomers.

Tulsi. Oh wait..

MSM reporters and Communist Party agitators in this thread trying to stoke division. Even Fauci said something about people trying to pit him and the President against one another. People trying to sell clicks and fear.

Remember, these are the same people who will photograph you while you are lying dead on a beach, after moving our body to a more photogenic location, to say you were a victim of Trump.

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Money please.

hopefully. this manlet thinks he knows more than trump about virology.

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>Coronavirus: US may become global epicentre of COVID-19 outbreak, says World Health Organization

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-spains-death-toll-rises-by-514-in-one-day-to-2-696-11962778

Is Trump trying to destroy his chances of re-election? Why would you want to let half your voter base die.

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Creepy panicker piece of deep state shit. Trump’s problem since day 1 is keeping these peolple around

MAGA

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Imagine waking up every morning and your name is top trending

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pls pray for brian during these trying times

twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1242357324972470272

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not a homo, srry. I'd bite your tiny little nubbin off.

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What kind of bullshit do you expect in the House’s bill?

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I posted once and I will do it once this one time more.
I think Trump is a bad president but a very good snake oil salesman.
I have used his incompetence to take 10k and turn it into more than 700k+. I will be careful with investments from here forward so I can retire at the age of 27.
Thank you Trump

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I don't get it. If the virus is going to kill us all no matter why do anything? Why do I need to read /cvg/'s dumb pastebin if I'm going to die either way?

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Well, stupid faggot, since the Democrats blocked cash assistance to Americans, people need to get back to work. There isn’t another choice. Now, you massive bender, don’t you have a paki dick to gargle?

It's the CRIME-COVERUP-19 VIRUS

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>markets are up because investors think there will be a stimulus passed today
hahahahahahahaha the despair that will set in will be hilarious

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I miss having nightmares period, I used to have so much fun killing monsters and shit, but there's so much winning I don't even get them anymore

KEK 61% Approval

Maybe if you pretend things really hard they’ll be true memeflaggot loser

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>pencil eyebrows
>Nose piercing
>Tounge piercing
>caked on makeup to hide shitty face
I'll pass.

Thanks, I'm glad someone has their shit together

>the WHO
>ran by an Ethiopian nigger that sucked up to China
Commit die.

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No one even remembers that Joe is a candidate anymore.

>TWO WEEKS

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Imagine being an unemployed NEET screeching to keep the American people from working.

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Dr Anthony Fauci
aim4truth.org/2020/03/18/dr-fauci-wants-to-kill-your-family/

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what is that?

i kept dreaming last night about german posters and /cvg/ even though I dont go on /cvg/ any more that much.

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I don't know myself. I want to see all Chinamen go through it though.

These people are really fucking stupid, I honestly hope that no stimulus passes just so “people” like this suffer.

I've seen this bait get a dozen (You)s at least 3 times today. Save it, redistribute it.

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It was a corporate bailout, no money was going to any Americans. In either bill.

>what is that?
Coronavirus patient zero.

are dreams supposed to be remembered?
what good are they for?

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did everyone submit their questions

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Here is the strategy I used and there is nothing preventing anyone in this thread from using it.
Whenever Trump talks from 5+ minutes in a press conference, SPY begins tanking. He gives plenty of fist pumping but does not inspire market confidence.
It is so regular it is how I have reached over 4000% returns. I am not sure if he is doing this deliberately but it doesn't matter. I no longer have to work in my life.