Are you guys able to fend for yourselves during the isolation?

how fat do you think he is?

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That is the problem with western white males really. They post on reddit about how much of a failure they are instead of learning how to sear a steak lol

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How useless can you be as a person? This isn't even cooking skills.

based statement rusbro

Tits

Look easy recepies online and build your cooking skills from there. It's honestly super easy

How low IQ are these people

I was wondering too but i think you're on to something

I've been cooking since I was 13, these faggots deserve to starve to death.

holy fuck look at that roastie, she might as well have I'm Evil tattooed on her forehead

Yeah user, chick-fil-a is pretty great

this

This. I'd never let my wife fry my steak.

Confirmed. I asked my mom, and she said I was right. We're fucking smart Aussiebro.

that's an enormous serving based on the size of your average microwave and the design of the mug. That much oatmeal would make me toot and poo for days.

get in my kitchen

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How do you fuck up oatmeal?! You are literally boiling water till it gets thicker!

pls visit México soon

Post bussy.

>boil water in the microwave
do americans really?

Girlfriend and are are cooking like crazy and she’s an amazing baker too. Gym is closed so will likely die of obesity rather than corona

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THIS

And also you can do much better quality than what you buy, and much healthier too.
I started cooking bc my mum was a great cook, and when I left home, the overall food quality was disgusting compared to what I was used too.

I just gutted, filet and cook a shark that I caught while waiting for its jaw to dry to hang on the wall.
So I think so.

Oh God please be my AI girlfriend

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I learned to cook
but uh
can I piss in your mouth
if it's okay with you?

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Dilate

Is that cake farts?

I am filled with rage when I see a person that can't follow simple instructions.
>Boil water
>Add to oats
>Wait a bit
If you can't then you starving to death is a good outcome for the whole of humanity.

Fucking gross. Her gunt is hanging out. Not sexy at all.

OH GOD

ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND NOW

PLEASE RESPOND

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Agreed. Its not that fucking hard. If people can operate a computer, a cellphone or a car, they surely can cook.

Based and cultured

>made my vagina seal up.
What is it normally? Gappingly open?

No, your "vagina" sealed up because it's really an axe wound trying to heal itself.

Didn’t you hear? We aren’t allowed to go there anymore because of the moral outrage that Chick-fil-a gave some money to some gay groups to try and appease them. I missed their nuggies

Based oil prince.

>can post on reddit
>cannot read instruction on instant oatmeal package.
the math does not add up.

if he cant cook why not just make a barbeque

if you dont have a wife cooking for you, you are a massive faggot

no one told him to read instruction

you realize that is what the microwave was made for right? It is the most efficient way to head up water. Don't you have science in your village.

How fucking retarded you have to be to not even be able to cook the most basics of stuff. Anyone who can't cook proper tasty meals is a faggot and should hang themselves.

>fucking up OATMEAL
that HAS to be a meme
it simply cannot be real

even a fucking chimp tier nigger can make oatmeal without fucking it up

What the fuck is your problem?

>eaten out
Beta move.

dilate immediately
if your vagina seals up fully you'll have to pay for another surgery

You can't seal up what is already ravaged flesh , filthy fucking harlot

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This is the real reason half the board is militantly against hunkering down to slow the spread of the virus.

Based posters lmfao

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>cup
>on a plate
This is a setup. He knew he was going to make a mess. Yas Forums is the lowest IQ bored.

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My gf is literally forced to stay home and cook for me.

She's getting up tomorrow at 7 to make my lunch.

Its literally a window into the ideal world

You have to watch the oatmeal carefully, retard. I swear, you millenials are shit tier animals. I'm surprised you pussies don't wear diapers and get breast fed.

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>Puts plastic plate under bowl before intentionally shitting up his oatmeal.

Attention seeking reddit whore identified.
Fucking numale trash. If you cant use a fucking microwave properly please just kill yourself and stop wasting everybody's time with your life.

This guy gets it.

Just tell your wife to cook you something. It's not hard.

tits or gtfo

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You have to be literally retarded if you cant cook your own food, those people should not exist

Sucks to be you, theres 2 5 min from work and both their drive thrus and my lab is open.
>**coof**

>able to fend for yourselves
I can sure the hell read the instructions on a packet of oatmeal.

This type of whore is the best, you can just obliterate her anus and she’ll ask for more

Americans really boil water in a microwave?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the guy is likely very depressed and wants some pity from reddit, pathetic really but you can't help it

Laughable post. Ask literally anyone from another country.

This

KEK

Good riddance

no, that's mylene
all the food goes inside her butt

Can you get me uh...a large 12 piece chicken nuggets with a large fry and a chocolate shake? Can you get a large coke but do half Coke and half Diet Coke because I’m trying to cut some of the weight? I’ll pay you back tomorrow

Please send corona-chan, she has work to do.

American families have stopped making their own food before the start of this millennium.

Now their kids are grown up and consequences get real

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Tits with timestamp or gtfo

*unzips dick*

>mocking someone for achieving his task faster and more efficiently.

My wife usually does the cooking, but every now and then, I whip up a master piece in the kitchen, just to make clear to her that she's dependant on me, not the other way around.

But seriously.. how can you fuck up an instant oatmeal? How hard can it be putting it on a plate and pouring some boiling water on top of it?

Please tell me its b8

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haha thats not how you eat silly

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I'm not a great cook but I get by. I cook breakfast for myself every day and usually cook dinners two or three times a week and make enough to last a couple of days. I cook out of necessity though, not for pleasure of cooking or pleasure of eating, so my skills are sharp but simple.

depending on what I am doing I use either the stove or an electric kettle but I am probably the strange one here

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It's not polite to laugh at the handicapped, Gary.

I used to cook with my mom when i was a kid.