PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CORONAVIRUS CERTIFICATE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58

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MAGA

MAGA SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

BTW, the house version of the bill gives GIBS to illegals. "Non Resident Aliens" = tourists

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MAGA

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Y'all are snoozing on the new Trump tweets and retweets

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hydroxychlorquine sulfate vs chlorquine phosphate you god damn retard gorilla nigger you need to take 100000000000000 years of chemistry class and maybe just maybe this one fact might seep into your thick retard fucking skull since you're so dense and glacially slow

i'm done with this retard

Fucking Gamestop...how are they so based?

I would like to see the mythbusters try to disintegrate a corpse on an electric floor, that sounds badass

Based how?

Cuomo likely to be President.

Even if it is Biden, Trump is done

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>kills his own supporters with fish tank cleaners
>tweets all day long
>ruins a bill to save the American economy
>still has time to shill a book
MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN

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Cuomo is going to run for president in 2024 screencap this post

it's an analogue in the same way as some desperate alcoholics will drink antifreeze and disinfectant when they're on a dry spell

>the house version of the bill gives GIBS to illegals

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Not letting its employees use the virus as an excuse to no show

I think it's either the senate bill or nothing. Trump will start gradually reopening the country next week based on their data. If MAGABucks get killed, he can blame Nancy and be done with it. The house bill is so fucked up, it will never pass.

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>Biden
Who?

They are not based

found the lazy nigger

They’re non essential though.

NEW

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Eric Ciamarella is awful quiet.

We need BREAKING NEWS like
Eric Ciamarella is center of Adam Schiff Treason.

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You are very angry. I would tell you to have sex, but I bet you are a fat virgin who can’t have sex lol

How do they write those giant bills so fast? Do they just copy paste sections from other bills that didn't make it through or already passed? I don't imagine even an army of lobyists being able to coordinate and write 1500 pages in 3 weeks.

cute argument schlomo

Somehow I got spinal meningitis, injecting all that hair spray in my spine. It’s a super cheap way to party if you aim to kill some brain cells and some time.

Is it true trump wants to reuse medical masks and latex gloves?

>It is about putting our great workers and companies BACK TO WORK!
>decides to save the big corporations and the rich first
>and never help the workers
BASED

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How am I lazy for not being gay enough to shop at gamestop?

gotta be true if the media says it, right???

fuck off commie. Biden is hidin cause he going to critisize Trump for everything about corona. If Biden does not go on record he can make any claim he wants afterwards.
democrats are the scum of the earth

>How do they write those giant bills so fast? Do they just copy paste sections from other bills that didn't make it through or already passed? I don't imagine even an army of lobyists being able to coordinate and write 1500 pages in 3 weeks.
basically they write up wishlists in advance and then slap it in. what if we slapped the green new deal in there? Great do it!

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>>politico
who cares about all that, re-visit the Burisma phone rat-line now that all hands on DICK is a false Corona Crime Cover-Up virus.

NULLIFY that Gary Peters nonsense, and bring GARY TO SUPERMAX TOO!

ALL the burisma investigation must be in SUPERMAX.

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Trump is shilling Zionist books while the country is a week away from the largest rent and mortgage crash in the history of the universe. twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242416827558498304

>and then slap it in
and then have a team of aides do it for them you mean

Because I got digits bigger than your digits. Digits don't lie, that's why I got them. Sorry not sorry

where did you guys find this?

why would sven come online and just tell lies about 1200$ per person, 600$ per child, no questions asked, not payback or interest required

Rep. Andy Harris, MD
@RepAndyHarrisMD
No voter ID to get a ballot, and anonymous “ballot harvesting”...why is that hidden in Speaker Pelosi’s coronavirus bill? These are issues that shouldn’t be addressed at this time. #singleissuebills
twitter.com/RepAndyHarrisMD/status/1242178705050480640

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well yea most elected people dont do shit, and basically all of them over 70 dont do anything at all but what their aides tell them

Ok have fun buying gay ass shit from gamestop lmao

>1200$ per person
>2400$ per married couple
>500$ per child
>over 3000$ per family of 4
>and never help the workers
Why are just blatantly lying at this point?

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Yas Forums btfo...

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Can you imagine anyone having any confidence in Trump handling a crisis while he's busy shilling for fucking books?

You mean pelosi wasn’t up all night writing that bill?

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>against the existence of trans people
transform yourselv into Trains People by jumping infront of one

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>Ai no Neuchi | The Value of Love
Gracias

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>no one is too young to be confused by adults about life
really tranny

Grocery stores were running on low stocks here in Michigan before (I live real close to East Lansing), but now with the stay at home order it’s totally bare. I’ve been to Walmart, meijer, and target - no meat, no milk, no bread, no pasta, no rice. My family went hungry last night. I’m not going to let it happen again today if I have to drive all the way to Indiana to find food.

let me guess, daily hours long pressers on the current status of efforts and progress arent good? off yourself.

the exact quote:

> Trump: And we have a lot of them that have already come in. A lot have already come in.I have to tell you, the throwing away of the mask - being in private business, the throwing away of the mask right away - they're thrown away. And when you hear 55 million masks were ordered, I'm saying, "55 million? How could it possibly be such a number?" And they say, "Oh, that's just a small fraction of what we need."And I said, "Why aren't we sanitizing masks?" You know, you look at the masks - I've looked at all the different masks. Some don't lend themselves to doing that, I think, but many do. And I said, "Why aren't we…" - we have very good liquids for doing this, sanitizing the masks. And that's something they're - they're starting to do more and more. They're sanitizing the masks.And I don't know if anybody would like to speak to that. You might want to just -

> Fauci: Yeah, there are CDC guidances about how you can minimize the use of masks by different things that you could do with testing. And when you have masks, how you might reuse them, which ones you can reuse them.

Whenever I read something with some sort of lgbt term like “trans people” I just replace it with “perverts” and then what I’m reading makes more sense

Anyone have a link to tommorow's bill?

I would certainly hope that if an illegal was found to be infected that we'd ship them the hell out of our country

Fuck the media

Because that's enough money for them to sustain this new change from losing their jobs, paying rent, their mortgages and food? This while bailing out the corporations and the rich with BILLIONS of dollars.
Trump criticized Obama bailing other companies but now he does the same and not only that, he throws more money than ever so they can pocket it all.

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You should have prepared, you know?

That's a good point

i'm not sure their done with amendments even last i heard was some sort of loose agreement idk

deactivate the fbi, doj, ses, cia, ig, jttf, fisa, nsa they are SCUM of the earth.

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>My family went hungry last night
i doubt it

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They can get treated then deported or they can die, either's fine with me

hello faceberg mum

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Oh okay, thank you.

Daily pressers with Trump giving vague answers, lies and just outright bullshit is worse than not saying anything but doing everything to stop the crisis.
Maybe he should stop tweeting, asking others to do things a President is meant to do during the corona virus pandemic.

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>Using an electric floor to disintegrate jews...is that true or not

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Fuck you! Everyone in /ptg/ said it was a nothingburger and there was no need to prep.

patriots do not like dishonorable scum

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Sure it’s enough money, especially since most poorfag niggers also receive welfare.

America everyone. Went to the store over the weekend and bought 5 different kind of meat. I don't even stock up the shells are al full. Yesterday I feasted on foie gras, chicken and sausages with an avocado salad. Canada is open for business!

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The virus is a nothingburger, your problems are all due to the media causing a panic

>Because that's enough money for them to sustain this new change from losing their jobs, paying rent, their mortgages and food?
No one said that this was going to be the last payment you absolute retard.
>This while bailing out the corporations and the rich with BILLIONS of dollars.
How about you show how much money is going to the people and compare that with how much money goes to corporations to prove your point? If businesses go under, there will be no work for the people after this is over.
>Trump criticized Obama bailing other companies but now he does the same and not only that, he throws more money than ever so they can pocket it all.
You never posted a source for this. Do it!

I hope your family starves lol

>MUH FISH TANK CLEANERS!
hahahahahahaahahahah oh wow, thats it?

>>faceberg mum

is that english? not judging, just not understanding.

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The npcs could easily be recalibrated to accept Cuomo in place of Biden, it's actually a pretty interesting proposal and would be entertaining to watch

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that filename is triggering as fuck

He's right you know. Trump is fucked.

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just when i think i've heard everything

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

he didn't buy the rice and beans over a month ago.

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let me re-phrase it: can you open a PDF?

Him and Bloomberg look like the same person.

>Wuhan Institute of Virology
>youtube.com/watch?v=aeVrMniBjSc

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well yeah they both disappeared because the minute they offer any sort of plan they'll be graded on it, not to mention way too late

It's morning in America, make it an awesome day.

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you don't prep for the virus retard you prep for the panic

Southern Italians and yids are nearly identical dna wise, it’s kind of funny.

Reading comprehension

Kids and babies can like cock in their ass and eat cum.
That’s okay and valid.

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Good post

I have no idea what you are talking about.
>guess what that one isnt true, it was a fictional book written years ago

cuomo is not trending up because he is a good candidate or choice

Posted without comment.

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the show was fact or fiction. not ripley's believe it or not

every candidate sounds good until they get put under a microscope and i don't think he'll fare much better in the long run

Why do you keep posting this shit?

hydrat. that is all awoo

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Hi

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probably its a tranny thats mad cause they are a tranny

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from the archive of the beans pic I posted.

Anonymous ID:C/a4ly4l Mon 27 Jan 2020 15:06:34 No.241178119 ViewReport
have you stocked up on beans and rice yet goy? they wont be in the store next week.

that was posted in january. its not the future you chose, its the future you refused to listen to coming.

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it's just low effort means to shit up the thread. man morning threads used to be the best but god damned lately it's been god awful

An old broken clock, that probably has mental issues is right twice in a while, fat.

But yeah trump didn’t act for shit.

MAGA & still get out and vote for Trump, even through he will be running unopposed.
Make it the GREATEST LANDSLIDE EVER!

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>top, biologically female
>bottom, is not

In January trump banned travel from China

>Letting

>as to HOW gay i was
That implies his sexual choice is a degree of quantity, not category.
Pretty sure in nature (barring mutation) you're not 20% male and 80% female, i.e. with big milkers and a throbbing cock to match.

So much for opening up the country again, huh Trumpniggers?

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>criticized for early ban
>didn't respond

:^)

twitter.com/axios/status/1242425467438858241

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Fair play.
I used to love the morning threads but lately fedoras been fucking them up as well. Not very comfy anymore.

>Make it the GREATEST LANDSLIDE EVER!
Not possible since he fucked up the corona virus response before it got to USA.

The masses are being red pilled

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I can embed a PDF with a worm, tracker or a beacon, I collect viruses since the bbs days. You need something? I try to be nice, but I don't have to be.

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And then he sat on his ass and hoped it would go away.

Damn, I was sure the next big virus was going to be hanta-related but then corona hit.