/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2477 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Hey farties. I have some new info related to the carbino-chan virus-kun.

You know those machines in grocery stores that you put an empty can or bottle in and you get 10 cents? Stores are no longer accepting them. They've closed them down. Literally why?

>I'm not your bro.
Well fuck you then Canada.
I thought we were bros.

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By august

You can't eat a bidet, user

GORY

Unironically this

What expression is she making here? It puzzles me.

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MISS WITH THAT GAY SHIT WORLD IS DYING RIGHT NOW

Not with that attitude you can't.

>most of pol has a 0-0.3% CFR
>they scared
how is coronavirus real just breathe nigga lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=-60EvBSLulo

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Chinese virus is from china.
Racism means nothing.

imagine unironically being a bro with a leaf

NEW DANISH NUMBERS: MARCH 24 // 12:00 GMT +1

>Confirmed infected: 1577 (+108)
>Tests performed: 13756 (+781)
>Hospitalized: 301 (+47)
>In critical condition: 69 (+14)
>In ventilator: 58 (+11)
>Dead: 32 (+8)

Source:

sst.dk/da/corona/tal-og-overvaagning

ATTENTION: Denmark is doing very little testing as an official strategy. Therefore a big unknown infected number is expected.

Danish commonwealth numbers:

Faero islands:

>Confirmed infected: 122 (+7)
>Tests performed: 2482 (+405)
>Hospitalized: 2 (+2)
>Dead: 0 (+0)

Source:
corona.fo/?_l=en

Greenland:
>Confirmed infected: 4 (+2)
>Tests performed: 203 (+34)
>Hospitalized: 0
>Dead: 0

Source: nun.gl/Emner/Borgere/Coronavirus emne/Foelg smittespredningen?sc_lang=da

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How do you think Lookner will recover from yesterday meltdown, anons?

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i already run out of my favorite food

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been on lockdown 4hours and I'm bored rigid lads , wat do?

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CHINA SHALL BE DESTROYED FOR THEY'RE UNFORGIVABLE SIN

Revelation 22:18-19 " I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.”

Working from home today has involved checking my mails for 15 minutes and then washing the car

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Jew detected!

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This.
I managed to get a 24pack over the weekend and that'll do me for the rest of 2020.
Who the fuck needs hundreds of rolls of TP?
Even if you have a huge mormon family or something thats still ridiculous.
If you're gonna go batshit crazy stocking up at least do it with food or ammo not fucking ass wipes.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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It's finally ending!!

Italy is recovering!

inb. swedish cuck shilling nogs

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Take a shower you stinking coomer

>bored already
Learn a skill or something

Go kill another monkey and boil it

Who is this kike?

MARCH UNDER EMO GIRL NATIONALISM.
If Saudi Arabia can dictate what women are allowed to wear, then I say the time has come for a white country to do the same.
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS TOOK FROM US.

>Italy likely has 10 times more cases than offically known.
Y-yeah i-it's over bros! Mario and Luigi win again!

We need a hazmat BoxxyBabee

>hantavirus can spread betwen humans
hantavirus can spread betwen humans
>hantavirus can spread betwen humans
hantavirus can spread betwen humans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andes_orthohantavirus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andes_orthohantavirus

Good, Italy doesn't deserve this.

The disinfo campaign spreading the myth that GDP is more important than actual human lives has been strong lately... I wonder who has such an endless appetite for shekels that they'd be willing to sacrifice 2% of the population to keep their investments overinflated

Will we hit 20k dead today bois?

A pasta pasta poster. based and tp-pilled

Is this kind of world we'd wanted to live?

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I've accepted that 10s or 1000s of millions will die. We're getting better at managing the problem medically. Hospitals will be overrun but they'll just start letting people die. That's it. I think the powers that be won't accept tanking the economy longer than a month or two. They're going to bet on a cure and hope everything else works itself out. Most of us are going back to normal soon.

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What the fuck is a hantavirus and why are y'all trying to meme it into existence?

nobody cares about this ugly fraggle.
stop fluffing him

She is enjoying big cock of the next infected, like the twisted little whore she is.

Just went out to do some shopping. Literally no one cares and no one is even infected. Yas Forums BTFO again

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>It's finally ending!!

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Bruh who the FUCK uses 1 Roll PER PERSON. PER DAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?

>doubling down on what he said yesterday
U S A
U S A
U S A

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IT'S FUCKING OVER BOYS

HANTACHAN IS ALIVE

I REPEAT

HANTACHAN IS ALIVE

wionews.com/world/world-staring-at-another-epidemic-man-dies-from-hantavirus-in-china-288252

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Yes, outsode of chima that is

>posting articles from january and mid-february

Has there really been no more updates since then?

Ok coomer

Its literally why I have watched him from I think the Vegas shooting. His meltdowns are the spice between him re-reading twitter posts from normal news and thanking mods. Him foaming meltdowns then sipping from his agenda free mug is literally his gimmick.

steve lookner from agenda free tv
thank the moderators, they do it for free
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585009110204.webm

>nobody cares about this ugly fraggle
Yes, neither do I but his meltdown was absolutely hilarious.

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Wait until they lift the restrictions and the second wave makes this look like a fairy story

Freedom ain’t free

So when is /hcg/ coming?

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4 people slipped on a banana and died yesterday, lets ban bananas and shut down the world!

Keep me posted

He's right tho

Similar to Ebola, needs to be with Corona-chan to help purge China

BACK TO YOUR WAGE CAGE GOYIM, MR SHEKELSTEIN NEEDS HIS STONKS

Where is this Chima you speak of? Who are the Chimese people?

where those coronachan lewds at

>Humans may become infected with hantaviruses through contact with rodent urine, saliva, or feces.
Will they ever learn basic hygiene

Coronavirus survived for 17 DAYS after passengers left the Diamond Princess

Looting of hospitals has been reported in England(One in Manchester had 19 oxygen canisters stolen last night) while care homes in Spain are abandoning the elderly to die in their beds. Spanish army units taking over duties usually reserves for the police have found 11 care homes in such a state in the past 24 hours with almost 30 deaths reported.

Spanish government to bring down the force of the law on every care home involved with murder charges likely to be brought.

>swinging between wanting extreme societal collapse and wanting to play vidya

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clear the streets civvies

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Like Ebola that you can inhale.

HUMAN TO HUMAN SPREAD CONFIRMED

THIS IS IT

HANTACHAN NTR CORONACHAN

Could they just stop for 5 fuckint minutes to be the epicenter of diseases

HAHAHAHHAA
THE RABIES FOAMING MOUTH

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400k today? HOLY SHIT it was 300K like 3 days ago.

China doesn't exist

Here, we will become chinese viruses general

R E N T
F R E E

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lol what a fucking retard
>Hurrrrrr I think I can force states to sign their own death warrant
Get fucked Zion Don

Checked. Not anymore.

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I've never seen such a machine.

is a nothingburger

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It's like you don't know what existential grope is

it's not airbourne

It's an actual nothingburger