This is America.
This is America
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Jack James
Son, let me tell you, back in my day mountain dew was the sweat on Dolly Partons tits.
Carson Clark
Yes.
Justin Ward
Mountain Dew is a constitutional right.
Wyatt Reed
Just give them the non-essential food and be done with it.
Hows that coverup going anyways, Japan flag? Your country is basically the perfect place for Wuhan Flu to hit and yet... silence and ignorance on the topic. Don't want to lose the Olympics that much huh? Too bad that's already happening.
Dylan Price
GO CODE RED
I MEAN THE FLAVOR OF MT DEW
Easton Torres
Zachary Evans
Mountain Dew is Hillbilly anti depressant, it gives you a mood boost with all the caffeine and sugar
Gabriel Peterson
NOOOOO I NEED MY CORN SYRUP NOOOO HOW WILL I MAINTAIN MY FIGURE
Lincoln Cruz
>Hows that coverup going anyways, Japan flag? Your country is basically the perfect place for Wuhan Flu to hit and yet... silence and ignorance on the topic. Don't want to lose the Olympics that much huh? Too bad that's already happening.
Trust me, I'm worried when I see how everyone eased up already. Olympics will obviously be postponed. Abe just doesn't want to be the one to make the decision.
Kayden Flores
just shoot whoever said no and steal it.
welcome to freedom, pig cop
Jack Russell
To be fair I don't think that will take 1 month for the 2 of them to consume those 552 cans.
Gavin Perez
I would understand if it was beer or something,,
Charles Powell
How much of sugar or "corn syrup" is there in one can of this thing?
Tyler Kelly
They probably drink two cases a day so that is only a few weeks.
Colton Brown
Oh suck a stiffy Canada.
Michael Flores
it's just their weekly ration, not hoarding
Sebastian Phillips
listen here commie freedom aint free and you violating the NAP
Brody Carter
angry chink spotted
Logan Ross
That's just their normal weekly groceries shop.
Owen Long
Japan is especially fucked. You see how New York is being slammed? Tokyo is at least 10X worse in every imaginable way and then you also have multi-generation households that will spread it even faster. Your government might not even be able to do anything about it because of the sheer scale we're talking about. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Joseph Morris
I don't live in Tokyo. And Koike already mentioned a possible lockdown.
Michael White
I'm Irish/Welsh, don't touch my potatoes or eggs.
Ryder Watson
thats diet mt dew.
Ryder Allen
They've probably done that weekly for decades. Damn Corona-chan for depriving them of their sugar fix!
William Allen
I HAVE THE MONEY NEEDED TO BUY THESE DRINKS SO LET ME BUY THEM. YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY FREEDOMS.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA?
Kayden Nelson
I know a guy who had a mountain dew addition. Completely destroyed his teeth, its fucking disgusting to look at. Last time I saw him his daughter was transitioning and he wanted to lojack his girlfriend to see if she was cheating, poor bastard.
Leo Thompson
That sounds like enough for a game night. Should've gotten some gamer food to go with it and no one would've asked questions.
Charles Lewis
Thank you Yas Forums, you gave me the Courage to do it. !!!!!!!!!
My parents and relatives don't understand what exponential growth is, they don't understand that if 2 people were sick in town a few days ago, 4 people were infected yesterday.... that we need to be expecting 20 people in town to be sick tomorrow... exponential growth
They're not taking things seriously, has already resulted in some loud-arguments about how we MUST stay home... they REFUSE to listen, some of them aren't getting it...
I have now PULLED the starter relay on my mom's Subaru, she will no longer be going to WalMart later this week, no longer having the ability to bring the virus from a large store back into this household...
I just saved my life.
Liam Hughes
I thought that one on the left said "Cashews for Chads" which would be a much better product desu,senpai.
Henry Nguyen
it's a "nation" of fat, disgusting pigs... and they have the quintessential swine leading them to their ultimate demise
>like pottery
Joseph Cox
How the fuck can you be that old and that fat and be dressed like that with a ridiculous haircut like that in this day and age?
Liam Mitchell
Furious? No. He's hurt and upset, and he's physically calm when he's saying, "But I just asked you and you said it was okay?" He apparently asked her first, went and got the cases, and was then told at checkout he couldn't do it. He doesn't chimp out, he doesn't threaten anyone, he doesn't smash shelves or products. He seems like a decent guy who is upset that they lied to him, and now he has to leave everything behind.
Ethan Nguyen
>How
weird science, brah... REALLY - WEIRD - SCIENCE
Wyatt Martin
Roughly 46g of sugar in a can. Mountain Dew is basically just type 2 diabetes in a can for hillbillies.
Cooper Barnes
Disgusting fat bodies will be culled in this virus pandemic
Hudson Morris
here's hoping... but, the lardass-in-cheeseburgers seemed to dodge the corona bullet, so...
>only the good die young
Ian Nguyen
It was invented for Whiskey not fat people.
Kevin Brown
goddamn was that original recipe good. the new stuff is a shadow of that good old yellow #5
Nathaniel Perry
>english teacher
>Your country
I see you're retarded
Austin Campbell
I'm not an English teacher, Amerifat.
Jonathan Bennett
Story?
Christian Lee
I'm in Tokyo right now. Trust me when I say that it won't hit here nearly as bad as it will continue to hit New York. They're already set to prevent further spread.
Jackson Ortiz
Why are burgers SO FUCKING FAT?
Angel Parker
Why even stop them. Its not like the dew is an essential necessity. Let them have their diabetes
Parker Lewis
I wonder if they're matching on purpose
Jordan Lewis
enjoy your tumor causing Brominated vegetable oil ya fags
Julian Richardson
Flavor for moonshine
Hudson Howard
Well, it is good they are trying to lose the weight. Fatness is not only a sickness of the body, but a sickness of the mind.
Jeremiah Sanchez
This
Soda is very important
Christopher Young
read that as Brahmanated vegetable oil
which sounds Delicious
Kevin Green
>”only go to the grocery store once a week” says the media
>couple goes to buy a weeks worth of soft drinks
>NO YOU CANT DO THAT!
Adrian Mitchell
They're so fat. How do they even fuck?
Asher Martinez
Cant tell
Evan Morgan
Honestly you people laugh at Mountain Dew hoarders, but you really dont have enough Mountain Dew yourselves. The average person drinks 1 12-pack per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 336 cans a week. Over 10,000 a month. Mountain Dew cans will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Adrian White
Oh we're going to pretend obesity is a uniquely American problem, are we? Riiiiiiiiiight.
Jason Long
That's not Japan.
Julian Moore
The funny thing is that they weren't even stocking up, it was just their typical weekly shopping.
Connor Reyes
No wonder jews took over that country. Without the jews taking over it would already have stopped to exist.
Ian Harris
DOES THAT SAY 'GAMER' ON THE LABEL?!?!
William Murphy
Isaac Sanders
I saw this and clicked hoping it would be Kentucky, I was not disappointed
t. Kentuckian
Juan Sanchez
THIS. The kikes just knew.