People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes: >Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible. >One form of exercise a day. >Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. >Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary. Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on: >Meeting with friends. >Meeting with family members you do not live with. >All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals. >All gatherings of more than two people in public. The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings. To ensure people comply the government is also: >Closing all shops selling non-essential goods. >Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship. >Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.
>People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes:
I can see the car showroom from my window, its open as usual.
Sebastian Hughes
The UK government is - on their own figures - proposing to spend £2.5million in Coronavirus spending per life saved. How on earth is anyone's life worth £2.5million public money, least of all retired boomers whose days of creating wealth are over?
I've never been texted by the government, are you sure they aren't just picking on you?
Jacob Hill
>take out coronaloan backed by UK gov to keep your business alive during the pandemic >say the economy never fully recovers and your business goes bust >government will act as guarantor and pay back the loan to the bank >bank will still come after you and your personal property to cover up the loss that was already covered by the government's guarantee and which was BoE printer money anyway and did not come out of the bank's balance sheet that only acted as a middle man between your business and the BoE
>picking on me. I might be classes as high risk, due to having 3 pneumothorax and two talc pleurodesis and bullectomies over the past few years.
Brayden Clark
All Universal Credit meetings and appointments have been cancelled for the next 3 months Anyone who applies who wasn't in a job previously, aka neets and students, will be automatically classed as self-quarantining and get UC.
APPLY NOW GET YOUR NEETBUX
Julian Reyes
I got the message, nobody else did. I'm healthy.
Kayden Ortiz
I live in the northeast. Maybe they’re texting regions?
Daniel Cooper
north london here. its strange, my parents live in herts they are oldies with bad health yet they got no txt.
Hudson Myers
I’m with EE, what network are you on?
Ethan Howard
3.
Henry Price
>bullectomies so... you don't have a bull inside of you anymore?
Ayden Collins
Looks like the ruling class finally used the media to get people so scared they willingly gave away all their rights.
Could be? Though they rushed to name him when he filmed the paedophile pakis.
Parker Martinez
Already had two wanks, any tips in spicing up my tug sessions?
Jayden Walker
Lemme restate the information I procured from a plod I know last night.
>They aren't gonna be stopping random people in the street because they don't have the resources to determine what everybody is out and about for, and if they're lying.
>They still can't enter your house without a warrant, so you can probably safely invite your mate round for vidya
>They will be dispersing loitering groups of three or more people, but aren't going to be demanding any two people seen together prove that they cohabit, because that would be impossible
>If they see a car that's rammed full of people, they may stop them and ask where they're going.
>Public transport will likely be limited or shut down entirely.
Essentially, use your brain, and consider that the rozz have limited manpower, which they still have to use "efficiently".
Anyone been stopped by the police yet for being outside?
Lucas Moore
>take a quick bus trip to one of the poorer suburbs in the city >town market is still open >people in groups of 4 and 5 still sitting around on the benches smoking
These are the exact people I also figured to have took trips to Skegness the last week.
Lucas Bailey
Why Anglos deployed the Virus in China? What's their endgame?
Kayden Taylor
reminder that china is covering up 21 million deaths.
Tuesday 24th March 2020, Bristol >Two supermarket vans were destroyed in “sickening” arson attacks in Bristol and police riot vans were called out soon after Boris Johnson announced the new restrictions. >The delivery vans were destroyed in the attack outside an Iceland store in Arnside Road, Southmead, on Monday night. >Richard Walker, managing director of the retailer, said: >"At a time when home delivery is literally a lifeline for some vulnerable people, this is sickening." >In a statement, Iceland said police riot vans were called out and youths threw missiles at the police as they tried to disperse them. Later in the evening, the two home delivery vans were set alight and the fire brigade attended to put out the fire. >"The vans will both have to be written off. We believe this to be an act of mindless vandalism rather than a targeted attack on Iceland." >"Our entire van fleet is running at absolutely full capacity at the moment, and it is shocking and distressing that anyone would act so callously to put vehicles out of service at precisely the time when they are most needed to deliver food to the most vulnerable people in our society." >Avon and Somerset Police were also investigating other incidents that took place in Southmead and Henbury including criminal damage and a car being set on fire. >Chief Inspector Mark Runacres said: >"Just hours after the Prime Minister announced that everyone in the country should stay home to save lives, it is beyond belief that anyone would be so reckless and thoughtless." >"Officers were already patrolling the area following recent instances of anti-social behaviour and we’ll continue to do so. We put an order in place last night to give officers extra powers to disperse groups and will continue to use our existing powers to tackle this problem." >"We believe that a group of teenagers were involved in these disturbances. I have one message for them, their parents and carers. Stay at home. Save lives."
80% of the economy is population growth. it deserves to go.
Nicholas Hill
Was the crowd mainly darkies?
Charles Torres
so glad i got set up on the darkweb markets in january. as long as the postie is still working, it will come
Brandon Turner
No. Wouldn’t worry too much about that. It’s legislation to give them an excuse to stop and search anyone they don’t like without probable cause
William Brooks
How does stuff not get stopped going through post?
Ethan Walker
I took a month out to finish my studies.
I now cannot find a job. My rent is stupid high, and my mother sold the family home to live in some boomer expat village in the South of France.
I'm in London, and I'm fucked.
Charles Edwards
based Boris just confirmed he's going to be paying me £2500 a month for sitting on me arse at home lads, feels good
Carter Kelly
I am a freeman on the land and can do as I please.
Caleb Gonzalez
this virus is going to knock the uk population back to the levels we had in the early 1900s. be prepared for cholera outbreaks when there are 40 million bodies lying in the streets.
They are more concerned about guns bombs and ammo etc
David Davis
Opium Wars are kicking off again.
Ian Powell
>2 jobs at game shop and smyths >now stuck at home and have no income because virus >wife hasn't been working at the officei n the city for a few months (maternity leave) >we have her three kids to take care of >my savings are shrinking >mortguage >deadbeat brother in law wants money from his sister (my wife) so he can pay landlord and buy drugs and alcoholic beverages >relying on her maternity leave
what in the literal fuck am I supposed to do?
Brayden James
royal mail as a policy do not open packages if they suspect they contain drugs. anyway, my weed comes packed so well it doesn't smell one bit, just looks like any other jiffy bag
Carter White
shut the fuck up, mong
Jackson Green
Volume of mail and manpower limitations of course. They don't check internal post, but they do international.
Easton Adams
Come home, Norfman. Rent is cheap.
Dominic Ross
As long as I can get my exercise and my booze.
Christian Scott
>boomer expat village in the South of France
Boomers a truely pathetic
Benjamin Collins
Shagged a girl from Thornton Heath once. She's a carer and a moron so I bet she has it.
Jordan Martin
Declare yourself a freeman on the land and do as you please.
Liam Thompson
TalkRadio is now doing 'educational segments' some guy rn is talking about photosynthesis. strange times
Your work should still be paying you. And tell your brother in law to fuck off to begin with.
Brandon Jackson
The remainder left on twit are calling for a boycott of Wetherspoons. Not only have they spelt it wrong, but it would they won't be open to boycott. Is there something mind bending about Marx.
Joseph Harris
we keep arguing now. she keeps shouting at me and throwing things at me
Luis Walker
They do, they have those weird chemical sniffer machines
Christopher Ortiz
lol. Mike Dickin would have blown his gasket ober this.
Carson Reyes
I see you've managed to avoid the billy-club another day my lad. My countdown for ya is currently set to >"TWO DAYS WITHOUT BILLYCLUBBING"
Carter Edwards
tbf he was a cunt for treating his staff like that.
Thomas Nelson
>we have her three kids to take care of >her three kids
>The remainder left on twit are calling for a boycott of Wetherspoons. didn't they do that already when the 'spoons boss supported Brexit?
Noah Clark
>wife's son Lol >lives in London You deserve it
Chase Murphy
Which are easily defeated by proper packaging and hygeine practices. Incidentally, the rozzer I know? His dad is a postman. I know hecka civil servants.
Leo Clark
Am I being detained?
Jeremiah Rivera
he's a bully. i'll try but he's a fairly violent male at times, so trying to reason with him may result in redundancy. not to mention the fact that my wife might take his side
To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks. Welcome to Socialism. It's kinda our thing, It’s what we do.
Jose Anderson
no
Julian Rodriguez
i got the text so i immediately went out as a big "fuck you Boris you cunt". supermarket in full germ avoidance mode but they let niggerwogs in. never seen them in there before, sniffing around the aisles looking for things to steal. only got some butter and an xbox controller so am ready for the coronapocalypse. comfy as fuck
step daughters and step son. we both have our own daughter on the way though. also, London is a great place for work. i'd hate to be some northern dude who's work has been outsourced to china lmao
Thomas Ramirez
Agreed he's a cunt, but how would a boycott work when it's shut. In three months if its open, if they are alive or if it still is in business. They will have other things on their minds.
Christian James
That's called community you dipstick, and isn't unique to your insipid political ideology. I vomit upon your iniquitous soul.
Carson Johnson
Yeah they are in no way infallible but I think they are more interested in stopping people posting bombs and poisons to people they hate lol
Nolan Garcia
Those are called dogs, mate.
Jason Sanchez
>boycotting something you've never even supported the other week they did the revolutionary act of blocking the sun and the daily mail on twitter. its fucking hilarious.
Eli Wright
Why is James o briens show so comfy lads
Caleb Nguyen
>over 12 hours into lockdown >No riots >Not even a single binfire Nothing burger
Ryder Hall
They not your kids too?
Lol just abandon them who cares
Levi Myers
They do my dad was a postie
Luis Reyes
What the fuck kind of attitude is this
Bentley Taylor
Fair point. And that's what Martin has gambled on as well.
Chase Cook
>To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks. >Welcome to Socialism.
Adolf Hitler once gave a talk about helping the poor; that was while the Bolsheviks will still doing the Christian pogrom
>Mass Genocide >Welcome to Communism >It's kind our thing, it's what we do.
Jayden Walker
THIS is why lock down is essential. letting corona spread would be a huge mistake. Corona is an RNA virus mutates 100x faster than a DNA virus. if allowed to spread unstopped /cvg/ is right that i would just keep mutating like the flu.
Justin Walker
Lads i got the govt text msg, and replied with a dick pic. Am i on a list now?
Isaac Nguyen
fuck off James you boring cunt
Tyler Flores
>tips on wanking This is some srs biznes, fren, too srs for this thread. go to /adv/ and someone will help you.
All Wetherspoons and Sports Direct did was be loyal to you during the Brexit campaigning. This isn't their reward, it's an arbitrary punishment. As it is on all of us by the Deep State and establishment. If it comes back on the government at election time, that's just too bad.
not biologically, no, but they're still my kids and I've parented them and wiped their nappies since they were toddlers. my partner is also pregnant with out daughter though
Tell her you are going to tell him to fuck off. Get her support first. When he comes get violent first.
Tyler Thomas
>things are ok after 12 hours >things will be the same in 2 weeks LOL I hope though people remain civilized. Food shortages are most likely what will cause breakdown
Jonathan Clark
And you shut it too, Billy Big Business. I ain't happy about it either, but if this is gonna go down, then everybody has to toe the same fucking line.
Camden Clark
idris elba superspreader
Levi Rogers
have a wank
Bentley Adams
No, we call that Christianity actually. Socialists would just use the government to force everyone at gunpoint to hand over money to it, and some of it would trickle down to fund a program where the elderly would get delivered a loaf of bread every other week. Clear it up any, tranny faggot?
James Perez
People are going to give you shit but as a 45 year old boomer I suspect you are your not going to have many other options
Isaac Perry
>I’m a retard >help me 4chins Go back in time and don’t be a retard
Lincoln James
What happens when the time's up though? I've never had a job, I don't have any skills, I don't have any qualifications, the closest thing I have to a hobby is shitposting and I'm terminally shy so would never pass a job interview. How the fuck would I fill 35 hours a week job hunting?
Jackson Thomas
this is going to go on for a lot longer than 12 weeks. 18 months minimum if one of the first vaccine candidates works (not possible thanks to ADE and the mutation rate).
Yeah well I'm not you. And bankruptcy looms. Never pleasant. Thanks, government.
Julian Rogers
The black plague lasted 140 years
Jaxson Morgan
This, and frankly, if his wife tried to ide with him, he should tell her to shut the fuck up and get in the back room.
Get a bat or a big fucking stick. I managed to drive off an extortionist with a mere number two pencil myself.
Cunt tried to force his way past me into my house, so I piked him in the belly with a pencil I palmed and shut the door in his face.
Noah Watson
MARCH UNDER EMO GIRL NATIONALISM. If Saudi Arabia can dictate what women are allowed to wear then I say the time has come for a white country to do the same. BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS STOLE FROM US.
