/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2476 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>most of pol has a 0-0.3% CFR
>they scared
how is coronavirus real just breathe nigga lmao

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America will be sacrificed in the name of The Line

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Touch your face or hair
Hug a chink on a public square
Break quarantine to party out late
Make a round trip through your state

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get food from a turk
Leave your house to go to work
Step on an airplane to fly
Eat a freshly baked bushmeat pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a chinkoid shill inside
Enjoy the weather by going for a ride
Talk about the CCP while showing your face
Now you'll vanish without a trace

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Eat a rattle snake or a bat
"Sell" both your kidneys on the internet
Think you just got the flu
I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up without a mask during Wuflu season
Step outside of your house for no good reason
Stand in line for toilet paper
Cough around in North Korea during curfew
Lick doorknobs or kiss a chink
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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How is locked down Finland different from normal Finland? Nobody goes out anyway.

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Nothingburger

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Probably a script

Who /comfy/ here?

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Video related
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QUICK I NEED THE LIST OF CORONA NAMES

Hantavirus will mutate with Corona's help, becoming flying ebolaids, wiping millioms of chinks from this earth, taking faggots, ttrannies and other degenrperates with them before leaving the pure behind to inheret the world.

Never try to re-write sacred text, let this be a pesson to heathens

Revelation 22:18-19 " I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.”

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statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

This article is by John Ioannidis:
>Ioannidis is a Professor of Medicine, of Health Research and Policy and of Biomedical Data Science, at Stanford University School of Medicine and a Professor of Statistics at Stanford University School of Humanities and Sciences. He is director of the Stanford Prevention Research Center, and co-director, along with Steven N. Goodman, of the Meta-Research Innovation Center at Stanford (METRICS).[5][6] He is also the editor-in-chief of the European Journal of Clinical Investigation.[7] He was chairman at the Department of Hygiene and Epidemiology, University of Ioannina School of Medicine as well as adjunct professor at Tufts University School of Medicine.[8][9]

And watch this:

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>Born in the town Itzehoe in Schleswig-Holstein, in 1966 Wodarg went, after his secondary school exams, on to study in medicine in Berlin and Hamburg. He got his physician's licence in 1973, and in 1974 he received his Dr. Med. doctorate degree from the University of Hamburg with a dissertation on the Mental Diseases of Seafarers - a study of suicide, alcoholism and other major psychiatric disorders. He subsequently began work as a ship's doctor, and following a research trip to South Africa he began in the position of port doctor in Hamburg. Since 1983 he has held the position of Amtsarzt at the health department of Flensburg, of which he became director in the same decade[3]. Wolfgang Wodarg is a lecturer at the University of Flensburg.

jews have sentenced the world to death in the name of global commerce and enslavement to their banks

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>room so cold waterbottle froze over night
>just made my blanket fortress more /comfy/

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>jews send everyone back to work
>I can buy a gun
thank you jews

How the fuck this all end ? Like they will announce ''Corona is no more'' one day or something ?

/r/ing the 26 year old panicker wojack

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,168 (582) Spain 39,673 (2,696) Germany 30,150 (130) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Austria 4,782 (25) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,647 (11) Australia 2,136 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,059 (33) Brazil 1,960 (34) Israel 1,656 (1) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (24) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Pakistan 908 (7) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 782 (1) Poland 774 (9) Romania 762 (8) Chile 746 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (17) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 588 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 511 (10) Singapore 509 (2) Russia 444 (1) Slovenia 442 (3) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (2) Hong Kong 386 (4) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Croatia 361 (1) Panama 345 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,434 (+29) Spain +4,537 (+385) Germany +1,094 (+7) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) Austria +308 (+4) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +22 (+1) Australia +249 (+1) Sweden +13 (+6) Malaysia +106 (+1) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Pakistan +33 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +25 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Brazil +36 Israel +214 Denmark +117 Japan +12 Finland +82 South Africa +152 India +12 Russia +6 Bahrain +13 Hong Kong +29 Estonia +17 Croatia +46 Colombia +29 Lebanon +37 Taiwan +20 Slovakia +18 Bulgaria +1 Latvia +17 Kuwait +2 Lithuania +8 New Zealand +53 Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 Faeroe Islands +4…

>FULL LISTS
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>Give wall street a huge bailout
>force Americans to go back to work
>lifting all social distancing and PPE restrictions
you are buying the dip right? We're going to the moon by Friday

Here you go:
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Jew living in Venezuela. Ask me anything

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It won't end until borders start being enforced again.

The numbers mason, what do they mean?

Chink caved to memes after only focusing on phrases for 4 years.

Reminder for britfags to just relax, binge watch glass candy videos if you are a socialite, stay inside you niggers

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>38% MORTALITY RATE

I NEED HENTACHAN NTRing CORONACHAN NOW

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Russia 438->496

Overall seems to be stabilizing with linear rather than exponential growth, even with new labs opening. But the next 2 weeks are still important in whether an actual outbreak is prevented or not.

So, is this thing a fucking happening or not? Not in terms of muh economy but in terms of societal collapse. I could give two shits about the economy; I’m more concerned that this virus won’t cause the societal downfall I’ve been hoping for. Is there any reason it’s growing? Or is it a nothingburger? The more I see numbers stagnate, the more depressed I get this virus will just end up going away like all the others before it.

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You mean lockdown abolish? The Jews want to reopen for business.

You wil be purged semite.

Paella numbers when?

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>r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected

What rubbish. Proof that nobody even reads OPs points anymore. This is such old news.

R0 is estimated from recent studies to be 2.5-3.5

Why aren't you fags updating the numbers in the OP?

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About 6 days into symptoms guys. my chest hurts more every day.

those of you who actually prepped or are healthy, stay inside and don't believe peoples lies to get you to leave your room/house.

On a scale of "oy vey to goyim", how happy are you that coronavirus is killing whites?

What do you mean?

The Underverse Awaits!

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Can we glass China already? It's only a matter of time before some insectoid contracts a real Rage Virus.

Flu has literally killed more people in the same timespan. You stupid niggers have shutdown the world and raided all the grocery stores over a disease that won't kill you unless you're already a bedridden geriatric. You're nothing but a pack of panicked frightened cattle who think they've spotted a wolf off in the distance.

No aurora for you.

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You realise the value changes depending on the measures implemented by governments right?

>because other countries aren't this retarded and won't be doing business with Plagueland
>implying
They already are begging our new Chink overlords for help. Why do you think they will stop here after (if) this is over.

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No these are spics who think they know how to larp.

New virus out breaking in China! Hantavirus. DON'T INHALE THE RAT POOP!

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Yes, these measures are intended to contain and slow the spread of the virus as much as possible until a vaccine can be developed and distributed (12-18 months).
Ideally this would let them "eradicate" the virus (make it extinct in the wild, like we did to smallpox).

Russia couldn’t even contain AIDS what makes you think you can contain airborne AIDS?

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>Corona is no more
>t. ayylium archeologists in biohazard spacesuits 10,000 years after human extinction

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Vodka prices double to 75 euro/bottle

>How the fuck this all end ? Like they will announce ''Corona is no more'' one day or something ?
Arya Stark jumps out from absolutely nowhere and stabs coronachan in the back, and everyone is cured.

What if I already catched corona? I'm only having sputum production and occasional coughs, nothing else. Could be just a normal cold

>cannot be spread between humans
yet
taking bets on how long it'll take for china to mutate this one

>until a vaccine can be developed and distributed (12-18 months).
There is a chance a vaccine will never be developed, because it is not known whether a vaccine can be developed against a coronavirus at all or not. It even says so on wikipedia

thanks user needed to show my mate

RETARD ALERT
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it ends when we all get nuked desu

Hopefully living out in bumfuck nowhere keep me safe, I go out to riee my horse daily and just got fresh chicken eggs a few minutes ago. I should wear my suit but I think being miles and miles away from a city is good.
Good.

we really need to upgrade to lungs v2.0

Elaborate my friend.

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5.7% will die. mostly old boomers starting at 60 and ramping up.

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>symptoms almost same as corona
that's what they'll start reporting corona as in china to say that "china recovered from coronavirus"

now THIS is a nothingburger, it's a singlestranded nothingburger

dumb chink psyop to take away attention from chink flu

Happening cancelled?

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can he have kids?

this

Nobody reads OPs subpoints anymore. The r0 point is ridiculously wrong.

Numerous studies have been published lately to show the r0 is 2.5 - 3.5.

Everybody body on Yas Forums used to circle jerk over the r0 now nobody talks about it coz it’s just the same as the flu.

Two weeks.