AUSPOL: I want my own thread edition

He hasn’t done anything new

>escorts still allowed
its all g mate

Hahahaha doubt it

Im gonna get a high class hooker with my scomobux

There a melbourne Yas Forumsbro charging for use of his home gym, i'm tempted ngl

Your winnings have now been deflated in value

Seriously? Do they take your temp before hand?

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Probably because of the hundreds of boomer fucks they let off that cruise ship. Who then wandered around Sydney spreading corona.

Fucking retards.

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G’day lads rip to all the guys in NSW and any Queensland Anons out there what’s it like there currently have a fair few family and friends there, want to know when it becomes mad max. In Britain it’s become we happy few here, see pic related, coming to an Australian town near you soon

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More proof Sydney should be bombed

Hey hey they’re gonna stop the chinese buying up and sending our stuff to china!

Every cloud lad

Lol imagine it, you go in, shower, get you cock checked under the light and then she asks
>have you been overseas in the last 14 days?
>have you been in contact with anyone who has?
>have you had a fever, cough or sore throat?

Lmao most whores are nurses so they could pull it off.

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True, and I live here.

Heard it’s full of abos and chinks and pakis. With the state of big Australian cities id rather live in Mad Max

sydney is china

What a babe

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PM: SHUT THE FUCK UP ANDREW!!

I bet in a week we are in lock down

Probably stupid to keep shit going

anyone else watching this broadcast on ABC?

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I dunno. He seems pretty determined to keep schools open.

Fuck those commie cunts

>
>>Yeah but no one coming in either
except aussie citizens and permanent residents. most of the infected are people who have come back from overseas (likely catching it during transit). my hippy uncle's part of the conspiracy crew and thinks its all a hoax, so when he comes next week (and ignores isolation) expect the numbers in victoria to rise.

UNPRECEDENTED

UPGRADED AND UPGRADED AGAIN

>no system is built to deal with this
Why don't they just use AWS for instant scaling?

>"don't have social gatherings
>"Continue to go to work on packed public transport and offices

????

>want to know when it becomes mad max.
Recon we'll still have internet at that point? Sounds like the wagies are being given marching orders to stay at their posts

They can use the call centres at Home Affairs and the ATO.

>Bootlickers love being shat on and want to be restricted
OH NO NO NO NO
Laughing at you fags. Just shoot anyone sick, should of been done in the first place when this sickness showed up

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Who getting shit faced?

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>we're bringing in draconian measures, police state, keep the economy running at all costs
>"will this really help against the coronavirus PM"
>coronavirus?

We all are.

>packed public transport

Yeh ok m8

YOU WANT ME TO DROP THIS CUNT?

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ECONOMY :D SQUIQLY LINE GO UP!

PRACTICE DISTANCING

kek

346810

lovin' the kingston table, mate

nah got work in the morning

WEW
E
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What's on the stereo?

youtu.be/NDQu6HfiEBo

Man Dr. Murphy is PISSED

10 PEOPLE TO GO TO A BOOT CAMP

5 PEOPLE AT A WEDDING

NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND

I want off MR bones wild ride

Is that what it’s called?

You may think its worth it user but truth be told you'll regret it after when you realise the semen-vampire just took bulk dollars to the amount not even seen by top-tier doctors and surgeons. You could've rubbed a nut out in the comfort of your own home and saved yourself bulk dollars for more important shit.

PPFFPPFPFPFPFPPPPFPPLLAAAPPP

They can't into NBN, the concept of load-balancing is way beyond them. Speaking of Shamazon we can do most exams online now so might use the free work attempt soon

>muh ECONOMY
fuck I hate boomers so much

to be honest, one is helping people stay fit, the other is a wanky antiquated celebration.

oh no not the jobs nooooo

Nah, I've gotta work tomorrow.

What else am I gonna blow it on? Pun intended

what abt the gay weddings champ??

Extra money doesnt come through till next month anyway

post your jobs and how fucked you are lads

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>shitfaced on midstrength
what else are you drinking?

>manage a swimming pool
yeah shit's fucked aye

double wanky if you know what I mean

ohhh i would

So what happens with job search-work for the dole?

MUTUAL OBLIGATIONS NOT SUSPENDED

/AUSPOL/ BTFO’D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOKIMG TO HIRE 5000 PEOPLE

NEETS TO WORK AT CENTRELINK FOR THEIR NEETBUX

These politicians literally give ZERO fucks about this whole virus.

Make sure to invest in $ROPE

Tobbacco, alchool, food, link, gold/silver etc.

Just get a massage instead.

>Outdoor tour guide
Yep I’m fucked

Get the old Holden and grab the shotgun

Bartender, already let go.

>bank
>not fucked at all security-wise
>beyond help mentally
I WANT NEET BUCKS

>"NO SOCIAL GATHERINGS"
>"CONTINUE GOING TO WORK AND SCHOOL"

Anyone else see the problem with this?

Bet your arse I am

Leftist media is causing alarm so as to de-stabilise the economy and society so as to impose their agenda.

SHALL I SHOOT THIS CUNT!

You're just asspained you still have to go to school

Already lost it lmao

Australia is a week out from Britain m8

Ill do the call centre as long as I get paid by end of the week cunts fucked.

>job

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>NEETS are gonna be forced to disinfect the streets to get their paltry scomobux
Suck shit you fucking losers.

SOMEONE JUST COUGHED!!
FUCK!!!
CLOSE IT DOWN NOW

>whole family is crowded around tv watching scomo talk
>ask them if the shops shut down
>they say only deliveries and essential services are open
>user while are you smiling?

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it's not gonna last long. a few kids get it and nobody will be going

software developer
about the same, working from home from today

>Piano teacher
All my students want online lessons so Im all good

YOU’LL BE FORCED TO WORK FOR YOUR NEETBUX

>800
I heard it was 6,000,000 in Melbourne alone
Hi spooks, enjoy your overtime.

SOMEONE IS COUGHING IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

I'm in retail

where is my hazard pay

>teacher
I'm not getting time off. At least I still get paid.

Ide be happy to do that desu.

he mentioned centrelink call centre extending opening hours. anyone know what those are?

is scomo naive or retarded to think """australians""" are self isolating

>Highest household debt to GDP ratio in the world
Yeah it’s already fucked

they reduced it to pretend to apply for 4 jobs a month

8-8 I think

THIS IS THE END OF US AS A SOCIETY DUE TO THE FAGGOTS CHINKS

Because there’s no reason too.

Closes at 8pm

Glad in england here I don’t gotta do
Fuck all, nice an comfy for me

He said to 8pm

top kek

>Scomo agrees to buy more medical supplies for top dollar because of the huge global demand
>Could've spent the money opening state-owned enterprises to manufacture the medical goods here instead

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fack off mate, train stations are ghost towns now lad

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>tfw this whole speech is a ploy to get families to gather around their TVs and breach the 1.5m rule, boosting the number of cases

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MARCH UNDER EMO GIRL NATIONALISM.
If Saudi Arabia can dictate what women are allowed to wear then I say the time has come for a white country to do the same.
BRING BACK WHAT THE KIKES STOLE FROM US.

Our addiction to happenings has caused this.

coof coof*

GIVE ME MONEY YOU FUCKING KIKE

>He hasnt taken the /raider/ pill
Laffin at you dumb faggots

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based chinks

>scomo implying rent payments will be waived
FUCK ME

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no mate, jobs are on offer at centrelink, more than likely call centre bitches from other industries that have shut down and administrative staff
work for the dole IS suspended
DOUBLE cenno starts on April 12
BONUS 750 on the 31st March
SECOND BONUS July

COPE

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This, entire governments these days are run on the neurotic whims of hysterical soccer mums.