AUS/POL/ - SCOMO NATIONAL ADDRESS

Sir, step away from the TP

Only one package allowed per customer

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STAGE TWO LOCK DOWN INCOMING

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Here we go

GIDDAY SCOMO

HERE HE COMES LADS

ITS LIVE

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>bla bla bla heartbreaking
GET TO THE NEWS

HERE WE GO

No you're not Vlad. If I see you at the King Street Woolies I'm gonna cave your skull in

Pro-tip for everyone from my past work at VicPol: slavs are worse than niggers or muslims

NATIONAL CABINET

STOP WAFFLING ON CUNT GIMME MY NEET BUX

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What's left of it anyway

Any news on the eligibility for that btw?

sounds about right

do you guys actually like scomo? He's just another corporate voodoo doll

good afternoon ladies

fuck niggers

SCOMOBUX WHEN???

he looks fucking JUSTed

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No one likes Scomo.

We need more that this though, the bugs must leave

GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER

inb4 where's your leaving house loicence

JUST for posterity

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Any fellow cunts in Brissy?

Actually come to think of it scomo would have been absolutely furious at services australia with those lines

He addressed the public service and basically called them all cunts that can't even provide basic service. So that debacle would have been met with fury

imagine the stress

Yeah I’m not a fan

GDAY SCOTT

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i acknowledge that the need is too high.... AND? what are you gonna do about?

STRONG WILL TO MOVE TOGETHER

Northside?

Fuck scomo. shouldve closed the borders 2 months ago

EXTENDING RESTRICTIONS

April 1st for eligible cunts. Never for working chumps like me.

Already dropped four fucking grand.

he sounds and looks fucking worried

Of course not, he's 100% a cuck but the neetbux will be fun in order to watch the upcoming happening

WHERE'S ME SCOMOBUX CUNT

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Why do you faggots listen to this shit? This cunt is saying nothing of substance

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how do i find an aus/pol/ gf to quarantine and chill with, aus/pol/?

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EXTENDED RESTRICTIONS

Shut retail down let us game and cooooom

GET ON WITH IT

East side here mate

MIDNIGHT TOMORROW

2 weeks fren

STAGE 3 LOCKDOWN ANNOUNCED ON STREAM: CHINESE NATIONALS ARE BANNED FROM OWNING PROPERTY IN AUSTRALIA ITS HAPPENING

hes based, grabing to shake hands, shutting pretty early, and telling all the bondi fags too bad no more beach, oh and also telling jacinda ardern to get farked over wanting us to keep kiwi crims

based

ooohhh fuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

yeah mate

you can pull out up to 10k tax free this year and next

FOOD COURTS AND SHOPPING CENTRES SHUT DOWN

Takeaway still persists, cunts.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TAKEAWAY YOU FAT FUCK

WESTFIELD BTFO

I'll suck his fucking dick if he gives me 1100 a f/n

Full cunt

no i wana go to chadstone

CAFES SHUT, take away only
FOOD COURTS BANNED. Takeaway only
AUCTION HOUSES AND OPEN HOUSES CANCELLED
OUTDOOR AND INDOOR MARKETS case by case basis

>all the bushfire shit that he rightfully got shat on for
>now an unprecedented epidemic

I dont like him, but the cunts had a tough run.

STATES AND TERRITORIES

>NO MORE AUCTIONS!!!
HOW WILL CHINKS SURVIVE???

kek

is your mum still open, or take away only?

NO MORE BEAUTY THERAPY ROASTIES BTFO’D

WAXXING

Oh thank fuck I can still get a haircut

Good, fuck those MSG-filled shitholes

Where you at lad

haha had to mention the massages

How the FUCK is a hairdressers going to manage social distancing?

Yeah but anyone or just certain people?

>massage parlors
absolute noosebait

NO SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY

>Slavs
What?Are you blind and don't see my flag?

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30 MINUTES

nooooooooooooooo not the massage parlours!!!!!!!! ffuucckckckckckdasjk;ajkl;ghjk;adfhagjk;ajk;

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lol no strip clubs

All chinks killed by Corona by 2022

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When does it start burning???

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>HOW WILL CHINKS SURVIVE???
Hopefully they won't.

oath

Yehp, Westside

IMAGINE
THE
SMELL
TRUST
THE
BRAP

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BEAUTY THERAPY, TATTOO PARLOURS CLOSED
HAIRDRESSERS ALLOWED OPEN, must follow social distancing and 30mins customer limits
CINEMAS NIGHTCLUBS CASINOS, CONCERTS, STADIUMS, AMUSEMENT PARKS , INDOOR AND OUTDOOR PLAY CENTRES CLOSED

AMOOSEMENT PARKS

BARRE

rolling

That would have been racist. You have to let it get really bad before you do that, dummy.

bahahahhaa

LOL BARRE

MASSAGE PARLORS BANNED
ITS HAPPENING

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quick nascar in timezone before they're closed?

the fuck is a barre

They're not but for women not being able to maintain their hair is akin to murder.
Fucking morons.

He’s literally just reading shit that has been given to him, the fuck is a BARRE?

haha

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING CLOSED

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why is that lady throwing up gang signs in the corner?

is ABC translating for apex members now?

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based

Lol this is not enough. He is not addressing the issue that people are not abiding to the social distancing.

LOL based boomer scomo. How do you actually pronounce that

B A DOUBLE R E

>How the FUCK is a hairdressers going to manage social distancing?
I wouldn't bother going unless she rubs her tits on me.

lol

I wonder if they are closing offices

i feel sorry for that kid. he was only using fatty to build his own clout.