People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes: >Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible. >One form of exercise a day. >Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. >Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary. Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on: >Meeting with friends. >Meeting with family members you do not live with. >All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals. >All gatherings of more than two people in public. The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings. To ensure people comply the government is also: >Closing all shops selling non-essential goods. >Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship. >Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.
So, is there any point ringing Jobcenter? I want NEETbux but if I still have to wait 6 weeks for any money and the phone lines are rammed I might just sell drugs instead.
Camden Ross
All the music I heard on the radio today were songs about desperation and the end of the world.
Tyler Mitchell
Happy can still meet ONE person outside your household
> The former editor of The Times, Sir Simon Jenkins, recently listed these unfulfilled scares: bird flu did not kill the predicted millions in 1997. In 1999 it was Mad Cow Disease and its human variant, vCJD, which was predicted to kill half a million. Fewer than 200 in fact died from it in the UK. >The first Sars outbreak of 2003 was reported as having ‘a 25 per cent chance of killing tens of millions’ and being ‘worse than Aids’. In 2006, another bout of bird flu was declared ‘the first pandemic of the 21st Century’. >There were similar warnings in 2009, that swine flu could kill 65,000. It did not. The Council of Europe described the hyping of the 2009 pandemic as ‘one of the great medical scandals of the century’. Well, we shall no doubt see. >But while I see very little evidence of a pandemic, and much more of a PanicDemic hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/
You can get an advance on NEETbux when you apply. No idea how the repayment works but I imagine it's a payment plan where you get a slightly reduced income until the advance is paid back.
I think a few years ago when I was on UC I just applied online and got emailed an appointment. Can't really remember.
Joseph Campbell
Looks much sharper than mine. I have a few swords that were given to my great grandmother by some soldiers to look after in the 1890s. The soldiers never actually came back so now they’re in my hands.
Chase Moore
Just get a cheap stolen off fb marketplace for £25
Asher Hughes
>(((halfords)))
Wyatt Gonzalez
cycling mostly
Eli Peterson
i've got hands like a man
Austin Baker
>supporting needing a licence to leave your house for a 0.05% mortality rate coof cringe
Jace Thomas
Baz doesn’t know fuck all about any era of politics, nerd Except a vague meme hatred of thatcher for obvious reasons
Jack Brooks
>tranny >hates common sense
Ryan Johnson
Now you have to call to set up the first meeting, even with doing the bulk of the application online. But the virus might have changed it. When I was on it several months back you also had to attend a week-long seminar. If you missed it your claim was cancelled and you had to restart the application over again.
Just got back from site, everything is closed, guess i better get some of those Boris bennies. Whats the best way anons?
Isaiah Stewart
As an “essential worker” the “””””strict”””” rules on isolation are bullshit. Everyone is pretty much carrying on as normal
Juan Wright
This is it, the purge is upon us, while law abiding brits obey the globalist dictats out on the streets commonwealth troops and islamic militias prepare for what is really coming, while we sit and wait quietly in our homes come cells outside plans are afoot to remove any who were stupid enough to advertise their anti globalist sentiments online. Lists are being distributed, the internet will be rationed, there will be blackouts and people will be arrested under new powers passed by parliament, they will be taken to hotels and other facilities and they will never be seen again.
When this is over England as we knew it will be gone forever, a new age of terror is upon us and we as British people have no role to play in the new future.
government just sent me a text telling me to get back inside. i was only putting the rubbish out holy fuck. the road outside is busy as ever cars, buses, trucks. they will get the vyrus
You keep reading it as single verses but that's not what it is. Those numbers are only there so congregations can read all together. The books of the Bible all tella story. Genesis is obviously about the beginning of it all. Then you have books like Exodus which is about the Jews' escape from enslavement in Egypt. During Deuteronomy and Joshua you learn about the Jews massacring who cities, innocents and children included. Even the animals of the cities were not spared. It's an absolutely brilliant read lad.
How's everyone's live-action communism simulation been so far?
Samuel Reed
You never been to quiz night at the local? They always throw a political question in at the end as a clincher.
Lucas Lewis
if you're getting a cheap bike get a Calibre Two Cubed, £399 from go outdoors. for £350 you could get the carrera vulcan from halfords instead. better spec.
Easton Russell
>Closing all [...] places of worship OY VEY
Cameron Carter
is porn just full of niggers now
Lincoln Wood
I'm Romanian and refused benefit twice It disgusts me just how many people can't be financially dependent for at least 6 months on their own
Ayden Miller
baz is just going to bring a crow bar and bash you
I think its funny how incels think they are going to handle slashing up a man in your own home
it's an alright bike and hybrids are a good bike to get at that price range if you want to do road and off road but you can't do anything too steep and rough on off road on it
Isaiah Flores
Fuck's sake. I don't want to even apply if it's gonna stop my child tax credits because the period of non-payment means I'll have to rely on food banks again, and I can't get a straight answer from anyone on it. UC is probably the worst thing Cameron ever passed.
Nathaniel Harris
Wife and I are working from home now. Just had morning sex. Now posting on pol because finished my work already. kek Gonna play video games now.
Nicholas Long
>work for the council >social care provision >we all have to work from home now >except data protection rules mean you can't even get to owt on non-council gear >the few council-issued laptops out there are already starting to freeze up from increased demand on the network youtube.com/watch?v=zKp0bFM5RE0
Zachary Myers
Our hospitals have capacity for approximately 0.002% of the population. Around 5% of infected require hospitalisation. In other words, we would have no health care at all if uncontrolled spread were allowed.
Jose Price
>Boris Johnson has outlined LOCK DOWN measures to tackle the spread of coronavirus (3 week minimum) bbc.com/news/uk-52014472
Halfords essential are trash and will disintegrate in your hand. Get anything thats the Halfords Advanced .. those will actually last. Also, this is too much - you only really need a pair of pliers and one or two spanners of the sizes of your bicycle nuts. (10mm most likely)
Nathaniel Green
>dude mad cow disease will kill 500,000 okay doomer
WTF Why even live like that All the money in the world that you can get on the other side of your city not worth it
Nathan Scott
What benefits are you on lad? Wish I was on bennies desu, I do then afford what i want to peruse whilst not wasting 40 hours + transports on a wageslaving job
Blake Martinez
They carry all kinds of disease anyway all year round
Charles Clark
>NATIONALISE GREGGS!!
I want to see a democratic petition to nationalise Greggs before it's too late. >*this poster works for and on behalf of the Greggs lobby.
And if you want a physical King James bible rather than just reading online you can get one from here for free. I got mine from here. >chippenhamoldbaptist.org.uk/freebiblerequest
Robert Murphy
>Someone stole a newborn child in a Russian town.
>Half of the town started to search a girl, etc.
>Finally they've found a kid and a 33yo woman. She stole the kid wearing a doctor's uniform so no one suspected her at first.
>Now there're two opened cases for abduction and for negligence.
>The woman lost her child while being pregnant and after some time of grievance she ventured to do this crime. Psychologists say that this is some form of mother's instinct which is the most sharp at such stages of pregnancy/after pregnancy.
Fucken 'ell, such a radical change in life, to suffer after losing a child and now prison.
Aiden Phillips
I called up yesterday. Did my online application over the weekend, confirmed my identity, etc. etc... Took me almost THREE hours to get through to them. Eventually booked me in for a telephone interview on Thursday. I think that's all you need to do given the current situation, they're certainly not seeing anyone in person. I'm hoping this lockdown hasn't changed anything but we shall see. Just keep trying anons, it sucks but you'll get through eventually.
Im on immune suppressants so there is literally no way I can go in to work. I've never bothered with UC before because I get paid enough to get by, but as I work a zero hours contract the stat sick pay of £94 a week is fucking pitiful.
Bentley Ramirez
look faggots, go through this. its a long read. but if you are british and care about us restoring our nation to its glory its essential. we are being kiked and these measures will not be released
>what benefits are you on lad I'm on savings, not benefits. Will probably have to find a source of income this year though. Wouldn't mind it if the economy collapsed so I have an excuse not to.
Lucas Cooper
Not really interested in using my swords though.
Jason Morgan
>I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep, what am I? >A river >Nicholas Lyndhurst
Hunter Gray
Cringe
Luke Cruz
That romainan in the left at the back lmao
If only you knew how really bad things are
Angel Myers
Cool. What type are they?
Joshua Sullivan
We have rfid in our cash/bank cards too
Kayden Ramirez
elites are shutting down the theme park user, this is the opening phase of a drive to reduce the global population by 90%. This islands natives will be eradicated by the foreign islamic hordes who in turn will be wiped out by machines.
The only job you're likely to find this year will be as daisy fertilizer
if you are satisfied and think we are living in anything but third world conditions and insanity, quite frankly, i will shed no remorse as i thrust my sword up to the hilt through your torso
Thomas Long
>look at retards over reacting to statistics that lack a huge number of unreported recoveries okay doomer
