/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2474 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 384,453 (+5,671) ► Died: 16,591 (+87)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1,858 deaths ~~~
~~ who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/ ~~

>NEWS
Spain run out of beds, puts patients on the floor
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4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Spain turns ice skating rink into a morgue
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Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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>REMINDER
Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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White House admits they lack tests
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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1rd

Do you agree with David Wilcock's assessment, Yas Forums?

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>this is not a game
right, it's a simulation

Get fucked Canada, Aussies are back in the lead.

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>384,527 infected
>16,591 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event

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Why I'm feeling so horny after curing my flu bros?

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How long has it been since you've been outside, Yas Forums? 2 weeks for me.

to my fellow flipoids.

four fucking figures in less than a week!

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PRC is a bright example entire world should follow if we want to contain the virus
most of countries are already doing so
there is no need for panic and dangerous rumours
stop terrorizing your entire family and keep out of internet for a few days to clear your mind
I mean it friend
focus on your work and studies from the comfort of your home for the sake of brighter future for your loved ones

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further context needed

I'm selling my virgin pussy for beans and protection.

Thread theme:

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intubate yourself with a macaroni

>BLACKS ARE IMMUNE
BLACKS ARE IMMUNE

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Oh wow, the meme got updated. We're truly fucked now, since that guarantees it will come true.

Who /comfy/ here?

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>tfw no oni mama

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,168 (582) Spain 35,212 (2,316) Germany 30,081 (130) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 9,037 (120) Switzerland 8,795 (117) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,668 (25) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (11) Australia 2,136 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,059 (33) Brazil 1,960 (34) Israel 1,656 (1) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (24) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (1) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Pakistan 892 (6) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 774 (9) Chile 746 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 588 (2) Romania 576 (8) Philippines 552 (33) India 511 (10) Singapore 509 (2) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Hong Kong 386 (4) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Croatia 361 (1) Panama 345 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,434 (+29) Spain +76 (+5) Germany +1,025 (+7) South Korea +76 (+9) Austria +194 (+4) Norway (+1) Australia +249 (+1) Sweden +13 (+6) Malaysia +106 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +25 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland (+1) Romania (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Brazil +36 Israel +214 Denmark +117 Czech Republic +53 Japan +12 Pakistan +17 South Africa +152 Philippines +90 India +12 Hong Kong +29 Estonia +17 Croatia +46 Colombia +29 Taiwan +20 Slovakia +18 Bulgaria +1 Latvia +17 Kuwait +2 Hungary +20 Lithuania +8 New Zealand +53 Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 Sri Lanka +3 Ukraine +11 Oman +18 Reunion +4 Kazakhstan +6 Georgia +6 Cameroon +10 Palestine +1 Trinidad & Tobago +1…

>FULL LISTS
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400k soon

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Deploying more morale boosting titties to cope with the chink flu

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>2 recovered
pls...

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Trips of truth late last thread

How’re you doing bro?

so beautiful
so hot
so feminine
i want to breed

>DUR HUR Hard times make strong men and easy times make soft men!
>DURKA DURKA DURKA DUR STOP GOING OUTSIDE GOY! STAY INSIDE AND BE A GIANT PUSSY!!!!!!!
Normalfags and reddit need to leave

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Do you think Italy will bounce back today, or did it peak already?

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TO ALL NOTHINGBURGERFAGS

ITS A DISEASE YOU STUPID SHIT
IT SPREADS EXPONENTIALLY

ITS 20 DEATHS
THEN 50
THEN 94
THEN 172
THEN 386
THEN 661
THEN 1,209
THEN 4,878
THEN OVER 9000
THEN 5 DIGITS
EVERY DAY
"OH IT ALREADY STARTED GOING DOWN IN ITALY"
BECAUSE THEY ARE LOCKED DOWN AND NO ONE IS LEAVING THEIR FUCKING HOUSES
AS SOON AS PEOPLE START GOING OUT AGAIN
IT WILL COME BACK
IT WILL START SPREADING ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN
AND AGAIN
UNTIL WE HAVE THE VACCINE
IT WILL OVERWHELM THE HOSPITAL SYSTEMS SO THAT WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR PEOPLE SICK OR INJURED FROM LITERALLY ANY OTHER CAUSE IN EXISTENCE
IT WILL INCAPACITATE AND KILL THE HOSPITAL STAFF WHO TREAT THE SICK PEOPLE
THEN THE DEATH RATE SPIKES ON ITS OWN SEPARATE FROM THE ALREADY ACCELERATING SPREAD RATE
YOU DUMBFUCKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE CONCEPT

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i don't even know anymore.

Ah, but what if it did!

30 minutes.

all/majority of deaths in swedistan were Somalis so far

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Happening cancelled?

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15 years ago

I am definitely not getting vacinated against the china virus.

full archive of Coronachan art that some nice user uploaded
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Indo doctors are dying

Wtf bros I thought death rate was 1%

So what you're saying is we're all gonna be okay?

Phew. Thanks for the positive message, bro!

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>youtube.com/watch?v=-60EvBSLulo
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>66.3% Death rate in US.
FUCK lol

Checked. Don’t worry, it’s the E N D.

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2 dead people in Czechia atm
>95 years old grandpa with cardiostimulator
>45 years old guy with cancer

I thought China beat it?

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I love WoW and Infected Mushroom. How did you know?

>That video

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Anyone who thinks leftists have their best interests at heart are fucking stupid, demonstrated by Pelosi’s disingenuous relief package where the US is required to give up its sovereignty whilst at the same time implementing the degenerate social policies of the left, in fact, this has been the plan all along. Firstly they intentionally provided false advice to Western Govts in relation to the severity of the virus facilitated by their puppet at the WHO, the Ethiopian Communist Tedros. Secondly, once their activists in the media downplayed the virus and they were satisfied the virus had spread sufficiently throughout the Western world, the narrative changed to a more alarmist one with the activists in the Civil Service intentionally providing conflicting advice to dis-credit the Govt. Now we’re in a situation where the leftists are advising Govt’s to indefinitely shut down their societies so as to accelerate the collapse of the economy in the hope people will flock to a Communist revolution, they’ve used this crisis masterfully.

Easy to say that when barely anyone died... Or was cured.

thicc, in a decade she'll be a fat cow

thx argentina bro

nytimes.com/2020/03/23/nyregion/nyc-coronavirus-young.html
> strict house rules after recently taking in a third roommate in her apartment
>she told her new roommate — who had fled his apartment because he feared getting the coronavirus from one of his five other housemates — that he could not see friends in person
>each person in the apartment had to give detailed accounts of their movements and whereabouts every day
>We kind of make a big effort to talk about what we’ve been doing
>they are starting to reluctantly accept that they too are in danger.
>People ranging in ages from 18 to 44 have accounted for 46 percent of positive tests
>“Part of it is because we are testing more people as tests become more available and also because folks in this age group were out and about and weren’t necessarily engaging in social distancing like other age groups,”
>“Young people can get coronavirus,” Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo
>some New Yorkers couldn’t resist going out with a group of friends on Saturday night after being cooped up for what they said felt like a long time
>He, his roommate and the roommate’s boyfriend were having a friend over. Still, he said they were taking extra precautions. The friend took an Uber.
>“Today’s theme was biker frog,” he said. “So we meet at 7 p.m. and show each other our drawings.”
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Lmfao, New York is so fucked

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The larpers and blatant fake sensationalism really makes it hard to pinpoint anything accurate about this virus. I can understand not wanting to actually go into the hospital but proper diagnosis and countermeasures becomes hard to accomplish.

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It would be ironic if it really was a racially targeted bio weapon this whole time... but aimed at blacks, and it wiped them out and left all the non-oldsters of every other race intact, after they screamed "WE'RE IMMUNE" for over a month.

>decided to taper off booze this week
>haven't slept more than 3 hours last 2 days, 3 days of taper left to go
Not me.
Also my air mattress got a hole in it so now I'm sleeping in a sleeping bag.

You are a great man. Thanks for the test boost before my workout.

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RiP burgers

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Good

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burgers has trumpbux been cancelled?

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>implying thats a bad thing

based fewix

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Mobile posting from the beach, feelsgood

Lockdowns so far:

Parts of China (760m)
Parts of India (455m)
Parts of Pakistan (205m)
Germany (82m)
France (66m)
United Kingdom (66m)
Italy (60m)
Colombia (49m)
Spain (46m)
Argentina (44m)
Ukraine (42m)
California (39m)
Venezuela (32m)
Peru (32m)
Malaysia (31m)
New York (19m)
Ecuador (16m)
Parts of Philippines (13m)
Czech Republic (10m)
Illinois (12m)
Belgium (11m)
Greece (10m)
Jordan (9m)
Austria (8m)
New Jersey (8m)
Serbia (7m)
Washington (7m)
Iraq (7m)
Denmark (5m)
Lebanon (6m)
El Salvador (6m)
Norway (5m)
Finland (5m)
Ireland (4m)
Kuwait (4m)
Total: 2,181,000,000

With 1% it shouldn't be this soon, if it was 10% then probably

Dont you have a single thot thats not completely plastic

It’s all the Aussies returning from the US who are coming down with symptoms and then being tested positive for the virus and it demonstrates how widespread the virus is in the US. Also, Australia is still only testing people who have been to affected countries.

youtu.be/0jzsVKPKr6I

REMINDER

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Thank God cases are dropping in Italy, we'll end the quarantine in 2 weeks max

.3% Death rate in US

That's not how that statistic works, retard

i can feel my test level increasing

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Nurses handling corona patients evicted by their landlord

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youtu.be/a7hD3TYIs5I
6:01:38
Report the video for whatever so we can possibly make Lookner lose the thousands of dollars he received in donations during this rant. We may be able to see Lookner become a greeter at Walmart.

Hopefully it wipes you shitskins out. You guys are the Mexicans of Asia, which is a horrid thing.

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Thanks Argie bro

I swear without zooming in this looked like a raid UI
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Yes for now. Democrats want to sneak some stuff into the bill so they can get credit for it.

i want to masturbate bros, will this fuck me up if i get corona?

How long does it survive on surfaces?

The USA is really fucked. This virus is going to destroy this country for at least the next year (probably two) while a vaccine is created. Combine that with Trump ignoring experts like Fauci, ignorant Americans, and ending lockdowns this is going to get apocalyptic.

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MDR-TB will hit the next wave after recovered or mildly infected people weakened by coronavirus

Yesterday evening. It was worth it

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Sorry to hear that user. Lack of sleep fucks your immune system. What city are you in?

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>IT'S ECONOMIC APOCALYPSE
>more job postings than i've ever seen
>pickers, stockers, deliverymen, security, etc.
>call a grocery store and ask about a picker position
>wanted to hire me on the spot, no questions
>starting at $3.50 above base
what's going on, /cvg/. the feds are also hiring unlimited numbers of nurses, epidemiologists, railroad workers (lots of security positions) and so on. people are spending like fuck, buying everything they can get their hands on.
economy can't be that bad desu.

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17 days

Sniffing brat's ass cures the virus.

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FUCK MAILPRICKS GIVE ME BACK MY MASK

>Croatia 361 (1)
Looks like we're the ones that will have to close the border now.

Replying to pasta, but is there anywhere to go to calculate the current or estimated capacity of hospitals? NY is going to be the pioneer state for how fucked the rest of America is once they exceed the medical capabilities.

Good morning gentlemen.

1 month and 3 days

>IT'S ECONOMIC APOCALYPSE
>everyone is buying everything
It is, "turbo," economy now.

youtu.be/E5j0tJXX6Cs?t=17
Kikes planned to wreck Trump's economy all along.

The "economy" had nothing to do with actual jobs.
Its only the shekelmarket when they talk about muh economy.

Been upgraded to PelosiBux.

$1500 +$600/week.

Basically supply chains were disrupted and CEOs and other rich guys bailed to their private island paradises. So the entire North American continent will become Brazil and Venezuela over night.

lol - I bought 3 last week

Lidl had a shit load yesterday, its one of the best ones too

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Diamond Princess fags are STILL dying and being critical

I suspect that it kills young people like this, just takes a month+

nypost.com/2020/03/23/20-year-old-with-coronavirus-reports-experiencing-very-different-symptoms/
>symptoms that hadn’t previously been associated with the infection, including hearing loss
>“I guess why I’m telling you all of this is because what they are telling you are symptoms are not ALL symptoms,”
>symptoms of the illness typically appear two to 14 days after exposure and can include a dry cough, fever and shortness of breath, according to the CDC.
>“I woke up this day in agony,” Buscaglia wrote. “My head was pounding, my ears throbbing, and it felt as if my throat was on fire. My body ached, I had chills, and I had a fever of 100.2.
>said she could feel phlegm in the back of her throat (nice)
>“I still couldn’t hear, and at this point I lost all ability to taste and smell, yet I did not have a runny nose or cough,”
>“I flew home, and not a single person asked where I had been,” she wrote. “Not even at customs. They didn’t blink an eye at me. I had layovers in LARGE cities.”
>She said she experienced a wet cough — not a dry one typically associated with the infection.
>“I know we joke and laugh about not having this virus. But this is not a joke anymore.”
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good

Hope things get better.

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Somali women I reckon. They may have latent tuberculosis, but the big killer is that they're adapted to desert life and that means avoiding needless work as much as possible.
Work means losing water in an environment where water is scarce, it also uses energy where food is scarce. Somali women can have stunning beauty in their teens but blob up immediately after the first kid.
Then they wear their tents and have dark skin so no sunlight. Vitamin D deficiency in somali women living up north is well known.

tl;dr take your vitamin D supplements and exercise

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This virus... Is like an Alien or an AI invading earth... It's rendering people paranoid, anxious, causing multiple factors of health issues, and the anxiety might even be more deadly than the virus itself... It also "infects" our internet, with tons of obious shills...

many states in brazil are locked down although not all and the severity of lock downs also varies a lot

good luck

based austria. after all one of the highest test men, arnold. came from there

they are not thots. they are morale boosting specimens

no

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São Paulo, Brazil (44m)

ogre

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reported.

Trash, but the game decided to make up for that 2 minutes later (this one is trash too, but it's not like ninjask is useful)

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>Been self-isolation against it since March 2 because I heeded the warnings in /cvg/

nah, you’re just a neet

>“Today’s theme was biker frog,” he said. “So we meet at 7 p.m. and show each other our drawings.”

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Apply to them, see what happens. They are not hiring, not until this shit is over.

sauce

Dont you get vitamin d from the sun????

>some boomers with illness die from corona
>world in mass hysteria

at least money will be worthless after this, imagine working hard for years just to have inflation ruin your hard work

CHINESE BIOWEAPON

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saveons (the grocery i called) wanted to know if i could start immediately. like next shift immediately.