/ptg/ - President Trump General - Fake News in Progress Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58

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MAGA

NEW BAKER NEEDED

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MAGA

who is gonna watch joe with me?

>why do you need to touch somebody's hand rather than just grabbing what they hold?
>checkouts in germany often have the receipt printers positioned in a way that allows you to just take it yourself
They take it out and fold it in half and hand it to you. There is no option. Also, it's the only human physical contact I have.

Luckily I have hand sanitizer in my car.

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>user fuck his sister during lockdown
>user fuck his sister after the fake hawaiian text
Does it says more about anons or mankind?

>who is gonna watch joe with me?
Gotta link?

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>mankind
it is also kind of his sister

>it's the only

Self Limit programed into your sub-conscious, Nancy Pelosi has no such limits why should you?

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>Trillions are flooded into the banks and corporations with chance for question or debate
>An aid package to tax paying US citizens fails in the Congress multiple times
Death to America will replace the Pledge of Allegiance

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I believe Trump is a bad president and a good snake oil salesman but I have turned 10k into 600k+ thanks to the past few weeks. Mostly due to his inability to handle something that smelled only fainly of a crisis. I am planning on making safe investments so I can retire at the age of 27.
Thank you Trump.

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We're always watching
Thru love, We've begun DOING.

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guys...

this is bad...

coronavirus and ebola have formed a symbiotic relationship...

ebola viruses can stick to coronavirus and go airborne then they work together to kill their new host...

it's over...

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proceed with caution. I use many ad blocker type extensions

123news.tv/msnbc-live-stream/

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If Virus is over by Nov Trump wins because rebound will be occurring
If Virus is not over by Nov Trump wins because turnout will be low and that favours GOP
Also zoomers don't like Biden that much and Dems need zoomers to win a general

I'l just go upstairs and turn on the tube lol.

it will be over by summer

Reminder: Report schizoposters and avatar users.

Sorry bros but I had better start seeing dead bodies piling up soon from the wuflu, else it won't be worth the economic destruction.

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So uh how are faggots reporting the news when non-essential people aren't allowed to bother people

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>So uh
kys yourself

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I've been wondering that too

when are you faggots all going to get banned

why did you ask in the first place then

articles either need to come with a changelog or this should be outright illegal fuck them

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I'm greatful so overwhelming many people want to see Cofer Black brought in for some additional lengthly detailed and validatable "enhanced questioning"

Now that COVID-19 aka CRIME COVERUP-19 EXCUSE #19 has passed, time to reverse that Judge's coverup.

brassballs.blog/home/sham-t-mark-lambert-daren-condrey-caine-warner-fbi-informant-william-d-campbell-sentencing-uranium-one-theodore-chuang-daher-tlc-transportation-logistics-charles-butcher-michael-petron-tonya-chutkan

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why the hell would robots wear clothes?

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O B S E S S E D
plenty of other threads nigger

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presumably to make them appear more human and less alien

Since you don't want to go outside, then lets do some ENHANCED SECURITY CLEARANCE TESTING. Starting with Biden / Cofer Black.

Also I'd like an about:query on the DHS Judge

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he isn't cute anymore and never smiles

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Lets do some "ENHANCED" security clearance testing on Judge Tanya S. Chutkan

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Here's a guy that turned in a Fake Server Image. WHY isn't this fact in Wikipedia!?

I DEMAND TO SEE ENHANCED SECURITY CLEARANCE AND BACKGROUND CHECKING ON XAVIER NOW! HES A THREAT TO THE COUNTRY'S NATIONAL SECURITY!

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Clown Army tho

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whoops.. wrong' pic

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>Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., told reporters early Tuesday that he expects Republicans and Democrats in the Senate to come together and reach an agreement on the $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus package that set off a fierce debate on the Senate floor and allegations from both sides that the other was politicizing the emergency.
What's new it this bill?

idk but he put something in there and i'm not sure what i'll look around

What the fuck? How tall is that kid

AWOO

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vimeo.com/400038713

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The liberal media is the enemy of the people.

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voting without ids
emissions goal for airlines until 2024 (like that would be a reasonable time to replace their plane fleet)
diversity quotas for businesses and their boards
33% worker representation on business boards

lots of other fun things that absolutely have EVERYTHING to do with corona, and if you don't support this bill right now you are literally satan coming to devour the American Worker

>According to three sources, Mnuchin had agreed to a key Democratic demand for "strict oversight" over a $500 billion "Exchange Stabilization Fund" designed to lend money to corporations and municipalities. Senate Democrats had attacked the entity as a "slush fund" under the initial Senate GOP proposal, which had no congressional regulation and allowed Mnuchin to withhold information on who received loans for six months.

>Schumer also said Mnuchin had agreed to a "Marshall Plan" for hospitals to help respond to the growing coronavirus crisis. Senate Republicans had offered $75 billion for hospitals, but Schumer and Pelosi sought hundreds of billions in additional funding.

>kys yourself

that's the SENATE?!? i thought was the house bullshit

Poison pills out the ass, it’s dead on arrival.

GW Chunnel version of "My Corona"
youtube.com/watch?v=PIF8HBFWMyU

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Take your pills schizo.

no that's the new house shit. the stimulus thing in senate which is some 700 pages shorter has been stopped by party line voting twice already.

on the positive side for the house bill
* includes direct prohibition of stock buybacks (weirdly not tied to the company actually receiving money from the bill)
* includes higher and recurring neetbux

6'5'' apparently

well the senate is poised to pass theirs today and i want to know if what i posted is all there is because i'd be alright (ugh) with that but if it has any of the house shit then nuke it

Higher payments would be nice, but R’s are already skittish enough on the current compromise bill.

>poised to pass
they won't pass shit because democrats vote 100% Nay

livenewsnow.com/american/msnbc.html

Fucking daylight savings time around this year, I miss the first hour of Joe!!

I have a better link

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>Fucking daylight savings
When do we spring forward?

that's not what schumer is saying but i don't know if the amendments have passed it's just a loose "agreement"
and that says nothing about the house but apparently pelosi was in the talks too so idfk
we'll have to see how it develops this morning

>higher and recurring neetbux
You know that includes the illegals, right?

To stay warm

R’s need to make them keep taking votes every single day, let the public see just who’s holding them hostage.

Congrats user. Wish I was as wise as you were.

whats the legalese for this? i did not find "undocumented" or similar terms throughout the document

Google analytics is on every single page of the internet made after 2009. I'm not defending that, by the way, that's just how it is.
I disapprove of the way "schizo" and related terms have been used in mockery of undo paranoia. I will have you know that many of the most effective discourse influencers on Yas Forums culture have been Schizophrenic or of related diagnoses. Terry Davis and Timecube guy. Pick a better epithet, friend.

>tune in
>joe is joe
i don't know what i expected
last time i watched this was some time in the 2016 primary season

>NEW BAKER NEEDED
Next one is on me, thanks for baking.

So, any advance on the senate bill or it's dead?

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This. Make the Democrats vote “No” 10 times in a row. The public will become furious

idk the whole thing is a clusterfuck and the media is helping to obfuscate it

youtube.com/watch?v=WCUWkQszA_g

Please stahp!!

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>media is helping to obfuscate
the document was literally linked to multiple times throughout yesterdays threads, why would you wait for third party filtered information

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP YESTERDAY

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the difference between paranoid conspiracy posting autists and schizophrenics is the former tends to make a little sense while the latter is balls to the wall indecipherable most of the time

i was busy i caught a couple pictures but that's about it

Schizos like this fag and Luke clutter the threads with their incoherent, deranged rambling. They need to take their pills and get the fuck off Yas Forums.

I think he's been doing good it's hard to have doctors talk to us and they act like they know something about science and where the world is going its in gods hands anyway.

This

Your in my Mud filter but I want to SAY FUCK OFF first.

search.cdc.gov

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If you want to compete with me, First EAT your spinage.

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I have no idea of why the markets are trending up .... any good news at all?
> maybe China reopening public transportation in Wuhan

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refute this

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The Steve Rattner guy is basically saying trump is right and we should open the economy or else America crashed, basically rebutting Joe

this is the kind of high quality intellectual discussion I expect from my morning political show, can you say the same about other morning shows?

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