Work for the dole suspended

At least until the 7th of the April for my Job service provider.

Every mad dog has his day

>got asked to complete a review
>over 30 pages with supporting documents needed
>decide to not bother because i only get $80 a fortnight
>get text today saying review is cancelled
>will also get extra $550
>also get $750
Fuck this all happened at a good time
I hate filling out forms so much

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user you're going to have to do slave work in a fucking factory when this starts blowing over.

Our economy is going straight into a shitter, thousands if not millions won't have a job everyone is getting on the dole right now, everyone. All these people are going to have to work extremely shit jobs to pay all that back to the gov.

Enjoy hanging chickens for 18 months, its going to be war time efforts.

Is every Australian on Yas Forums a failure on welfare? Kek.

On Yas Forums, yeah. Tons of the posts here are neet losers because they have nothing else to do with their time.

BOIZ I FINALLY DID IT I SUBMITTED MY CENNO FUCK I AM RELIVED

did yours not ask for you to make an appointment either? what was your estimated processing date?

>new dole is equivalent to full time min wage
wagie please go to bed and be ready again for cagie, you might be 2 minutes late

NAH BREH NO APPOINTMENT SIMPLY PROCESSING MY FILES AH GOD IT FEELS GOOD BEING NEET AGAIN NIGTGER

you're different though kek

youtube.com/watch?v=DmOpboyrEaQ

as an autismbux nigger i hate this situation of all these normies getting on bux

how is my autismbux gona get paid for? fuck off cunts

fuck off normies, you shit talk me all these years, then it turns out millions of you dont even have any savings and live week to week, yeah get fucked, ya fucking dogs

Based sperg

fuck off cunt get away from my centerlink ffs

The fiat currencies will fail

Do disability Niggas also get a bonus to the dole and the 2 free 750$ payments? I'm in my own unit standard rental.

pls... pls help a retard.

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Fuck off dole bludger. Nah just kidding love you man.

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About to apply for mine. Did you have to wait on the phone for hours? Fucking beaut that we don't need to go in store.

Where the fuck do we claim?

every currency is failing ya dumb cunt

fuck off

NOTHING IS ACTUALLY FAILING, THE ECONOMY GOING TO SHIT IS ENTIRELY BASED ON SPECULATION OF THE FACT NOBODY WILL MAKE MONEY IN THE NEXT 2 YEARS, WE HAVENT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY LOST ANYTHING YET

THE MARKETS JUST FRONT LOADED ALL THE DAMAGE NOW BECAUSE THATS HOW IT FUNCTIONS

IMAGINE NEEDING A AUTISTIC NIGGER ON DISABILITY BUX TO TELL U THIS

ME AGAIN

LITERALLY I SHOULD HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS BECAUSE YOURE OBVIOUSLY ALL LOWER IQ THAN I AM

FUCKING NORMIES

Useless neet cunts

>work min wage for woolies
>work is buy and shit now
>get paid less than the dole

silently seething lads

You tell em wagie, fuck em, shame em out of going to centerlink, fuck them cunts always shit talking me, now running straight to the gov for money, FUCK EM OFF RIGHT NOW.

NO CENTERLINK FOR NORMIES, NONE

okay thanks for your informative post.

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busy*

i know. what a bunch of ass holes. thats all that is left around here. hot shit and ass holes.

god bless centrelink and god bless australia

Quit my nightfill job months ago, fuck doing that shit in this crisis

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>nothing is failing

tell that to all the people that have just been laid off because of the shutdown of businesses.

how the fuck is this still speculation you daft cunt.

I had a great job, I have heaps of skills. But my industry is shitfucked with this virus/

so I'm now on the dole, like everyone I work with.

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They should just fire all the females in the workforce and bump up male payrates, thus forcing women to flee into the arms of working men who'll then be made into breeders relegated to remaining indoors at home with children.

you could maybe at least get a portion of the dole payment if you earn less?

NOTHING IS FAILING RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

THE DAMAGE TO THE ECONOMY IS ALL FRONT LOADED

2 YEARS WORTH OF IT

MARKETS FRONT LOAD DAMAGE BASED ON HOW LONG THEY THINK THE CRISIS WILL LAST

ITS APPROX 2 YEARS AS THAT IS THE LIFE CYCLE OF THESE VIRUSES

IF YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE OR SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO BUYING A HOUSE IN THE NEXT 8-16 MONTHS, YOU WILL GET A 20-40% DISCOUNT

My company is just paying us 75% to stay home. But enjoy your phone appointments.

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It was already increased in Dec, hmm

did mine on the website a few days ago and couldn't submit it cause the appointments were fucked, then had to wait a day for the website to come back up and in the middle of the night got to submit it since they got rid of having to apply for an appointment

Australia was talking about QE in 3rd quarter before the kung flu was a thing. About 50% of hedge funds were betting against this pre-kungflu QE working. We're absolutely buggered

centrelink site and what's the retarded name for the agreement / deal?

I keep reading it's going to apply automatically but I want to check better.

I work at woolies, but I would literally make more money for the next 6+ months if I quit and go on Centrelink.

I should do it yes?

I don't understand what you're saying

NEETs are making 200% while wagies are losing 25% who is really winning?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You have to get fired to get it, you cant just quit.

Post link?

you need a mygov account as far as I know, and then you get linked to centrelink through it

Yeah I got that far, what section do I look in / for? what's the section I'm looking for

the handicapped section

oof

Don't spend it all on fosters
Ya flamin gallah

>my sides

Chill out you nigger. It's only for six months. Or it's forever and that won't matter anyway because we'll be dead soon.

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noice m8

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>IF YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE OR SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO BUYING A HOUSE IN THE NEXT 8-16 MONTHS, YOU WILL GET A 20-40% DISCOUNT
But won’t our dollar value go down 20-40% too? So you’re basically still paying the same, unless you have all your money in gold or some shit?

> one post by this ID
uh.
also already there senpai kek

bless disability pension. further looking at it it seems that you have to just set up newstart / whatever the basic unemployment money is called then it will come in so I might not get it. maybe I will.

it's confusing but thank u.

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What if I go on unpaid leave for 6 months?

oof

woolies making more money than it ever has, workers at highest risk. still pay them like shit. You should strike user, if you get fired go on ceno. Easy

neets in the US don't get a fucking cent. fucking bullshit.

every single woolies worker could maybe just cut the cameras, empty the place then blame it on a mob riot and they wouldn't do shit.
TARD BUX DENIED

you need an employment separation certificate
...they're not retarded

>its only for 6 months

OH MY GOD YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU? WOW, LET ME EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU

Autismbux is $450 week for 0 hours work

After-tax a min wage job pays about $600 week for 40 hours work

MILLIONS of min-wage workers are going to realize this, and theyre going to wonder why the FUCK they work 40 hours a week for little pay, when they can just get on bux for 0 hours work

MANY NORMIES WILL NEVER COME OFF THE CORONABUX

CORONABUX WILL BLACKPILL MILLIONS OF LOW INCOME PEOPLE INTO NEVER WORKING AGAIN

Shut the fuck up retard, hopefully you die

start a heap of Im gonna strike pictures post them to your woolies meme page and staff room. Get them to pay you more or quit

wagies will definitely not like returning to cagies
sure at first they might be a bit bored at home, but it gets comfy quickly

>CORONABUX WILL BLACKPILL MILLIONS OF LOW INCOME PEOPLE INTO NEVER WORKING AGAIN

Good.
The sooner this faggoty system breaks, the better.

ANSWER ME CUNT

if you're fired for bad behaviour (there's tickboxes on the separation certificate), there is a wait, its like 4-8 weeks. Might not be in effect now, but it would honestly just be easier working.

MASS WAGIE INTO NEET CONVERSION

Yeah spot on. That's exactly what I'm hoping for. I'm really surprised how many people aren't seeing the big picture yet. I'm just gonna enjoy the ride down. Get a PC again buy some gym gear.

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Apparently we're getting an extra $550 per fortnight for 6 months too lmao

needs the money flying into a comfy smug neet nest.

nah they stopped the waiting period for that too, also striking isn't bad behavior

How dare you say that to me bitch

I am assuming youre still employed and not a failed normie, and can get a loan, so yes, the money is there.

House prices will drop 20% this year with 10% unemployment.

House prices will drop a further 10-20% in 2021 depending on how the virus is going.

MINIMUM HOUSE DROP - 20%
MODERATE HOUSE DROP - 30%
MAXIMUM HOUSE DROP - 40%

Based. Do it.

It will happen

SCOMO really needs to rethink giving normies $1100/fortnight on Jobseeker/Newstart for 6 months.

If they extend that for another 6 months. Expect a ton of normies to become full time NEETs for life even after this virus life cycle ends.

My understanding was you can be casually employed and as long as you're earning under the threshold you get the 550 supplement.