/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2473 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 382,943 (+4,161) ► Died: 16,585 (+78)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1,864 deaths ~~~
~~ who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/ ~~

>NEWS
4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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36 year old African-American female killed by infection
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Greece to be put on lockdown, 10 million
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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>REMINDER
Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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Oh no guys, 20 people did yesterday, truly this is the same as WW2!
Man more people die everyday in car accidents then this shit

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>Dead: 16,573
lol, still only 16,573.
How many days has it been stuck at 16,573? Four days? Five days?

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Beijing is lifting travel restrictions on Hubei Province on Wednesday, as China’s fight against Covid-19 is yielding positive results. Even constraints on the city of Wuhan, where the virus first emerged, will be lifted in April.
Residents will once again be allowed to travel in and out of the country’s central Hubei Province starting from March 25, the regional health commission announced on Tuesday. Travel bans in the region’s capital, Wuhan, where the coronavirus outbreak started, will be lifted on April 8.

Wuhan was the first city in China to be quarantined, and along with several of Hubei’s other major cities, remained on lockdown since late January as part of a nationwide effort to slow down the spread of the disease.

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Went out the house twice already today
Literally nobody enforcing this joke of a 'lockdown'

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>Wuhan was the first city in China to be quarantined
Still quarantined.

There are only 12 months in a year moron

>be me secret jannie death cult leader, channeling the power of censorship
>Chang underling whilst sending me the usual micro penis porn for my collection mentions "lots of work bad flu season"
>time passes Chang late with Nano-cock flicks
>news Chang dead...
>Master plan enters mind as i molest a hotpocket in frustration as its soft empty crust overwhelms my senses "nothing burger"
>activate covert project Ghebreyesus
>time skip
>be busy so much free time as there is no button cock films use sleeper jannies to hide disease from world leaders and ban pictures of full burgers from internet
>Activate order BOOM the NEET (disease censorship stops)
>economy tanks hundreds of thousands of boomers and normies fired
>NEETS foolishly gloat and send in shitpost shocktroops as boomers/normies flail unable to handle life outside wagie cage
>Activate order Now Kiss
>governments put everyone on welfare
>DDoS welfare websites blame Yas Forums/free internet
>NPC's Receives alert from McAfee "Harmful websites detected would you like to disconnect?"
>run out of hot pockets wade through used tissues and feces dragon dildo collection and open front door blinded by light and piss
>beaten to death with bumpstock ductaped to a club
>be dead and pooed on by man in frog costume who screeches "PEE PEE POO POO WITHOUT Yas Forums WE BOOGALOO"

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They will get serious about it when the death count rises.

Digits confirm Trump, Jews, bankers, and far-lefties get infected with the virus.

17 new cases confirmed
14 people in hospital
4 people in critical
Capital city is closing all public playground and sport fields.

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I just want to see Sweden get kill before I go out coofin'

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Argie threads are best threads

fuck chinks

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Corona Chan please kill all Indians

Has a drawfag delivered that Joker Earth Corona-chan yesterday?

Some estimates put the h1n1 death toll at 200k+

H1N1 btfo...
Rip Spain

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Does anybody else get disappointed when the numbers aren't going as exponential as you hoped?

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Fuckin show us ya tits bitch

The King is back

Stockholm's corona outbreak is apparently purging the local Somali community in real-time, so it's a coin toss as to whether corona will kill or save Sweden.

MARCH UNDER EMO GIRL NATIONALISM.
If Saudi Arabia can dictate what women are allowed to wear, then I say that the time has come for a white country to do the same.
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS TOOK FROM US.

NO, YOU DOGFUCKER!

Except this Swede, he's alright by me.

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Lloyd Blankfein 2020
Finally someone who understands that the economy is far more valuable than any amount of goyim lives

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400K today boys
2K Deaths per day probably also

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You get used to it before it surprises you again.
>Pffft. Only 5 deaths today.
>Woah, 59 deaths, what happened?
>76 deaths, huh? Guess it's not so bad.
>579 deaths today, wut. When did it get this bad?
>847 now. I was getting worried.
And so on

ITS A DISEASE YOU STUPID SHIT
IT SPREADS EXPONENTIALLY

ITS 20 DEATHS
THEN 50
THEN 94
THEN 172
THEN 386
THEN 661
THEN 1,209
THEN 4,878
THEN OVER 9000
THEN 5 DIGITS
EVERY DAY
"OH IT ALREADY STARTED GOING DOWN IN ITALY"
BECAUSE THEY ARE LOCKED DOWN AND NO ONE IS LEAVING THEIR FUCKING HOUSES
AS SOON AS PEOPLE START GOING OUT AGAIN
IT WILL COME BACK
IT WILL START SPREADING ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN
AND AGAIN
UNTIL WE HAVE THE VACCINE
IT WILL OVERWHELM THE HOSPITAL SYSTEMS SO THAT WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR PEOPLE SICK OR INJURED FROM LITERALLY ANY OTHER CAUSE IN EXISTENCE
IT WILL INCAPACITATE AND KILL THE HOSPITAL STAFF WHO TREAT THE SICK PEOPLE
THEN THE DEATH RATE SPIKES ON ITS OWN SEPARATE FROM THE ALREADY ACCELERATING SPREAD RATE
YOU DUMBFUCKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE CONCEPT

>be Japan
>arguably the most at risk (elderly) population on earth
>not testing anyone whatsoever
>reopening schools right at the height of a global pandemic
>cherry blossom areas are completely packed
Is this real life?

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Spain will be worse than Italy. In Italy only Lombardy is heavily affected, here it's every region.

UNDERVERSE user!

ARE YOU DEAD!?

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iktf but they postponed just about any and all meaningful public events coronachan already fucked normalcy dry

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>beaten to death with bumpstock ductaped to a club

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>4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate

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there'll be a lot more goyim lives lost if the economy continues to tank.

Seething

You shut down your borders, and you got the less deadly strain. You'll be fine.

Japanese are smart. Perhaps, there is a reason

>go to Walmart to get some honey mustard and hot sauce as i've prepped since February and have plenty of shit to eat, just want some sauces and spices
>watch a little old woman with a paper grocery list walking though a near empty soup aisle in a daze
>get some of the last few cans of beef broth from the back of the upper shelf for her
>she thanks me with a worried smile and walks away
I know that people had months to prepare for this but I still feel fucking terrible watching them scavenge what few supplies are on hand right now. I get they made their beds, basically, but i'm a fucking pussy when it comes to it

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Shut the fuck up nerd this shit will be gone by summer

The cruise ship is still killing people, where will it stop?

Thread moving so fast nobody will know that I made out with my little sister.

Sounds like you need to go back to work user, it surely can't be as grim as you say.

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Only three hours before I go to gym. AAA AAAAA

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>You shut down your borders
LOL no we didn't. We're just now shutting them down.
>and you got the less deadly strain.
Are you referring to that LARP walltext?

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Maybe they know and they're trying to cull the old? Stay safe nippon bro

Just let it happen.

Who /comfy/ here?

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there are multiple plague ships right now.

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fake nigger

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Remember to wash your hands.

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Titanic 2: Viral Boogaloo

No, there are two major strains of SARS-CoV-2. Their binding surfaces are different.

>Austria
>about 4500 confirmed infections
>probably many more, because we only test people who can prove they had contact with an already confirmed case + show symptoms
>about 150 people in hospital
>16 people in ICU

Noone under 70 is in ICU and very few people under 60 are in hospital for this.

The annual flu season has much worse effects, except people don't get hysterical because of it.

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>Wuhan locked down for 2 months now
>strict mother fucking chink iron fist lock down
>still not back to work
>western countries think soft 3 week lock down will do the job

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a BOMB

My parents are already arguing a lot lads

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so do n95 m3 masks help or not? tried looking for an article on the m3 site but there are many different results

You can call him a nerd, but an idiot you remain.

Sauce?

Are you aware that Wikipedia already has that map and you don't need to do it in Paint?

We have 1626 cases with 1 death and 31 in ICU
But maybe we are still early and it will probably get worse soon

>Thread #2463
Yas Forums has accumulated more covid19 documentation than all the worlds governments and organizations combined

Any other bongs get this message this morning?

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man those look like comfy threads

>bara mermaid girl
I didn't know I needed this

I'll kiss her again just for you, bro.

I'm sorry to hear. Let's hope they can calm down.