Boris Johnson tonight announced a lockdown plan to stem the spread of the coronavirus in the UK as he told the nation to stay at home. People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes:
>Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible. >One form of exercise a day. >Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. >Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary.
Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on: >Meeting with friends. >Meeting with family members you do not live with. >All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals. >All gatherings of more than two people in public.
The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings.
To ensure people comply the government is also: >Closing all shops selling non-essential goods. >Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship. >Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.
Might take a cheeky walk round the local nature reserve later. It's usually free and open 24/7. I'm such a mad lad.
Jace Sanchez
wall off the city let it burn
Hudson Collins
Deus Ex timeline
Dominic Foster
Thinking of training to become a teacher lads. Only I'm 5'9, shy, quiet, have bad social skills and still struggle with speaking without a stutter and in a way that makes sense.
Hunter Parker
Been on the line to the Jobcentre for about half an hour. Before that it cut off from a continuous double-beeping, what's it mean? I guess they're swamped? I got on JS last year, bastards didn't pay me a few weeks back, and I still aint gotten my money despite attending my last session. Getting worried.
Nah, can't have UC because I'm on 'premium disability benefit', basically I have to go for normal jobseekers because I'm almost blind and get DLA.
Adrian Carter
Lovely sunny morning lads. Imagine staying in on this glorious day.
Brayden Wright
If you do try to get into a decent school, I taught in the slums in Manchester and the shit you had to put with on a daily basis was unbelievable
Tyler Hernandez
Never my thing. While losers were playing this I was playing BF1942
Tyler Baker
still people on jsa new claims are kinda specific reasons though
Jaxson Bailey
>people swearing and throwing items back at staff at my local store because things are either out of stock or they are limited >watch as someone asks staff for help and as they politely get told what the situation is, the people scream that they are going to put a complaint in about them
absolutely nothing has happened the fragile and neets are still hiding away and the chads are still out there was one (1) police car today in town hahahaha
>and outside. Me too. Remember making an underground den in my mate's garden. Used to shoot pigeons in the Spring to protect the cherry tree from annihilation. I hate getting older. Time is so precious but I waste it all. Gonna go get a dose of the coof on purpose.
>posting the cure in this frightful time Are you tekin't piss la?
Jaxon Ross
Can I assume the grooming gangs are exempt from this order, as they are exempt from all other laws?
Hunter Nguyen
What did you teach?
I'm thinking of teaching in the general region I was raised in (and have since returned to). It's quite poor relatively speaking, in places quite rough, but I'd like to think I've developed the patience and desire to tolerate certain behaviour and try to help people learn and be more well-mannered etc.
Michael Fisher
>needs hand holding The fucking state of children
Hudson Miller
They don't speak English, so boris's message went over their heads.
Nolan Ross
Reminds me of when I made a den in a large bunch of bushes in the neighbourhood. Me and my cousin set up some simple trip traps that would swing sharp sticks at you. One day we came back and the traps were sprung and the entire place was wrecked, I only hope that the bastard got hurt.
William Lewis
Locking down your mum because she can't help herself the absolute slag
Dominic Hughes
Guy fo' realsies, no one else managing to get through to the Jobcentre? Been a fuckin' hour on the line now, still waiting.
Angel Jones
The NHS is whitey's problem
Bentley Williams
fuckin kek, only 48% of london understood the message.
You sound like you want onlyfans, not a priest Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand
Charles King
Bro, just become an alcoholic and skip the middleman
Jose Ward
Does anyone remember electricity black outs? I loved that shit.
Mason Edwards
Just come downstairs and the missus has the kids doing exercise watching this geezer
just going down the park with the kids, going to feed the ducks and play on the swings, my job used to make these things difficult so enforced time with them feels good man
Oliver Martinez
Any interesting stories?
Blake Stewart
Lads I can't have my usual 4 greggs sosij rolls for brekkie. What do I do? Is life even worth living any more?
Camden Howard
Yes. Lighting Candles and having sandwiches for tea. 70s was cosy.
Lucas Richardson
I haven't got the gov message yet they can't get anything done
Josiah Sanchez
that's coming, internet bandwidth rationing too, they are going for it lol, globalists were losing the game so they flipped the table and will be the ones to reset things. hold tight and stay close to family
Carter Young
Aye, we had a black out in the village not long ago. Luckily, someone caught him before he could do any harm.
Zachary Walker
Practically cheating on you mate. Women shouldn't look at attractive men without their husbands consent.
Still only on old testament though. Just started 1 Samuel. Lot of war senpai.
Happy days lad. Coof on a duck for me.
Gavin Butler
The lock down is not tuff enuff
Colton Howard
>three day week how fucking old are you?
Eli Kelly
Anglican?
Jace Hill
it's OK, only white people pay attention to government instructions lol, by the time this is over we'll be a pasty skinned island once more
Adam Campbell
Ahhhhh I haven’t coomed in six days to try and save strength for the virus Ahhhhhh I need to coom so badly ahhhhhh
Christopher Watson
tuss* enuss*
Henry Price
>4 greggs sosij rolls gluttony is a sin user.
Justin Martin
32
Connor Martin
I found the bible was just what I needed when I was in prison.
David Roberts
>Ahhhhh I haven’t coomed in six days to try and save strength for the virus Ahhhhhh I need to coom so badly ahhhhhh coom inside a woman user, the pheromonal exchange that occurs between a man and a woman during coitus boosts testosterone production, that's why chads are chads, they get busy fucking while the saps are wanking away their life force
Sebastian Price
Hah I only wish I could the tools to make traps like that.
Nathaniel Anderson
It's fucking day two and I'm losing my fucking mind already
No. I'm just reading the Bible desu, not Christian though. Just like reading it. It's relaxing and it's part of my routine now. And there's some lovely maps in the back of the Bible that I like looking at too.
true maverick, the leader we needed, still, kike johnson is doing a great job seizing powers for the globalists and in so doing snatching victory from the jaws of defeat
Dominic Green
I live in a flat and I have potatoes growing in the kitchen
Jeremiah Jenkins
>dont know Why is there never a "don't care" option?
Use a tea tray and put the pots on that at the bottom of your bath or shower until they get established then put them on your windowsill
Owen Brown
I was trying to humour him, to give him some hope
Andrew Brooks
>Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship Oy vey, this is just like anudda Shoah
Justin Carter
You could do a mega clean of your flat. Clean your fridge. Then cook some meals to freeze.
Lincoln Adams
Friday will be hilarious.
Lincoln Brooks
yeah, expected on the 23rd but hasn't gone through. Phone line is kill and they aren't replying on the website either.
Julian Richardson
Everyone is out like is business as usual desu
Joseph Allen
Are the courts still open?
Zachary Taylor
Yeah, but I have food I don't need more food I'm just going to meditate and draw disturbing pictures
Ryan Carter
your either a brainlet that doesnt understand the gravity of the situation. Or just some hyper individualist devoid of empathy. Communities common together in times of crisis (like war), to protect our future, is based.
Jaxson Thompson
She's too busy shouting at them for not trying hard enough.
Julian Stewart
>Almost blind >Can still use a computer and type coherently Get a fucking office job you fucking pathetic scrounging cunt
Nicholas Gutierrez
freezer is full going to eat a bit stuff and then make some bulk stew Do have some painting to do though, may end up doing that
