Roll Call PART 1 OF 2 >bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs >gympill >who adelaide? >Gas the boomers >”ITS THE JEWS” pasta >Gimme a job or ill rope >ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user >Bunnings sweeper breaking user >tinder ROLLer >who ready for the collapse? >praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s) >how do i get an aus/pol/ gf? >fuck off we’re full webm creator >Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy >what’s for dinner? >wanting job at asio user >jordies >serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me) >the gf/the bf/the daily ride >Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs >ausfag in USA >Desert Lime Shilling Brit. >tougher gun laws in QLD when?! >US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map >Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee >Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts >JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add) >’checking in’ fag / meta poofter >(followed by) “poofters fuck off” >ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked >coom for mommy >guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s >lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years >'jannies can't stop me' user >running for local government user >fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user >join the union fag / union shill >user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub >ASISinfo Tripfag >It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food >who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent >who drinking?
Nathaniel Gray
ROLL CALL PART 2 OF 2 (UNDER CONSTRUCTION/ IN PROGRESS) >guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag >Bloke who married a Brazilian slut who took me to the cleaners once she got PR >DSP neet in Canberra >weird boomer anime figurine painter office government worker with lifesize trump cutout >poster that pretends to be a superior asian and goes on about Australia and the US being Chinese land >doomed by lollipop sign cunts schizo pasta >guy that threatens to light himself on fire in centrelink (nabbed by glowies?) >glowing merino poster >'What'd ya have for dinner, lads?' >That old fart who’s been pranked called, prank pizza’d and sent prank presents >coomer bruce and (You) Am i forgetting anyone?
Gavin Cooper
>what are boomers
Connor Hernandez
>a ScoMo just flew over my house it's over lads, full lockdown and tendies confiscation to commence at midnight
Justin Cruz
anybody been to the old people power hour at coles?
Ryan Ward
based DSP NEETs with their pension cards get let in during /boomerhour/
Me, the poor cunt surrounded by chinks ( on three sides) in a bug box, & the cunts won't shut their windows - i've tried bbq smoke, mossie coils and cat shit. They're coofing like fuck tho so it might be a self solving problem.
Jack Robinson
What's for dinner lads?
Jeremiah Howard
I'm on newstart but they gave me a pension card
Jackson Perez
>2020 is the year I better myself! >i'm going to read those shitty self help books and take responsibility for me own life >i'm going to have a positive mental attitude >no more being a shitty drug addict, i'm going to quit booze, weed, tobacco and lower my caffeine intake
I PICKED THE WORST FUCKING TIME TO BE DEAD FUCKING SOBER HOLY SHIT
>8 people die >NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE AND EXERCISE THEN WORK FOR A LIVING, YOU'VE GOT TO STAY INSIDE TO PROTECT THE OLD CODGERS! YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE WHO HOARDED THEIR MONEY IN ASSETS INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING THEIR CHILDREN AND KEEPING THE ECONOMY HEALTHY THEN VOTING TO LET IN IMMIGRANTS FROM THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES TO TAKE ALL THE ENTRY LEVEL WORK HERE! THEY'RE SAINTS, SO STAY INSIDE!!!
Literally some frozen fish and mayonnaise. I might eat a can of beef stew later.
Cooper Richardson
Did the seppo dox his name too?
Benjamin Brooks
No, you picked the greatest time in all of human history. Better yourself while the world burns and everyone succumbs to this corona shit. Be the man of the apocalypse you always knew you could be.
Just watch movies for escapism instead of grog and keep working out. Ignore the (((news))). I know it's a headfucky time, but keep a routine.
Jace Morris
cabinet meeting until 9pm, guess press conf then
Brody James
I'm unsure how you could eat frozen fish and mayonaise in a figurative sense, but at least put it in bread user, I know you're better than this.
Adrian Hall
Yeah, penis inspection day has been pushed back to June.
Dylan Barnes
Im fucking losing it faggots, 4 neets live next to me are now on over $2200 a week combined probably get rent assistance to also get 2x $750 each they are on over $100000 a year combined now, i run a shitty gardening business and am expected to just keep working hoping it doesnt dry up, i also have to earn under $1100 a fortnight to get a bonus of $550 a fortnight for sole trader, why would i go to work for an extra $150 risking the truck or tools breaking my only option as i see it is to go neet how the fuck is this fair neet household on over $100000 a year while workers get fuck all, will be going full postal when this shit hits fuck everything fuck them all
Lincoln Morales
I use a knife and fork. I've eaten enough bread today.
no wonder you work in a garden job m8 because you cant count. How can you be on 100,000 a year for 4 neets if they only pay double for 6 months tops?
Jayden Russell
>4 neets living in one house imagine the smell
Ryan Lopez
is that enough time for the jelqing to take effect?
Matthew Thomas
>DSP neet in Canberra Yup, that's me alright
Jordan Butler
Sydney CBD status report: >Saw the EMT take some boomer out of their house on a stretcher >My fucking super market is filled with everything I need! (except TP) >Millenials/GenX are out in force exercising like mad
Kevin Diaz
everything smells like salty milk and coins
Elijah Ramirez
Libeler lives somewhere near Balaclava in Melbourne near that enclave right? Have no idea how he has managed to stay alive all this time.
Talking of these things. I walked past Stephen Bannon's house in Washington. I saw him sitting the basement running Breibart then suddenly these two guys in blacksuits appeared out of nowhere and just stared at me.
I'll post pics if anyone is interested in my story.
Luis Wright
australia will never run out of food when there are literally tens of millions of wild kanagroos and camels waiting to be hunted
Thomas Ramirez
Should I get a gaming console before lock down? Ps4 or Xbox?
Jose Cook
This exact same guy every one of these threads. trying to push made up terms like "wagies" to try justify his life as a neet no job no life weaboo cartoon posting faggot.
Last night you were posting the exact same amounts and shit as a made up thing, then tonight trying to say this is real now. Fuck off, just fucking go get a job you no life fuck.
I'll enjoy having money and putting it into shares and maybe buy another house when everything drops more.
You think they are going to lower the payments after this, bullshit mate once the greens get into it also that 6 months will be reviewed then there will still be no one in jobs in six months they will not be able to cut it back its out of the gate now
Jose Walker
Bolognese without pasta because there is no fucking pasta. However I'm mixing it with mash potato
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Balaclava 75% chance he's one of g*d's chosen
Nathan Jenkins
Ps4 lad I’m gonna try pick one up tomorrow but most places are sold out of em
Lincoln Rodriguez
>>Millenials/GenX are out in force exercising like mad so many unemployed thots out and about in leggings. My dick. I wonder would they fuck me for some TP
Kevin Harris
>go to Woolies boomer hour with my pensioner concession card because I'm on DES >get looked at with scorn by all the old fucks because they envy my youth >buy all the tuna Fuck boomers.
Nicholas Ross
they were already pushing their literal communist plan in the senate last night. Anyone else watching the stream would’ve heard, but they basically said they want to make this the norm and for everyone and introduce “equality” to the financial system and that there’s too many rich people
Carson Ortiz
Wasnt me mate, never been a neet while living in an area surrounded by them
Jose Campbell
Thank you for your service.
Easton Kelly
$228,000 of pussy and ass
Lucas Moore
Cenno finally went through lads, looks like I'm getting on the gravy train! I think they might have waived the mandatory phone appointment - can anyone confirm?
Julian Ramirez
working is good for your mental health. Neets are likely to kill themselves because they can't handle the stress. You are much more likely to work through the stress. also depending how bad things get you are perfectly positioned to work as a farmer in the new world, you already have loads of tools for it
they don't enforce per person limits in boomer hour?
Ethan Russell
Similar situation.
My contract for night shift is 20 hours, pays exactly the same as what CENTRELINK now pays.
If I don't get much extra work I am going to quit, get the Neetbux and try get my start in transport.
Grayson Price
We can only hope lad.
Ian Sanders
>unemployed thots mate, they are going to be even more desperate if they're on a 457 visa and now need to leave the country!! (not sure how they would even be able to leave right now considering almost all flights are grounded)
Ethan Lewis
No limits on canned fish.
Joseph Rogers
Sounds delicious. I have a big batch of bolognese sauce in the freezer, and I was thinking of having it with some rice for my tea. Anything with a tomato/wine/beef based sauce goes great with mash. i highly recommend pic related.
>working is good for your mental health that's what I'm doing as well. had the option of keep working and stay sane, or stay at home and go stir-crazy. easy choice!
Austin Lee
Lol Get the fuck out of here boomer And take your colostomy bag with
Justin Barnes
I want to see overleverged property speculators jumping off bridges.
Greed is not good, anymore.
Michael Powell
PS4, PS5 will get delayed, and why build a high spec computer when you don't know what games are even coming next year?
Josiah Green
The olde' age saying goes, If you can't beat them, join em. I've started taking up Hebrew lessons with my fellow Moshe in return for my neetbux. World always goes full circle.
Jace Flores
Reckon public transports will soon stop?
Ryder Wright
wife went to our local and watched the boomers strip the entire shop bare down to the last fresh onion. fuck boomers.
Nathan Miller
>Australians will face restrictions on hosting social gatherings in their own homes
When do we start riots?
Tyler Davis
Yeah but ive payed heaps off the mortgage my min repays are $180 a week now with the missus out of work we would be on $1100 a week why would we work? Can live a comfy life off that which is the problem it shouldnt be like that and i really cant see the repayments going back to what they were
Carson Anderson
reckon gough whitlam was kicked out by the queen because his cabinet was full of kikes?
Luis Price
no limits at my supermarket ....
Lincoln Adams
i actually can't come to terms with what is happening right now.. they're actually just going to keep printing money endlessly.. holy fuck
Asher Scott
nope, they get the neetbux too. scomo confirmed ALL foreign visa holders will get access to the new neetbux scheme
PS5 will have no games at launch, especially at this rate. PS4 has just about every fucking game from Red Dead 2 to Resident Evil 4 and is pretty technically advanced as is.
Evan Phillips
They make a fortune on the end of recessions
Noah Long
I don't think so, even in the countries with more severe lockdowns it's still operating, because nurses, doctors, etc. often take them
Austin Harris
How’s attendance rates been fren?
Gavin Stewart
I FUCKING WARNED YOU CUNTS LAST THREAD NO TIPS FOR POOS, SHITSTREETERS OUT!
Its insane anyone on part time or min wage would now be better off on the dole if they rent even better, i just cant believe it
Ryan Diaz
I overheard some ticket inspectors chatting at a station platform in Melbourne yesterday - no ticket inspections (no way to do it without coming closer than 1.5m) - about a quarter of the force isn't coming to work at all - however, they said the trains at least (anything with an enclosed compartment for drivers) would likely be deemed "essential"
Jaxon Turner
Checked. Unaware anons google “grand solar minimum 2020”. Crops are going to be absolutely decimated this year
>join a union Mosley approves. Was thinking about it.
A nice stew user. Beef, veggies & bone broth.
Lincoln Russell
Why the fuck is this happening, I want things to go back to normal i don't know if I can handle the fear I'm not a woman so I'm not naturally strong I'm scared lads any recommendations for anxiety?
can you give me the tl;dr on this? will the sun not be as strong as normal?
Hudson Rivera
Who /Townsville/ here? White strongholds like this will disappear soon.
Mum got home yesterday and said she almost spat on a nigger Muslim coming out of Woolies
Jeremiah Phillips
Look at it this way, money is going to start being worth less because of inflation, so you will be able to charge more for your work soon. The neets will eventually be earning much less then you. Plus you have a fucking house user, these neets are pissing away their money in rent while you have an asset. Could you get your GF to come work with you and knock out the work faster? might be nice.
^ For anyone still on the fence about if the holocaust was real or not. This will settle it once and for all. The best documentary there is. Spread it.
watch the official coronavirus statistics. you'll see that 8 people died in Australia since the crisis started 3 months ago
More people die every month of penis sucking accidents
Jaxson Phillips
>normal Mate, normal fucked off at Christmas time.
Jackson Mitchell
Not gonna lie, that's pretty tasty.
Dominic Parker
he confirmed it two nights ago at 7:40pm interview with ABC. I’ll find the link and time stamp. He specifically mentioned that includes foreign students. ABC presenter then proceeded to say asylum seekers should get it too because they are in such a hard situation already and deserve financial security too
Nolan Russell
Probably. It's just the healthcare card but red.
Aaron Baker
We are at millennium drought numbers for cattle and sheep (hint - they failed for feed the 4million people in Australia at the time) and our coming harvest is going to be the worst since the end of WW2 (where we had 8million people, but grew enough for 9million which was like party times). >tl:dr we've got enough food over winter for ~14million people >we have 27million people to feed
Connor Sanchez
You just made me miss Christmas, back when we were free men
Wagie is an old term newfag, think it was Yas Forums from memory. Stop coping. Nice spacing too there, plebbitorino.
This. New normal now lads. What's left of the economy will adjust to having what is basically a UBI. Shit like that doesn't go back.
Owen Adams
yeah man I've sucked loads and I'm not dead
Isaiah Howard
Yes exactly that, The sun goes through periods of how much it emits, it fluctuates, it’s currently been declining for a couple years, it predicted to go as low as when they had a “mini ice age” and the thames froze over somewhere between 2020-2025. If you look at anons crop haul stats you’ll see it’s already been going down the last couple years, this is because the sun is going into its low period.
All you had to do was the mental gymnastics in your head. If I'm a casual worker who earns minimum wage and the minimum hours I can be given is 3, then is the security of such a job even worth it? If it costs me $10 a day to travel to work and takes me money/time to make food, then who is getting morally shafted here? Unless I'm willing to get given a MINIMUM of 15 hours a week then I might as well be on the dole since I would save more money, spend more of my own time doing my own things without living so frugal.
I understand I earn less than the 40 hour a week wagie, but at the end of the day if the system can't support itself then how will the system be able to provide the support to anyone else that it requires from it.
It was just a ticking time bomb that neets had been warning everybody about for years, but it was always met with "HURRGHH get a job LoSER!" Those very same people who cannot practice what they preach. Just because you call it work doesn't mean it's work, it's an excuse you made for yourself so that society doesn't shun you whilst you break your back making another dime for mr. shekelberg.
I know what your saying and your right in a way but if half my customers lose their job theres no work also i still have to pay running costs which dont change much even on half work, its hard watching these drug fucks getting cashed up while i get nothing should have at least given everyone the $750 also dont fancy going out into the infection realm while they get to stay at home
Ah, might be because you're on Youth Allowance, I'm on Newstart. idk, I just got sent it when I switched to DES.
Asher Robinson
The little blip down in the 1970s had the world terrified we were all going to die because of an ice age.
Anthony Bailey
I gave up alcohol this month indefintely on the count of I'm having a baby in April. How fucked am I??
Christian Anderson
I think you mean centenary drought, and you're full of shit anyway.
Jaxson Hernandez
>allowed packet packet allowed*
Hunter Long
Free people, user. Free people.
Brody Reyes
Can someone edit in a gun could be funny
Elijah Hall
MARCH UNDER EMO GIRL NATIONALISM. If Saudi Arabia can dictate what women are allowed to wear then the time has come for a white country to do the same. BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS TOOK FROM US.
Camden Hernandez
There was an Indian security guard at my local Woolies
I could literally hold my shopping and pin him with one arm he is that much of a fag
