/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2472 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 382,383 (+3,601) ► Died: 16,568 (+61)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1,881 deaths ~~~
~~ who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/ ~~

>NEWS
China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

36 year old African-American female killed by infection
archive.is/mmdPW

Unemployment insurance claims spike in the US
archive.is/uhZi8

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

Hong Kong tries to go back to normal, "third wave" stops it
archive.is/M6D8D

>RESEARCH
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
archive.is/ZZanF

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

Virus spreads through pipes
archive.is/dTtfj

>REMINDER
Lebanon on lockdown, 6 million people
archive.is/W89ys

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/5MJW2

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713
youtu.be/60UGcXAW0qM
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ!GPJnEYZb
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>Dead: 16,510
lol, still only 16,510.
How many days has it been stuck at 16,510? Four days? Five days?

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Thread theme, this one is dedicated to the wasteland formerly known as Canada

youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE

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Would a "pinching" feeling in the ribcage area be a sign?
Never had pneumonia, let alone coronachan before so I don't know what it's like.

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they simply stopped reporting because no one can actually do it. theres probably like a few million left alive there. chaos erupted a week ago

Pericordial catch

I need a QRDl Is The Happening still nice and safe?

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SO. NEW.

> pink eye and disabled breathing, oh my!

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Are you ok America?

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REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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No

If you're reading this, you are now blinking manually

well duh

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Smoke em if ya got em

Rice niggers gonna rice nig.

twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713

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can i get a link?

Just how the fuck are we supposed to recover from this, lads?

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Whats for dinner lads

early bugspray for Mao Tsedung yellow niggers
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Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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Shits about to be fucked very hard. We didn't prepare for shit.

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

youtu.be/60UGcXAW0qM
Some music to fit the end of this civilization

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thank God for President Trump.
He realizes this virus is a meme and that's it.
Fuck New York and fuck california

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CoronaChan archivist here for the final time tonight.
Here's the full archive of nearly 1500 CoronaChan images.
enjoy all.
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ!GPJnEYZb

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
I'm not chang, i'm Stepan - the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.
Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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what do you guys even get out of spamming the same retarded pastas in every thread as soon as possible?

>why pump it?

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>of all shit that happens Kim Jun Un is the only Mother Fucker to Take this Seriously
>there will be a Time Southern Koreans will try their best to run to NK borders to escape hell but Kimmy want them dead too
>He and his people will be the last people on earth unless we nuke each other due to petty shit

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,145 (582) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 9,037 (120) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,493 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (10) Australia 2,136 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,059 (33) Brazil 1,924 (34) Israel 1,656 (1) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (15) Denmark 1,460 (24) Czech Republic 1,287 (1) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Pakistan 892 (6) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 766 (8) Chile 746 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (8) India 511 (10) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 501 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 357 (4) Panama 345 (6) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,411 (+29) South Korea +76 (+9) Australia +249 (+1) Sweden +13 (+6) Malaysia (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Romania (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Austria +19 Israel +214 Czech Republic +51 Japan +12 Pakistan +17 Poland +17 India +12 Philippines +39 Colombia +29 Taiwan +20 Bulgaria +1 Latvia +17 Hungary +20 Lithuania +8 New Zealand +53 Bosnia & Herzegovina +1 Oman +18 Kazakhstan +6 Georgia +5 Trinidad & Tobago +1 Uzbekistan +3 Afghanistan +2 Kyrgyzstan +26 Bolivia +1 French Polynesia +5 Jamaica +2 Madagascar +5 Aruba +3 Ethiopia +1 Suriname +1 El Salvador +2 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
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Anyone know why filters stopped working

>I'm very mad at China
>They didn't tell us about this
fuck off
we've known about this shit for almost 3 months now and the US didn't do anything to prepare for it.

they are (You)workers.

50 cents I heard

Everyone I ever knew is going to die, and yet I feel nothing.

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China

The shitposts have mutated along with the virus. Your filters, as well as your physical filters, are no longer effective.

they work, you're using them wrong

1% death rate & that's with limited testing

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>renewal of the world order.
It'll just be even more globohomo than before

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how are you faggots holding up? just woke up

this boomer is more useful than 99.9% of pol
youtube.com/watch?v=-60EvBSLulo

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>recover
Lets hope not. The greatest happening ever is unfolding before us.

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>spend several months in bumfuck nowhere for boring-as-fucking training for my job that won't mean anything in a couple months
>everything closes literally the monday I get back aside from grocery stores and post offices
>can't get license plates for my car since they took them when I cancelled to save money before leaving, no doubt just so they could make me buy plates again like a good little goycattle
>had to fabricate some legit looking temporary operating permits so I can drive around and pick up shit I need to fucking live

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Just made new one and the russian spammer is still there. Worked yesterday and for a couple years now perfectly.

thank you for adding that, it will disinfect the Zionists and their drones as well

Oy vey, think of the foreskins

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>tattoos
Gross.

Based

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pic related
i love you gary

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Fuck you nigger. If you arent boycotting chink products and smashing chink restaurant windows after this shit is over you have no right calling yourself an american.

This image is based...

One good perk of voting for Trump is he can make everything tremendous.

ummm guys?

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thanks lad

if you got corona and recovered, would you donate your blood to save some boomers?

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Russia and China must unite to make Korea United again under the leadership of the wise leader Comrade Kim, then end the war with Japan, and then subjugate the entire world. China and Russia are brothers.
Long life to the Asian race!

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Good general info but that "boomer" believes chinas numbers unironically.

Attacks the nervous system too. Mega based.

Squeak squeak squeak

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Then open your borders with China. Oh wait...

>Anyone know why filters stopped working
i just realized fucking 4chanx uninstalled itself 2 days ago and i didn't have any filters when i reinstalled. Anyone got the meme flag list for starters?

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Yeah cuz you faggots were busy with that impeachment shit.

true but even digusting whores activate dong

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Hey bros, I feel like this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=zdqpCVntcGs

Anyone from Baden-Württemberg? What the fuck is going in there? They screwed our statistics today with new cases

>limited testing
And they still found 10,000 cases

Maybe he's interspersing unicode characters to avoid the filters, which is a reportable offense.

I'd boom her, if you know what I mean

Has civil unrest set in in BurgerLand yet?

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Not donate, but I would sell it for $10,000 per dose. Fuck boomers

We will do this as soon as the epidemic caused by us biological weapons is over. After that, we will force the United States to answer for its crime against all humanity by our Asian Union.

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2/10 bait pic is shit

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>having bad day, barely slept, nothing going right, dog sick
>see smiling girl shaking boobies
>instantly brighten up and realize today isnt so bad and everything will be alright
wtf, imagine if guys had something with this much power

So, some experts are saying that the eventual mortality rate will approach 1%. I just realized that Italy, having lost 6000, already lost 10% of what they could lose if the whole country gets it, given these approximations hold. That would in turn mean that the actual number of cases is already at 6 million in Italy.

*Bonk*

Everything's more or less normal, we don't even have a lockdown order yet

I pity anyone who hasn't seen a woman light up with glee when she finally gets a proper dicking

Lurk for two years before posting again newfag.

And still only 582 deaths since Nov, flu kills 4k a month & has 10's of millions of ppl infected in the US over the season

We all know you like to posture and sling shit but in the end Ivan will drink himself to sleep doing nothing.

>toothpaste in charge of math
You're missing a zero

>the state of UK
>people ignore warnings
>police are cucks
Truly an example of the decline of the Abendlandes. Nothing but a fake facade and now it's all revealed.

I only watched after reading this and felt the same thanks user

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>almost 400,000 detected cases

holy fucking shit

You can have temporary plates on your vehicle. It just needs to be identifiable

Put some numbers on a piece of cardboard / wood

Thanks, user.

pastebin.com/kLhZe087

VMBO much?

thanks

Lombardy region has 60% of the cases, hug a chink day caused all the cases & deaths there

can someone spoonfeed me on what mask (if any) actually prevents corona virus with SOURCES? People keep screaming that they work, or they dont work, or the somewhat work and its very hard to determine who knows what they are speaking about with so many contradictory statements flying around.

25th of march is coming

Italy has less than 10k deaths. It's a meme disease and I won my bet
>inb4 MUUUHhh unreported cases
Prove it

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How can kung flu even compete?

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Is this virus a hoax