Girlfriend Made A Joke About Big Black Cock

My girlfriend just made a joke about how badly she needs big black cock while being quarantined. I asked her what she meant by this and she told me to lighten up, it was a freaking joke. I replied that it wasn't a very funny joke and that it hurt my feelings and made me feel differently about her and she told me to go fuck myself and suggested we take a break for a week or so.

What do I do about this, Yas Forums?

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It’s funny because this was obviously written by a NIGGER who quite clearly has a SMALL cock

>suggested we take a break
Thas rite whyte boi.

Rape her. Then kick her out.

>my girlfriend
Now we know you're larping

Spray paint yourself black, then rape and rob her

Lmfao dump her immediately and don't look back, she's cheating on you

Learn to grow your dick, pussy. You won't grow it big enough in time to save this relationship. But you can save yourself the misery in the future. So in the meantime, dump her ass, and focus your intention and resources on growing your dick.

Should I really, user?? Is it really worth the jail time? I do want to punish her and make her hurt as she made me hurt... but I also don't want to lose her.

You could joke about how you need Asian pussy because their titty to waist ratio is superior to her roastie self

Ghost her

Yes. It's worth it user. An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth.

Dump the nigger lover. Make sure to call her one too

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Uh hello, based department

Thank Jesus my gf is rabidly racist.

She is Asian though

She's a whore projecting. Leave her for an emo girl.
BRING BACK EARLY 2000'S ROCK
EMO GIRL NATIONALISM

Paint yourself in all black and fulfill her desires

Nice bait faggot having pics of varg made it obvious kys

Very hard to believe story, but I believe you.

> I replied that it wasn't a very funny joke and that it hurt my feelings and made me feel differently about her and she told me to go fuck myself and suggested we take a break for a week or so.

Very weak LARP.

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Oh then she doesn't actually want black cock and it actually was a joke

You should have known you fucking sperg

Fpbp not sure why anyone else bothered biting this low quality bait from OP.

Pray tell: why, and how?

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How old are you?

drop that hoe

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you have some fucked fantasies kid

should of slapped her instead of acting like a little bitch, congratulations you failed a shit test.
get a new gf any try again you retard

I'm 31. Why?

you should coof on her

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Put your dick in her anus show her who's boss.

Yup. A cuck story written by a kike nig

Take the meme flag off browny

Seems legit.

this is a LARP, but if this actually happened; don't, under any circumstances, let her leave you.

Call her a disgusting, degenerate whore that you'd never consider allowing to be the mother of your children, and to get the fuck out of your house. Never look back, ever.

How can faggots who have to hide their power level around the person you’re supposed to be closest to even compete. I read my girlfriend passages from Mein Kampf.

31? By God don't deal with the washed up slag

Tell her to go find whatever she's looking for, just make sure you've got all your shit secured and change your locks after she leaves.

Nice larp you literal black nigger.

these:
But mostly these:

Fuck bro, that gif almost made me cry. What the fuck man.

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Let her take a break with Tyrone and then you can father her kids

Nice larp faggot
God dam don't you people get tired of being this fucking lame.

>Meme flag
>Girl freind

should have made a joke about having a tiny white cock to make her lol.

Take a black sharpie to your penis while it is erect and then tell her you've got that big black cock she be craving.

Your former gf seems crazy, why were you with her?

> I don't want to lose her

thats your mistake right there, she treats you like a little bitch but you'll never be able to dominate her because you're too afraid to lose her, you are a cuck. also never tell a woman she hurt your feelings, jesus what a fucking idiot you are, go back to plebbit

Your girl looking for me user?

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kek

jelq your dick bro.
there's surgery too for bigger dick
Most women prefer 16-17cm dick (slightly above 6')

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You sound like a dumb bitch. Your girlfriend was just testing you and you failed. She's going to leave your ass now and if she doesn't, she's going to test you harder in the same way, probably by getting some of that black dick and seeing how you respond. If she doesn't get black dick, she might even lie about getting some. All you did was open your fucking mouth when you should have ignored her or told her you've fucked so many black women it was amazing, etc. GTFO here OP. Best thing you can do now is don't contact her.

The larping here isn't even good anymore.

lmao you just got your gf blacked

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Jesus you're a bitch. Grow some balls retard.

It's not so easy for me to get a gf. I have many disabilities such as social anxiety and bipolar. I am a nervous and passive man so women do not exactly flock to me also I ever work out and am quite slightly framed.

I'm sure you understand all this.

Call her a nigger lover then tell that nigger lover to get the fuck out of your house for being a nigger lover. Make sure right after you kick her out you call her parents and tell them that you broke up and kicked her out because she was suggesting fucking a nigger during quarantine.

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it means you should start dilating,
Eurasiantiger you big fat cuck
do you know that your asian bitches get bred by Whites all day around here ?
Hell they cant get enough of BWC
The last i fucked told me to Keep the condom off since she wants ARYAN dick raw in her, in hopes to not breed with Hapa trash like you

oh and sage just in case

Should slaped her at spot she said that. That muh feelz part is cringy

give her what she wants, infect her with aids and ebola

>probably by getting some of that black dick and seeing how you respond

Oh no that would be terrible I hope she doesn't do that

in high school, I dated an el salvadorian chick for three years. Went well until the very end, she began hanging out with this pint-sized Pablo at school, and I caught on. I already knew what was up, but one day when we were together, this bitch looked at me and told me, with a smile on her face that its a shame I didn't have curly hair, I'd look so good with "curly hair"

Curly, spic hair

That was a big redpill. I realized that no matter what, humans are attracted to members of their own race first and foremost. This girls biology was leading her toward her own kind, even if the guy in question was objectively less attractive and masculine than I was.

I laughed when she said that, and said haha yeah, thats a shame. I went to school the next day, grabbed that spic kid by the shirt collar and put him against a wall, and menacingly screamed in his face that I could kill him without even trying, and never to fuck with me. Did this in front of her, kid was shook as fuck. I turned to her and said "we're done, enjoy your curly haired pussy."

You should do a similar thing if this is true, OP.

If this wasn’t a larp, I’d tell you to literally drop her like a stone and don’t look back. Never let a woman tell you you’re going on a break.

This

>you should have ignored her or told her you've fucked so many black women it was amazing,
Nah. He should drop her like a bad habit.
>b-but she was just making bantz!
It was a red flag. Just like when a girl suggests having an open relationship.

did you play cards against humanity with her? i remember my aryanoid friend showing me that game and clapping like a circus ape when the “big black dick” card was pulled
absolute cuck

Based fpbp, checked

Dude I dont even know what to tell you. i feel so shit right now because I lost my 2nd gf to a black guy. fuck it man, what is the solution here?

You're not doing her right.

Same thing happened to me in my relationship. My girlfriend would joke about a threesome and having another guy, then she would always be looking at NBA players and following their social media accounts but not actually watching basketball, then she would lightly joke about black dick and talk about how white girls love it, I would just laugh along with her and assume she was joking. Then a few months ago after we had sex she rolled over onto her back and said "I wanna fuck a black guy". I was stunned, because this time she wasn't smiling, she was letting me know she was dead serious. I love my girlfriend, she means the world to me, my angel, my sweetheart, the girl I enjoy my hobbies with, so after a small fight I gave in and said we can take a break and she can do what she needed to, but I wouldn't be interested in a threesome or cuckold bullshit.

During my time away from her, I was watching so much amateur BMWF porn, and inserting my girlfriend into the scenes, it was hot as fuck, it started to grow on me. Eventually we got back together and I told her about how I wanna watch her lay with a black gent. She got really excited and agreed. This shit is like 3D porn right in front of you, it was amazing, the black guy who she had been fucking for a while was a pure stallion, made to sexually please and fuck a girls brains out. This guy easily had 3-4 inches of length on his penis and it was much thicker, on top of that he would last about 5 times longer then I could, it was incredible, I don't know where the fuck she found this guy. During the end of their session he put her in a mating press and pounded the absolute shit out of her until he came gallons inside her. I was shaking and quivering because I was so hot and bothered.

After this all I went home and never talked to her again, I deleted her number and all her contact info. Don't do it. It's not worth it man, she is letting you know early what she wants, cut her off.

You should nuke the relationship properly, by seducing her mom. It's easier than you think.

No, but... we were in a game store one day and she pointed to that game and asked me to take a look at it. It was the Bigger Blacker Edition, some cringe shit like that and she laughed and I caught her taking a picture as I was holding it reading it...

You failed when you allowed her think it was ok to say that to you, much less even think it. You failed further when you whined to her about your feelings. You failed again when you didn't immediately break up with her when she disrespected you and told you to go fuck yourself.

The whore doesn't respect you and will cheat on you.

Sever the relationship and kick get out immediately.

For the good of our race, and I'm not kidding at all, I want you to know that I'm serious: you should kill yourself.

Digits of truth. Fpbp

fucking hell, even the Pasta in this thread is shit.
Whats wrong today ?

you posted this to distract me from the coronavirus

I don't think you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy jerking off Jamal.

stop even talking about it, I'm getting disgusted

Leave this bitch, you already fucked up royally, and don't ever let it get this far with another one. If you're incapable of doing this, kill yourself.

tell her to have stupid fantasies about niggers.

Fpbp

It’s probably a cry for help since you sound extremely insecure and autistic

good advice, kek.

Tell her to self isolate somewhere else.

You failed to see through her silly game, she was teasing you. You cucked up though, instead of instantly saying: "no nigger dicks under my roof" and promptly hatefucking her, you got pissy and showed weakness.
It's over user sorry

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Kys

This, should have called her a nigger lover and if she got mad just use the same line she did
>it was just a joke lighten up