Just made this account:

Tell them the pancreas isn’t real.

This board makes me loose all hope in humanity for more than 15 years now but this takes the cake

Make sure you don't embarrass Trump!

Putting breadsticks up ones asshole is currently as close a cure for coronachan that we have.

based.

op is a faggot

Hey Mr Fauci. Got a minute to answer a few questions?

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You were wrong to have hope in humanity in the first place.

>loose
>15

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>temporarily restricted
They're already on to you. The first rule of pulling a LARP is not announcing the larp.

right
fucking amature hour up here jesaus christttt

>Actually reported this Yas Forums post and your twitter account to the FBI for impersonating a public official and providing false medical advice.
>op is a faggot
I want reddit to fuck off

Its like an entire generation of psychopaths.

thats been edited to remove many common words and get the long winded bio chem jaron closer together

but i still love it
(saved)

that dude looks familiar

Oh no, the CYBER POLICE

Get fucked cunt

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Might get in trouble during a pandemic. The rules are changing user, not worth it.

i have not so violently laugh at anyone for some time, maybe ever

good god
keep pestering law enforcement and you WILL get a response

what is this, reddit?

masturbation will boost your immune protection from corona

>>>/oven/

soitwouldseem.jpg

impersonating a government official is a felony

Shadow mosses was an inside job and I engineered fox die

you need to get over yourself and discover the real world

Stimulating your anus with hard objects causes release of antibodies and improved immune response in 10000 test subjects. This 10 year Canadian study might revolutionize the medical field says Dr. Wu Chang, MD.

I impersonate your mom daily and all I get is felons and BBC.

Repent

>Not Wu Hang Tang

Drink fish tank cleaner and it will cure the corona.

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fake and gay

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Ideally you should be tweeting good and accurate information until you have a sizeable following.

Start reading medical papers and do your own research. Come up with an effective treatment for the virus. Then post your results. That would be a really good prank.

This hypocrisy will continue indefinitely even if you point it out. The jewish collective unconscious will shape media until it is liberated or removed entirely.

just tweet out stats from WHO and the CDC showing that there is nothing to worry about.
there are plenty of parody accounts out there -not illegal
give voice to all the doctors that the MSM have been censoring

Niggers tongue my anus

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This would be fuckin great

>constantly complain about the MSM twisting facts and clearly having an agenda
>impersonate members of the government trying to clearly make up fake news
Pick only one, Yas Forums. Hypocrites like you make me sick, grow a fucking spine.

The only responsible thing you could do with this account is threaten a $500 fine for violating the quarantine.

That alone might actually keep people home and prevent them from getting people sick.

Otherwise you’re literally setting yourself up to be raided by the FBI.

EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS SATIRE. I DO NOT CONDONE NOR SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS IMAGEBOARD.

Any post associated with this IP is satire and should be treated as such. At no point has anyone associated with this IP ever condoned, encouraged, committed or abated acts of violence or threats of violence against any persons, regardless of racial, ethnic, religious or cultural background.

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

Now fuck off glownigger.

Phew, thank God user. I was about to come knock on your door and if every post you've ever posted on here was satire

Banned in 3..2..

threatmap.fortiguard.com/

This

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>FrisBERG

Fuck you, no kike "doctor" is telling me what to do

faggot

>those twitter shitskins aren't dumb

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name the kikes and tweet about the chink bio weapon flu.

This but unironically

Account already deleted lmao

Whatever you do DO NOT tell the people that you can cure and prevent covid by disinfecting your lungs by mixing bleach and ammonia then inhaling in minecraft.

Not cool
The funny Yas Forums pranks involve having stupid people do stupid things, like microwaving their iPhones. This however is legitimately wrong and fucked up.
You are going to get destroyed in court.

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