/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2469 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 381,755 (+2,973) ► Died: 16,558 (+51)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1,891 deaths ~~~
~~ who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/ ~~

>NEWS
36 year old African-American female killed by infection
archive.is/mmdPW

Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
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Spain run out of beds, puts patients on the floor
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Spain turns ice skating rink into a morgue
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>RESEARCH
Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Survivors will be immunocompromised
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
archive.is/Totbu

Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
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cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.5500251/canadian-trapped-in-peru-amid-covid-19-lockdown-worried-about-his-hiv-medications-1.5500258
twitter.com/DoctorFauci
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why contain it?

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

Happy Hunting

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how many days until the US finally collapses?
I say Digits and by the end of the year.

Can't believe argiefag is a fucking liznigger

Post beenz

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Thread theme, in memory of sweden
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REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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The local NPR station did a report on one of these when a member tested positive for Corona. It all fell apart. People had to call their employers to notify them they had been exposed. Half the people moved out. Now there aren't enough people to pay rent in the high priced neighborhood.

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Lol come and get it faggot

WHEN WILL IT END
WHEN WILL IT FUCKING EEEENNNNDDDD

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all this technology and brains and we still have a very poor understanding of viruses and bacteria
organic chemistry and molecular biology

Reporting from Estonia

0 DEATHS

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are you scared yet, boys?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,145 (582) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 9,037 (120) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (27) Australia 1,973 (8) Brazil 1,924 (34) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,460 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) India 511 (10) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 501 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 357 (4) Panama 345 (6) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,411 (+29) South Korea +76 (+9) Australia +86 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Mexico +51 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) India +12 Philippines +39 Colombia +29 New Zealand +53 Kazakhstan +5 Trinidad & Tobago +1 Uzbekistan +3 Afghanistan +2 Guam +4 French Polynesia +5 Aruba +3 Suriname +1 El Salvador +2 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
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uk has it the worse desu

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Just like Japan's irresponsibility has a chance to reinfect the world so will states like Florida and Texas re-infect New York. It only took one fish market size area to infect the planet.

Someone please explain to me how this is spreading faster than SARS if the Ro is less?

Also H1N1 was even lower than COVID and it seems to have spread far further

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Writing code is easy, but researching something as complicated and varied as biology is much harder

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actually you'll drown on lung fluid before anything like that would happen

Is there enough rice?

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Because the r0 is higher than that?

really? more then italy?

based. make sure that all eesti nationals get ICU space, you can dig a massgrave for the ruskies for all i care.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Spain (-6.74%) Poland (-6.35%) South Africa (-4.88%) Brazil (-3.61%) Italy (-2.57%) Russia (-0.67%) Switzerland (-0.05%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) France (+0.50%) India (+0.97%) Germany (+2.44%) Netherlands (+2.56%) China (+2.63%) Taiwan (+3.26%) United States (+3.44%) United Kingdom (+3.58%) Australia (+3.99%) Singapore (+4.03%) Hong Kong (+4.48%) Japan (+4.78%) Austria (+5.32%) South Korea (+7.22%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-28%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (-49%) Dubai (-29%) Moscow (-20%) Rome (-0%) Milan (-0%) Berlin (+1%) Munich (+5%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-2%) London (-1%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-1%) New York (-10%) Washington (-6%) Miami (-6%) Toronto (-5%) Chicago (-7%) Houston (-5%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-16%) Seattle (-4%)

>FULL LISTS
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thats shooped
some clever silly goose just cut the bottom off where it was obvious

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months because everyone needs it.

goddamn, poor people make me feel sad

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whats the rent for one of those cuckbunks?

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CANADIAN TRAPPED IN PERU AMID COVID-19 LOCKDOWN WORRIED ABOUT HIS HIV MEDICATIONS
cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.5500251/canadian-trapped-in-peru-amid-covid-19-lockdown-worried-about-his-hiv-medications-1.5500258
>Tooriram is a Canadian citizen, as are four of the friends he travelled with. One other is a permanent resident. All five are now stuck in a hotel in Cusco.
>Their flight for March 23 is cancelled, and Tooriram has exactly enough medications for 21 days.
>"I have enough if the quarantine is just 15 days and we get a flight, like, in the next maximum five days after that," he said. "But if that doesn't happen, I'm kind of screwed."
serves that leaf right for a. stealing our flag and b. spreading AIDS in our ancestral homeland

Over $1000 a month in the story I heard.

Anyone got a link to a site with accurate numbers? Using this map and its horribly out of date

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goddamn rich people make me want to kill them

If my lender goes bankrupt does that mean I own my house?

sleep tight

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twitter.com/DoctorFauci

Give me some good tweets to put out

Bread lines imminent.

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Sars killed people faster so it was contained just like ebola.

that too. It's too bad that Ivanka and her husband tested negative

yea i'm thinking BASED

China about to get refucked
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.

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>TWO MOAR WEEKS

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Yeah, we have shit tons of grain and corn stockpiled. Production should be safe since farmers are far away from population centers. Distribution on the other hand, might be a problem

>stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/coronavirus/missouri-man-who-licked-items-at-walmart-for-coronavirus-video/article_7bea6579-e5fa-5d56-ab60-0f210c2fe7d9.html

>WARRENTON — Police in Warren County have taken into custody a man accused of posting a video on social media of himself licking a row of merchandise at a Walmart while asking: "Who's scared of coronavirus?"

>In the video, it appears the man licks a row of deodorant at a Walmart about an hour west of St. Louis.

>The Warrenton Police Department said in a statement Monday that the man was taken into custody and charges were pending through the Warren County Prosecuting Attorney's Office. It was not immediately clear Monday what kind of charges police applied for against the man.

>"We have received numerous reports about the video from locals, nearby residents, as well as people from the Netherlands, Ireland, and the United Kingdom," the statement from the department said. "We take these complaints very seriously and would like to thank all of those who reported the video so the issue could be addressed."

they caught that faggot lmao

lmao

Probably about 14 days, or in other words TWO MOAR WEEKS

execute him

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>12 gallons of water, 2 32 packs of bottled water
>at least 10 pounds of brown rice, 20 of regular
>tones of oats
>x4 16 oz bottles of honey
>16 tins various sardines
>8 cans tuna
>2 tins of spam
>at least 30 cans of various meat based soups
>30-40 canned veg soups or just canned mixed veg
>5 12 packs of ramen noodles
>2huge boxes of pasta
>various medical supplies
How’s muh prepping

>a roll a day
is there a mariachi band inside of your ass?

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Why does it seem to be moving more slowly here than in China?
It's been 3 weeks since the first death and now we are at 24. China's death tally grew by 800 in the first 3 weeks.

Does anyone else feel a great vindication?
As if you've been living this way for ages and normies now have to understand what you feel like, and do, daily, because now they are forced to.
I don't even feel anxiety, money can disappear, value can die, everyone is equal now. No one will get their neetbux, the crash is certain, the end is here, this is the end of that story, we've arrived.
It's fucking based

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Have the actually weaponised this ancient meme?

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> being this retarded

>August 2020
>"Dear journal, this virus truly ended us all, yet there's still hope for a vaccine, I hope..anyway, there was no more food after my previous raid, I wish I didn't have to bash that poor old man's skull in but his time was near.
>Anyway, as I went hunting, I walked upon a beautiful woman who begged me to take her in. She looked innocent and fragile.
>Yet upon my discovery, she slit my throat as I slept then cooked my body and now consuming my flesh as she writes in this journal. Such a fool I was, though I do taste quite delicious to her and will feed her for many nights."

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>horsecock poster
>doesnt realize hell come and go just like the rest
I preferred oniposter more

>goddamn, poor people make me feel sad
I'm glad I've secretly got $80k in cash, $1k in banknotes (getting more and more) and did have $50k in etfs. I've also got leave and super/401k

0 fruit out of 10

>Why does it seem to be moving more slowly here than in China?
China's numbers have always been as fake as their GDP stats.

Canadian numbers are real but constrained by testing capacity and protocols.

imagine paying rent to live like that. Literally prison would be better

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Want to know what the scariest part of all this is...drumpf may announces china fucked us with a bioweapon and thus be forced to show resolve in retaliation to chinks. WW3 anyone??

They arrested the doctor trying to warn people. Who knows how long it was festering before we found out.

Reminder that there's an estimated 4 to 21 million dead in China alone.

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That's not scary, that's based.

Italy is way ahead of you, they are already calling officially that "China must pay"

Remember that the Chinese are the same people who eat bats and made this happen in the first place

I think I got it. Sore throat, coofing, and I'm tired as fuck. Today some guy from my neighborhood was diagnosed with it.
It's over.

>$1k in banknotes (getting more and more)
You should bulk that up massively in case we go to a Greek / Argentine scenario where the banks have to impose capital controls to avoid going under.

Why the fuck are retards licking everything? Did they forget other deadly diseases still exist

Then in 10 months they detain you into a forced labor camp with niggers and you get to live like a wagie for 5 years.

How's the Italian postal service doing?

That super is going to worth zero after all this

>100 rolls of toiletpaper
>8 35 packs of bottled water
>6 24 packs of soda
>plus a month worth of food in house
i live with two old people, so i'm not going out. I don't think there's gonna be another chance to get food, I live in a California suburban town.

>they are already calling officially that "China must pay"

sauce?

LIZ MASTER RACE

not even a good shop

what

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im not wikipedia, nigger

sauce please i hope this is true

Dead people can't cancel their phone service. Those are people's work phones being shut off.

you come for my house you yellow nigger

They may not be poor. ledditfags are incredibly easy to scam with made up sob stories. There were people begging for free stuff long before the virus.

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dumb larper

They are going to lace that vaccine with an actual bioweapon to subvert us, aren't they?

>plebbit
get lost boy

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>You should bulk that up massively in case we go to a Greek / Argentine scenario where the banks have to impose capital controls to avoid going under.
I am a bit.
>That super is going to worth zero after all this
I'm aware, my etfs are shit currently. If this has moderately ok end and I survive/am not crippled then I'll be fine but I know a lot of others aren't any where near as financially secure.

Is that the narrative now, Ling Ling?

>making jannies delete horsecock
>disturbing the board admin's WoW playing when they've all coofed to death
Ahem
MOOOOOOT

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I tend to think this way. Altough dead chinks is funnier

Normies are hurting fr I saw that some people have started to put up Christmas lights and are ordering furniture out of pure boredom.

>No sports
>No clubs
>No cafes
>No theaters
>No work
>No school

They're probably losing their goddamn minds.

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Or you know you could just wipe with your hand and washed the shitstain off with soap and water. Been doing this myself ever since this epidemic kicked off, feels great ngl

hot

didn't some of those faggots pay like a grand a month for some stupid jail cell bunk

can't you literally live for years with untreated HIV before you show symptoms?

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i cant wait for someone to try

I just saved a Hazmat folder and it was there.

>Pony content outside /mlp/

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>36 year old African-American
Just say American, they're all the same.

Chinks like being squashed together in massive crowds

>Remember that the Chinese are the same people who eat bats and made this happen in the first place
not true at all you bigot. it started here in this shithole country spear headed by that orange shitter.

Yes. Your money is to be saved below your pillow.

>Tooriram
Nice traditional "Canadian" name there.

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Got guns?
Make sure to take your multivitamins and balance your macronutrients - you look good on carbs and fiber, make sure to get enough protein. Also don't forget to keep your morale up with some snacks here and there, so you don't get exhausted eating the same meal over and over. Seasoning, too - I have a big bottle of Tabasco and it'll do wonders for a lot of meals

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Ting ting

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good

>only has 16 cans of dines
nice knowing you fren

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>tfw you got to live during the good times and wasted it all

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Dead chinks are lined up at the payphone in heaven waiting to cancel their phone service.

hells yeah brother

roll out rona raiders!!

youtube.com/watch?v=nWCSW-X3HsE

Oof.

? Most people use 4 rolls a day, 1 roll is modest

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All I see is a nigger crying over handouts.

CVG saved my life. But I worry the next big thing could be a shortage of food on a world wide scale.

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Terrible blur.

>it started here in this shithole country spear headed by that orange shitter.
>american flag

something is off about this post. are you chinese?

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