Go to tinder

>Yeah just not for me. Good luck though.
damn it hits so fucking hard.

Was waiting for this to happen but I don't use (((Tinder))). Godspeed faggot.

Kek!

Lmao that’s hilarious, not gonna lie. Hahaha

Based, roasties getting what they fucking deserve.

STOP. That isn’t funny, it’s actually kind of mean. Most girls already have worries about their self image, you don’t need to make it worse but making them think they look trans. That’s horribly mean :(

KEEEEEEK

No do one where you ask if they're cool with non-binary squirrel folk and how you exclusively eat acorns and brush your tail throughout the day. But play it straight and not as a joke.

I think we all can agree OP. You’re onto something. Keep up the good work

gr8 b8 m8

Fucking kek. Holy shit.

>be female
>go on tinder
>get hundreds, if not thousands of matches, for having a vagina
>worries about their self image
Retard

>hot girl

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OHHHHHHH FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!! YOU BETTER GET READY TO WAGE SLAVE FOR FREEE OP, HAHAHAHAHA. I GOT ANOTHER MESS FOR YOU TONIGHT. THOSE WEEK OLD MCCHIKENS ARE RIPPPING THROUGH MY COLON AT LIGHT SPEED *GURRGLLGLLGLLLLL* OHHHHHHHHHH, MY ANUS IS ERUPTING LIKE MOUNT ST. HELENS. PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT, BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP "drip" OOHHHH MYYY FUUUCCKINGGG GODDDDD. ITS LIKE HOT LIQUID MAGMA, AHHHHHHH MY CHOCOLATE STAR FISH!!!!!!GET THE MOP OP.TIME TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING RANCID, PUTRID SHIT FOR FREE NIGGER HAHAHAHAHA. I FUCKING LOVE CAPATALISM!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK:
Kikes
Niggers
Bugman
Kikes
Jannies
QANON
Boomers
Suck my dick OP, that shit wont clean its fucking self.
>TOM HANKS IS A PEDOPHILE FAGGOT!!!!!!!

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yes ye sye ys ey e ok so wasn't this a plan that was talked about, to hurt roasties self-esteem? I'm not sure I can do this because I'm too desperate for the few I match with, I have matched with tons before but after being inactive now I only have a few and just started I got banned from FB dating because I asked like 20 girls that I'm looking to impregnate them as a first-line, some liked but kikebook banned dating without even giving a reason

Atta Jap.
Checked!

Where do you think you are posting right now?

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Shut up whore. Women live life on easy mode. OP is being way too lenient with them.

Society pressures women to look good. It’s why they always wear make up and try to look their best. Trust me, even with all the matches a lot of girls still worry about their appearance. This joke is just mean, what if someone assumed you were a girl

lmfao

This makes quarantine pretty alright, user. Well done.

That would be a really nice compliment if someone said I looked like a girl.

>at this time

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Thanks, user. I needed a laugh.

Most guys do too but they either change their bodies, have it beaten out of them by an uncaring society, or become incels. Hope that helps buttercup. Post tits.

Fuck you.

Its not pussy though you retard faggot. Its dick

Yikes, transphobic much?

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>what if someone assumed you wre a girl
>doesn't realize like 60% of this board are trannies and this is their greatest dream

That’s bumble you fool

Either way it’s based

Game changer.

These transphobes. Absolutely appalling.

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teasing roasties KEK

There goes my hero

This is top-teir
Thankyou OP I needed a good laugh

Try not being vain.

nobody likes gay people bro. move.

she was biting him lol

Boo hoo faggot. Even more than guys, gals need to be offended and shamed. It's how they learn.

It's too bad they don't have hundreds of other thirsty matches willing to validate their ego.

should have left out the "horribly mean"

roasty or newfaggot? either way, fuck off

holy shit no fucking way is that really jeb! ?

lol reminds me of bloodninja
>i put on my robe and wizards hat

>(at this time)
my fucking sides

so simple yet so based

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good thread

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Chick with a dick spotted

Jeb's really upped his game since the election

AHH FUCK YOU BIGOT TRANSPHOBIC FUCKING MORON LGBTQ RIGHT MATTERS

Quiet, tranny

Do it. Turn the roasties on the trannies. Tell them men trust no one until shown vagene

holy fuck. chad alert?

Imagine being this much of a jewish clown
honk honk amirite fellow incels?

Relevant

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Yeah whatever dunce

Top kek user

Not everybody is a social media extremist, retard. Tranny acceptance is also going down. How embarrassing this must be for you.

simp?

>zion don making israel great again
>jeb beating down niggers in the street
we picked the wrong guy

omg more please

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Well, yeah; that's the point.

makeup is anti-male, it puts them at level where they're not supposed to be

Holy shit. And here I thought I was the only one doing this. Well done my dude.

Omfg is this shit real? Moar!

Did you make her prove it with crotch shots?

I tell the really hot ones (the omes that just there for validation anyways) they would be cuter if they lost a few pounds or if they have any hot friends.

Somtimes say a feature is off. Have your eyes always been non symmetrical? I like your nose i always been turned on by above average noses. Shit like that. Trans is a new one good stuff.

I tell the really hot ones (the ones that just there for validation anyways) they would be cuter if they lost a few pounds or if they have any hot friends.

Somtimes say a feature is off. Have your eyes always been non symmetrical? I like your nose i always been turned on by above average noses. Shit like that. Trans is a new one good stuff.

fed

>Society pressures women to look good
I thought women were all about resisting society's grip on them? Why aren't they fighting back against this then? No man would complain if women all over the world threw make up in the garbage bin.

The counter b8

Turning normies against trannies is what you want to do, retard.
Sorry, I am not looking for a drunken Irish whore (at this time). Thanks!

One more

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OP this is fucking glorious.

Tits or gtfo

Shit dunno why that posted twice

OP instead of what you’re saying you should be like “sorry I’m only interested in trans, since they’re better” lol

That one actually does look trans.

Is that the zodiac killer?

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This would get you arrested in the UK.

Thanks for the hearty laugh OP.

Show their pics lol

this is the BFG of negs

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Fucking kek despite her 100 other matches she will let this haunt her for weeks

If you're not putting a couple tinder roasties in their place every week you aren't doing your duty. My personal favorites are profiles that say 'roast me, I dare you' or something to that effect. They have no idea what they're in for, I have yet to find a single one who could handle the bants at even 50% powerlevel.

This lol

how is that a poem

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What happens if he hits up a tranny though? Kek

AHAHAHAHAHA this one is a tranny tho

Good shit op, remember to call them transphobic when they freak out

Shitty poem, let /lit/ write the rest.

That one is a tranny though

i think thats the joke

Does that bitch have a high and tight?

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Its all fun and games until you get banned from tinder :(

"(at this time)" makes it more impactful because they realize that it's competition for later. Kinda funny but I dont see the point. You're hurting random people, not just libtard women. I mean probably 99% of them are but still. There could be normal decent ones on there too

AAHHS AHAH LMAOO

>A little poem for you

Of course it doesn't rhyme.

KEK, God's work

This shit is funny

>just say you're not wanting to be with a trans person
>even leave the possibility open that you will change your mind in the future
>immediately throws out insults and writes a shitty poem
Zir will need luck indeed

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They will get banned for being transphobic

>(at this time)
top kek

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post or it didnt happen

Kek

This meme has potential to do damage. Keep it up OP, doing Gods work.

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should’ve replied that bitch is a gendered insult and ask if she’s implying it’s bad to be a woman

>that poem
KEKKEST!
Why did you scribble out the beginning of it?

My sides, this is the funniest thread on Yas Forums I've seen in a long time.

yeah im calling it based

you are a funny man op

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KEK DO MORE

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All of us need to start doing this

Oh shit this is genius, add this to the memescript

it’s so good because it sounds so sincere compared to a less imaginative “sorry not into trannies” or something. it sounds like how a soiboi would phrase rejecting a tranny

Theres no better way to bring down a women's ego than by shitting on her looks. More men need to do this.

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i lost my 500+ matches. I put in my bio that if they ghost me I'll ride around and look for them by checking the miles away they are from me until it gets to 1 lmao got banned shortly after fucking cunts

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>Hey are you pre-op or post-op?
>"W-Whaaaaaaaaaaatt haha"
>do you have a penis?
>"No!"
>Bye

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Remember to report them for transphobia after so they get banned

Based, if those women didn't hate trannies already, well they do hate them now.

You might be a faggot but thanks for the Kek.

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I could read threads and threads of this

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similarly, saying things to trannies congratulating them on their progress, but make the compliments as if they’re transitioning the other way. i.e., if “obviously” their MtF, say things congratulating them on having naturally masculine features and once their comfortable wearing men’s clothes they’ll definitely be passing. stuff like that.

this is the man leading our country in NOT getting a highly contagious HIV related disease

I tried telling someone I like natural looks with minimal makeup and they immediately took it as I am judging women for doing their makeup poorly. Worst part is I wasn't trying to get with her, it was a coworker and we were making small talk during work, wasn't even talking about her so she really had no reason at all to be offended.

Keked for a good five minutes thx user

True chad

>NOT getting a highly contagious HIV related disease
too late

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I'm ok with this

Bump for kek

Bait, but just in case...

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holy chit lol

>is grill
show bobs

OP you're standing on a gold mine please do more.

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>making them think they look trans
what did this racist, sexist, transphobic asshole mean by this?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY "LOOK TRANS"??
MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS WHO WEAR DRESSES ARE JUST AS VALID AS REAL WOMEN!!!

Oh and do remember to ask if they're post or pre-op.

Fucking based

Yikes, imagine being transphobic in 2020. I’m sending this to r/cringe and reporting you to the reddit moderators for your hate speech

Women already hate trannies, they just don't say it out loud. I will always support trans girls because they are men and ultimately it is men going into women's spaces and bothering the fuck out of them kek.

>she's offended
transphobic fuck

That is definitely a dude

post a bigger pic, this actually looks like a dyke or trans

post more please

I matched with this milf on bumble a couple hours ago, what do I say

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Checked and keked

See if you can get one to kill herself.

Just start asking how big her penis is.

lmao my sides. Make this a general!

fucking based op

Fucking kek you just know this shit is gonna stay in their heads for quite sometime.

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Bump

Pre op or post op?

good for you i guess?

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KEK

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Better figure it out retard

"Hey listen, IYou're pretty good at taking pictures, but I would appreciate if you were a little more honest about your gender."

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