Boris Johnson tonight announced a lockdown plan to stem the spread of the coronavirus in the UK as he told the nation to stay at home. People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes:
>Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible. >One form of exercise a day. >Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. >Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary.
Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on: >Meeting with friends. >Meeting with family members you do not live with. >All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals. >All gatherings of more than two people in public.
The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings.
To ensure people comply the government is also: >Closing all shops selling non-essential goods. >Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship. >Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.
Obligatory: Oi, bruv, u gawt uh loicence for that stroll, mate?
Benjamin Reed
Tommy Robinson kicks off at some brownies after they cough at elderly people and give old women a black eye. Police being cunts as per usual. youtube.com/watch?v=-1M9hXxKZzg
>returning to the norf was the best moment of my life hopefully i'll never have to
Sebastian Williams
China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.
You know it these same cunts who were cheering on globalism "for the greater good" are the same kind of people who will also support martial law "for the greater good."
These same cunts tell you how to live AND how to die.
Levi Smith
You couldn't handle bazza and dazza anyway lad
Colton Watson
My car broke down the other day so now I cant even drive to Sainsburys. Gotta wall all the way to co-op on the other side of the village. Don’t know if I’ll make it without being stopped at a gestapo checkpoint.
I wonder if these new rules apply to Americans? Because where I live they easily make up at least 1/3 of the population.
Call a fucking mechanic. They will be happy for the work and an excuse to get of the house. Make sure you have a couple of beers to share as they mend your car.
Benjamin Davis
I am not. YET.
Christian Lee
>virus has stopped me from doing a group presentation actually based virus
Evan Brown
My Brother is front line kill squad. Already seen off 3 coronas.
The money people have all sorted out their funds. All resting for when this is over. Globalisation will be back on track next year and their losses will be covered by tax-payers as per normal.
Austin Walker
do japan birds like british meat
Jack Fisher
Oi m8, where’s ya fresh air loicense?
Brody Peterson
We didn't fight for our freedom so we lost it, things are never going back to normal
Justin Fisher
All licenses are revoked
Owen Martinez
I'm more english than any of you retarded britmutts
I did and they’ve ordered a new battery. But will it arrive? Also the MOT runs out on the 29th so legally I will not be able to drive it unless it gets out through MOT again and passes. Don’t know if the garage will be open to do any if this.
Jacob Richardson
Thinks Mr Bean is quintessential.
Joshua James
Get ready for Nanking ROUND 2
Logan Clark
I am sure if you steal a batery from your neighbours they wont miss it for the next three weeks.
Evan Morales
God fucking dammit, I look a lot like this mutt homosex.
i think the government has realized over the past week that this disease is a lot more dangerous than china made it out to be
Anthony Nelson
You're literally brown you mutt.
Camden Edwards
I am. I work on site in Westminster. Boris is saying Its vital I stay at home and avoid gathering with one other person but it's OK to gather at work. I am confused.
Charles Jones
Don’t mind me lads just going for my fourth exercise today.
>Police being cunts as per usual. No they weren't. Tommy left his children unprotected in the car just so he could go off and fight some pakis when he could've just left. He's a fucking manlet with an ego problem.
>martial law Do you have a fucking clue what you're on about lad? Martial law is direct military control of normal civilian shit.
Landon Perry
>could have just left >'not my problem bro' This is why our homeland is turning to shit
Jackson Flores
ello guvnr jus' on me way to visit Chantelle at 'ome i iz givin 'er sum xtra elp wid er homework me an me 20 mates, 6 feet apart innit. ewe shud b lookin out for dat tommy fookin robinstein raaayciist innit.
