/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2468 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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Almost forgot to do this before midnight.

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OH GOD IM GOOFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Thread theme, in memory of burgers
youtube.com/watch?v=hZY5DBmgC_A

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10th for CRT modulations in the nanosphere

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Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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I'll assume her underlying condition was diabetes

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

I love this argie bread

youtube.com/watch?v=vYvy0KSeUeM

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Almost all the experienced ethnats I follow from here and the states are calling this a nothing hype burger, almost all the media outlets that have lied every day for the least twenty years are calling it an apocalypse.

Have a guess who I'm believing.

guys?

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Fuck China

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
I'm not chang, i'm Stepan - the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.
Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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Don't worry. Pakistan will save you

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Kill all the bats!

i would have thought india would be ravaged by corona, seeing the poor sanitary conditions, and crowded spaced.

Does living in filth make you immune?
Is that why you shit in the street?

They're just hiding gang shootings by blaming corona

Reminder this virus will be used to take away your civil liberties, and replace currency into one world currency.
And you'll be begging for it.
Clown world 2.0

Seattle here, CIVIL WAR WHEN?!

Please do not post images like this, Yukari does not deserve such torture and Miho is too kind and wholesoem to do such a thing.

Even though this is a nothing burger, thank you guys for existing.
Much more funny than syria general.
Too many incest jokes but still.

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Can someone post the webm of the guy sitting at a park bench while a chink bitch rubs her spit all over it?

LOL let me just take those of this medication Trump prescribed me.

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23 March data

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This

Where the movie list at ?

Remember the movie "Inferno" starring Tom Hanks? With a virus released in Venice, Italy, "the perfect place to start a plague"
Weird...

re: 's numbers

America is about 370 million. 20% is 75 million. 5% of 20 million is 3.7 million potential deaths.

However I do have a question: How many of these would have been people who would have died from something else that year? Would these have been people who would otherwise have died from Influenza? Heart Disease? Or is there evidence to suggest this will be an entire aditional death toll?

I think the maht problem we're going to be missing here is how many of these people would have otherwise died that year. Now we can't know that for sure but there's a strong case to be made that their other symptoms are just as lethal.

Just wait until someone leaks it to Breitbart that the person who infected the nursing home was an illegal alien lmao
Trayvon martin level happening

>it was her idea
>she didn't die
>her husband died
>no idea of doses, not even looking up online what the difference might be.
>willing to bet the bottle says 'poison do not ingest' on it.
This cunt murdered her husband. She saw an opportunity and she took it.

He shouldve been rubbing her splattered brains over it

Faction meetup when?

if it meant totally destroying China, please do this again

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LMAO who's going to save them from our nukes though ?

Has soembody compiled sisterfister's posts yet?

Yep, we're clearly superior.
Indians are the next stage of evolution for humanity. Wanna suck on my genes?

>Too many incest jokes but still.
you can blame your fellow burger for that one.

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>lol look how small it is
>people are panicing over that?
my father whenever he hears the death toll

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Did the US really just add another 2k cases and 24 deaths in NY just as the day rolled over? I'm starting to think this flu season that's hitting the US harder this year isn't just flu.

>africans are not immune
of course not, as evidenced by the rise in cases in Africa, who are a few weeks behind the rest of the world.

+ spring break

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Just spreading the good word. If any of our asian friends have experienced an act of racism related to covid-19 don't forget to make a report.

>asianpacificpolicyandplanningcouncil.org/stop-aapi-hate/?fbclid=IwAR3JVKlK6InoJIVAS2brulW7EGgoVTSPsbiwZxQ16TyRgD4F5VYXI8gTqD0

>blocks your Trumpbuxx so Jews can get bailed out again.

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i listened to half of the shitty audiobook...but yeah I keep thinking of it.

Does anyone have the screencap stating Italy would show us the real numbers?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

>Trump said take your fish cleaner

based.
Pakistan will probably fuck itself in the ass given how they're being bullied by the chinks for not repaying the loans they provided to them.
Chinks are already enslaving paki girls. It's a matter of time before they come for pakistani men.

> Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit
kek
just admit you have documents from USSR era that will be used to blackmail china if they dare to do anything wrong

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Riots, food shortages and looting imminent!

news.abs-cbn.com/business/03/21/20/meat-processors-group-warns-of-shortage-of-their-products-by-mid-april

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It's fucking happening bros! Where were you when Yas Forums was right about a happening for the first time?

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based retards

Based Charlie. Go outside, meet people, share food and drinks and have a good time! This whole this is just a big fucking nothing. You'll be fine.

Smiling buddha. Super scary

If this thing is so fucking bad and deadly, where are all the images and videos out of NY, Cali, and WA?

Fucking big ol' nothing burger.

Every day until you understand it.

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You motherfuckers are seething right now arent you

loading my guns and planting perimeter defense

good to see

You dont take antivirals until you have the virus.

Pakistan's 2 friends China and the US were keeping it alive. Once they leave, who's going to save them lmao.

Literally MURDERED by TRUMP

corona veerus: i habs killed muh 487 peeps

jim jones: hold muh koolaid

just the flu shills BTFO

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>3.7 million potential deaths
that's just year 1
unless a cure or vaccine is found, it'll hit every year, wave after wave until nobody's left

coronavirus will reach the 200k deaths of the swine flu so fucking easy.

Just wait TWO WEEKSNwe need Martial law now!!! Save me daddy government!!!!

Fuck off leaf

hope you filipino vermin all die like the filthy worms you are

How many future zoomer shit deaths are we expecting from America in a couple of weeks?? The extermination of the mutt race

spamming this in every thread doesn't make it true

just a big nothingburger. stop shilling this shit.

you better take control of those nukes pretty quickly!

>numbers say virus is spreading worse
>trump says it's getting better and we'll be at work again soon
>Yas Forums says not enough people are dying for it to matter
what do I do

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Sure hope so.
Otherwise this will have all been schizo for nothing

She's almost in the top 5. I'm so proud of her.

>JUST WAIT
JUST WAIT
>JUST WAIT
JUST WAIT
>JUST WAIT
JUST WAIT
>JUST WAIT

Always fucking waiting then nothing fucking happens.

gotta kill all the chinkies

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Overloading the health system is going to kill a lot of other people too and having too many people sick at the same time is bad for the economy.

>P*namanian calling anyone else a mutt
Top kek

Nah man, there just isnt many people interested in traveling to India. No tourists to transport the virus

>Pakistan
>China's friend

kek
more like
>Pakistan
>China's Dog

Meanwhile in /bpg/ (black plague general) 1347 #7 edition:

>'tis nought but boils, you damned sodomites.
>I didst heard it was the rats
>Hmm, latest research fom Pisa is suggesting fleas may be the problem.
>fucking bugs, man
>Leave the fucking rats alone Chang, we all know it's you godless demons that are to blame
>Repent, good burghers, for the end is nigh!
>Faggot, 'tis the end of the world as we know it, this will end feudalism and launch europeans to unheard of heights of glory, we'll colonise the World!
>Oh look it's /bpg/'s village idiot, you probably think the world is round, huh?
>Aye, as long as we don't let the jews back in.
>We should have closed the (((Italian ports))) when we had the chance. Fucking (((merchants)))
>My good sir, Titus should have just finished the fucking job properly. Fucking (((genoans))).
>'tis a naught burgher, deaths are down in Florence for two days now. Apocalypse cancelled. It's ogre, lads.
>Hahahahahahahahaha! Apocalyse sodomites BTFO.
>It's over, this will kill up to 50% of the population, blow the candles out, lads.
>Good folk, I have a cure, a friend of my cousin's friend said ten hail marys and is now fine.
>Fucks sake, 1st Century solutions for 14th century problems.
>Die, demon heretic spawn.
>Burning at the stake is too good for you, science user
>Haha apocalypse burghers rekt!! Get back to the fields, peasant filth.
>Breaking news, gentlemen, 5 more deaths in Verona, what now naught burgher faggots?
>"Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry"
>-Ecclesiastes 8:15.
>wait, what, so you're saying we should keep going down the taverns?
>idiot, what is "quarantine"?
>Hard to be happy when you're full of boils because you went to the tavern with your mates, user.
>Thou ist a complete idiot, go home and read a chinese scroll.
>Fucking Chinks, man.

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how did we hurt you today?

>took it to prevent it
lol retardo

If pakis get it, you are getting it, along with iranians.
You vastly underestimate what the chinks are capable of to women and those of other races. No doubt, you are sucking on the same jew hollywood propaganda regarding racial 'images' same way you try way too fucking hard to be black LOL
Better wake up before you get to know first hand what the globalists have in mind for status of CCP and chinks for their version of new world order. Many a indian girls and middle eastern women also will be nothing but exotic cum dumpsters to those who truly know how to enslave others.
Clock is ticking, and india is still delusional even if modi knows better.

youtu.be/nhsF7Csninw

This ad just appeared idaho tv broadcast

Followed by another vaccine ad

Buckle in, Snowflakes.

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Blowtorch chinky dinkies the way they blowtorched the sweet little pupperinos - unremorsefully

Unlikely to happen here
But if it does, it does.

Buy ammo

Trump went full retard and went for the MUH HERD IMMUNITY meme. You fatass americans are gonna die first.

Ah Shit. Hope you know how to fight degenerates out there.

The good news is greta thunberg can legitimately complain about her future and dreams being taken from her now

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Mandatory quarantine for out-of-state travelers

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Why did Trump prescribe this if it doesn't work?!? I had 20 pills of the stuff and took it all after being exposed to a guy coughing nearby. They were expired 5 years ago but that shouldn't matter.
MY KIDNEYS HURT SO MUCH I'M PISSING GALLONS OF BLOOD WHY DID TRUMP DO THIS TO ME!!!!

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topkek

Guys this shit is seriously scaring me now. Coofers are spreading to northern Texas and paper products are sold out.

I thought it would stay contained to Asia, but I guess our clown world doesn't know how to use borders correctly.

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I like you simply because you're not a massive faggot in regards to China.
May you designate our streets next.

Go to bed trump

>we hit 40,000 today
>reminder that once we hit 150,000 we begin triaging and mortality will jump to 6% as we run out of ICU beds and deny all critical cases
>this is in four days
>once we get to 230,000 we'll hit 20% mortality as we won't have enough ICU for serious or critical
>that's only in six days
>in ten days we hit a million
Gentlemen, it's been an honor shitposting with you

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Aheading to? Tripulation?

I think you mean Nancy.

The agreement was modi and india gets to clean out muslim extremists and fifth column in india, along with full control of kashmiri resources and soverignty to secure india's borders and domestic security situation.
pakistan has been complicit in many crimes, and they have agreed to negotiation of completely taking their hands away from anything of the sort and existing in return for not interfering in india getting everything back on track domestically.
No nukes will fly between india and pakistan, unless chinks instigate something with pakistan to do so.

america already has millions infected and if not already it will in 1 week. and after that its a matter of time until the entire population is done. april and may is when shit hits the fan

USA is fucked, get out of there while you can. Go back to Poland or Switzerland or some other whiteoids ruled nation.

Point still stands. Ab inhe kaun bachaega :D

I'm just looking forward to him opening the country back up.
Bench that faggot Fauci and let's get back to work

Mortality rate isn't that high anywhere, even China.
There's no need to larp, shit's bad enough as it is.

bretty good, thanks for the laughs

Is whether or not things reopen even up to orange man? The decisions to close things have been being made on a state level

>Trump hints about herd immunity
>..Which would flood the hospitals and send shit into chaos

How would this be the better fucking option?

>Ab inhe kaun bachaega :D
Hum log ;)

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death rate is already 40-50% in Italy, Spain, etc. This is the deadliest disease in the history of mankind, even with modern medicine it really cannot be stopped. The Black Death only killed as many people as it did because of a lack of understanding of medicine or germ theory. Had SARS-2-CoV hit in the 1300's, humanity would have went extinct. It's still very possible this makes humanity go extinct with how many people die, it becoming endemic, male infertility in male survivors, etc.

>science sodomite
to replace christcuck.

They are under your control anyway, if they get stolen, they are 10000% going to Iran, so your SF should act before ours does.

>this disease in hospitals will get worse if we don't have any more hospitals to go to.

Lol multi layer marketing.
Pyramid scheme for panic niggers.
Amazing stuff

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it's been fun, burgerbros

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THAT FUCKING HAND IS WRONG

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I just woke up because I felt cold and went to bed early (about 23:00 GMT). When I went to sleep my elbow felt a bit stiff, but now my biceps + triceps feel tight and have dull pain. I can only describe it as feeling like your arms would 2 days after doing 2 times your maximum number of pushups.
Anyway after waking up I decided to take a shit. Nothing strange, however I couldn't smell my own shit. Normally I can smell stuff really well, like being able to identify smells and sense them in small amounts. But after wiping I literally had to put the paper 3 inches from my nose to smell anything, and even then I couldn't pick up that methane smell you normally get.
I also noticed that I have to breathe deeper than usual. Right now if I take a normal breath im fine, but if I expell CO2 and take a deep breath I dont get the usual feeling of increased oxygen.

I'm just typing this shit out so that anyone else can recognise the signs if they have them.

I should also mention that I had the loss of smell thing 2 weeks ago but it was not as servere. It was more of a change of smell.

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mortality rate is 10% in italy and theyre having their hospitals overwhelmed. you can expect at least that as hospitals in america get overwhelmed. 13% of people who get this need to be hospitalized according to new york data and if those people cant get oxygen most of them will die

Don't tell niggers that, I saw a few of them walking out in the street thinking that they were immune, this is a golden opportunity to let nature run its course.

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Nothing wrong with purging about 10-20 million off of our population in urban centers, given that they are all shitskins.
This will work out in our favor as long as people follow common sense and limit risks.

>a virus infecting the entirety of a population
>ever
no
life is not like a video game
it is nigh impossible to get EVERYONE
Spanish flu was one of the worst plagues in human history percentage wise, and it only managed to get 25% of the population

>Italy reports 602 new coronavirus deaths
shiiieeett

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dude have you not seen Italy's death numbers

>county waiting until monday to announce lockdown so everyone has to come into work one last time

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Wanted to buy a gun but all these regulations meant I didn't have enough time to get one. Might have to pull daddy's connections and convince him to get carbines and shotguns illegally.

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Come on we need the meat of this. Who's behind it? Commies? ISIS?
I came here to find out because one of you knows.

New day, new count

You better take care of your shithole Thomas, Paki's are already fucking your state to hell and back.

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The mortality right could easily be 6% without medical care.

I wish it would do that. Unfortunately not enough black people are fat, and sickle cell isn't that scary even with the flu added to it.

whatever dude you know what i mean, 80% or whatever the fuck people say

who is he quoting?

Has it?
Has it really?

>believe in CCP numbers
Might as well call (((CNN))) your jewish school master. Fucking fools, man.

good bye user

If Italy's numbers were bad they wouldn't be lying about it.

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>It's just malaria bro
>Its just AIDS bro

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I heard reports that half of the dead in Stockholm were ethnic Somalis. Also heard that a quarter in UK were Muslims. Right now it's more likely to target ethnic minorities because diseases spread best in cities, where these people tend to live in high density.

Fuck china. they brought this upon the world.

Watching night of the living dead (68), Jim beam honey. Comfy as fuck. Thank you Coronachan!

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BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP
wotcha gonna DO
wotcha gonna DO
when you get the WUHAN FLU

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Does anyone recall these stay-at-home orders happening during the H1N1 pandemic? I don't remember half of these measures being pulled during that time.

Why?

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Who is in lockdown and drunk

I am not just talking about urban degenerate niggers.
A lot of curry niggers, shitskins, muzzies, and spics too plus chinks.
So many that need to be purged.
20 million plus deportations and visa limitations should do the trick.