>tfw haven’t seen or touched a woman in 8 days
I can’t fucking take this shit anymore. They can’t expect us to stay in longer
Tfw haven’t seen or touched a woman in 8 days
Justin Kelly
Samuel Lopez
>8 days
hehe yeah m-man me too hehe only err I mean wow 8 days so long hehe.
Joseph Taylor
try three years fag
>inb4 "try 24 years haha"
it's not the fucking same. I would prefer to be a virgin rather than having fucked a beautiful women and never getting the chance of doing it again in my life
Josiah Butler
Are women squishy? What's it like?
Chase King
I fail to understand why some men are like this. They will marry and divorce and marry three more times and still be too dumb to know they're being played by the pussy.
Grayson Jenkins
Just fuck a hooker for fucks sake
Brayden Price
So, you’re a virgin?
Nathaniel Garcia
hookers here are expensive and shit tier
i mean you can basically choose between ugly shitskins that'll give you aids, or fat dumb feminists who think they're independent women for selling their pussy and want you to pay high fees, use condom, pay everything etc...
i have to do a trip to europe and visit some brothels when this corona shit is over
Joseph Hernandez
It was worse for me. I was having a super hot time with this girl, and she was sucking my dick, but then she got a text and said she had to go before I could cum, and it feels like I’ve been blue balled ever since. God I wish I could’ve cummed in her mouth I want her warm tongue licking my head
Parker Garcia
yes, i'm three years old
Thomas Sanchez
As an user that is socially competent and has has many girlfriends and sex several thousand times i must say women are fucking annoying and horrible to spend extended periods of time with. I prefer hanging with my two best bromans and taking psychedelics with them and exploring the innerverse. Having a DMT party tomorrow to celevrate our first successful synthesis of the sacred chemical.
Josiah Young
Amateur.
Wyatt Carter
So to be normal you have to go out and touch strangers?
Nathaniel Nguyen
When I was 25-26 I’d go to those little places that say “massage” with neon signs , get a massage and jerked off for about 70 bucks
I wasn’t getting pussy at the time , but I was tired of beating off. After that I got another girl to fuck
Landon Butler
>tfw have to fuck wife
>tfw haven’t been able to fuck the DD coworker in over a week
Asher Ross
Sounds gay desu
Daniel Cook
....
I just realized that I can't go to Chinese massage parlors in my state anymore
As of today quarantine just started
Wtf
This isn't funny anymore!!!
Im really gonna do it this time!!
Asher Diaz
Damn , ya I was fucking this Brazilian who is married , that you nick ?
Samuel Taylor
Was at a party and a drunk chick was hanging on my shoulder and laughing at all my jokes. Most action I had in years.
David Murphy
Ya bro I’d imagine those type of places are closed. Strip clubs are closed. You could try there if they open again. Those girls are loose for cash. But it’ll be more than 70$
Jonathan Fisher
>$70
Must have been a while ago
They demand $60 tips most places these days
In addition to the $60 massage base fee
Thomas Myers
These threads should be mandatory every night.
Daniel Wright
if you can afford to. The corona economy is fucked dude.
Henry Morgan
Should of taken her to the can user.
Pro tip : if a girl ever puts her hip onto your hip casually or playfully , she is trying to send you the ultimate signal. She at least wants to fool around.
Xavier Lee
I was gonna again in a week once I got paid
Im really mad right now...
Hope I can keep my mind off of it for the next few months
Gonna lose it if not
Noah Reyes
depends how fat they are
Robert Anderson
Phoenix Arizona they have a bunch. I got base massage 40+30 dollar tip. I think they thought I was cute or something. Cause I’m actually a handsome guy. I bet they get old crusty muh fuckers that really can’t get laid a lot. So I probably was a relief walking through the door.
Owen Reyes
girls are desperate these days, how hard can it be?
Ethan Clark
>exploring the innerverse with bromans
gtfo r/ddit fag
Tyler Hernandez
Just beat your meat brother or go no fap and start working out instead. I’m right here with you unmotivated to work out too much. Just push ups in my room before bed.
Joseph Collins
Shit bait user.
Isaac King
>shadman
Angel Edwards
Some of them are really hot and good, though. If you do your research and use something like ter. And get viagra or something so you don’t mess up.
Easton Mitchell
All breasts and ass are squishy
Breasts moreso
Feels like warm soft bags of warm jelly
Zachary Jackson
funny enough she was my friends, friends-wife. He was sitting across from us laughing at how hammered she was. We were cracking jokes about her hitting on me.
Nicholas Garcia
Weak simp alert!
Dominic Hernandez
cashier chequed
Samuel Martinez
i have never touched a woman ever
Gavin Miller
it's annoying not living with gf during lockdown.
Grayson Miller
Gross haha
Liam Robinson
coomers btfo
Evan Perez
In my county, they are saying I cannot travel outside county for work until April 20.
Ryan Barnes
Yes they mostly get old fat dudes
Im young and good looking too
Enough so that one asked me out
But she didn't charge me any less
Chinese think of money first
If you got $70 in the last 5 years it must be a regional thing
They just keep prices on par with each other and as long as none of them go lower they can all have high prices
Though I think here they all have some sort of coalition keeping prices high
Gavin Fisher
Oof maybe their swingers man trying to get you to join their sexcapades bro.
Andrew Howard
Just take the coomer pill, user.
youjizz.com
Landon Turner
I haven’t touched a woman in two years
Logan Torres
>tfw 30 no kids never married
>tfw don’t see myself as a father
Ya I better start making some more money for retirement so I can just go to Thailand and live like RVD in the 80s
Charles Ortiz
Jerk off and calm down. Or just go outside, this isn’t s big deal. Quit being a fucking pussy.
Get a girlfriend or a wife before the next pandemic. Those of us who put the effort into competing for the top female in the pack are living comfortably now. You shouldn’t live in denial and listen to the sick liberals, telling you to “never commit” and “wait for college” and then “wait for your 20s” and then “wait until your 30s.” That’s why their wives and girlfriends are ugly feminists, often sterile, who were banged and discarded in their prime. And that’s why our wives and girlfriends are top shelf material.
No more excuses, get your act together and get a decent girl.
Gavin Butler
I'm 28 and still a virgin. I've never touched a woman ever.
I did however had my first ever two dates last year with a catholic girl. It didn't go anywhere because I'm too awkward.
John Gray
Awkward is state of mind
Break it with going out mooorree
Hudson Reed
>hookers in Argentina?
I fucked two gorgeous Argentinian women in Hollyweird in my youth. Can’t believe hookers could be worse than that. Betcha I could find them.
Parker Diaz
fuck this culture, hope muslims take us over
Jacob Jenkins
Pretty soon if this gets serious, men will get the pick of the litter if they have their shit together.
Juan Hall
It's not my Brazil friend.
Jacob Long
shit...
Jack Gray
I shagged some roastie i met on a one night stand about 8 months ago and banged her a couple of times.
I don't care since then, fuck em
Nathaniel Wilson
>coalition keeping prices high
Is called a cartel. What Jews excel at.
Gabriel Brown
>having a wife or a girlfriend in the apocalypse
its like you want your survival to go straight into zero
Ethan White
Just do it
Yolo
You’ll probably regret not doing stuff like that when you’re older and you get to know who you really are by breaking the mold and stop putting sex and pussy on a pedestal.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Imagine being a fucking coomer.
Charles Murphy
Wow, explain last sentence.
Levi Ross
I haven't done anything romantically with a woman since around this time in 2013, and even that ever happened due to luck.