/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2467 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Based Gary

I was too late. kys shill.

Estimates, only 18k dead were tested

Short stonks now.

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Glad you're still with us gary

CHINESE VIRUS IS RACIST. STOP ATTACKING ALL ASIANS FOR THIS. IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE.

Why the fuck would you ask this on Yas Forums of all places? Don't you have peers or something?

Based incoherent doctorposter.

For anyone curious, this is apparently how Lombardy has been treating their coronavirus cases (pic related).

unibs.it/sites/default/files/ricerca/allegati/1568-covid19-vademecum-20-13-marzo-2020.pdf

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imagine raising a family of 16 kids on a farm and still not having enough food or even $1000 in savings

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I'm sorry I called it a nothing burger. please forgive me. i don't want to die. oh god this can't be happening

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Newfag spotted. It is pasta.

How long until things go back to normal? I’m thinking May.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,145 (582) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 9,037 (120) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (27) Brazil 1,924 (34) Australia 1,895 (8) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,460 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 501 (33) India 500 (10) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 357 (4) Panama 345 (6) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,411 (+29) South Korea +76 (+9) Australia +8 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Mexico +51 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Philippines +39 India +1 Colombia +29 New Zealand +53 Trinidad & Tobago +1 Afghanistan +2 Aruba +3 Suriname +1 El Salvador +2 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I suggest you fuck off with your fakery.

Just lost my virginity dont care if winnie the fru kills me still had sex and no virus can take that away

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=-UftRfo3WZE

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The majority of Americans don't have $400 for an emergency

What if I told you argie is more important than gary

how are the poos doing?

I concur.

Fauci won't take Trump's shit much longer.

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>back to normal by may
People actually believe this holy shit

>twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/1241857598778900481
uh burgers? your women are thirsting for the Spanish BVLL
lol

based
Imagine if the nohappening tards had just taken their money out of the market instead of trying desperately to stop a necessary correction.

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>How long until things go back to normal? I’m thinking May.
There is no "normal" after this. We're coming out the other end to severe recession if not outright economic collapse.

>it was her idea
>she didn't die
>her husband died
>no idea of doses, not even looking up online what the difference might be.
>willing to bet the bottle says 'poison do not ingest' on it.
This cunt murdered her husband. She saw an opportunity and she took it.

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0 cases

they're Australian

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1224661041495212032

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the biz images were a nice touch

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Calling the writefag to finish his story.

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Our religious hospitals are top notch. I would want to get transported there than our level 1 trauma at the moment to be honest. And don't get me started on county hospitals. And when I mean stupid I mean like not wearing gloves and touching foreheads then just walking out of the room to run to the next case. The nurses on the other hand are incredible. You have a feeling too that this thing is going to get way worse?

welp

April 2nd
Screencap it.

My dad is spreading Lysoform every 2 hours around the house.

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Israel used Palestinian and Syrian prisoners ordinarily used for organ harvesting because the donation of organs is prohibited in Judaism, to cultivate the SARS-Coronavirus. Then the disease was infected onto US Soldiers who then transmitted the disease to China in hopes of crippling the Chinese economy.

Left-wing terrorists maintained the spread of the Coronavirus crying racism to stop the closure of the borders, whilst globalist capitalist fear-mongered to the government about a failing economy. The only people we have to blame are ourselves, we had fair warning about the existance of SARS Coronavirus with the 2003 outbreak.

It's the Jewish Virus, not the Chinese virus.

You are entitled to the truth and the truth is not free, nobody owes you the truth.

I am starting to believe in HCQ. If the path of the decease is to have Corona attack you lungs and after your immune fights it off weakened as it is get the natural body bacteria to infect and kill you then it does make sense for HCQ to work, killing those bacteria. Of course HCQ is immunosuppressant and does nothing to the virus, but taken at the right time when the immune has fought the virus could help with recovery. If you can't fight even the virus you die anyway.

The reckoning is at hand, nothingburgerfags.

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Give her a lethal dose of morphine and call it a day, brah

IDK man but I'm really getting the urge to start hitting roasties up on Tinder again. My extreme risk aversion caused me to stop because I didn't want to get Corna Chan from a roastie, but pics like yours and this incredible horniness from being locked down is driving me a bit insane
>inb4 just use pron
>inb4 just jerk off

Nah boys, that's not how I roll.

Did they? It has never been confirmed
Again, that's an estimate
By September this will also operate on estimates which will be a lot higher than the official numbers

>FUTURE MARKETS
Spain (-6.74%) Poland (-6.35%) South Africa (-4.88%) Brazil (-3.61%) Italy (-2.57%) Russia (-0.67%) Switzerland (-0.05%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) India (+0.47%) France (+0.50%) Germany (+1.27%) Australia (+1.77%) United States (+2.54%) Netherlands (+2.56%) United Kingdom (+2.72%) Japan (+2.89%) Singapore (+3.09%) China (+3.27%) Taiwan (+3.36%) Hong Kong (+4.53%) Austria (+5.32%) South Korea (+5.92%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-28%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (-49%) Dubai (-29%) Moscow (-20%) Rome (-0%) Milan (-0%) Berlin (+1%) Munich (+5%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-2%) London (-1%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-1%) New York (-10%) Washington (-6%) Miami (-6%) Toronto (-5%) Chicago (-7%) Houston (-5%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-16%) Seattle (-4%)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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turns out Niggers are dropping from HCQ as well.

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CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

CHINA GOING BACK UP
>INCREASING NUMBERS LAST 4 DAYS

>Israel used Palestinian and Syrian prisoners ordinarily used for organ harvesting because the donation of organs is prohibited in Judaism, to cultivate the SARS-Coronavirus. Then the disease was infected onto US Soldiers who then transmitted the disease to China in hopes of crippling the Chinese economy.
>Left-wing terrorists maintained the spread of the Coronavirus crying racism to stop the closure of the borders, whilst globalist capitalist fear-mongered to the government about a failing economy. The only people we have to blame are ourselves, we had fair warning about the existance of SARS Coronavirus with the 2003 outbreak.
>It's the Jewish Virus, not the Chinese virus.
>You are ****not**** entitled to the truth and the truth is not free, nobody owes you the truth.

sorry

he's going to call trump out on fox news and get fired. calling it now

Nice digits

Gary will be the last standing human on planet earth

kek this bitch still gets me every now and then

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"experts" say that this is gonna last 18 months, what are the chances of this virus slowing down and then another outbreak on november happens close to black friday, people get afraid of money and then boom, new currency or way to pay, id2020?

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Die chink.

NOT entitled to the truth.

you are the light in the darkness of my life gary

>if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening.
Good thing zoomers don't know what these are otherwise the pasta wouldn't work

>May
What year?
2022 seems more real.

yeah but they're blaming the rest of the world for the "reinfection"

>go back to normal?
user, this is the new normal.

based. Did he write anymore? And what does he mean by "Changing my idea"

Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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Not just you

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Yes, much worse. We had an increase of +196 in two days here. 1/6th of them being Children. I swear it is mutating to infect children. A 7 Month Old is in Crit/Stb here.

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

>CEOs are bailing
>it's a nothingburger, tho!

Depends, will this become and endemic disease?
Are the nothingburgers right? And we are just having and episode of mass hysteria aided byt he media?
Will constant outbreaks force governments to quaratine every season this hits?
Will the second wave cause mass amounts of death like with the spanish flu, but leave us with herd immunity?
Or will this just slowly kill people off , cleansing everyone with compromised immune systems?
Honestly i have no fucking idea?
I'm just a passenger on this ride.

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Nothing. Stores are refusing cash.

China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
I'm not chang, i'm Stepan - the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.
Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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November is more realistic. The total death toll will be well under 1M.

pfft i bet that 7 month old has a pre-existing condition

I'm going to the gym tonight and you can't stop me

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You just posted this with a leaf proxy

It is a nothing burger but these threads are pretty funny

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48 hours, max.

How fucked is the US now that Trump is refusing to do anything?

Nothingburger?
H1N1 levels? Doing it just right?
More than a million cases by mid-April?

you sound like a fag dude
ruled by your base instincts

o m g

all these retarded lockdown restrictions over a fucking FLU. It has been one week of this nothingburger shit and I am already losing my fucking mind here.
THIS IS SO BORING. Oh no....some Boomers are dying. The same people who would die from a flu. OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!
Fuck me, you people are fucking stupid. I have fucking had it already.

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Nice, hope more are on the way.

Wake me up when the world is ending

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If we aren't back to normal by August we are probably not having an election here

Those are all foreign people they quarantined coming in.

Oh I could, I'd just have to hand you a fifth of Vodka and tell you "come drink with me comrade" and you wouldn't go. I guarantee it.

Based china, how the U.S. ever compete?

Just go outside then user :^)

FAKE NEWS!
opindia.com/2020/03/kenya-pastor-drink-dettol-cure-coronavirus-viral-news/amp/

I just want to say that I'm in the process of collecting almost all of sister fucker's posts just so that children of the future will be able to see the story of the user who fucked his sister because he couldn't stop her from sleeping in his bed.

proofs?

No, this is the last he posted.
I think he was going for the 'stay' option before

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WAKEY WAKEY

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Is it true that asian hookers are free of charge now if you let them coof into your mouth?

>A 7 Month Old is in Crit/Stb here
Damn dude. Luckily I haven't seen any THAT young yet. One of our middle schools got hit pretty hard before they decided to finally shut them down for a few months.

Boomer dad comes home from work saying about the drugs being used to fight against corona-chan "hydroxychloroquine, chloroquine & Z-Pak (azithromycin)" What can you faggots tell me about these drugs?
kgun9.com/news/coronavirus/arizona-man-dies-wife-hospitalized-after-taking-chemicals-to-protect-from-coronavirus
Oh I live here in Arizona and the boomers here are fucking retarded

The problem with the virus seems to be that a large portion of people require ventilators to survive so if they all get sick at once more than expected could die from the pnuemonia complications? At least that's what I can gather based on the concept of needing to release strain on the hospitals.

>How fucked is the US now that Trump is refusing to do anything?
He's basically saying that he's holding out a week before considering changing back CDC guidance. New York will be a horror show before then, so he'll have to back down from it.

300 million dead by Christmas

#Trumpandémie

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>don't jerk off
>don't watch porn
>ruled by my base instincts

Fuck off incel.

Aren't they always free of charge? I've had Asians pay for me on dates when I was in Singapore

Holy fuck Halloween 2020 is going to be awesome.

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If you want me to play on your team, nuke her cpu tomorrow.

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>screen cap WITH the pastebin
What a bro, thanks dude. I don't think he'll be on tonight since he's usually here by now. I doubt that one claiming to be him during the sister fucker thing was legit because he would've updated us for sure.

>Costco will not allow returns on high-demand items like toilet paper, water and more

Source: today.com/food/costco-not-allowing-returns-high-demand-items-toilet-paper-t176417

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It's almost like Trump has access to data pertaining to hospital capacity and load thus far.

Nope, none. Completely healthy baby boy.

Thanks, Satan.

The youngest that I heard about(Nationwide) is a 2 Week Old. If it is passing from Mother to Child, vaginally. God help us.

I'd instantly smash any girl who was dressed as Corona Chan, not even gonna lie.

I'll warm the bench.

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How do I find out my blood type without donating blood?

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>Doster says she has only been able to give Emmett Tylenol because doctors told her ibuprofen and breathing treatments could worsen the symptoms of COVID-19.

does this mean they can't give him steroids like you would give a baby w croup?

Ultra fucked unless we get people wearing masks on normal basis to slow the spread.

May is when the shit gets real. So far we have seen nothing. In May a lot of people will die. After that the dying can stop and things can get back to normal.

Please post them in a mega or something, id love to see em dude

Steroids make it much worse.

>If it is passing from Mother to Child, vaginally. God help us.

lol, brainlet

You wrote that 2 hours ago. Kek you won't do shit.

There's a shitload of boomers+qoomers outside of Bill who really want Trump to get rid of Fauci. They blame him for fearmongering, tanking stonks, and "overhyping the flu".

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There will be no normal. Not the way we used to know atleast. Media has been downplaying this from the beginning, until local transmissions were secured. Now they are pushing narrative that maybe only 18 months, if we are lucky and have scientific breakthroughs. So I would prepare for at least years of new normal, before we get to see the endgame. Nuclear war could shorten our misery, and the repeating infections of course.

Godspeed herder

Lmaooooooo

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Still smell bad

Bring back Spanish Waiter!

doodle

yawn you've been saying that for weeks now.

I don't drink.

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oh noooo

Why would you return them tp doesn't go bad?

Businesses here will temp close for 2 weeks max before they start pushing the govt to ease up on lockdown.

Not just boomers.
Fauci needs to stick a shotgun in his mouth

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Yes. NSAIDs/Steroids could worsen COVID and help ACE2 binding.

There were reports slipping out of Wuhan about possible Mother-Children Transmission.

I want to fuck those fat elves

>Mother to Child, vaginally. God help us.
I don't think the user's will understand how bad this will get if it's true. This shit is going to stick around for a very long time.
>2 week old
I can't imagine the depression when reading the test and it coming back positive. I seriously hope its a fluke case

so everyone with asthma who is taking asthma control meds is only gonna make it worse?

But Albuterol/Levabuterol is ok if you have an asthma attack?

Will it ever be announced that this was a bioweapon released on humanity?
What will happen?

>be richfag
>flee city for summer house to area with fuckall for medical infrastructure
>live life as if it's an early summer vacation instead of holing up at summer home
>locals hate you even more than usual thanks to stripping local stores bare of food

Place your bets on when the Hamptons becomes Thunderdome 2020.

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Start injecting yourself with random blood.
If you're fine after 10+ tries, it means you're probably AB.

Everyone in these threads will die before the new year, prepper or not.

You need serum with antibodies, you don't need to donate blood at all, it's actually easy to get in hospitals