Executive Order 2020-21

I got followed by 3 cops on the way home and those weren't the only ones I even saw. They're waiting until right now to start pulling people over. I feel like were becoming a dystopian state in the matter of hours.

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ah-bloo-bloo

They're not gonna arrest you you retard

I only have a bowel movement once every 4 days. What the fuck is wrong with you?

we on lockdown now

1 roll ever 2 weeks

so you can only leave your house to CONSOOM

No but they can ticket you

bump for michigan

Thanks fren. Were in this together

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>I got followed by 3 cops on the way home
take you meds, fren

>typo
*your

I wish I were kidding. Its a small town, about 10k people. State police have those big red lights on their cars so theyre hard to miss. Got followed by one everytime I pulled out of a store drive

We need some state cop user to just tell us what the rules are. What words we need to say so they let us go about our business and only arrest blacks.

"take meds"
prove you're not a fucking shill. I'm tired of those words being thrown around here.

>civil infraction
>misdemeanor
which is it then

My factory in Constantine said you need a "work pass" so the local cops will let you go if they pull you over. Never seen anything like this

I work from home and am basically a hermit. To say my lifestyle hasn't and won't change is actually an understatement. The only difference is that I'm trying to find out which shitty website will actually deliver liquor to a residence in Michigan and what quantity they require as a case to get the lowest rate. Going to meijer last week was weird; I can deal with it.

What the fuck are you doing that makes you use a toilet paper roll in one day? wtf is wrong with your body, do you fold it 10 times before a wipe? how is it possible to use an entire roll in a day

it's copy pasta. You get this one respectful post. After this, it's all insults.

I have $21 to my name.

1 roll for 1 day
yikes

What sort of work do you do? Meijer has been a shit show for the last month so I've just been going to Walmart.

website

I think you're using toilet paper wrong. Do you wipe your ass on a side of it and toss it?

I’m scared fellas

Welcome.

how the fuck do you use 1 roll a day?
do you have IBS or something

why one roll a day do you all have diarrhea or something?

1 roll a day? You're not supposed to eat it (OP).

copypasta
Insults will follow.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

WTF who needs that much toilet paper. You're not meant to bloody wipe while you're still shitting retard. Get the crap out then wipe. How the fuck could anybody use a whole roll in one shitting. How many times do people shit in one day to need a roll a day? The fuck are people eating?!

How much do you shit bro wtf

I literally use less than one square per day.

I use 4 rolls a year

this autistic guy actually corrects himself when he makes a mistake on Yas Forums

tru virgin koran vs chad amrican

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Feel for ya brah. All over a big ol nothin burger.

248/48393fag reporting, just went for a comfy nightwalk around downtown. Tried to take some pics; but the camera I took is ass. Saw a few cars, most driving like tards, otherwise quiet(not normal). The 7/11 is open for business though.(1/? the pics really are ass.)

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That's what's bullshit about this. Essentially a police state type lockdown and crashing the economy over fucking what? 53 Deaths? Who gives a shit. Fucking over people's lives over a big nothing.

Near Detroit? Good luck my man. You ready for the chimpout of the century?

Top zozzle

>One roll a day
God I'm so glad my digestive system is completely fucked and I generally only shit once a week a 12 pack will last me 3 months.

Detroit is like 40 miles from me. We will stop the niggers before 275. Every town west of that highway hates niggers.

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Kill yourself because you waste time on fagchan instead of figuring out how to fix your situation.

248/birmingham I assume? Kike.

Yeah man. It's fucked. Least these dickhead governors could do is send you a check if they're literally prohibiting you from working, lol

There are like 20 apes in 49097. I'm confident stores will remain unlooted. Still, I wish you luck my brother. Hope you're well prepared.

I can collect 352 in unemployment. Better than nothing unless I can go back to work.

Buy Kleenex, decent substitute when necessary.

It's almost like they've been planning meticulously to do this for decades and this was just the perfect opportunity to bring it out. -cough cough- Event 201 -cough cough- Rockefeller Foundation Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development.

Stop shitting so much.

bump

>one roll a day

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