Aus/pol/

>no phone appoints anymore
yay, now they can deny my claim without telling me!

>job seekers
it’s dole seekers.

>Canberra at 39 cases now
>basically 90% of the population
Getting scared..

you should die to Corona-chan just for residing in Canberra like a boot licking poofter

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Language is a virus from outer space

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it better be scomo and his mining and banking cronies

Exactly, especially when the government is reducing the 20 job searches down to four a month. Reapply for job seeker ASAP if you're on student payments.

we need a teacher to die desu, shit will hit the fan big time and that death will solely be the fault of scomo

They're extending it to students you dumb fuck, thank the Greens and vote Greens next time.

How long before crazy people start rioting

has anyone noticed you cant share the webm clips of chinks doing intentional infection bullshit.
Like the girl at chullora or the girl in america who wipes her snot over a chair.
What absolute subhuman insects.

reminds of this
youtube.com/watch?v=2aMFTsYE_lo

How long until angry Aussies can go to the big igloo against the trash imported into this country?

They need to just instantly approve all applications and get rid of job search requirements. If people were lying about income or assets they can be punished later. Just give me my money

Rather live here than in Sydney or Melbourne cunt

>DON'T GO TO THE OFFICE, GO ONLINE
>apply online
>make a mygov
>now link the centerlink
>now provide a CRN
>oh you have to go to the office

I already see why centrelink gets so much hate.

How could the government not foresee putting a million people out of work, then giving cash handouts to welfare recipients would lead to this.
Like it took three individual ministers to make a fuckup this bad, health-economy-welfare

Different clothes nigger. They should all be shot on sight all the same though.

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been stuck on this for more than 20 mins by now

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they have MyGov, which is unsuitable for more than 50 people at a time to be using during out of peak hours and then they wonder why it doesn't work when a million people try to use it.

They literally cant figure out the reason.

>lose job
>have to sign up with centerlink.
>my gov piece of shit website not working.
>finally get in. can't see centrelink section or payments.
>job agency section glitched out and saying I need to apply for 20 jobs per months instead of 4.
>can't call agency, can't call centerlink too busy.

>be me on dsp
>get smug about my free $1500
>jobseekers about to get free $6000
>mfw

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if ive been Youth allowance for 6months now do i automatically get the payments and doubled up rates

SUNNI MUSLIM ARAB SLAYERS allegedly accessed the loading dock of supermarkets in Granville, Auburn, Bass Hill, and Lidcombe and "stole multiple packs from the Granville and Auburn stores".
Auburn supermarket had been threatened with a knife.
FUCKING PISS WEAK ANGLO CUMSKIN BABY RAPING CONVICT DOGS THIS IS HOW SUNNI MUSLIMS ROLL
WE FAMOUS NOW BITCHES
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8145309/Sydney-Woolworths-toilet-paper-robbery-Manhunt-thieves-stores-broke-into.html

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As someone whose been on Centrelink for 5 years it is amusing to see normies deal with it.

Flush Liu down the loo.

twitter.com/rhi_stevens/status/1242285106053566464
>Huge lines of motorists trying to cross the WA border on the Nullarbor before the self isolation rule begins at 1:30pm today.

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YoU'rE gOnNa GeT tHe
CO-RO-NA VI-RUS
MaKeS yOu CoUgH
aNd GaSp FoR yOuR
BREATH
tHe OnLy WaY iT eNds Is WiTh
DEATH
YoU'Re GoNnA gEt ThE
CO-RO-NA VI-RUS

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it's a trick. noone will get it because noone can access the website or get help from centrelink over the phone.
being in dept is preferable to dealing with centerlinks constant fuck ups.

working from home and doing as little actual work as possible because fuck working for you dole bludgers

Into your rage cage sandnigger.

>as a pathetic loser on the dole for five long years I derive perverse satisfaction watching well-adjusted taxpayers navigate mild bureaucracy
kys faggot worm

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Find by me as long as you are still paying a healthy tax rate Wagie

is that eating world?

fuck i hate modern webpage coding
this mygov website is complete trash
instead of just being a page with forms, it's separated into half a dozen different sections that need to load and if any one of them fail, it redirects you to an error page where you can't just click 'back' and try again

the phone makes you enter all your details and direct you to the appropriate section BEFORE telling you lines are busy and to try again later

Actually, isn't it because of emergency powers granted to the Minister of Families and Social Services under the Biosecurity Act 2015, that Anne Ruston has used this power to extend the stimulus package to Australian students, otherwise it wouldn't have ever happened?

I'm fairly certain the Liberals intended to give Aussie students fuck all and slip Chinese students massive backhanders, as well as giving 1.5 million foreigners on Visas access to the $550 fortnight payment as well.

The mygov is just the universal service link.
Eventually they will migrate all the services to it.

But you can't do shit on the Mygov site except manage services you already set up.
If you want centrelink linked to it- you have to already have a centrelink account

SOCIAL DISTANCING
EVERYONE GO TO THE SUPERMARKET ALL AT ONCE
EVERYONE GO TO CENNO ALL AT ONCE

We desperately need authoritarian leadership, someone we trust enough to just get shit done by pointing their finger

I hate new Aus/pol/. I miss the old days before glowies infested every single thread. I miss threads that used to start at 5/6pm instead of being almost 24 hrs because ASIO has nothing better to do.

But most of all, I miss dinnerposting.

Whats for dinner lads?

GUYS THE MYGOV SITE HAS BEEN DOWN ALL DAY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE LESS BOMBARDED DURING LATE NIGHT CUZ I WAS GONNA GO LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT WHEN IT WAS UP BUT NOW ITS COMPLETELY DOWN AND I DONT WANNA GO INTO CENNO ITSELF CAUSE THERE ARE SICK CUNTS THERE ITS LIKE THEY WANT ALL WELFARE PEOPLE GATHERED IN LARGE CROWDS TO KILL THEM OFF OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Seppos Will never understand the spirit of the rambling rover

Are they coming to WA or SA?

im not the one who's going to be writing your performance review, better keep the bossman happy

Praise him

>otherwise it wouldn't have ever happened?
After the greens petitioned for it in parliament, while the ALP did fuck all as they weren't willing to fight on any of their points. Just as usual though, the ALP are a bunch of cunts that get nothing done and that's why they never win.

Centrelink should be operating 24/7, take on extra staff, and set up temporary centres at halls or basketball arenas and shit

Fuck lazy government employee niggas

I'M SO FUCKEN BORED

>Seppos
you repugnant trash make my lip curl
an entire misbegotten continent of nothing but sunburned, drunken, pink niggers

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Smoke ice

They're not sending their best.

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wagies on cravie to be a slavie watch

I can't fucking believe they shut down parliament for the next 4 1/2 months.
Fuckers must be planning to abandon the country and flee overseas soon.

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Do you think Centrelink has the management ability to scale up that quickly? It's been gutted to hell intentionally and now that's blowing up in the face of the LNP, they did hire more staff but without weeks of training they're effectively useless and just redirect most calls to the trained staff.

>Police are appealing for the public's help to find a pair of alleged toilet paper thieves in Sydney.

>On Sunday night, the men allegedly accessed the loading dock of supermarkets in Granville, Auburn, Bass Hill, and Lidcombe and "stole multiple packs from the Granville and Auburn stores".

>multiculturalism is marvelous and adds so much value to Australia

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7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/non-citizens-could-receive-virus-payments-c-759724.amp

Backpackers gonna get our dosh.

What's a matter, wagie?
Life not so clearcut now that you don't have mr. bossman to please?

Looks like it was a heck of a party

It's all gone to shit so quickly

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the site is a glitchy piece of shit and it doesn't have the servers to support even 100 people logged in at once.
they need to fix it's servers or noone will be able to get paid.
maybe this was always the plan. act like you'll be paying in the crisis then deny everyone payment due to technical reasons and block off every single avenue to resolve it.

youtube.com/watch?v=s96drQkfpPI

Not only do the Chinese students take jobs that could go to our young Australians, now they're going to take money from the government.
No income testing too, meaning those with millionaire Chinese parents can get it too.

GUYS PLEASE HOW DO I LODGE MY DOCUMENTS BEFORE ALL THESE IMMIGRANTS AND BACKPACKERS DRAIN THE WELFARE COMPLETELY FROM ME A NATIVE

BEANS NIGGA
Or they could fix their dog shit website

Mates come on over to the /ausneets/ board on endchan if you want to make some new friends. We have a good time over there.

pretty sure

$1500 on top of what you already get cunt.
We're not voluntary neets

silver linings.
welcome to centerlink, let me be your guide

It's designed to deal with the human equivalent of spam

>maybe this was always the plan
Never attribute to malice, that which can be attributed to incompetence.

Fuck

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nice try asio i dont want to get put on even more watchlists

KILL KILL KILL KILL IN MINECRAFT THATS MY FUCKING MONEY FROM MY GOVERNMENT NOT TO FUCKING BRAZLIAN BACKPACKERS AND RICH CHINKS FUCK OFF CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

what exactly is the other option? let them starve? you can't send them back

>Or they could fix their dog shit website

they know it's broken. it's broken on purpose.

>Census night
>Tax filing day
>sign on for neetbux

they want it to be a horrible experience to be able to sign on. they've made it even less horrible than ever before just so more normies dont see just what it's like in reality.

Caravan boomers BTFO

piss off tranny

I can’t do the captchas there

I WOULD RATHER THE GOVERNMENT PAY FOR FLIGHTS FOR THEM TO FUCK OFF THAN FOR THEM TO BE STUCK HERE LEECHING OUR MONEY THAT AUSTRALIANS NEED

Ah, the change must have happened yesterday mid-day, and that's why no websites have updated with the information yet. I guess Labour is just taking a backseat to all of this.

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Looks like
Best restaurants closed there already anyway

It's not ASIO, it's just NEETposting.

Nobody gives a fuck about politics

Bro they have been cutting staff for the last like 4 years.
Claims department is basically one dude and a jar of caffeine pills

This
The real politics goes to 8koon, the neets go to endch4n

>Be me
>Backpacker
>Gonna get a visa extension for free
>Gonna get free dosh from the australia n government
>Gonna live the neet life abroad
lads, I think I made it.

start the boats

ballarat is getting its corona on now fuck mne

I don't think putting people on flights is a good way to prevent the spread of the virus desu

I will fucking kill you when the lights go out

Not our problem when they're outta here.

you guys got fucked by the chinks during the gold rush and now fucked by the chinks yet again

Videogames, cunt

Imagine if this wiped out all the abos

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When the grog runs out

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and when the plane w/ people on it comes back to australia in the compromised plane?

Let them chink out.

this larp sucks mate, notice how barely anyone responds? brainstorm something better you fuckwit

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>no house of reps or senate
Martial law when?

Relax, they won't get shit, never did

The staff can get tested and isolate, it's better than what we're doing right now with incoming flights.

youtube.com/watch?v=NIgt7fS5N9A

in case you missed it last night

YOU CAN SPRAY IT DOWN OR LET IT SIT FOR A COUPLE WEEKS YOU FUCKING MORONIC NIGGER CHINK KIKE FAGGOT CUNT BITCH FUCKER

dump them in NZ, what are they gonna do about it?

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Dry your eyes, princess.

PLEASE GUYS ALL THESE POO UNI STUDENSTS BACKPACKERS AND CHINK TOURISTS ARE TRYING TO GET ONTO MYGOV LIKE ME WHY CANT THEY FUCK OFF TO THEIR COUNTRY AND ONLY LET AUSTRALIAN CITIZENS GET IT IT WOULD SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM FUCK ME IF MY DOLE GETS DRAINED FREOM THEM THERE WILL BE MASS RIOTING AND POLITICIAN DEATHS IN MINECRAFTR

I honestly think everything would be heaps better if all Muslims died.

If I had a pepe stabbing screwdrivers in his ear drums I'd post it

add in lebbos, chinks and poo's

i can't offer any solace but i managed to get it today at around noon. you just gotta keep trying, maybe go back every hour to see how it is. our supreme bureaucratic emperors didn't think this through.

2000 incoming

BROS I JUST RANG CENTELINK AND THEY ANSWERED ME IN LIKE 5 MINUTES A NEW WORLD RECORD AND SAID THAT THEY CANT EVEN ACCESS IT ON THEIR END AND TO JUST KEEP REFRESHING THE PAGE I SAID DUDE WHY CANT I MANUALLY EMAIL YOU MY DOCUMENTS FOR YOU TO APPROVE ME INSTEAD OF TRYING HOPELESSLY THROUGH MYGOV AND SHES LIKE LOL DUDE JUST KEEP REFRESHING THE PAGE IS THE CURENT INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO US HOLY SHIT THIS IS RETARDED

Wouldn't that be nice...

no argument here m8

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they can't allow that, if the housing market crashes then they've failed their ultimate goal. that's all the liberals are trying to secure and protect right now.