PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEANWHILE IN KENYA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58

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MAGA

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gosh
now 3 trump generals
DO YOUR JOB MODS, you actually get paid

PRESSURE PARTISAN PELOSI AND THE DIMWITTED DEMOCRATS TO HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

AMERICAN WORKERS FUCKED OUT OF A JOB BY THE CHINESE VIRUS NEED HELP NOW!

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE PARTISAN BULLSHIT!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from pigheaded partisan politicking, and get her to agree with me that Negative Nancy is playing with the lives of hardworking Americans, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying democrats are all dirty rats, but I do agree with her when she says they appear to be dragging their asses.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That gets forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT

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MAGA

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Momma Nancy has offered the NEETS 2k

What is Trump's counter offer?

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/thread
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

Ayo, aye, yeah
This one goes out to all the sixty five crowd on Soundcloud
Not gonna say much, shoutout Jedwill
He gon' take over on the mic
Old ladies suck
Ok boomer, ok boomer
Ok boomer, ok boomer
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Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (boomer, boomer)
Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (yuh, yuh, yuh, boomer)
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Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (boomer, boomer)
Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (yuh, yuh, yuh, boomer)
Yo, aye, aye
Aye it's funny, you think I respect your opinion
When your hairline looks that disrespectful
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
You're all old and racist, all about the fakeness
I'm tryna pay my bills, but I'm all on the wait list
Staring at her piercings, staring at tattoos
Staring at her bra like the evening news
You bible thump your kids, wonder why we're pissed
Say America again, I'm gonna take a piss
Cremated to ashes, disappear like magic
The you wear that Maga hat, lookin' like a fascist
Hey (hey)
Oh, yee-haw
Hey Billy Bob
We got em' boys
I'm not even a millennial, I'm generation Z
Gucci Gang
Ok boomer, ok boomer
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Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (boomer, boomer)
Ok (boomer), ok (boomer), ok (yuh, yuh, yuh, boomer)
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Have you drank your fish tank cleaner today?

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DAMMIT DRUMPF
TELL THE SAUDIS TO LOWER THE PRICE OF OIL
RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NatSoc memeflag is an Islamic raygun

Anons, I have cancer.
I got it from (You) in this very thread.

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>the grey lady is now the yellow lady

It's fake... not a good OP.

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>memeflag

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Don't forget to pray for CFA workers tonight

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>you actually get paid
LMAO, fuck off taco. I'm at a Yas Forums moderators salary now and I make nothing.
Once my food supply runs out I'm going to borrow my brother's guns and go to SOUTH "central" America and get free food.

are they implying that chloroquine is deadly?

>249864483
Sorry m8 I wanna give you the (you) but not the big c

hey guys I heard aspirin is good for your heart I'm going to down 57 g of it tonight who's with me?

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because two people have died of it already?

take the offer but tell her to get stuffed with all the wishlist pork

nah i heard aspartame is bad for you

you are breaking the rules

the one is the fish tank cleaner?
yeah nigger.....

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Why does this infant have to make up names for everyone?

Answer: He knows his followers/supporters have the maturity of kindergarteners.

stupid fucks in the split thread
>dis one hab more peble in it

That's like saying asprin is deadly because a toddler downed the entire bottle.

My MMO security key, first 4 digits were 1488. Neat.

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based and logic pilled

>Being okay with bailing out large corporations such as cruise lines, airlines, etc.
Why?

is there a /ptg/ in Heaven?

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F user pls get better

Let me drink bleach because it has the chlorine portion of chloroquine in it

>she's already won, he just needs to drop the outrageous demands

so in order to win, we should make her keep the crazy demands?

You can do your marxism anywhere else on the internet, kike. Why are you complaining about nonexistent censorship in here?

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Listen, fat, Joe can do more pushups so he doesn't need to worry about the shanghai shivers

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Because thousands of people work for those corporations, retard.
As long as they can't spend it on stock buybacks, it's fine.

DRUMPF TELLS PEOPLE TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER TO COMBAT DEYHYDRATION

COUPLE DRINKS 40 GALLONS IN 2 HOURS AND ARE IN CRITICAL CONDITION

IMPEACH NOW

but salt has chlorine, are you telling me that's not safe??

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/Sumb3GYuAT8
youtu.be/Sumb3GYuAT8
youtu.be/Sumb3GYuAT8

BLUMPF MAKE PEOPLE DRINK BLEACH

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-pandemic-senate-gop-bill-doesnt-help-americans-workers-2020-3

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are we not getting trump buxx?

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I have no idea what mental gymnastics people are going through to justify QE to keep globohomo corporations afloat

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based and failed organic chemistry pilled

>taking aspirin instead of just chewing willow bark
never gonna survive the apocalypse if you rely on chink meds

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Drinking that Koolaid.

What's up MIGAcucks? How's it going in your circle jerk suck fest general?
You all met up and butt fucked each other yet?
Well see you later faggots remember to wash your hands after jerking each other off retarded losers.
Also lazy degenerates get a job.

youtu.be/CBsFq4QtJKc
IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!

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We want more expensive oil lad we /oilproducer/ now

No go werk but also cute user

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The package said Chlorine and that is literally what the POTUS said: Hydroxychlorquine. He is a menace that needs to be stopped.
I was just quoting and not insinuating anything.
>fortune invents a rule about posing as a regulator
Literal army state, why are we still here.
Oh well I guess I act normal for a few months and I just give up

>CHINESE VIRUS
NOOOOO!!! XI IS OUR FRIEND!! THEY BUY OUR FARM PRODUCTS. ITS JUST "VIRUS" NOW!

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no
because /ptg/ is already hell
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>convoluted situation
>ONLY ONE WAY OUT
>AGREE TO EVERYTHING

Hey jannies do your ""job""

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no its Nancy coins now
2k though

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DAMNIT DRUNPFT YOU SAID PRUNES WOULD KEEP ME REGULAR! I JUST DOWNED AN ENTIER BOTTLE AND CANT STOP SHIDDING MYSELF
IBLEACH

another one of my favorites is
>omfg trump is causing people to go out and buy these prescription drugs...that aren't even available unless your physician makes an exception and agrees to this off label experimental therapy

why did china murder the whistleblowers?

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I’m divided on the issue. I don’t think that they deserve to be bailed out, not at all, but the ramifications of letting them go under are so big that it might be necessary. I don’t know, I hate that these corporations have gotten so big.

Hit the re port button on the middle one for spamming, it is a duplicate thread by a splitter.

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Why is there a mod sitting on standby in every /ptg/ thread?

Are they closed too? P for prayer

finally putting them on BLAST phew
was waiting for it

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see how obsessed democrats are with homosexuality?

Mommy!

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Do these people not realize that those companies will have to be able to pay their employee's wage upon return and that as long as people pay taxes they'll be getting a check? Apparently not.

Why are there 2 threads? Who did this?

yeah, but whats their proof?

Because he gets off on having the entire thread call him a niggerfaggot, so make sure you say it when you see fedora

Sorry Grandma, but Trump said you have to die so my 401k can go back up. No hard feelings right? Just trust the plan. I'm sure you'll go to heaven, you did vote Trump right? Oh... didn't vote? Well..... an eternity of hellfire isn't that bad. The cure can't be worse than the disease. Look! I already gained 100 dollars! I'll always remember you fondly.

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Hey cartels do your jobs, 1000s of unpaying pendejos are trying to live on your soil.

*AHEM*

More like Nancy Nickles

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Millions of jobs are associated with those industries
>We should totally let them completely fail and leave people out to dry
>Even though the individual workers themselves would STILL get a check in the mail as well
>It was perfectly fine to bail out banks and the auto industry
>Not literally everyone else though

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IF you were able to write a letter to /tg/ in 2016, what would it say:

>don’t worry, trump ends up winning. And he’s better than you expect. He ends up instituting socialism, but the based kind where it goes to poor people. He also passes gun control, something that Obama could only dream of doing. And by 2020, trump has a wall on 140 of the 1,940 miles of border with Mexico. And he’s really close to locking up hillary. Just a few more months according to Q (a redditor that can see into the future, and we all worship his predictions).

they never worked or they're being disingenuous as fuck
but good thing tho, they're hemorrhaging independents

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Why bother drinking? Just jump in the pool and open your mouth!

wtf is qualified?

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Most people have never tried to build a business, and so have 0 idea how tough it is. Leftists never try to create anything, so they're even worse than the average person

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fuck this gay earth.

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couldnt we just have the old self-isolate since they're most at risk? Between retirement and welfare for them they should be able to pull through especially if their kids decide to help them.

I got banned for exposing the bakers discord.

lmfao

Start chugging it and tell me how you feel after

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A traitor like that should be killed

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stop popping out these garbage tier threads!!! good threads are dying because of these!
/thread
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

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>being so assraged and mad at businesses that you force the poor and middle class to go without aid just because a company will get some help too.
Why?

>Getting relief in the middle of a global crisis is the same as enacting socialist policies indefinitely

brb shitting myself

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based

>ITT
>large amounts of retards fail at loaded language

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Is that even a question?

16 tonnes of equipment is not that much. A loaded semi is like 20 tons. The fact that they had so little makes it even worse.

Did Canada ever receive the toxic trash back they sent to the Philippines?

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it worked their corona concerns are a thing of the past

hahaha

Now THIS is leafposting.

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No we need to do irreparable damage to the country and allow China to overtake us economically.

>tfw not going to pay my landlord
lmao

can we just punish the bakers by dumping MAGA folders and forcing another new thread?

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You could always drink some dettol . I heard it's a good cure

They're got relatively experienced shills assigned I'd say.

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No, faggot.

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how does a mask expire?

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Honestly anyone pulled over ought be able to talk their way out of a ticket anyhow.
>i'm going to the grocery store
>i need to deliver food to an invalid boomer relative
>listen here mr law dog law don't go round here

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kek

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so pelosi and schumer are losing the optics game even on reddit?

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Go truck yourself user

THANK YOU

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I didn't know China's automated rakes had arrived already. Neat.

I'm pretty sure they're either underage or just being contrary for the sake of it these day.

what an unbelievable tard

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yep.

lmao at pic

everywhere. are they beint sent on a suicide mission on purpose? I cant fathom this

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They don't understand assets, expenditures, liquidity, etc. They are mostly teenagers.

The rubber strap can be deemed no good & all have a shelf life. All about quality control, the CDC actually allow expired masks, but they have to be checked (no doubt a batch) & used after all unexpired masks are used up

Moynihan's daughter is based af

if pajeet's salt dumps are any indication, they've been losing the optics battle on reddit and twitter all day today

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No replacement plan. Destruction just 'cuz' is a liberal trait predicted by Uncle Ted. If the present system collapsed, the world's population dynamics are such that it is 100% guaranteed that feudalism or legal slavery would reemerge.

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>we
Or, here's a thought, how about "we" don't act like black kike faggot spergs?

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i fucking cant with this timeline right now. how is this happening.

dear god what is wrong with migapedes. is Yas Forums being raided by r/thedonald!?

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How does he know before everyone else?

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>other than a non-resident alien
>illegals are resident illegal aliens
Watch her demand that squatamalan trannys get 2x the payout for free front surgery

>please fuck my wife
>and my country too
It's not retarded, he gets off on it

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facemarks weigh nothing and like 50,000 fit on a pallet

stop smoking.

at least vape like a real chad.

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it seems so.

ok boomer

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Seems like it.

>I don't use the memeflag delouser

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this is the important discussion taking place regarding corona on plebbit

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>are they beint sent on a suicide mission on purpose
Occam's razor, bro

As expected.

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what the pray tell fuck is an "obama phone"?

>ID: J1007
>JOOZ
Sure Chiam

A big part of this is because no one "knows" anyone with coronavirus. It's so rare, even in NYC if you use per capita, so most people have a positive outlook. It's much easier to get demoralized if bodies are being wheelbarrowed down the road like the Black Plague.

Still I'd think there'd be more then 16 tons of PPE in canadas national stockpile.

Guys, look. I know this is going to fall on deaf ears.

I've always been sympathetic to Trump. I think he's not doing a lot of what he promised, but I never really expected him to. I thought he delayed too much in the early response to the virus but that his performance since then has been great.

But hearing the "conservatives" of this country transition from war-footing and national unity in fighting the virus to pretty much immediately going "Well, but the stonks" after a few days of not even complete lockdown, and Trump pretty much going along with them...

I'm sorry. I'm out. As disgusted as I've been with democrats, this is something truly dark and grotesque. We could have had a national, coordinated response. Instead we're not even going to try. We're not even going to try to be better. We're not even going to try to save lives. We're going to shrug and say "Oh well, big line economy gotta go up."

I've pretty much never had as little faith in my country as I have right now, and Trump is responsible for that. He could have been a leader. Instead he's being a vapid celebrity sucking his billionaire friend's cocks.

I'm absolutely disgusted, and I know a lot of people who were otherwise sympathetic to him who feel the same way. I think Trump fucked himself today.

Fuck orgo though, cancer class

no more taxpay dollars for media scum!

national socialism isn't marxism retard.

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hey, that's me!

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>tfw posting in both /ptg/'s at once

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people in hot countries do not have to worry about corona?