What should men know before getting married?

If your dick chooses your wife you are going to lose half of your shit. Use your fucking brain when choosing a spouse.

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>What should men know before getting married?
It eventually ends one way or another.

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Life ain't shit but bitches and money.

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Being honest with your partner 100% of the time is the only way to go. Total transparency at all times is my motto. My wife has seen me cry, take a beating, lose thousands upon thousands of dollars and even watching me spin the chamber of my revolver while listening to shinedown. I am not embarrassed nor ashamed because I am free and my conscious is clear.

It is going to be shit, no matter what

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Don't dip your pen in the companies ink. Crisis averted. Fuck marriage.

1. Once your commitment is locked, the main incentive she has to seduce you disappears. Your wife will never be your girlfriend again.
2. Your kids will come before you. Always.
3. She will get fat.
4. She is better than you at being passive-aggressive.
5. The iron law still applies: no past benefit provided by the male accounts for any guarantee of future loyalty by the female.
6. If you divorce, you're fucked.
7. If you can't divorce, you're fucked too
8. If you don't engage into this impossible dilemma, you've lost.
9. Kids are worth it nonetheless
10. Even if she's a keeper (there are some), you can't fancy each other all the time.
Good luck.

lol l2p

Women have more rights in marriage than men. Sauce?

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Married life isn’t that bad if you and your wife can get along. Make sure she can cook. Looks fade you will be hungry till you die. If you don’t want a fat wife just pick a girl with a skinny mom or dad if she favors one or the other. Good luck. O you better make god damn sure she won’t fuck you over. Lol.

God dawg. Man that’s fucked up.

Only Asian women actually stay til death.

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>What should men know before getting married?
Don't.

Why? They laws are biased against you the man, who should be head of the household. Remember if you have sons or daughters, they need to be able to see you as a role model who is responsible and the lead for the family. When shit gets ugly, YOU are the one who has to get the family through it.

Thus when you get married, you have allowed the courts and government to become the ultimate head of the house hold because THEY decide what happens if your wife taps out or decides to for some reason fuck you over.

Getting married is essentially the stupid decision for men. Don't fucking get married idiot.

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Ignorance is bliss.
Don’t tell them anything. Nothing is ever real to anyone until it happens to them.
Their wife is faithful and would never do anything to hurt them or their kids.
She knows I’m a good husband and father and won’t turn in to a succubus.
Haha you pathetic divorce rape incels!
>2 years later
She was cheating bro’s, took all my shit and won’t ket me see the kids.
I should of suspected something was up when I got herpes, genital warts and chlamydia.
She told me it was a dirty toilet seat bro’s.
One of the kids isn’t even mine. My aunt was a quarter Cherokee Indian so I just thought his skin was olive colored from that.

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my wife doesn't cook, she insists we eat out every night and I guess I'm just used to it by now..

earn money to buy a nest so she can keep it when you get divorce raped.

Then move on.

Life is good.

Not too bad, but that bitch has closed the bars so can't go out for a drink which is annoying. Otherwise, far batter than most places at this time I'd say.

To stand up for themself and stop being little bitches.

Hot are you allowed to take sex slaves and war brides in the corona apocalypse? Asking for a friend

Boomer comics will become funny after getting married

No long term relationship remains highly passionate. You need to find someone who you can stand as a roommate and semi-business partner, because eventually lust is going to dry up and you'll be left with what you've got. If that isn't enough, then your marriage is done.

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No woman will ever be an adequate mother.

dont

Damn someone's already getting themselves some Coronachan brides already. How many cans of tuna were each worth?

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found the faggot
your wife is either less than 1%, not real, or an anime and you are a schizo
if you show weakness in front of a woman it is OVER

It gets worse.

Agreed

This. Never give an inch of ground. Even if you get tired of arguing. Never stop. The hollywood portrayed view of "yes dear" cuck guy is the downfall of marriage.

zoomer here
why should i spend my entire life with a woman
i mean she gets old fat and ugly
are kids worth making my life miserable?

Encouraging them to talk too helps. Communication is a pillar.

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def not true

LOL

Fake or gay

That’s so not true. I have been married for a long time she keeps it hot

I'm not a homosexual I just don't want to die alone..

I am always honest with my girl too, but how the fuck has she seen you cry? I don't remember the last time I cried. Do you mean getting something in your eye?

A man should ask himself these two questions before getting married:

>What does she bring to the table?
>How will being married benefit me as a man?

If he struggles to answer one or both of those questions, he shouldn’t get married.

>getting married
Nigga, the world is abouta end yo!

I've never found a woman that actually likes cooking and is good at it. It hasn't bothered me because I like to cook and enjoy cooking for other people, so sharing meals I made is actually a big source of happiness for me, but is it really common to find women that can actually cook?

>Always hold your frame, never bend, fold or break in front of her
ok and what does that look like in practice?

good advice. Marriage is more like a costly luxury, than it is the propagandized meme. Know what you're actually getting into. If you are lucky enough to 'marry-up', and must marry, -dump your HS sweetheart, and dump the baby-crazy wall nearing fertility trap, and marry up. Yea, you will still lose the seduction incentive (real life that great foreplay and starfish sex...), but at least YOU can get alimony and aren't being divorce raped (other than potentially losing some custody of the kids you now worship).

To not do it. Women are nigger-fucking pieces of shit.

It happened twice. First time was when we both got robbed at gun point and the thugs told us to get on our knees and don't move and I made the mistake of opening my mouth in that moment because I was scared and nervous. Before I could utter another word I get smashed on the back of the head with the gun and start bleeding. Long story short after we got home from the police station I just broke down and started crying. My wife just stared at me for a good 2 minutes before she went into the other room to watch netflix.

oh and the second time was when I lost over 200 grand in the stock market when I panic sold...sobbed for a good 15 minutes and then started playing with my revolver..

I notice more and more people not marrying and just living with their SO forever. I don't actually understand the value of being legally married.

Hm hard to argue with these

>what she was thinking that whole time.

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I second this... The only time my wife has seen me cry was when she drove me to urgent care clinic for a corneal abrasion I got while redoing a ceiling

real life 'w/out makeup' meme
also don't take 'meds' and type
also dump the baby-crazies if at all naive... even if you don't marry them, they'll kidnap your child while you pay them for 18 years, then you'll take meds and post bad posts

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>Living in the city while married
>contemplating suicide over money
wtf is wrong with you dude

I envy guys into fatties. I bet the married fat woman sex is great.

Correct. Don't marry. Ever. Take care of yourself and your money. That's pain and suffering enough for one lifetime.

>I get smashed on the back of the head with the gun and start bleeding. ... I just broke down and started crying. My wife just stared at me for a good 2 minutes before she went into the other room to watch netflix.
honestly that is pretty fucked up of your wife. That is the one time she is supposed to walk over to you and hold you.
To build you back up so you can be tough for her tomorrow.

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yeah, its pretty common. except common law marriage still fucks you
The state ruined marriage, only NPCs are rich still do it.

Yeah, plus the statistically increasing likelihood that she will die after being "past her prime", means you could probably bag 3 in your lifetime with zero alimony

fpbp

That they should hide and report slide threads.

why are kids worth it?
I want to believe but everything I see points to some sort of stockholm syndrom (for the man, women need kids).

it's based, but a lot of SO have this social thing where they want a ring and a wedding. You have to be lucky to find a based SO, or dangle the carrot.

That's because my flip gf is 16 years younger and I'm morbidly obese. She won't have to worry about being married for long.

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My state doesn't have any common law marriage laws, so wouldn't affect me if I was in that situation.

Imma upvote the eff out of this thread so that i can get quality answers

Don't get how old guys get really young women. Just a radar for girls with daddy issues?

This. Marriage is NOT what you think it is. Divorce is.

>be me
>Get married at 28
>Try to have kids for 3 years.
>Wife finally goes to doctor
>Has polycystic overies
>Has to go on birth control for a year to control her hormones
>Try again, after a year
>After 2 months nothing.
>Now dealing with Corona Chan.
>She's trying to delay it
>Life is fucking pain. I just want kids.