/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2465 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

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There are three main styles here. Uniform worn, Concealable Type 1(Wallet), and Concealable Type 2(Neck). I have a one for on duty (Uniform) and a CT2 for when I am off duty and just out and about. Law Enforcement Officers are never truly off duty in the US. We still hold full arrest authority even off duty and stay armed off duty too. I wear a neck worn off duty because it is so concealable.

soon

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CHINA TELL US
FREE CHEN QIUSHI
FREE FANG BIN
IF THEY ARE DEAD TELL US SO WE CAN COMDEMN YOU
REVENGE FOR DR. LI
FUCK YOU CHINA
XI, PRESIDENT OF CHINA
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

>super scary
>that's why we need to lie about it

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Pretty sure trumpcucks and nothingburgerfags are at "not worth halting the economy over".

CHINA IS ASSHOLE

REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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>.02 fatality rate for people under 30.
>muh extinction

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=OviLl5o4l64&t=106s

>get everyone sick
>hospitals get overwhelmed
>1-4% mortality rate jumps to 10-20%

Based sisterfucker user actually went trough with it. Be sure to thank Corona-chan for getting that sis pussy.

CoronaChan archivist here again
fleshing out my folder for release this evening. probably the last thread before I dump the whole archive.
send me stuff from the last day or so.

If you want something specific, just ask.
If you want something general. also just ask, I probably have something that fits the bill.

ALSO PIC RELATED IN HONOR OF OREIMO-user

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don't worry, the grave will be waiting for you.

I want a bunker gf to play vidya and watch kinos during the apocalypse

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When is my heckin silicon pussy and gun going to arrive

how much of the worlds population is on lockdown now?

corona birus is now delete

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So how fucked are we?

First we'll get into phase2 with hospitals so full they can't even handle regular non-covid procedures anymore.

its about 1.5k per day now globally, so .... about 2 months? Pending outbreaks in areas just infected and accurate reporting.

>meme virus
>definitely will kill tons of people
Lmao

IS THIS AIRBOURNE AIDS AAHHHHHHHH I NEED TO KNOW NOW

1.5 billion roughly

COMFYS REPORT

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Still no good C O R O N A W A V E videos?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 43,734 (553) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 9,037 (120) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (27) Brazil 1,924 (34) Australia 1,887 (7) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,460 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 501 (33) India 499 (10) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 356 (4) Panama 345 (6) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) South Korea +76 (+9) Mexico +51 (+1) Philippines +39 New Zealand +53 El Salvador +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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need more corona chan titty smothering porn

China caused the critical medical PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) shortage as part of a grand strategy. There is no turning back.

>50% of global N95 production is in China; the following is all from January-February

>Total ban on export of N95 repirators; shipment out of country were seized on the tarmac- beginning of January still through to today

>In January China Nationalized all N95 Production facilities Including American, Canadian, and European Owned

>In the 2 weeks following Hubei lockdown China bought out the global inventory of N95 respirators well over 50 million

>In the 24 hour period of January 30th alone 20 million were ordered to china

>Chinese nationals across Europe, North America, and Oceania bought out retail location to ship back to china or hoard; archive.is/bcmSn

>Proof archive.is/6HdUi

>All whilst still hiding the virus from the rest of the world; WHO head is a chinese asset as well

>Critical shortage of N95 masks and other PPE acrosss the non asian world resulting in CRIPPLED surge capacity as medical workers will be getting the disease en masse

>China is immune to being called out because they still have an immense amount of other products they can pull from export such as 90% of all generic medicine in the U.S.A.

>They have threatened to do so publicly as seen here archive.is/cC8Sj

>WSJ describing the absolute disaster that is NYC right now MEdical workers already testing positive archive.is/IwfyV

>Further description of the absolute state of the United States medical PPE shortage archive.is/RWfwu

>COMPLETE AND UTTER CHICOM TACTICAL VICTORY

This is the death knell of the Republic of the United States of America. Either we Balkanize and break into multiple nations infighting for the coming decade; the desired outcome of Chinas final desperate gamble; or we fall and rise up with an eagle on the flag as the new Imperial United States of America. Only time shall tell, the die is cast.

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OH NO YOU JUST DELETED THE GENETIC INHIBITORS

If Corona-Chan kills all Jews, 500 million Chinks, 500 million Indians and 1 billion Africans the world would be much better.

CONGRATS OREIMO user ON PUTTING YOUR ROD INSIDE ONEE-CHAN

TELL US THE STORY ALREADY

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all major hospitals will be overloaded
lots of doctors and nurses will die
Wuhan is coming to everyone
What a way to die

Reminder
This virus will be used to take away more of your civil liberties, advocate for a single global currency and government, replace the food supply with more "sustainable" ones, justify the software developer post 9 11 in fighting this virus. And everyone will he begging for martial law because they're afraid to outside.
This is the implementation of the NWO right fucking now.

>tfw I wish that was me

Feels good to have a president who's not cowering in fear at the sniffles.

This overreaction is ridiculous; enjoy your destroyed economies eurofags.

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>"Pooled estimates of all-cause mortality show NORMAL expected levels of mortality in the participating countries."
>Over the past few days, the EuroMOMO hub has received many questions about the weekly all-cause mortality data and the possible contribution of any COVID-19 related mortality. Some wonder WHY NO INCREASED MORTALITY is observed in the reported mortality figures for the COVID-19 affected countries.

euromomo.eu/index.html

HAPPENING CANCELLED

Oh well then, here comes the Great Depression.

> waiting for my flight
> see qt3.14
> qt3.14 is swiping through chads on Tinder
> qt3.14: cof cof

Yeah, lmao. Degenerate's disease.

>things start ramping up, doom feels like it’s approaching
>start to panic, want this all to end
>start to think it might be coming to an end soon and we’ll all go back to normal
>realize I really don’t want that to happen either
Anyone else?

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I am going to gym tonight and you can't stop me.

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It can survive in the air for hours.
The wind can take it to you
Close windows, doors, don't use AC in cars.

And days before people will still shit on social distancing while calling it a flu.
>t+1
>"we never saw it coming"

The problem with your logic is you're getting those death numbers from countries whose healthcare systems are not yet overwhelmed.

nytimes.com/2020/03/18/health/coronavirus-young-people.html

Some 40 percent of US hospitalizations were in the 20-58 age range!

Most young people survive IF they receive necessary oxygen and medical assistance to get through it. Without that, many more will die.

Yes, it's aerosolized and is SARs 2.0 with a hint of AIDS aftertaste.

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no faggot its not
>its airborne, waterborne, sexually transmitted, fluid transmitted, super cancerous aids.

you should be sure to never go outside.

>习近平的阴茎很小。
Xi Jingping have a tiny cock.

>每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。
Every night, before sleep, he
swallow down gallons of American nigger's
semen.

>它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。
It filled his stomach, make he forget his cock which is incredibly tiny in size.

>还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。
And, fuck China, Taiwan No.1.

>still unironically believing it's not just a superflu
>still believing the crash of the economy won't be far worse than the flu itself

It will kill 0 Jews but it will kill your Nana
Chinks are treating it with lung transplants

Post any and all of her newest lewds. As nude as you can find. I saw an artist on Pivix making 3d art of her today.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Spain (-6.74%) Poland (-6.35%) South Africa (-4.88%) Brazil (-3.61%) Italy (-2.57%) Russia (-0.67%) Switzerland (-0.05%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) France (+0.50%) Netherlands (+2.56%) Germany (+2.72%) Australia (+3.07%) China (+3.48%) United Kingdom (+3.76%) United States (+3.86%) Singapore (+3.93%) Taiwan (+4.72%) Hong Kong (+4.84%) India (+4.96%) Japan (+5.04%) Austria (+5.32%) South Korea (+7.77%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-17%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (-22%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-4%) Sao Paulo (-13%) Buenos Aires (-7%) New York (-16%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-5%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-47%) Seattle (-23%)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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have you ever been in a hospital? nurses shit talk all the patients and laugh behind their backs. They are truly shitty people.

China is the model for the world, I've been saying this for years. The US WILL collapse, this has been planned for decades. Fuck q retards begging for a suspension of the constitution, worth less than my dogs shit.

100K when? She beckons me. She is my siren

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literally the epitome of horribleness

I wonder if you would know, I'm EMT-P and was approached by some TEMS guys asking if I wanted to take a spot on their team. Apparently I will have to get rushed through a 12 week school (teaching basic arrest, tactics, etc.) to get on. If I do this, would I be considered more LEO or EMS? I won't see those guys for another week with how bad corona is hitting our area (doing 16+ hour shifts some days, not enough people to go around). Would I hold the same responsibilities a normal LEO would have? I would only be active in that capacity during SWAT type calls.

I FIGURED IT OUT

Trump wants to re-open the country so that we can re-infect China.

This is fucking 14-D chess.

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Your good bro don't stress. You sound carefull and the chances you would have got it are very small

>happening already over

NOTHING POCKET

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FUCK Q FUCK YOU FUCK THE NEOCONS I WANT MY FREEDOM

Yes, goyim, and you will get it if you put one foot outside your home. Now go inside and watch Netflix until you die of starvation.

>Very generous
>People with coronavirus die from coronavirus
I don't see the lie here?

Take care, user.

This virus is crashing the economy even though it has killed less than a thousand americans after 6 months. We need to get america back to work. We can't sacrifice the entire economy just for this. We'll watch after ourselves. We can do more than one thing at a time, people. The president agrees with me.

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Hey, Bud. I am the same TEMS.

Playan Half life Alyx with a browser open in my headset and reading these threads while gaming in seated chair. Best comf

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headache dizzy and sniffly nose

do i have it? also im an alcoholic

I don't like this image friend.

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In the US? We already there. I think it was Cali that is so overwhelmed, they aren't bothering to test unless knowing that it's corona will change treatment options.

this is why the koreans survived so easily
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

>dying of cancer
>get Corona
>die
>welp, just gonna call it a corona death!

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Too late user, it's coming.

Wait, the same one of that thread a few days ago? Holy shit...

> nurses shit talk all the patients and laugh behind their backs. Only at shitty and obnoxious one. Their work is hard if you make it even harder by being a shithead you are the only one In a wrong here.

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Reporting. I honestly wasn't expecting a habbening, but when I saw the liveleak videos coming out of China I knew I should probably prep. Now sitting here with a years supply of food a few respirator mask and a ton of downloaded movie just watching the world burn. Honestly never been more comfy.

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>there is always a few weeks of delay in death registration and reporting. Hence, the EuroMOMO mortality figures for the most recent weeks must be interpreted with some caution.
tl;dr They are estimates, not reported figures. They pull the numbers out of their ass based on previous years.

Today I realized corona-chan is going to make history. Normies will die. It will be up to us fellow user.

now we know why Ohio shut down

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because of a bad batch of batsoup the entire world id on lockdown,, not likely. you dont have to be a genius to see this.

>after 6 months
So it's not just the Martial Law that's time traveling today?

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Yeah, the gun thread.

got a fair bit of that.
too much to be posting all of that since I don't want to get shoad by mods for dumping porn like I have before.
Something Specific you want?
take this in the meantime.

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I did the same today. Went to the grocery store since delivery apps were being shit (Not able to get certain foods cause they go at 9pm)

Went today with N95 mask, I heard one person cough in the store and obviously didn't go that direction.

Came home disinfected everything. Disinfected clothes shoes groceries etc.

I'm having the same stress as you

let me in user. ill suck your dick every day.

Guys, the cough drop isn't working. Im having to hold it in. WHAT DO I DO?

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doing that to best girl... kys

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Press F

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corona veerus: i habs killed muh 487 peeps

jim jones: hold muh koolaid

spread it

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are you cute?

Ooh how is Alyx? And what headset are you using. Thought I'd pick one up when trumpbux come in.

The sergeant I think? Jesus dude, small world.Well nice to see you again. Would you mind answering my questions since I happened to run into you again by chance?

Bruh, cancer isn't an instant death necessarily. It seems pretty obvious that the wuflu sped the death up.

i actually think i have the fucking wuhan virus, started with some post nasal drip yesterday. now today my nose is runny and i keep having these hacking coofs.

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>WHAT DO I DO?
an hero

This is retarded, this is the NWO. Happening right fucking now, fuck the NEOCONS, fuck the Neoliberals the world they're making is one of despair

God damn that's good. Havent seen yet. I've been keeping tabs on her through Pivix.

Don't let your guard fall because of the pandemic. We need to be more alert than ever.

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Well I went to the grocery store today since I feel fine besides the cough. So if I got it, its done

From September through November of 1918, the death rate from the Spanish flu skyrocketed. In the United States alone, 195,000 Americans died from the Spanish flu in just the month of October. And unlike a normal seasonal flu, which mostly claims victims among the very young and very old, the second wave of the Spanish flu exhibited what’s called a “W curve”—high numbers of deaths among the young and old, but also a huge spike in the middle composed of otherwise healthy 25- to 35-year-olds in the prime of their life.
So we waiting second wave of corona-chan or vaccine?

F, a true man of conviction.

True. Stonks are more important

Corona doesn't cause a runny nose. It's a lung virus.

damn

When they say, "Giving it to younger patient" they don't mean...

Same guy. They made me take a break since I did 102 hours on duty last week. Go ahead.

Corona Virus is not my reality. It doesn’t move me, not one bit. Bcos I understand the righteousness of Richard Simmons and his super tight short shorts. Any slight shift and the grapes could pop out, but yet he continues to shimmy. I cannot live in fear and faith at the same time.

How many 50 cents have you earned in your career CCP troll?

We already have almost 170 cases. How did it spread so fast? Fuck the chinks and the jannies now that I mention it.

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S was probably his gay lover

Story?

Don't let China get away with this. They are responsible for each death, for all the economic damage, for everything the pandemic brought. Not by negligence, but by outright evil actions.

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Is that really a treatment though? Even if they're doing it, have taking immunosuppressants the rest of your life and the dying from it upon reinfection.

source?

This. Nurses are the scum of the earth. They're low IQ filth.

isn't that a symptom people get? the cough concerns me the most. it's a dry cough.

We'll see but I don't think they are putting fake numbers or that in a couple weeks there will be a jump in the reported mortality.

First half of the game is literally an RE game so its basic survival horror with micromanaging your ammo, health, and upgrade stuff while fighting monsters. Second half is traditional HL gameplay and its all great

Using an Index so got the game for free. Not worth spending VR premium for one game, but its one of the games that makes this worth getting. You can get a cheapo VR set like Oculus and it'll still work. It's not exclusive to Index anyway

Also, isn't trumpbux blocked by the way?

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F

F

China withheld crucial information from the world and, throughout the entire dilemma, has only ever disclosed bits of it when pressure by international entities to do so. They don't care if their people dies, much less if you or your loved ones do.

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>a couple of weeks
Try several months. That website isn't reliable. Their data is probably all from the past year.

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Where are all the body dropping vids? Shouldn't we be expecting them in NYC by now?

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trumpbux wont go through probably, and trump is going to release the wagies back into their cagies to make mr shekelsteins stonks not crash

we are fucked

only around 5% of cases report nasal congestion

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Hold on, let me get my microscope, Pedro.

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At least we can all put aside our differences now and come together to fight this.

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Is he retarded or right

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>+2,411 cases

we're not going to survive the fucking week.

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Common flu, not Chinese one.

All they need to do is just make people wear masks so they can accomplish their stupid flattened curve shit.
In what way is telling people "LOL JUST DIE FOR MY STOCKS, GOY" a better response than just telling people to wear masks?

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New

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soon

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kek

F. Jesus Christ is already looking after that good man.

India has a giant weeklong religious event starting in two days. Keep an eye out for news.

Checked but no.

>nose is runny
Corona is dry. Go back to work, Pablito.
Also Czech'd

Essentiall and non essential, who deserves cash and who doesn't. Kind of Orwellian dont you think?

user

EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

They even took silent action, knowing things had gone out of control already, but still chose not to speak, and waited, allowing a pandemic to emerge. Had the news not caught up with it, they would have kept the pandemic a secret until it appeared elsewhere, and then would claim they were infected by that country.

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based. the stock market is far more important than the lives of some of our citizens

We are waiting for the based siscon to deliver, if he didn't killed himself yet.

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Guarantee we do. Just two more weeks and CringeVirus General will be a thing of the past.
Stay woke, doomers.

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wat

Nuke China when?

according to what I heard from provincial gubermint more people with corona are starting to present with runny nose and dry cough.

until they wake up after letting it rip and realize it isnt a boomer remover, but airborn aids

fuck it, let coronachan rip, im ao fucking sick of flufags I just want to spite the face by ripping out its eyes

I hope china crash and burn in a pile of ash made out of it's own refuse with no survivors, alongside disinfofags, nothingburgerfags and everyone else who is sucking china's cock.

Well, is your country a democracy?

I am going to keep creating threads until the Olympics are inaugurated.

comfy here
reporting in

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>So we waiting second wave of corona-chan or vaccine?
2nd wave definitely.

What did this guy whistleblow?

Nuke israel when?

ASAP

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There is one great microscope right there called THE FILENAME AND LINK ya fucking memeflagfaggot with tiny monitor. Oh sorry, you're probably a phoneposter too, gotta keep up those rhymes.

Corona virus panic is dumb

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No, we're a theocracy.

KEK

Guys, my mom's adulterer has a cousin working at a hospital in New York. He said the economy will recover and that there was no need to panic, that he bought stocks again like DJI and 401k. We're safe if a doctor says economy will be good

They just spent over a month telling people that masks are useless and will never admit to being wrong.
Many will die, simple as

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maybe we shouldnt have built our economy on 80% service faggotry based on fiat and leverage, just goes to show how much of our "productivity" is actually worthless in reality (ie nonessential)

thank u for your serice

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covidactnow.org

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Watching Contagion with my daughter and browsing this Tibetan Yak Weaving Forum. Comfy.

okay thanks for the heads up user, im going to reinvest everything now

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Based pastabros

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I want coronavirus to mutate and turn infected into zombies..

Nigger your civil liberties will be taken from you. Mass internet censorship, fighting "disinformation". This board is switching to https. You know what that means.

So is China going to face ANY real repercussions after this bullshit has finally passed? There needs to be a massive, international action plan to see these dog eating parasites get whats coming to them...But I know it's not going to happen.

Well the ones I asked. I dont remember if i asked you in the gun thread already but after this would I be considered more LEO or EMS? Would I hold the same arrest powers off-duty? I'm assume (a dangerous thing) that I'll be sworn in after the course. A few personal questions - When you do get activated, do you find yourself treating patients during those types of calls? If you had to choose, would you go back to EMS full time or stay as LEO?

there's still no evidence that this virus kills anyone but 70+ year olds with preexisting conditions. it's not dangerous at all. trump said so. it's also not an airborne aids. that's schizo talk user

Did I fuck up?
I live with my 80 yeard old grandma, she pays the rent 2k+. I earned minamun wage at a "essential" job, but decided to stop going in fear of infecting her. I'm starting to think this is a nothingburger, should I go back to work?

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Based

Well, I don't think one governor should have the power to decide whether his citizens get to live or die to save the sinking ship that is the US economy.

Read this rite now.

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according to Gary we should be at 100's of millions infected now

is your daughter single?

Do we know what percentage of people infected with the virus were hospitalized and how many needed intensive care in Germany or South Korea?

Visit a shrink.

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To be this new again...

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>So is China going to face ANY real repercussions after this bullshit has finally passed?
Nah. Strong worded letter at most.

no, Trump is a pussy kike slave and backpedaled on calling it a chink plague, china has our balls in a vice grip because we cant manufacture JACK SHIT

How much do you love your grandmother is the question

fuck me then, i hope it's nothing more than a cold

F.
Great lad

trade will change maybe? more good made at home. idk.

hiiii brothers.....

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in the unlikely scenario that your wife dies and you and your daughter are quarantined for months, how high is the chance that you would get pent up and take it out on her tight loli cunny in desperation?

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>guy took a tab of LSD
>START TO THINK HE'S A WORM IN A WORMHOLE
just this user, nothing to see here, move on.

Can't wait to be a cyberpunk hacker, sounds rad.
are you somehow implying https is less secure? Do you know what https is?
also it had https before, it just wasn't forced.

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retard

pedophile

fuck you faggot, go lick doorknobs and report back with the results, prove to me it is nothing but the flu

>cuck + collect

Side question: How did China turn into such a shithole anyway? They invented gunpowder, they had motherfuckers like Sun Tzu. They invented the compass. Hell they built that damn wall.
How did they go from glorious empires and dynasties to a cockroach invested shithole who eat dogs and bats. How many wrong turns do you have to make?

youtu.be/XGHwz0tRcWo
>NOOOOOO
>NOT MY HECKIN WHITERINO RAC- UHH I MEAN BRITISH NATIONALERINOS
>YOU HAVE TO STOP BUSINESSES OR MY HECKIN ALCOHOLIC/SMOKER UNEMPLOYED/WORKING CLASS CHAV FANS WILL DO A DYING
>NOOOO STOPPING BUSINESS WILL STOP CORONAVIRUS BUT ALSO STOP MUH LOCAL BUSINESSERINOS
>ZOMG 2 PEOPLE CALLED IT RACIST AND LITERALLY NOBODY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR RACE PANDERING ZOMG LEFT BTFO
>FUCKING SHITSKI- UHH I MEAN IMMIGRANTERINOS I SWEAR I'M NOT RACIST

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Tell boomers to catch it asap to get ahead of the healthcare collapse. If a spike is severe enough it will CAUSE the healthcare collapse.

>denying facts
>just hospitalize 14-20% of people ages 20-44

Okay moron

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>Most young people survive IF they receive necessary oxygen and medical assistance to get through it. Without that, many more will die.
You missed that part. Your table doesn't take that into consideration.

Obviously correct. This virus is a meme

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BORIS LET ME OUT

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Https has nothing to do with security

>day 2 of quarantine
>still no plague gf

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i already have. this virus is literally just a new cold virus. nothing will happen. trump is going to lift the (social distancing) and you will be btfo when nobody is getting sick anymore. we're all getting sick from being cooped up inside

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>blatantly telling people that death is inevitable is a better political move than simply telling them masks do work
IQ tests should be required before running for office.

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liking 2D loli cunny doesn't make me a pedophile

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LET THE WEAK DIE
THE MONEY MUST FLOW

I can tell you Greece is testing only those who need the hospital and we have a 37% death rate, which seems to match many other countries that do the same. Going to the hospital is a coin-flip you'll die.

yeah try being in the middle of a building project with contractors and laborers trying to inadvertently infect you. Everyone telling me I'm crazy for not believing it's all a hoax. Fucking twilight zone.

Same. Where are the hotties?