Thank you Yas Forums, you gave me the Courage to do it. !!!!!!!!!
My parents and relatives don't understand what exponential growth is, they don't understand that if 2 people were sick in town a few days ago, 4 people were infected yesterday.... that we need to be expecting 20 people in town to be sick tomorrow... exponential growth
They're not taking things seriously, has already resulted in some loud-arguments about how we MUST stay home... they REFUSE to listen, some of them aren't getting it...
I have now PULLED the starter relay on my mom's Subaru, she will no longer be going to WalMart later this week, no longer having the ability to bring the virus from a large store back into this household...
We were here when the Access Hollywood tape with Billy Bush was released just days before the election.. I thought that Trump didn't have a hope and was scared then, but we pulled through and made it.
Pulling that Starter Relay was one of the Top 10 moments of my life, I now don't have to worry this week.
Robert Butler
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bro, how are you going to get tendies now? or food in general? Just tell her to wear a mask when she shops.
Adrian Thompson
Don't include us in this, fix your mom's car, say sorry
Daniel Lopez
>Don't include us in this, fix your mom's car, say sorry
You guys gave me the courage to do it.
If these older folks REFUSE to listen to the President's directions on keeping distance, it's up to us, the younger folks who understand Exponential Growth, to pull the batteries and starter relays of their cars.
Carter Williams
You are an idiot. No one here cares about anyone else here. Fix that shit and go inside and thank them for not kicking your ass out.
Bentley Torres
This post reeks of reddit.
Nathan Morales
so dramatic
Evan Johnson
good start. but I'm thinking there is more to do
Ayden Miller
>You are an idiot.
I might be an idiot, but I will be ALIVE. I won't be in a hospital coughing up my lungs hooked up to some questionable breathing machine just built 36-hours ago on an assembly line that was making Chevy Cruze's just 2 weeks ago.
Sebastian Carter
>car doesn't start >suspect your kid fucked with the car >argument
somehow this is going to end with OP being told by a cop to lay on his back and wiggle his feet before getting shot to death
Gabriel Long
Why don't you just murder-suicide the whole family? Then you won't worry about coronameme.
Blake Nguyen
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Blake Watson
You shoulda pulled the fuel pump fuse...
The car will die a quarter mile down the road, and mummy will be FUMING
What the hell are you driving that will run for more than a few revolutions with no fuel pump fuse?
Henry Kelly
>that we need to be expecting 20 people in town to be sick tomorrow... exponential growth Unchecked exponential growth in a model is garbage. >what are confounding variables?
Cameron Gray
put it back. You might need that car to get you to safety. You are being stupid. Just sit them down and talk to them.
Nolan Baker
Good work user, you’re based.
Matthew Roberts
Nice bait Peak Prosperity
Carter Reyes
>>Histronic faggot, why are so many burgers like this?
>*Histrionic
Thomas Green
Why do your parents have a aftermarket battery cable added on? Are they niggers with a system in the trunk?
Anthony Scott
Based. I had to basically yell at my boomer mother
Ian White
stop scaring your family, you schizo it's just a flu
Carter Scott
You seem nice
Ian Brown
Wish I could do the same. Wife must work, because government said so. Her colleague now has confirmed case in her family. She still has to go to work. Fuck the Australian Government
Jaxon Cook
Just hose her down in the backyard prison-style when she gets home..
Kevin Ortiz
kek you're not a hero, you're a faggot. Kill yourself fearmonger.
Gabriel Reed
What an insolent faggot lol Your parents are likely too retarded to figure this out. Now they’ll take the bus. They will be infected. You played yourself,fucko Enjoy permanent lung scarring.
Nigger, I can't start my car at all if I leave the fuel pump cutoff switch off.
Ethan Lee
>not letting the boomer culling happen Even Trump is ready for it to happen. He's giving people a couple weeks to deal with it but after that it's a free for all.
Adrian Wright
>Don't include us in this, fix your mom's car, say sorry >chinese tea leaf don't listen to this one, OP. You've saved your disgustingly obese mom and dad from a slow, painful death.
Im letting mine do what they like, if they cark it, i can retire.
Lincoln Ortiz
It didn't have to be this way... it really didn't.
Ian Jenkins
I already have popcorn lung from vaping
Cameron Phillips
Based
Carter Green
B A S E D
Benjamin Foster
good call, in a couple of days we will see how bad this is even more when we surpass Chinese official** numbers then everyone will get how fucked we are
Why wouldn’t it be? Not dealing with the brightest bulbs here most likely.
Samuel Hill
>FUSEPULLER IS IN INTERIOR FUSEBOX.
Owen Cox
>countries that take the thread seriously >falling apart economic collapse >countries that let free market decide >not falling apart you are a retard user.
Zachary Howard
The virus takes days to show symptoms. They might already have it. What you should have done was steal the car and hold up in dawoods for 2 weeks.
Xavier Young
Ope, digits confirm. Get to work user
Dylan Richardson
Wow you're a faggot.
Evan Myers
He has some carbed old heap of steel, the venturi can pull some fuel but it won't be enough
Ian Kelly
user. Trump said everyone is going back to work next week tho..
Jace Hernandez
If this post is real, you're a fucking moron.
Lincoln Williams
kys retard virus is a hoax
Joseph Turner
>Pulling the starter relay >Not removing the ecu fuse to disable dwell to the injectors Enjoy hydrolocking that engine you tard.
How about you just let your mom get infected and fucking die Bc you are a fucking sheep. This is a fucking plan for the govt to strip us of our rights and trumps on board with it. Fucking retard.
Just wait till she calls the auto repair guy and some coofer arrives and kills you all.
Charles Perry
retail wagie here; are you home bodies really this terrified of Corona? I go to work every day no mask no gloves no nothing and im fine
Sebastian White
i am happy for your relief. it is too bad your mother would not listen to you. perhaps you saved a few lives..
Dylan Edwards
I commend you for doing something other anons literally wouldn't do.
nys ? ne ?
Leo Campbell
>reddit spacing false flag media story, fuck outta here. MODS
Michael Brooks
is Dwell some small amount of fuel. or. something.. or some minimum amount of the mix to make it idle right? do you mind a quick explanation?
Nolan Green
>tfw live in kansas it's coming for me bros... it's coming for all of us
Hunter Long
>How about you just let your mom get infected and fucking die Bc you are a fucking sheep. This is a fucking plan for the govt to strip us of our rights and trumps on board with it. Fucking retard.
She earns money and makes food and does my laundry, I would be a complete fool to let mom get sick, and then allow the entire household to get sick. This virus is not a joke, it's a nasty fast way to die, people are dying within 7 to 10 days locally from it.
Matthew Smith
no he didn't, he said he is not looking at months, but they have to see what happens under new review, but you know what it's such a dilemma I think we should try it and see what happens, ya we will have the emergency tents set up for the dying and we get back to work, yes back the work yes indeed, shalom
