/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2464 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

1,000,000 NEXT WEEK

>1,000,000 NEXT WEEK

1,000,000 NEXT WEEK

>Ruby Princess passenger dies from coronavirus.
Another voyage of the damned.

looks like a trap

Just got to fuck a non prepping chick from my mandated government shut down job in all holes twice for a box of Honey Bunches of Oats and a roll of toilet paper. She was a 6/10.

Did i get ripped off?

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I'm just here for Corona-chan.

Cute!

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Imagine being an American right now, good fucking Lord.

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how much did you have to listen to her

>deaths stalling out
>threads slowing down dramatically (40 minutes or more for one thread)
I thought this was a genuine happening but....its over bros....

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Did anyone else know you were there? You should have strangled her and robbed the place.

>the virus is super serious guys

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post pics
did she suck your dick

>US State Leaderboard
583 total deaths
34/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (NH new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
183 deaths
>WA:
110 deaths
>CA:
43 deaths
>LA:
34 deaths
>NJ:
27 deaths
>GA:
26 deaths
>FL:
18 deaths
>MI:
15 deaths
>IL:
12 deaths
>CT:
10 deaths
>MA, TX:
9 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
7 deaths
>OH, PA:
6 deaths
>MO, OR, SC, VT, WI:
5 deaths
>KY, NV:
4 deaths
>MD:
3 deaths
>AZ, DC, KS, OK, PR, TN:
2 deaths
>GU, MN, MS, NH, SD, UT:
1 death

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yeah we are out here.
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

Did you nut inside?

How did she know?

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>dude just turn off the economy indefinitely so nobody catches the flu!!!
feels good to have a leader who sees past the bullshit.

>countries shut down
>major economic recession right on the alley

it's not over user

Meanwhile in Japan

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Shame it can't go longer but cest le vie

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Grandpa told me to drive up so he can give me his favorite handgun in case he dies. His state is going under lockdown

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Du b du bs someone will die in this thread

Did user really fuck his sister because she was afraid of Cornovirus? Christ, I guess grills really do get crazy during a crisis.

REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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that graph shows nothing you dribbling retard

Global death rate is 14% now

CONGRATS ON OREIMO user ON FUCKIN G HIS SISTER!

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>spread eet

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>deaths stalling out.
Do you not know how to read graphs?

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aw here goes

Timeline jumps aren't uncommon also oh shit

I know right?
Thank God trump knows what he's doing

This shit has got me really interested in a self-sufficient lifestyle with gardening and whatnot, and I keep getting excited to live life this way but then I remember that I’m going to die soon from the fucking coronavirus

#
There you go. Keep it legal.

#
I thought that might what I was looking at, ha. However, he could still be charged if she presses Sexual Assault and Incest charges(up to 15 Years because of Incest).

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 43,734 (553) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,625 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (27) Brazil 1,924 (34) Australia 1,887 (7) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,460 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) Singapore 509 (2) India 499 (10) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 356 (4) Panama 345 (6) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Mexico +51 (+1) New Zealand +53 El Salvador +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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NOT THE HECKIN MUZZERINOS

This. My enthusiasm for this happening went out the window when I read Canada has contained it to a few deaths. I really wanted this to be a societal breakdown but like everything it’s nothing.

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>we are generous in the way we code deaths because we record people who die from coronavirus as people who died from coronavirus

His sister is Emma Watson?

>jew york is testing more people than anywhere else in the world right now.
If the mild aren't being tested then all 20k cases are somewhat serious if the death rate is 1% now it will only go higher to match every other country and follow Italy's path, if the mild are being tested then it can't be lower than 1% because there's no-one else to test

Bros, do I have the king fly?

2 weeks ago I had these symptoms:
-cough usually not dry
-bofy aches
-feeling tired
-out of breath when carrying things upstairs

Now my cough is dry most of the time and I still get body aches. No fever though.

NO SPEAK BAD ABOUT FELLOW CHINKARINOS
ALL IN THREAD BAD BAD MAN

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I have too many videogames to play

[CHART UPDATED]

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Kungflu* sorry I'm retarded phoneposter

She cute

Someone said she looked like young Watson (can't be confirmed tho)

We’re about to get so fucked it’s not even funny.

you said you guys would stop. are you happy? im broken

He says she looks like a blonde emma watson

>dying from something is the same as dying with something
Lol. Tell me more about your meme virus that only kills old people and people who have immune system issues

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More muzzie bashing memes plz

CoronaChan archivist here again
fleshing out my folder for release this evening. Gonna give it one more thread after this one to collect things then dump the whole archive.
send me stuff from the last day or so.

If you want something specific, just ask.
If you want something general. also just ask, I probably have something that fits the bill.

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youtu.be/o9C9OKMyZng

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Why did you cut off at March 19?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Spain (-6.74%) Poland (-6.35%) South Africa (-4.88%) Brazil (-3.61%) Italy (-2.57%) Russia (-0.67%) Switzerland (-0.05%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) France (+0.50%) Netherlands (+2.56%) Australia (+2.92%) Germany (+2.81%) China (+3.04%) United Kingdom (+3.74%) United States (+3.88%) Singapore (+4.35%) Hong Kong (+4.80%) Taiwan (+5.21%) India (+5.24%) Austria (+5.32%) Japan (+5.31%) South Korea (+7.62%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-17%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (-22%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-4%) Sao Paulo (-13%) Buenos Aires (-7%) New York (-16%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-5%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-47%) Seattle (-23%)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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So it's confirmed EU is going to end after this pandemic, right? No European Solidarity so far, after all.

Shit. That's about a third of what Shibuya crossing usually is.
Even with 2/3 people staying home we still have that shit.
We can't make it.

Oh my...

>your cute scared imouto will never crawl into your bed to cuddle and end up in wincest with her beloved oniichan just like in my japanese anime
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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>m-maybe i can fix you user

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>you said you guys would stop. are you happy? im broken
I said no such thing. Give details now, my dick can get more erect.

Non-preped nothing burger fag needs to cope harder.

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Does anyone know how the symptoms progress? Three weeks ago I had flu but the dry cough still remain with a discomfort behind the breastbone every time I breath.

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POMP EET

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Who here also wants this shit to end in april? Fuck this shit. Fuck happeners.

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Nothing's happening. Disappointing.

You're the bad guys

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good chart texas

Story? This is relevant to my interests

>Tell me more
That meme virus just destroyed all your savings and job prospects. Should I tell you even more?

>you said you guys would stop.
I don't believe I ever said that.
did she enjoy it?

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Wait wasn't his sister older than him?

Feels good to be an Argenchad

Thread song.
youtube.com/watch?v=jXwgShqzVas

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

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What are those anons talking about?

Pretty cool post.
thank you user

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I want it to end now

They are starting to get tested more, yes. But also people who are asymptomatic are still being told not to go get tested.
> the death rate is 1% now it will only go higher to match every other country and follow Italy's path, if the mild are being tested then it can't be lower than 1% because there's no-one else to test
First off, "every other country" is just inaccurate. Italy is an exception. Go look at the full chart.
And no, if there are people with mild symptoms getting tested, then the death rate will be continue to go lower because the people with mild symptoms are fine. The people with asymptomatic symptoms will later be estimated and added to the total cases later on as well. The death rates will decrease over time, not increase.

plese stop
what do you want from me? wll you leave me alone if i tell you already?

I'm from Sacramento, and this shit is nothing at all

93 days to get from 0-100k

how many to get from 100k-400k (today)

Is there a bigger boomer than Bill Mitchell?

Does this guy ever stop tweeting? My grandma was dying of cancer and she never bitched as much as this guy

Don't you actually have a ridiculously low amount of cases? How the fuck do you manage that when you live crowded like that?

Yeah I know right?
Politicians will lose their jobs over this.

This picture is at least a decade old.

Funny as fuck. Slowly but surely all the world leaders are on a mission to relay to the public how they've been memed by the media into the global equivalent of calling in a bomb threat.

Severaql days ago some user came for advaise. he's sister was insistent of sleeping in his bed, and he was uncomfortable with it.

We obviously told him to fuck her in the ass. I lost track of him for a few days, and last thread there are people claiming he did it. Nice.

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almost at 2,000 a day
>about to pass china's "total" deaths

Nothing burger
Take your pills, schizos
Stop these threads

She is 18. He still said it with me(Cop) in the threads, lol.

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The news dropped on January 21st
Gtfo with literally who larpers

Thanks Gary, at first the absurdity was almost comical,

"hah how many days has it been stuck at 39? four days? five?"

ahhh... simpler times. easier times.
still being around, you remind us of those times, when it was an uneasy smile and an nervous chuckle.

Your ritual post has grown with us, evolved, like a bow drawn across a string, its resonation; sublime, and organic, deeply internal like a stumbling stone, a memorial whose concrete has yet to set.

Thank you Gary.

Sad thing is that if US gets fucked the Chinese are going to be our new overlords and it's kind of ironic Trump himself is helping this to happen. Dark times are ahead

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top snek

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holy shit Brazil is so fucking dumb

BUYBUYBUY

how safe im i in the middle of bum fuck kansas?

i mean we get alot of people in this town but its not hitting plains states to hard right now

I DIDNT FUCK HER IN THE ASS FUCK OFF

Confirmed

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>2 more cases
2 more cases
>2 more cases
2 more cases

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>w-we're past the peak now g-guys!
>happening cancelled!

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Mask wearing is already a thing for them, even before the virus. Their autism is working wonders for them.

Russia will halt exporting buckwheat temporarily. Suck it.

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It's just that the death growth hasn't been that great, but it hasn't been stalling at all, it's just that previous day was like 1.8k death and today was 2k
Plus we all know that China is lying through their teeth about their cases/deaths

in the pussy then?