Imagine having such a based landlord

>squatters are based and redpilled!!
ITT: leftypol larps as Yas Forums

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Nah, I make way more than any plumber or tradie.

>i have property
>tenant has no property
>agree to rent property for X per month
>tenant agrees
>
>boohOOOOOO I CANNOT PAY YOU CANNOT MAKE ME PAY :(((((( YOU ARE EVIL AND I WONT PAY YOU

Fake and gay, Mohammed. Bongs go to jail for 'assaulting' people that break into their homes.

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plot twist
all his tenants are immigrants

So? You could still maintain and improve your house for less than whatever your rent costs.

This is basic economics, classcuck.

>squatters rights
So, are you really such a retard that you don't know that squatters and tenants have different sets of rights in America? They are two completely separate things legally.

I’m not expecting a rent amnesty (in fact my rent goes up next week) but a landlord who can’t be flexible for the next month isn’t much of an investor.

The idea that hardworking families putting their money into investment properties is a bad thing is ridiculous. I don’t mind a family slogging it out and buying a couple of apartments and a house.

Conversely the idea that this situation, happening or not happening in the Yas Forums sense of the word should throw masses of people out on the street for the sake of ‘being based’ is short sighted performative bullshit from weak idiots who don’t value anything. That and you’re going to create roving bands of Antifaggots with an axe to grind.

Everybody needs to stop taking the ticket, take some time off the fucking internet, call their landlord or tenants before the end of the month and work something out.

Conservatives are supposed to have good threat detection. Do you think the police will defend your property across town if they have to be in more than one place at once? Have you ever actually tried to access justice from the police? It’s a government department, idiots, if it’s really urgent there’s a margin where they won’t come in time.

>jewing the shit out of your fellow man in times of crisis is so fucking based
I mean you and the guy in the OP pic are both anglos so I am not really surprised

simply buy your own apartment building, prole.

Kill all landlords in minecraft

porky has never been known for foresight

stop renting from jerks you responsibility-shirking loser retards

I’d rather put all that work into my actual job and make more money there. Putting time into a house literally loses me money and I’d rather have my costs subsidized by other renters.

retard

>muh progress cause I said the word progress
>it's not greed when I do it

I bet “hardworking families” really do buy apartments of their own! It’s not like 40% of Americans can’t cover a 400 dollar emergency expense or anything.

>being asspained at safety squads
thanks for outing yourself as the reddit lefty/pol/ nupol so󠛡yboy you are

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this

>stop renting from jerks
>stop renting
>stop rent

Acquaint his head with a bullet.

hahahahahaha

You can just call up a plumber on Saturday.

Just pick up the phone nerd and stop being a cuck.

Are you such a retard that you think someone that gets served an eviction notice does not become a squatter? But please do continue signalling how you're nupol getting asspained because your communist faggotry is rejected as that, faggotry

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nice counterpoint fegget

t. leftypol

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i would pour acetone down the drains, it would weaken them and they would break at somepoint in the future. Could never prove it was you and would happen after you left.

I think its important that people take small steps to cut into the rents of landlords to discourage becoming actual serfs.

That's not based. That's a probably one of the (((tribe))).

If I’m going to pay someone then it’s even more effective to rent because my costs are shared with all the tenants. I also live in a studio so buying a house would leave me with a bunch of SQFT I would never use and would end up paying to heat.

>say you're leaving, you want your security deposit back
>owner gets house and plumbing and wiring checked before you go, as it was checked before you came
>see there is significant damage
>lose safety deposit
kek

I'm suprised this British bitch didn't end his post with "to be honest"
Those retards love that phrase

giving up choice is guaranteeing the residential bureaucrat in charge of your subdivision will be a million times worse than any landlord you could have just not enabled in the first place. you dumb commie fucks.

you wouldnt be able to detect that damage. It would slowly corrode the pipes over weeks and weeks and then break. They would probably never be able to tell even when it broke.

Another thing people used to do is pour cream or whole milk in the corners of carpet and insulation and after a few weeks the whole house would smell terrible and would be unlivable.

Are you a landlord or do you just enjoy deepthroating their dicks?

I have completely fucked off my credit card payments. Hoping for THE END OF THE WORLD! They sent this guy round to shout at me
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tz2jhRAC8

never heard of any landlord checking plumbing before, is that a thing in bruceland?

landlords are basically white niggers.

First, real estate is a terrible investment so it comes down to the idea that people like it as an investment because they can litterally "lord over" someone and control another person.

Stocks, ETFs, mutual funds, and even government bonds are all unquestionably better investments than real estate but you dont get to control people with those investments.

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So much for backing britain. More like stabbing britain in the back. Fucking cunt, give me his address, in terraria.

t. antifa / nupol / leftypol

It's called common sense
you dont want to be walking into a situation where a minute of water ends up in a fucked up situation

You cant live for years stuffing rubbish down a pipe for instance

plot twist:
court tells him to get lost and lets the tenants stay and ALSO makes him fix the heater even though he isn't getting paid or they'll confiscate his property

they dont do things like that over here, that's all i can tell you, at least i've never encountered it

Your delicious virus is proof of this.

Relax memefag, I probably strike more of a balance between liberty and equality with a national focus than you fucking do.

Real estate is good because mortgages are some of the best leverage you can get. Try constructing those terms at any brokerage, you can’t.

i'm sure he has no bills to pay

>UH OH looks like you're out on you're arse goy

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Um uh he’s an atheist guys!

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>or they'll confiscate his property

Sounds like they already did.

i have a friend who is a landlord and he is already getting offers from a couple of his cute tentants to offer him sex several times a month instead of paying rent. He doesn't want the sex though he wants money. Thots BTFO

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Friendly reminder that squatters rights queers = anti safety squad anitfa reddit leftypol

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>boris banned evictions a few days ago
bet this guy's mad

Most futures brokers are commission free.

The police wont enforce such an eviction.

Sorry landlord cuck!

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>crisis is over
>suddenly you owe all rent that was postponed during the crisis
>end up further in debt
kek

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>leftypol went and found a literal communist pepe called "KGB pepe" to try and cope with the fact true Yas Forums is and always will be safety squads

KEK
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Plumbers make good money and set their own hours. I make more than them too, but being a plumber isn't a bad gig for someone who can't hack big brain jobs.

Its actually pretty hard to “margin call” a mortgage and the government isn’t going to subsidize your options gambling habit the way they would housing.

>Get back!
>The Royal Constabulary don't want Corona virus from you or the tenant!

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Why did you leave “pandemic shuts down their job” blank

>dad is a landlord in greater Boston area
>renters in his building are rich tech-industry millennials who all work at large companies in Cambridge, surrounding area etc
>bitch and moan to him despite making six figures on average
>”well Bryce maybe you should have saved a little instead of spending your bonus on a backpacking trip to Croatia”

Feelsgoodman

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>implying the police force is the only way to get you out
lmao@ reddit larping as Yas Forums while arguing for commie squatters rights

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>incurring criminal level risk for pleb landlord tier profits

Let me go knock over a few banks so I can give fair, low interest loans to people.

Aryan here. I have been shit on by everyone my entire life. I'm ready to kill and landlords are the first to die. Fucking proto jews.

Recent happening have redpilled me on landlords. I'm not a communist, I'm not a capitalist.

I strongly believe that a nations political alignment has nothing to do with its prosperity. I strongly believe that we would live in a utopia if jews and jew tactics didnt exist.

If you force an aryan into poverty, you are a traitor and no different from a jew. You will be treated as such.

I dont even rent. I just stick up for young white men and I'll gladly arm them.

This. There is nothing, to me, inherently wrong about renting. I don't see how else extra money accumulated in the system will go into housing / lodging if renting is abolished. (And, by the way, why do those who bitch about renting not bitch about property taxes? Oh that's right. They're all college aged faggots.)

But if you're a landlord and you can't manage this kind of temporary shock then you fucking suuuuck. What kind of position are you in that it requires a perma cash flow lest you go belly up?

Oh and by the way WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE FUCKING CAPTCHA LATELY?

this is a meme, its pain in the as to get an evicition in bonglands

houses are shit investments, they are vanity investments/conspicuous investments. Just like a Ferrari serves no purpose over a Corvette other than flexing people. Investing in houses serves no purpose other than lording over people.

Investing in Housing
>closing costs = tens of thousands
>Pay taxes every year
>Pay thousands every year in maintenance
>pay hundreds a year in advertising in marketing
>miss an average of 1 rental payment every year from vacancy or non payment
> Appreciates maybe 5% a year (1-2% go right to annual property taxes)

Investing in Equities or Buisness
>closing costs = $0,
>selling costs =$ Near zero in modern age
>Pay zero to advertise
>maintence = $0
>annual taxes =$0
>taxes on sale only 0 or 15% (LTCapGain)
>Appreciates on average 8% a year.

Real estate is a shit investment and comes with an extreme social cost.

When people work every day to pay rent to someone who does litterally nothing it is a horrible perversion. When people own stuff and they work they work to improve what they own.

I honestly hope millions of people lose their second home in this recession.

Adam Smith wrote extensively about how wrong rent seeking behavior was.

>Being scared of a little extra curricular activities
not going to make it, probably why you're a loser arguing for commie squatters rights

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>I leveraged more than I am worth to invest in this property and I need YOU, SERF, to pay my mortage!!!!!

landlord niggers can come collect the rent out of the barrel of my mossberg