/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2463 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Corona-chan is a monster, and (You) better believe it!

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why is it so hard for people (especially zoomer with no jobs) to stay inside?

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BACK TO WORK GOYS, IT'S JUST A FLU

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>no trumpbux
>need to go back to work in a week from now
GOD BLESS THE USA

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>Chinese woman caught spreading Shit to back yard of Americans.

>We really don’t get why these Chinese are so evil to Americans?

>You got asylum&got rich here then you hate &hurt Americans in Corono time.

I can't tell if Trump going full herd means he's received assurances from his jew masters that he will be re-elected despite the future body count, OR he's been downgraded by his masters as disposable and is being setup for a fall.

Thank fuck I don't have /ptg/'s problems.

buy the dip pussy

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People in Wuhan must like walking and cycling

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>only 1.2% mortality rate in US
>majority of people are asymptomatic and not getting tested, meaning actual figure is much lower
>the just a flu bros were unironically right

Hello operator? Yeah can I speak to a NOTHINGBURGER.

F

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AAAAAAA

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>mfw an ameribetic dies of corona near me

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Is that B&Q? who the fuck buys bog roll in B&Q?

>15 day period started on March 16th
>ends on April 1st
>the next day is April 2nd
>April 2nd, also known as March 33rd (3/33)

The numbers never lie.

What's it like to fuck your sister user? Kinky?

I'm prepared to catch me some spreaders
youtube.com/watch?v=F83iuaZ3Rxg

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>Wow, this is such a big happening
>You're my happing, user

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desperate times

AHEM, SISTERFUCK.

Stop making these threads.
Whoever is paying you to make this bullshit up, I want you to stop and just think about the people.
All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world; meanwhile it's long since been contained.
24/7 you fearmonger, spreading misinfo and lies out through these threads to journos who blow it up on mainstream media to terrify the public into buy buy buying.

What you're doing is despicable and you need to stop.

In about two weeks.

reminder for fellow burgers. just cause trump might lax social distancing, doesn't mean you should stop practicing it. stay safe.

i won't let them forget

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>DeSantis under pressure to close Florida
>doesn't want to because $$$$$$
>look to federal government for pressure
>Trump already talking about opening everything while his viral disease advisors weep bitter tears for humanity
>severe symptomatic cases exploding
>Hospitals completely unprepared, understaffed, and understocked
Apocalypse now

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They're soaring
They're free

Blame the Dems you faggot. They fucked it up for you

So if Trumps retarded ass is going to reopen the economy, does that mean no more Trumpbuxx for anyone?

THANKS UNITED STATES! NOW WE AREN'T NUMBER 3 ANYMORE!

also, just in case I wake up dead tomorrow, keep safe guys

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can't hardly post. captcha won't work. my internet is too slow. fugg.

That's from February, and based on data that didn't take into account mild cases.

The US is going to get fucked badly, isn't it? Today's press conference screamed desperation.

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JUST FUCKING STOP WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW. GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR HEELP

archive.is/D2YI6
>Hong Kong Expats Point Fingers Over Who’s Spreading Coronavirus
>>Late last week, as Hong Kong reported a spike of new coronavirus cases, Sean Brown was alarmed to see a group of foreign families board a local bus without wearing the surgical masks worn by nearly everyone else in the city.
>>Brown, a 52-year-old US-Canadian citizen who flies private jets, quickly assessed the unmasked foreigners as recent returnees -- part of the wide swath of wealthy expats who left Hong Kong in the early days of the outbreak, only to return when the disease spread around the world.
not sure how to feel as a descendant of a well-poisoning plague doctor

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So : my fellows

How many of you made sure to remain fit, healthy, and exercised so that you can collect a FAT PAYCHECK when your elderly relatives get their date with Corona-chan?

>believing the dip is over
TO
THE
FLOOR
BABY

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>recession
i hope this screenshot is at least a month old

CoronaChan archivist here. Will be around for a couple of threads to collect new material then will dump my archive to a mega link for you all.
Give me any new stuff that you've seen in the past day or so, and ask If you want anything specific (or just ask for something general) either works for me.
Hail CoronaChan

low test virgin

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Fuck off Chang

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Anyone got the link to the map of all cases? It’s a black color map of the world and shows all cases

Bat Soup effect

NYC is done

Go to Iceland (shop, not country) and buy as many shit tickets that'll fit in your Ford Fiesta.

based kraut

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How have you changed since corona threads popped up on here?

I officially hate Chinese now

>Fed is printing $1 trillion a day and literally giving it out for free no questions asked at 0% to anyone company who asks for it
If this is Trump's 4D chess to kill the Fed it's working

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sisterfister is back

i just ignored my state's stay at home order to go buy cigarettes and booze. i considered those essential needs.

Yah basically
He even alluded to a potential depression happening.

It was overvalued by a very large margin as a result of boomers dumping all of their money into index funds since they believed that "the american economy has never been stronger", but the market capitalization was far outpacing GDP growth.
It was really a speculative bubble fueled by boomer delusion.
I feel no remorse for people dumb enough to keep their money in that obviously doomed market

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Tell us what she looks like and we will be nice to you and leave you alone. What celebrity does she look like?

each day is a new horror
will half of humans today even survive?

We've been following them since February when it was barely over a 20% chance of recession.

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Corona-chan is going in hard and deep, without lube, prepare yourself

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FOURTH DEATH IN MEXICO WAS A 71 YEAR OLD MAN WITH DIABETES

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ALL HAIL CORONA CHAN!

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We're waiting for the NYC tsunami of 2020, so yes.

What broker should a leaf use to make gains when we go into recovery and the market recovers?

We never will, he might have gotten memory-holed by the MSM but we will never forget.

Yes, and we're already in january 82nd, as that is the date everyone uses.
>The numbers, what do they mean?

coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

You probably always did.

hey ching chang, I saw actual military vehicles driving around today. Don't bullshit me

Today death toll is 4.8%. And deaths usually lag behind. But just today 1.8k people died and 41k got confirmed.

And the fucking Lopez Cobrador still doing nothing. You better run, amigo.

NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1!
USA USA USA USA USA

Was it better than a regular fuck or not
answr me.

Fuck tyou too
if i fuckingh do that will you leave me alone then

we're not looking at 'recession' any longer

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Gotta catch 'em all

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He's just a stupid billionaire that is used to being able to ignore all his problems. He thinks that if he ignores this one it will go away.

It's gonna get a lot worse though.

There's no place to run, tío.

REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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>People in Wuhan must like walking and cycling
>implying there is anyone left alive in that hellhole

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post a pic that's similar to your sis

EF Hutton, obviously.
youtube.com/watch?v=2_ygqPepLjM

Taking all that we know currently, what are your estimations of the duration of social distancing and lockdowns?
I'm thinking maybe a month but I don't know, Wuhan has been locked down for 2-3 now hasn't it?
How bad do other britbongs think we're going to get hit?

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It's rapidly looking like we're going to reach a tipping point where death skyrocket over a matter of days happening in every country.

What I don't get is this thing, wouldn't the virus already be killing something like 15% of us on its normal mode if we run out of hospital beds?

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Yeah the east coast is really fucking us over.

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Isn't Mexico under lockdown?

Check out this satellite animation showing how pollution decreased on Wuhan.

>The European Space Agency has released a video showing the decrease of air pollution over China as the country went into lockdown - then its returns as the quarantine measures start to ease.
>The animation, based on data from the Copernicus Sentinel-5P satellite, shows nitrogen dioxide emissions, which are produced by the burning of fossil fuels over China, between 20 December and 16 March.

ladbible.com/news/news-video-shows-china-pollution-decreasing-during-coronavirus-lockdown-20200322

slow in increase of deaths for the second day in a row

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At this point Trump should have just accepted that a recession is going to happen and quarantine. His administration will be remembered as economically bad but he had an interest in protecting Americans. Instead his ego is too great and more people will get infected

Entonces sal a comer :^)

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=bOhpHX3q7P8

how did the movie night go?

Trips of death and truth, checked.

NYC, LA, Seattle, Portland, Chicago, and all of Florida are going to be buried in cases by the end of the weekend.

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checked and based

F

The fact you got away with that makes me mad, this is my typical captcha.

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Can someone explain the development of symptoms
I had dry throat and cough
My dry throat has gone away, does this mean the illness is almost over? or can the pneumonia set in after the cough has gone away?

i've been hating the chinese since i was born

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do the bugmen and bugwomen buy garmin shit?

Yep. My State is fucked. 300 Cases including a 7 Month Old, 6 Dead. No gatherings of more than three people.

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If I take that suit off will you die

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fat disgusting slob here: I'm planning on surviving through sheer dumb luck.

I'm only looking at America, where they are testing the most people in the world per capita in New York. Surprise surprise, the amount of people who are positive are skyrocketing but the deaths are lagging way behind the doomsday fetishist.

This is a zog media psyop. Always do the opposite of what the media tells you.

Party on power and president believe "just a flu" other governators start to lockdown and mass testing.

Digits confirmed, many millions of dead chinks with even more dying.
Still just a dent in their billion and a half population.

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Watch it all burn with us

always slip a fake in there to fuck up their data. they know a few correct answers but count on you to help their cars not crash in to a ditch

Nobody knows
That's why everyone's freaking out
There's no conclusive data on anything yet because the virus is novel and seems aggressive

It would be extremely painful

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No, partial lockdown in some states (like mine). My state: Gyms, clubs, bars, cinemas are closed. Restaurants must close at 10 pm. Most of the government is working now at home now, school has been suspended until April 20th

F for B A S E D

BUYBUYBUY

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That's not Garmin but Tomtom, and given the data for other cities it seems to be pretty accurate
tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shanghai-traffic
It shows for example how Shanghai is on lockdown during the weekends

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its was fine, okay?
i fucking told you it was awkward as fuck for an hour
she looks a younger blonde emma watson oKAY?>

you broke me, okay? you fuckers win

>Nigger unemployment has never been lower! Never mind that most people are in debt and will never afford a house, the economy is doing GREAT!
Corona was sent from god to destroy the housing market so that we could all have happy families on a farm in the country side. Don't forsake your opportunity.

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>NYC, LA, Seattle, Portland, Chicago, and all of Florida are going to be buried in cases by the end of the weekend.
don't forget San Francisco

Last year I was on my last legs with a really nasty flu, if it were this year everyone would think I had the coronaviri

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When are rent and house prices gonna come down?

>the deaths are lagging way behind
There are still hospitals that function. Just wait till they run out of ventilators and other equipment/drugs and watch the deaths play catch up.
You also have to consider the US has more hospitals and the virus is spread out in multiple locations.
The US will take longer to get going but once she does she will accelerate even faster as its a lombardy at each location the virus is growing.

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ccfr will tell us soon

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I wish someone would shop this without her clothes on

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1 post by this ID = OP is a bot

You're a big virus

Yes we will all leave you alone, i promise

Yas Forums is a faggot free board.
you must go

How likely is it to catch this bitch if I fly from Las Vegas to Orlando?

Already happen in January in China

>Young Emma Watson
Hmm. I know how to break people.
t. Cop

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I won't fuck with you anymore user. Godspeed.

>seems aggressive
It's benign as fuck, just triggers an ADE reaction to other coronavirus antibodies. The older you are, the more likely you are to have a strong antibody response to the common cold. Doctors will also have higher exposure to cold coronaviruses and thus are more at risk of complications. It's why they're hoarding the masks for medical people, they're the ones who really need them

Democracy isn't real retard.

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So I can write that greentext then?

No tienes idea de cómo quiero asesinarlo. Espero que le dé corona

>bought SPY puts
>literally printing money
i'll cash out so when it becomes worthless i can wipe my ass with crisp, sharp $100 bills

>always slip a fake in there to fuck up their data. they know a few correct answers but count on you to help their cars not crash in to a ditch
I saw a Youtube video where it explained how recaptcha works. I believe they send the same result to a few people at the same time and then average out what the correct answer is.

I'm also positive that Google intentionally fails your captcha so they can sucker you into filling out a few more for free. fucking jews

Why would it be Lombardy at each location?
Why wouldn't it be similar to the mortality rates in Germany? Or the mortality rates in South Korea? Or Japan? Or any of the other dozens of other countries that don't fit your doomsday narrative?
Ex: Why is south asia not assblasted at all by this? Why is africa fine? Is this also a "lag"? Seems like this virus doesn't do well in warm climates, and first world countries with hospitals are also fine. I can't wait to see all these doomsday fetishists eat shit over this. Will be amazing.

100 of NYC's 150 deaths happened the last 2 days at the same time they confirmed 10k cases. That's 1% death rate. On week 1.

>Orlando
100%, not even joking, Florida is really bad. They're managing this whole thing really, really bad. Don't go.

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Sorry user. Recommend me a good incest doujin

Of course, I knew I forgot something.

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Fuck you pedo, shes 18.
you fucking win im leaving.

Lol imagine making this many threads about a meme plague

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Keep an eye on more European countries like mine, Switzerland, France, and England this week. We'll be reaching pretty close to maximum capacity (even including extra beds through upscaling measurements).
More triage will happen, and a lot of severe to critical patients will be left to die at home.

Going to be funny to see how normies will react when being told there's nobody or no place left to treat them or their family, even for non-COVID cases.
>Your father just had a heart attack?
>Hope he stays alive by himself the next few weeks or months, no emergency surgery for him
>Your mother got shanked by a nigger?
>Sorry, no EMT available at the moment

Unless sister fucker has a loli for a sister he needs to quit his bitching. Two people smacked bottoms big woops.

Uh user, I got some bad news...
>inb4 shitty crop

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>user, this virus has me so scared and cold...d-do you mind if i sleep in your bed tonight

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alright thanks
best wishes, i'll leave you alone

that pic is fucking BASED ahahahahahahaha

see Florida is going to be the absolute worst in terms of death and infection rate.

Be honest: is anyone else here not taking this seriously? I think I might have a fundamental inability to process reality. I don't think of it as a possibility that someone I know could get infected.

>50% of global N95 production is in China; the following is all from January-February

>Total ban on export of N95 repirators; shipment out of country were seized on the tarmac- beginning of January still through to today

>In January China Nationalized all N95 Production facilities Including American, Canadian, and European Owned

>In the 2 weeks following Hubei lockdown China bought out the global inventory of N95 respirators well over 50 million

>In the 24 hour eriod of January 30th alone 20 million were ordered to china

>Chinese nationals across Europe, North America, and Oceania bought out retail location to ship back to china or hoard

>Proof archive.is/6HdUi

>All whilst still hiding the virus from the rest of the world; WHO head is a chinese asset as well

>Critical shortage of N95 masks and other PPE acrosss the non asian world resulting in CRIPPLED surge capacity as medical workers will be getting the disease en masse

>China is immune to being called out because they still have an immense amount of other products they can pull from export such as 90% of all generic medicine in the U.S.A.

>They have threatened to do so publicly as seen here archive.is/cC8Sj

>WSJ describing the absolute disaster that is NYC right now MEdical workers already testing positive archive.is/IwfyV

>Further description of the absolute state of the United States medical PPE shortage archive.is/RWfwu

>COMPLETE AND UTTER CHICOM TACTICAL VICTORY

This is the death knell of the Republic of the United States of America. Either we Balkanize and break into multiple nations infighting for the coming decade; the desired outcome of Chinas last desperate gamble; or we fall and rise up with an eagle on the flag as the new Imperial United States of America. only time will tell, the die is cast.

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China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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Pues así estamos con los nuestros de aquí... así estamos...
En fin, a sobrevivir y después empezar las demandas para meterlos en la cárcel, 8000 personas en España ya se han juntado en una para denunciar al gobierno, ojala prospere

Based. Come back in a few days and you'll love it. I just have to finish coronachan and Ebola chan

>not using corona's dirty diseased spit as a natural lube
Not gonna make it

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about 10 days according to this.

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>why won't it be like asia
because americans are old fat and no one is in masks and unlike south korea there was no real contact tracing and isolation of those that are sick.
In Germany they are also following orders unlike the US where everyone went out in party instead of staying home.

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>Pedo
You said young. 18 is not young. She is a legal adult. AoC was the worry for me.

>Mainland China's new coronavirus infections up by two-fold to 78 cases
OH NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY CHINKBROS

They have ordered people who have mild symptoms to not go to hospitals to get tested. Additionally, people who are asymptomatic are obviously not going to get tested either.
The 1% figure is the max. It is likely much, much lower and comparable to the flu.

OH NO NO NO
BUT POL TOLD ME THIS WAS A NOTHINGBURGER ALREADY IN CHINA

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242271068846346240

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/ourbot/

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Should America be separated into smaller federations?

There seems to be no national unity or country spirit at all

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Literally every professional who came across it specifically said it's much worse than the flu
I'm not sure what your endgame here is (unless you're a chink)
Do you think Trump will have a better chance at reelection if he pretends nothing is happening? We will soon see a lot of kino of mutts collapsing in the streets. Do you think this will improve his chances somehow? Muh economy isn't going back up no matter how much tax money they burn simply because China is still barely producing anything

Oreimo user's still here?

Yo user I been fapping to that shit for days. Thanks for making my quarantine a little better, I'll never forget it!

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Threadly reminder that filtering memeflags dramatically improves the quality of this board.

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AIPAC & CPAC actions tell me otherwise, nigger
D.C. will be pic related before 2021

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didn't he commit suicide?

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Dude this disease is a fucking slightly worse cold. It's fucking nothing. People hyped it up as airborne aids.

kek

>Why would it be a Lombardy at each location
The virus is centralized currently in the cities with the strongest medical infrastructure The thing is once it starts hitting the smaller communities with smaller hospitals it's going to hit harder and each hospital is a castle in on itself. Capitalist medicine will have them fighting for resources.

Capitalized medicine is why it wouldn't be like anywhere else, because it won't be patient survival that is the priority, but the survival of the hospital.

South Asia isn't ass blasted because they took this shit in china seriously cause chinks could easily make it over their boarders. Africa is fine either because it lacks the ability to report or again, most people don't go to Africa.

hello fellow hkanon, are you an expat?

Yes, he is calling me a pedo now. lol. See above.

I SAID YOUNGER FUCK
no fuck you. im not comeing back. i dont know what to do with my life now

Yeah, you have to. How about now?

What ever happened to him? Did the Chinese kill him for whistleblowing?

>what's pandemic and exponential growth?
By the time someone you closely know gets it, it's already too late.

Go USA

>San Francisco
WHERE IS THE POO?

Unfortunately that means Boomers will be clamouring to put their hands in our pockets even more

P.S. We're paying for their 2 week ICU stay too
$200,000 fyi

What little is left of the social fabric will be destroyed by this. If that is what those in power want they are going to get it

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cases per capita louisiana is #2

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Spanish mathematical report guesses 800,000 infecteds by 20 of May
One day after, they are shut down and don't publish more reports
>abc.es/espana/comunidad-valenciana/abci-pico-coronavirus-investigadores-fijaron-pico-covid-19-para-dentro-meses-dejan-publicar-informe-202003231824_noticia.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
we're gonna die here, bye you all!

Oh, stop being so overdramatic. She liked it, you liked it.
There's literally no problem here.

youtu.be/lWE7_aetlAc

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Where is the usa leaderboard?

>10000 rounds of ammo
Is that enough to stop a burglar?

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And nothing of value was lost.

Only if these unnecessary shutdowns continue

He was forced into quarantine in an unknown location. Who knows what they did to him

kidnapped is all we know. maybe a re education camp or simply killed

Are you anons sure? When can I fly again? :/ damn

Am I going to die here?

>number of daily cases decreasing
Happeners btfo. Nothing Burger confirmed.

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You're the one spreading misinformation, infected should be cleansed.

.02 fatality rate for people under 30.
Children are immune.
Super scary

Yes, I realize that, but unfortunately I don't have much capital, but I'll see what I can do.

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Too simplistic. No billionaire attains their status by being unaware of their self-interest at all times. Looks to me like coronachan has Trump confused on where his self-interest will be best served, whether winning an election or saving some of his fellow billionaires from becoming mere multimillionaires in a recession.

We already have 800000 infected

Ok please fucking tell me that someone has the screencaps of this hilarious ordeal

El paisano basado, yo tambien le quiero dar un balazo, y al pendejo de Noroña tambien

He is very much alive. He's in his mid 50's and lives happily with his wife.

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Does anyone know how the symptoms progress? Three weeks ago I had flu but the dry cough still remain with a discomfort behind the breastbone.

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South asians poop in the streets and they live in 3rd world conditions. Niggers in africa all have aids and poop on eachother. Coronachan not running train through there is a signal that this is a nothing burger in warmer climates. Also, first would countries have done overwhelmingly fine so far.
Italy is the exception. Northern Italy -- which has a lot of smog -- is the clear stand out. Also it has a massive boomer population.

Were you raped by a chink or something?

his body has no doubt been dumped in a river somewhere. During the Hong Kong protests they suicided a college girl who was also protesting who was found dumped in the river.

Did he fucked her in the end, I've miss several threads and need the details if there are any?

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BASED woodenshoed realist.

This. Besides, the legal ramifications for Incest(5 Years State+2.5 Years Federal).

>not using aliexpress for dirt cheap everything

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chink holocaust when?8

>user why are you so upset, w-wasnt i good? :(

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We're under a "stay at home" order, which most people do not seem to be taking seriously.

There are lines wrapped around every fast food place because people trust strangers to make their food: Strangers who often feel they have nothing to lose/care more about themselves and will certainly go to work if they are mildly ill, and often times have no other choice.

user she's legally an adult, she wanted to fuck you and she did. Whatever. just don't tell anyone and don't fuck your mother next, problem solved

Yeah, if you're an ordinary person in a car accident or something you might just be fucked. Stay safe and healthy anons.

Most of us probably will, but that's a risk Trump's (((handlers))) are willing to take.

You're right this is a SELL SELL SELL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SELL market

It's fairly obvious that he became a brief SO2 anomaly above Wuhan on windy.com.

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secondary infection. Get your hands on some oregano oil.

Sounds like he did.

Diarrhea is a symptom. some people don't even get the flu, it starts with coughs and chest discomfort

I'm having a mandella moment I swear he died in 2016.

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I believe it differs between people. Most get a fever, but some just get the cough. If the cough is dry and isolated in your chest, you're probably pozzed.

No. We should create a national unity by purging the faggots and faggot enablers.

Apparently he posted his situation a while back, explaining his issue. Do you happen to know how it started? Could be good entry point.
Yes you will. You can't resist.

>made up sister is not a loli

DROPPED
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3-4 days fever
1-2 days of feeling fine
and then breathing gets harder and harder

Are we going to learn our lesson and sanction these fuckers?

And tomato sauce. make some dank ass spaghetti. Then you forghetti.