/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2462 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

drawfag delivery i am too tired edtition
night frens

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Is it true? Are the Olympics postponed?

dumb chink nigger

>Dead: 16,364
lol, still only 16,364.
How many days has it been stuck at 16,364? Four days? Five days?

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It's just a name bro

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May 15th

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER

We just closed are borders, RIP burgers. Our PM just said its over for the americans, he said it politically correct but the message was clear.

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Floridafags, get ready for Day of the Pillow.

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Well done!!

Thanks Chang, very cool

Yes, Australia and Canada pulled out so they finally decided to postpone it to 2021. Doubt the japs will give Abe much grief over his handling of the whole matter though

Another great piece. Goodnight, fren!

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16k!? Wasn't it just 14k? Wtf happened??

there is still hope

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I’m not so sure britbong, per capita bongland looks even more totally fucked

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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STOP MOCKING ME FUCK I HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH

>US 132 cases per million population
>UK 98 cases per million population

Dumb, wrong, fake, and gay, but if we were done, you aren't far behind

Good night, Algerie. I will do the same.

Eat my ass, Hapsburg. It’s not my goddamn problem you can’t control your hormones.

Wtf, why did it grow so high? Was it NYC?

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China will spawn another China virus every decade because they love eating weird shit and they'll spread it to the world again even if we do somehow cure Covid-19.
SEE YOU IN 10 YEARS WHEN CHINA RELEASED COVID-30

I DID ACCIDENTALLY AND IT WAS YOUR FAULT. IT WAS YOUR SUGGESTION!!!

FOURTH DEATH IN MEXICO CONFIRMED. IT WAS A 71 YEAR OLD MAN WITH DIABETES
>FOURTH DEATH IN MEXICO CONFIRMED. IT WAS A 71 YEAR OLD MAN WITH DIABETES

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usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

Still a fucking americunt bioweapon with little to no teeth

I knew it was the chinese, even when it was the jews I knew it was them

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whiny sister fucker has weeks more to enjoy, fucking envious rn

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I am a physician in Oregon, we only have a handful of cases I've seen in the hospital. Considering we are between WA and CA, we can't figure out why we aren't seeing many cases.

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Just wow. twitter.com/Soma_Belt/status/1242114081018073089?s=19

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Semi-rare flag detected

Nobody will have bigger numbers than us. We will totally be #1

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is this the most threads of a general ever on Yas Forums?

Pressure is mounting for Abe to get his shit together. Athletes are pulling out.

NYC is about to explode
how many cases in London?

youtube.com/watch?v=a7hD3TYIs5I&t=11825

Where will we be in two months bro?? I don't know how much more of this happening I can take — and honestly can't imagine how the normies will cope if this goes on for more than a week...

Whoa a rare

>Spring break faggots ignoring social distancing
>Boomer population
Can't wait for the blood bath, the kids dumb enough to agree to the TV interview are gonna get death threats

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss

In this digital age, where are all the vids from millennials and zoomers having the chinese virus and saying that it's just a flu or that they are straight up not having a good time? where are all the "I've recovered and better than you" vids?

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at this point I can only laugh. Burn it all down

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>1 post by this ID
OP is a shill bot

friendly reminder that since 21 or 22 italy doesn't test as much as before, the numbers went to 40 or 50% today, so it's not like their happening is over

In 30 days? 10 million infected.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 43,734 (553) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,621 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Brazil 1,924 (34) Australia 1,887 (7) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) Singapore 509 (2) India 499 (10) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 356 (4) Panama 345 (6) Mexico 316 (3) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +4,789 (+601) United States +10,168 (+140) Spain +6,368 (+539) Germany +4,183 (+29) Iran +1,411 (+127) France +3,838 (+186) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,321 (+22) United Kingdom +967 (+54) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +892 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +236 (+3) Canada +621 (+4) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Brazil +378 (+9) Turkey +293 (+7) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Japan +27 (+1) Ireland +219 (+2) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +99 (+1) Poland +115 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Greece +71 (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+4) India +103 (+3) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Egypt +39 (+5) Panama +32 (+3) Mexico +65 (+1) Colombia +46 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Serbia +27 (+1) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +10 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Ghana +4 (+1) Montenegro +6 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) Australia +278…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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You can’t accidentally fuck someone dude. You are gross ok, kys faggot

>553 dead

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little late on this one gary

I've always wondered why he's pointing the gun at his crotch. Surely it's not to look badass. Perhaps he's making a statement by threatening to remove his sleazy mutant ass from the gene pool.

Hey I'm writing corona greentext, mind if I write about you two?

nope

he's not wrong

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Did trump really just call this a nothing burger all for some stupid stocks? WTF

no virus in china

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Now look at Brit bongs deaths compared to the USA

>yfw Trump is a doomer in disguise

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>says the memeflag

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China will increase his cases again, to avoid suspicion.

youtube.com/watch?v=oa4i9Ap6dCg

Those spring break faggots are heroes, the boomer population here are a bunch of viscous parasites who run HOAs and bulldoze wetlands for golf courses.

Why did they do that?

Death threats from boomers?

fucking jew lost it kek

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Meow

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It's not like he's in a position to stop you

Testing & now the death rate plummets

We are on /lockdown/ now though.

What does you sister look like? If you had to pick one celebrity that she resembles. Answer me please

why is there no list of the AGES of the dead? stop fucking jewing around assholes.

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How the fuck were people even supposed to get there when commercial flights are being grounded and airlines have massive layoffs? Chartered flights?

Lol, at the very least stop whining like a pathetic faggot and just ride the tide.

Coach's ass.

measles deaths don't grow exponentially

Gary pls

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As told by Katsuhiro Otomo

ching ching ping pong
the shanghai shiver-me-timbers are gonna hoof and coof and poof will go the ashes of your entire lineage

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Jew York Shitty will have much higher numbers for the next couple days but will level off due to lockdown and hydroxychloroquine + z-pack drug combo

GET BACK TO WORK RN YOU FUCKING PLEBS

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whats the whole story?>

Mexico 367 (4)

>10k cases in a single day

The USA is absolutely fucked. Even more fucked than us Brits and we are super fucked.

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they're probably at 150k by now.

I will kill you if you do
I'm gone. Good bye pol you niggers

Our tyanical cunt governor ordered the people to stay at home because 0.0038% of our pop got the wuhan flu, and 0.000012% of our pop died. God I hate this nancy bullshit

Coronacruises

Death threats in general, like the people hoarding shit and trying to price gouge have been getting death threats

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...

because they're niggers boomer

>tfw it's not actually happening anymore

world is on pause for 3 months, then it'll start again except with looming hyperinflation and a few less boomers. Nothing will have changed, the world will still be careening into hell. I really hoped this would kill millions but life just aint fair

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>Serif font
>On a monitor

You retard

"""no virus""" in china

For all of the sub-human, dog torturing chink commies trying to pin this on our Bad Ass America First POTUS. Just know this...we saw the pile of cellphones. We saw how there are now 15 million less cell phone subscribers. We see daily Wuhan traffic stats. We know very well who Zhengli Shi and Peng Zhou are.
And you mother fuckers deserved every bit of it. Here, have a catchy tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

I honestly don't know, I was too busy writing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUCK when italian anons were posting articles about it and statistics confirming

1st world has measles vaccine, next

requesting the text block that sends the chinese away due to the great firewall.

requesting

requesting

Any other country except china doing this?

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>Jacksonville
good, fuck them. i'll go down with this ship if it takes them with us.

>pressure mounting on DeSantis to shut down florida
>he spends 20 minutes bullshitting so hard that the general behind him has to turn away so his expression of disgust isn't caught on camera
>Trump comes out today and goes full nothingburger let's reopen after a fucking week because I'm bored and watched some fag on fox news
>DeSantis, being Trump's buttboy, will now never close Florida
HAPPENING

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kek that fake news AND there's a measles vaccine

this. the boomer problem is so much worse in the south

buy high sell low

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>brit can't into per-capita

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There's a vaccine for the measles.

Right under our noses, the primary dealers are getting trillions in reserves through the Fed’s recently resuscitated Primary Dealer Credit Facility (aka the PDCF). The Primary Dealers (aka the big banks) are receiving funds in the form of reserves (not cash) from the PDCF for their now worthless treasuries, stocks, corporate bonds, mortgage-backed securities, etc. In 2008 the big banks were supposed to, but DID NOT, lend out these PDCF reserves to smaller banks, which drastically increased the Big Banks' balance sheets over the last decade. This allowed them to simultaneously collect interest on these reserve funds from the Fed via the IOER (Interest On Excess Reserves) rate, while screwing over the smaller banks and withholding much needed liquidity for regular people and small businesses.
Unfortunately, today’s new PDCF operation makes the 2008 PDCF operation look like child’s play. Trillions in reserves are currently being added to the Primary Dealers’ balance sheets each week (in the form of repos) with NO OBLIGATION TO PASS THIS LIQUIDITY ON TO THE SECONDARY MARKET, once again.
We are AGAIN bailing the big banks out RIGHT NOW, to save them and their cronies from financial firms holding junk corporate bonds and trillions in futures contracts in interest rate swaps (all under the guise of a solution to the coronavirus pandemic), right under all our noses and at our expense.
Can the American public be this dumb twice?

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i get a kick out of Marburg virus
basically an African virus that was discovered by accident through a small outbreak in Marburg Germany (31 cases)
they named it after its place of discovery

I know, but i mean "officially" reported numbers

The more you chinks fight it the worse it looks.

Lol now i'm going to for sure.

redpill me on this virus. How fucked are we? No meme responses.

>yank can't into exponential growth

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>JEROME PRINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE HOW MUCH. I NEED LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT!

>FUTURE MARKETS
Spain (-6.74%) Poland (-6.35%) South Africa (-4.88%) Brazil (-3.61%) Italy (-2.57%) Hong Kong (+2.97%) Russia (-0.67%) Switzerland (-0.05%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) France (+0.50%) Japan (+1.39%) Germany (+1.95%) United Kingdom (+1.88%) Singapore (+2.92%) United States (+2.41%) China (+2.45%) Netherlands (+2.56%) Australia (+3.99%) Taiwan (+3.98%) India (+5.09%) Austria (+5.32%) South Korea (+5.35%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-42%) New Delhi (-19%) Dubai (-16%) Moscow (0%) Rome (-52%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-4%) Sao Paulo (-13%) Buenos Aires (-7%) New York (-26%) Washington (-10%) Miami (-9%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-12%) Houston (-4%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-46%) Seattle (-21%)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>NPCanon has a sister
>sister starts cuddling with NPCanon in bed
>NPCanon asks /cvg/ for advice
>"dude just fuck your sister lmao"
>NPCanon feebly resists for an hour or two before giving in
>fucks his sister
>blames /cvg/ for ruining his life

How many Black Deaths are the equivalent of 1 white girl ?

Acceleration aaaaaaaaa

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Daily reminder: travel bans didn't help USA and Italy. There were already Wuhan imports weeks before the travel bans. Travel bans cannot be enacted fast enough when there is endless international travel. We have to choose between open borders and regular pandemics.

gonna be /comfy/ as fuck my dude. our sheriff also said that any looters who are shot during emergencies aren't worth investigating

>every single asian country made the call that it would be better to take an economic hit from lockdowns than allow this virus to run rampant through their population
>no western country did the same
feels like shit that even the fucking CCP seems to value their citizen's lives more than my government
hope i remember how much the line rebounded when i'm burying my fucking grandma

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Lol they're not shutting down construction of residential or commerical projects because they're deemed essential... Yea right.

I don't like Chinese flu either, if anything Wuhan flu is better. but just Corona is easier by a mile.

fuck off faggot
Yas Forums is a faggot free zone.

You people are so fucking cruel

>limey thinks exponential growth only applies here

brrr.money

True but he is using figures from when he was a kid in 1920

>357 cases in hong kong

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Why isn’t Toronto under the heat lamp? I figure that will be worse than New York.

Just wait until the hospitals are over capacity and things really start to fall apart.
Trump and DeSantis are going to be eating their words very soon

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Another fucking rare?

youtu.be/9AMYVgtmkoM

Coaches ass you say?

Nice. Enrichers control the streets now. I’m sure Tesco will enforce social distancing procedures

And yet there are still 800k deaths. Beer flu has been around since Nov resulting in 16k deaths & that's with no warning & Chinks hiding it & no vaccine.

>10K new cases per day

Is it easy to get tested now in the USA?

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So what does that mean?
+1000?
+2000?

When are you going to kill carrie lam and other chink whores?

No, you're absolutely right.
It fucking terrifies me to see how many people, even on Yas Forums, are swallowing this increasingly obvious bullshit hook, line and sinker.
My own country has just been put under literal martial law - by a Health Minister, by the way, who got this virus, gave it to her 83-year-old mother, both of them shrugged it off in a week, and the Health Minister hurried back to Downing Street to help the Prime Minister issue communiqués telling us that we were going to be stripped of all our civil rights because if we weren't we would literally all die before the end of the week.
The brit/pol/ kids, to judge by their thread, have no reaction at all to this except a lot of puerile laddish japery that literally sounds like they think "Old Boris" is "cool" for turning them into a nation of kneeling peons waiting beside their letter boxes for government welfare packages over a wave of fucking FLU for Christs sake

Did you not watch the whole thing? Trump said we need to keep it locked down for the 15 days and evaluate after that. It was in response to a question about this going on until August.

5 months have passed this virus STILL hasn't even infected ONE million people

5 MONTHS AGO:
>Brooooooooo just waittt brooooo bodies in the streets broooooooo
>Dudeeeee millions infected brooooo, quadrillions actuallyyyyy
>Brooooo 2 weeks broooooo gonna blow up sooonnnn broooooo

5 MONTHS LATER AND:
>0.0046% of world population infected
>Only 16k deaths
>No sign of losing access to food, water, electricity or internet

Woah, some happening.

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Yes, I did, and I was right.. as usual.

Why thank you, I've started working again at least, but at least I'm helping the country where I'm working right now.

I'm still around, mostly lurking because I'm so busy with work.

Still got some info going out. Working on a massive compilation of the virus outbreak to release soon. But read this new pic I posted.

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Pandemic could be prevented IF YOU JUST STOP EATING INSECTS YOU FUCKS

What happened?

this pic is not true at all you fucking fag

>How fucked are we?
we were fucked weeks ago. we just got mega fucked, and this is just the beginning, we haven't got hit by the massive wave of hospitalizations. It will get worse if trump relaxes on social distancing.

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please don't. please. i already want to kill myself

when there is no more salvation even from the pro-beijing supporters

Better get comfy this shit will last atleast another year. With the backlash of it maybe this whole decade. Back to semi normal at the earliest in 2024.

Welcome to the internet

I don't even see how he's ruined his life.

Fuck you dirty China, and your Wuhan batflu.

Is throwing up and nausea symptoms of the Rona? I thought I was just hungover from the weekend but now my body hurts, I have a very mild fever, a dry cough, and I’ve been throwing up.

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does trump give a fuck?

I got some bad news, bong. Your hellhole island was already a fascist dystopia long before this happened.

fuck florida, they brought this on themselves. should have been florida, not NYC.

>be khv in my mid 20s
>finally start getting my life together
>finally get my first gf, she incredibly cute and a khv too (met her in church)
>corona virus kicks in and i can't go see her because she lives with her family and there's a shelter in place
just FUCK my shit up

that pic is b8 fuck you meme fag

How tight should I tighten the screws on my guns? My sub-2000 came with fairly loose screws, and I didn't death grip them back into place, but i'm afraid I'll crack the plastic or something like that

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We either go into major depression worse than the 30s or risk total societal breakdown and spike in otherwise preventable deaths. Probably a combination of both.

only been 3 months

trump wants to get americans working again and hopes to talk about doing so after the 15 day quarantine ends next week

bro just shut down your economy permanently so nobody catches the flu

Who else have been posting in CVG since the first 100 threads, I was the annoying asshole posting hentai from the bahamas.

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>Is it easy to get tested now in the USA?
no, it's extremely difficult.

Go back to /ptg/ retard

Britain only have 2,000 more than us but have way more deaths.
what's going on. pls tell me it's muslims staying at home praying or something.