/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2461 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 378,741 (+41,252) ► Died: 16,502 (+1,861)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1998 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
archive.is/j8og6

China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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Spain run out of beds, puts patients on the floor
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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Greece to be put on lockdown, 10 million
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus affects blood circulation
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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>REMINDER
China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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H1N1 estimates took DNA-confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Lebanon on lockdown, 6 million people
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. All of them originated in a foreign country. Of the new cases, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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covid19info.live
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epa.gov/pesticide-registration/list-n-disinfectants-use-against-sars-cov-2
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Washington has moved to two week quarantine

Just had some tasty fast food for lunch today!

Go ahead, experts, tell me how retarded I am.

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>trump has joined the herd

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How do I get a gf if all the cuties are staying inside?

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Hope you dummies stocked up on Prep H. Two weeks of sitting on your asshole is gonna cause some problems for normies that are new to this NEETdom

HERD

HERD

HERD

HERD

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I regret mocking uk anons for the /herd/ now that we're in it

China with the 78 cases and the Hubei case. Something suspicious is happening in China.

And we arent even in it anymore lol. Britain going into lockdown tommorow.

NOT MY HUBERINOS
WHAT DID YOU DID MURICA?

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242247635710312450

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Floridafags report. It's about to get /comfy/, retirement homes are confirmed to be infected in Jacksonville, Tampa, and Miami, probably elsewhere too.

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>people are suspecting something mr king pooh what do we do?
>just tell them we have like seventy cases

>mfw American cases went from 20,000 to 40,000 in 3 days

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> Jew SA is kill
praise be Corona-kami

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How many goyimbux would have the $38 billion Kushner is giving Israel on top of their annual gibs paid for?

Anyone catch the female Dr. Brix say she had a fever Saturday and got tested ...minutes later says it was negative...hmmm
>I call bullshit

>coworker get sent home early because she has a fever, coof, and heavy chest
>I might get to be the generals first confirmed case if I get bad enough to get tested.

this lol.

Wow, those names are a mouthful. Dushyant

youtu.be/x9c1Nqg3K-A

We are fucked arent we?

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Look, you seem like a pretty sophisticated guy. But even the best of us can be taken in by fake news. I knew this was a hughe deal right from the get-go; I was just keeping the spirits up early on to not stir a panic, all while consulting with the smartest people on the subject. And believe me, I got the top experts, the best, I got them working on this round the clock. We're facing an invisible enemy, gotta remember that. This whole chinaman aids thing is a serious threat, I never trust anything from Chin-a. That's why I fired the so-called "pandemic" response team last year, I know incompetence when I see it, I listened to the experts on ephi-deemi-iology when no one else in washington did. As far as the alleged insensitive language the lyin' media is saying, remember, I got the lowest unemployment rate for Asian-Americans, the absolute lowest. I'm greenlighting budgets for the biggest most beautiful hospital plans as we speak, because of my background I like being involved in construction plans. And we'll have all the vaccines, and make Germany pay for them because of WW2.

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/herd/ but no lockdowns in my state my mayor basically never got away from herd immunity this entire time.
>We're not shutting shit down goys go to work
And yes he's actually a jew lel

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THIRD DEATH*******

>Yan, Chen, Naresh
>Chink, Chink, Pajeet

Wow, I guess what they say is true, the Chinks are the asian jew.

Does anyone have that image showing how COVID-19 is doing against other diseases in terms of deaths per day?
Thanks.

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There were probably more but they are all dead by now. :O

suggest which corona sould be on the card

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Can someone explain the infinity BRRRR? I thought it was another (lol) 1t for Monday? Are they really going to inject 1t daily?

Isnt?

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RIP taco benders lul

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Thanks for all your hard work, Argiebro. It's appreciated.

I hate you people. I can asking for advice and expect a decent response. You fuck with me for a long time only for me to explode. Yes, I slept with my sister. My life is ruined because of you faggots. I can never go back. You have quite literally ruined my life. I just wanted my own fucking bed. And now the school is closed for another week.

I FUCKING HATE YOU.

ROUND 2
They’ll blame it on Italians/Americans

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AAAHAHAHHA
LOOKNER DESTROYED HIS CAREER IN 10 MINUTES

youtu.be/a7hD3TYIs5I?t=11825 (embed)

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good, hope they keep up. as more people lose their family to chink incompetence and blaming people trying to keep themselves safe by calling them racist, they're gonna act out more and more.
Just do what we did with Japan during ww2 and put them in camps until we can figure this whole thing out. they keep claiming we're "going to war" against this but don't take wartime measures

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 43,718 (552) Spain 35,136 (2,311) Germany 29,056 (123) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 19,856 (860) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,795 (120) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,474 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,621 (10) Canada 2,091 (24) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Brazil 1,924 (34) Australia 1,887 (7) Turkey 1,529 (37) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,442 (1) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,128 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 875 (6) Poland 749 (8) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (7) Singapore 509 (2) India 499 (10) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 377 (2) Egypt 366 (19) Hong Kong 356 (4) Panama 345 (6) Mexico 316 (3) Croatia 315 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +4,789 (+601) United States +10,152 (+139) Spain +6,368 (+539) Germany +4,183 (+29) Iran +1,411 (+127) France +3,838 (+186) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,321 (+22) United Kingdom +967 (+54) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +892 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +236 (+3) Canada +621 (+4) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Brazil +378 (+9) Turkey +293 (+7) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Japan +27 (+1) Ireland +219 (+2) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +99 (+1) Poland +115 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Greece +71 (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+4) India +103 (+3) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Egypt +39 (+5) Panama +32 (+3) Mexico +65 (+1) Colombia +46 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Serbia +27 (+1) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +10 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Ghana +4 (+1) Montenegro +6 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) Australia +278 Israel +371…

>FULL LISTS
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Nothingbros... i think we memed too hard. the president seems to have fallen for our shitposts. now we're part of the /herd/

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wtf is herd

>more Florida digits
941 here I await the inevitable collapse user safe inside my home

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I'll keep you fucks apprised. Especially if I get tested and come out positive.

Chaim needs his tax-funded superyacht wagie
Now back in cagie

>Why so nervous legionarius? just a little decimation.

nbcnews.com/health/health-news/live-blog/coronavirus-updates-stimulus-bill-fails-senate-canada-australia-pull-out-n1166286
it's over, fuck it, we deserve to burn anyways.

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Shut the fuck up.

They're basically going to give them whatever the fuck they want indefinitely.
>brrr.money

Mexico 367 (3). 51 new cases in the last 24H

Make a custom queen of lungs, I mean hearts,

IF I GET CORONA

it was pretty fucking based. I hope you're not this docile when Xi kills your parents

so how is /ptg/ spinning this?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SLUT

We are sorry user, please fuck your sister again to release some anger

Cheers, seppo.

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Just deport
There's zero sense in wasting a single cent on their upkeep

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386; state has no hope

HAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES

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And having your sister as a fuck buddy is bad because...?

You know how you can prevent asian racism? Asian genocide

what have i missed

missed the mark, revise

Trump is going to absolutely kamikaze his own election if he lifts the restrictions so soon.
It will get way worse, and then he will be crucified for it.

Is Mexico still acting like everything is normal?

How do we meme a Lookner Mitchell showdown?

Everythingburger vs Nothingburger

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covid19info.live

Click: "SHOW MORE GRAPHS"

sounds intersting

Looks like Norf's back on the menu

Or just shoot them all and put them in mass graves.

Thicc!

The governor issued a 'stay-at-home' notice.

>"If you feel like going for a walk, gardening, going for a bike ride, we consider these things to be essential activities too for everyone's physical and mental health. We all just have to practice social distancing of at least 6 feet to protect ourselves and others everywhere all the time."

In other words, WA will never have a real quarantine.

Damn, where did all these commie faggot shills that are mad at our Bad-Ass America First POTUS instead of the fucking dog torturing chinks come from? Thank God Pres. Trump is in charge and not killary.

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JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVE?

Anons....was our Meme Magic TOO powerful this time? Why are we like this? We didn't HAVE to keep empowering this virus through magic, but we did it anyways. Why?

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I think for a card one of the originals would be GREAT.
>pic related

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Okay, without screaming like autistic manchildren;
Let's take a realistic look at why this virus is a nothingburger:

First off:
I know you like to act like you know everything about Virology; you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

Secondly:
>B..But Italy!
Yes, there have been quite a large amount of deaths in Italy.
Let's see what those people are like:
>99.2% had pre-existing conditions.
>0% were under 40

Lastly: Most people are in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a few weeks and it'll level out.

>inb4 shilll shilll
It's just the truth, sorry.
So go ahead, 'experts', tell me how retarded I am.

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HAHAHAHAHA NO NO NO NO

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I'm not getting violent this time. Fuck you.

Qt3.14 Asian Asian

Man-faced Western Asian

Like clockwork

I'm

Nobody is saying the end is near stupid monkey. Stop strawmanning.

"Herro friendry ferrow Chinese citizen, we are here to check if you have Colona Vilus! Do you rike the Chinese Government?"
Umm
"We are vely solly, but you hava Colona Vilus!"

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I can't believe democrats genetically engineer diseases every other year to sabotage voting.

Yup. Cartel are more dangerous than the virus anyways so they don't care

never trust a kike

yeah, it's full on pottery

3d chess. You should know not to question the God emperor g now.

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>+41,252
wtf I thought we peaked bros

The good news is that people now know which cities to not be in during the next catastrophe.

That's hot AF. Congratulations.

>g-guys just be a loser like me and stay inside
Fuck no, I don't know how you fuckers live but sunshine and hanging with bros is life. What the fuck is the point of living if you're not having fun?

the GOP would absolutely turn on him to try and save the party if he blows it. i'm sure somebody will talk sense into him before he does something stupid like that

Federal goverment isn't doing anything. Governors are the ones taking matter into their hands.
In my state beaches, bars, nightclubs, cinemas and gyms have been closed. Restaurants are still open but they must close at 10 pm. Spring break in my state is now 5 weeks instead of the usual 2.

Tomorrow, past 2k per day, it's over.
At least she'll be third in world to beat AIDS and next month she might even beat cancer.

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if we all just vote for the dems candidate will they stop this already..

>FUTURE MARKETS
India (-13.88%) Poland (-6.35%) Switzerland (-5.52%) South Korea (-5.28%) South Africa (-4.88%) Spain (-4.51%) Brazil (-3.93%) Russia (-2.20%) United States (-2.11%) Singapore (-1.94%) Italy (-2.14%) Taiwan (-1.66%) Australia (-1.71%) Hong Kong (-1.22%) Germany (-0.66%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) United Kingdom (+0.44%) China (+0.97%) France (+0.91%) Japan (+2.68%) Netherlands (+2.76%) Austria (+5.27%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-42%) New Delhi (-19%) Dubai (-16%) Moscow (-21%) Rome (-52%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-7%) London (-34%) Sao Paulo (-28%) Buenos Aires (-22%) New York (-26%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-9%) Toronto (-16%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-11%) Mexico City (-53%) Los Angeles (-58%) Seattle (-16%)

>FULL LISTS
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I can't find any info for what happens when I ignore this. So far as I can tell it's not being enforced in any way.

Incubation period is only just unfolding in most countries

At least our mayor has the braincells to make people stay home if they can.

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Pool tables are filthy...

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lol

Shut the fuck up, dumbass. I'll smash your fatass mother's head in and shove glass up her anus

> slept with sister
fuckin' lucky basterd

We need details. How was it?

like so?

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I'm actually jealous of the guy. I don't know what he's so salty about lol

don't spare the deets user

they're the nothingburger crew. they're also behind "nothingburgerers are chink shills" it's fucking obvious based on trump's weekly stance. expect nothingburger posting and hydroxychloroquine posting to triple as burger herding ramps up.

>covid19info.live
Gracias, my fellow white man.

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How did you get in Madagascar?

how does the west even work
i don't fucking get how things function there when shit like this shows up online

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His 15 day plan will end next tuesday. I think he will have to realize just how terrible joining the herd would be. There is no way he could go ahead with that. NY will have more than 50k cases on its own very soon.

What happened on February 12, 2020?

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>Lastly: Most people are in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a few weeks and it'll level out.
Lol
Better change this in the pasta bro. Things have shifted on

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bruh

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Can anyone sum up the white house briefing to me I missed it

>/herd/
I expected better of the god emperor. It will be fun to see him declare martial law in ~a month max, after infected reach 500k to 1 mil

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this won't kill everyone, it will kill thousands more, wait till it burns its way through India or Africa.

it will ruin the world economy.
prepare for global recession

China accepted a new testing method.

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Listen. While I sympathize with you in these troubling times, I'm gonna need you to post some pics of your sisters gash, ok?
It'll really help us both out

Approval to release data from the ministry of information.

Which dimension are you from?

Congratulations you sprang the retard trap

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> that pic
post-vore experience

I just wanted to sleep in my own fucking bed. You faggots have to ruin what little life I had.
JUST FUCKING STOP

>More people die in car crashes and shit than corona
>Muh economy
>HERD
There you go champ.

i have a suggestion

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You WHAT?

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there's a reason for that spike, i remember reading about it. look around the site.

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I know right? TFW I will never cuddle with my hot sister in post-coital bliss. Why even live?

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Real numbers slipped through. That day is responsible for 1/5th of China's cases.

Live to work, die at work, goyim.

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The NY healthcare system will be at the breaking point by then and those MASH units will be filled with people waiting to die.
If he is crazy enough to do it he will kill any chance he had of reelection.
Instead of being a brave war time president who carried the people through a difficult time he will be the peace of shit that allows Americans to die for stonks

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because we can

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had a little rebound with my symptoms tonight.

Have been in direct contact a lot with a confirmed corona case.
Never had the fever or coof of doom but did have chest tightness and shortness of breath for days.
Shortness of breath is much better and a spot i felt developing in my right lung is gone.
Food taste weirded for days and is also working as intended again.
Tonight the feeling of tightness came back a little, rate of oxygen is good though.

This is such a hard thing to self diagnose if your symptoms are mild.

Could very well be i was asymptomatic or never had it in the first place (which would be very very surprising)

>>More people die in car crashes and shit than corona
hahaha did they actually say that shit

Oh no user you can fuck your sister on the regular now whatever will you do your life is ruined holy fuck. Why are you even here? Go get another slice nigga

ruining little lives is fucking F U N

user... The Japanese are the ones who have trouble with "L"

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Underrated

All those vain Clowns will die slowly

HES....GOING....ALL THE WAY!!!!!

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That is... not the right image. This is.

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Yes.

>headache and fever

See you niggers in the next life

We didn't dick your sister user. But we wanna hear about it. You should have just had anal if you feel guilty about it.

MUTE MUTE MUTE-Y MUTE MUTE

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Keep going please

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN OLYMPERINOS!!!!!!

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If you didn't have a girlfriend by this point what makes you think now would be any different?

changed diagnostic method, then reverted it back or something. It's a mess around that time.

Nearly 2k deaths a day. At what point will nothingburgers go into mental breakdown?

Well not word for word.

Are you old bro?

was the day after they canned a bunch of ccp officials, and changed the testing criteria.

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Nothingburger
Take your medicine, schizos
Stop these stupid threads

Unironically this, and add
>Hand sanitizer/mask hoarding is only illegal if you own warehouse full (wink)
>Facebook donates 700,000 masks

Did you get any burning sensation in your nostrils?

Once they’re infected, of course.

youtu.be/b9u5lnPkI9w

trumpkins better start crashing their cars into walls to keep up with it

Looks like he burped up some of the gallon of cum he had for breakfast.

You are talking as if you didnt liked sleeping with your sister

Good. I've been preparing for a race war for almost all of my adult life.

It is easy to spot shills like you who are trying to subvert core Yas Forums to think this is a bad thing.

youtu.be/E5j0tJXX6Cs?t=17
Kikes planned to wreck Trump's economy all along.

>we might reach 500k infected in 2 days
>all because of fucking NY

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WHERE ARE THE VENTILATORS!!!!

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Don't forget " the flu kills more people "

absolutely based. now go fuck yourself

Don't fucking judge me. You niggers pushed me into this situation.
YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. IT'S ANOTHER 2 WEEKS OF LOCKDOWN.

Here's the quote:
>You look at automobile accidents. Which are far greater than any numbers we're talking about. That doesn't mean we're going to tell everybody no more driving of cars.

Shut the fuck up refugeefag, you post this shit in every thread.

What the fuck are you so salty about? I am actually jealous that you have a sister to fuck, just be careful not to get her pregnant.

Did she like it? You better take good care of your sisterwife.

Fuck off and die anti social faggot

As if the general user knows this. To americans it is just a swap of the letters. R to L, L to R.
At least that is what I picked up in most media

Finally AMLO will get BTFO

Well that was the hard part. I had to rely on the politics to not stop me. Also Greenland wasn't that hard either. I think I accidentally took the easy mode

I won't. I'm comfy in my house. I got DEENZ, BEENZ, booze and guns. Mom works from home, dads boss isn't a retard and is giving him paid time off. my bro works at fedex so i hope it doesn't stay on packages tho

Yes, not the shit part but yes
He also said we're in a terrible flu season, he's literally giving the chink shill talking points

So two weeks of nothing to do but fuck your sister more? I'm failing to see what the problem is here user. Sounds like a great situation if you ask me.

This; it's been long since contained.
it's already slowing in Italy and they will be the worst hit country.
We are fine schizos.
Take. Your. Meds.

Just two more weeks I promith!

We didn't tell you to sleep with your sister. What the fuck

Ghost army now.

youtube.com/watch?v=P73fAHectVU

SUMMATION IS IN THE LAST 5 SECONDS

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I spat in a chinks face today.

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oh no prep bros. i already run out of cheese :((

no, everything started with a throat tickle that jist wouldn't go away, not with allergy meds nor with hydration.
I had that for a long time.
Then about 5 days into incubation time (self isolation after realising mother has it) i got chest tightness and the same sensation of tickliness but this time into the lungs.
Then a few days it felt as if i needed to gasl for air when eating.
And now two days things are going better.

Mother got over the coofs and fever within days

Just stop please. I don't need you feeding evil into my thoughts.
BECAUSE ITS WRONG YOU NIGGERS
YES, YOU DID. A FEW DAYS AGO I ASKED FOR ADVICE HOW TO GET HER TO STOP SLEEPING IN MY BED.

>the EPA has removed all their documentation regarding what sanitizers will work against coronavirus

Here:

epa.gov/pesticide-registration/list-n-disinfectants-use-against-sars-cov-2

this but unironically

>WHO says China changed the definition to identify MORE cases
>they get asked about it for two or three days, they dodge them
>numbers keep going down
>WHO after three days says cases should be going up
>China pumps 14k or some shit
>Xi jinping had a super meeting where he killed corona around there
>they appoint new officials for wuhan
>China is saved and numbers go down every day thereafter
Make what you want of it.

It's really fucking hard and things don't exactly "function"
Like if you're actually from Hong Kong you have no idea the levels of incompetency western states can achieve
The CCP may be heavy handed or downright evil but they're orders of magnitude more capable than fedgov

if you got your sister pregnant, have it aborted
fuckin' melodramatic muttoid

There was an user on /cvg/ the other day who was an at the time would be sister fucker and we *might* have kind of nudged him into doing it.

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The population is the limit! Merica!

what are you going to do with your new immunity superpower

he said that. but we also still gotta be at home for a couple weeks. the president just talks. every. single. one. talk. talk. talk. just relax and enjoy the ride.

youtu.be/b9u5lnPkI9w

Why are you falseflagging so hard. We all know you enjoyed it and are going to do it again. Be thankful for the happening. Praise Corona-chan

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Look bro, the solution is simple. Just make it official, and move to Alabama.

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THIS FUCKING ENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is trump actually flip flopping on this? Is he playing 4d chess? What is he doing?

STOOP A EATING DURRINGA WORK, CHINESE CITIZEN!

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Is America kill?

>we
Maybe you did faggot

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Lmao, neither lung damage nor especially any other organ damage takes place in the majority of cases.
This is actual schizo hyperbole.

Wrong is subjective man. Did the two of you enjoy it? If so, there's literally nothing wrong with it provided you don't get her pregnant. Hey, you've accomplished something that a lot of the sick fucks around here never will. Take the W, be happy with yourself and by the way, go for more. Do it.
>Do it.

Anyone else been making tons of soup?

Turns out potatoes, celery, carrots, onions, water, and a bunch of chicken boullion and some pepper, etc., is fucking delicious and cheap. Add a box of elbow macaroni and it makes this shit hearty as fuck, too.

754 here, ready for this stupid fucking hell we're all walking towards

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It's not your fault some dumbass is an incestuous degenerate. Blame everyone but himself.

Did you take any medicines or supplments (vitamin C, vitamin D, etc..) during your sickness that you think made you recover quicker?

I am afraid he knows Corona is the new normal and they know this will be a yearly flu type event. There's no point trying to prevent something like the flu or cold with quarantine and stuff, because it will always come back. I think Corona has made it past the point of being swine flu or mers that's had an out break and died down. It will keep coming back and killing more and more every year, having people live into their 70s is going to be a thing of the past.

Nice

Woooooo!!!
NOW THAT'S POD RACING!!!
PLEASE BUMP UP THAT SHIT U NIGGERS

2 more weeks bruh

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They had a little coof coof giggle too, how cute. Check back in 2 weeks...

He is worried about the stock market/ economy going down risking his chances of re-election, so he is gambling that the /herd/ meme will work and the economy goes back up

The mob to be more precise. I was too busy trolling a nothingburger at the time but I did notice what was going on in the thread. Don't be such a smug fag lol