Being actually poor during the crisis

Sell exotic substances

What city are you in?

Doesn't look bad, in fact normal in most countries. American television just makes people think everybody is living in mansions, maybe 50 years ago that was true but not now. Jobs are out there if you search hard enough. Try to find something you enjoy doing and could make a career out of so you aren't just bouncing around from one place to the next.

good thing i got schizo bucks, had to spend a year in an asylum though

Never went this route but will certainly look into, just don't think there's demand as you're saying, feel like people must be holding onto their money as tight as they can, and trying not to spend on stuff they don't actually need. Though that might just be my poor mentality speaking.
Will look into it, thanks for the advice brother

>dog is still taken care of in dire times
you're a good man user.

My suggestion wasn't bad and it's reakitsic. All these people on here saying just get a job. Just get some money. How about that?

>doggo
sir, you are richer than most of any of us

UPS user said ups and fed ex will hire anyone for warehouse work right now
So will grocery stores for stocking

Not trying to get incarcerated homie lmao.
We're poor but we ain't black.

How strong do you need to be for these

I sent some resumes to warehouses in my area earlier today, waiting with my fingers crossed and trying to keep my expectations low.

>Being actually poor during the crisis ..
I was poor as fuck during SARS in Toronto. I think it made me better suited to get through it.
The homeless though right now, all the shelters closed, all the drop in centers closed. Was listening to paramedics dispatch this morning and 70% of the calls were people freezing and soaking wet in the streets. I know most of the homeless out in this area and they're all drug addicts so who fucking cares? If was up to me let them freeze and scrape them up later. Only 1 guy out there chose to be homeless and doesn't do drugs or drink. He just hates everything and chooses to live in a tent and panhandle. He's okay.

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Lived like this for some time while renting a room from some Schizo off Craigslist. Wasn’t too bad, actually. At least you have a roof over your head.

learn a trade faggot. changed my life.

If you got an Amazon nearby, they literally hire anyone who can pass a drug test - no resume required.

looks quite comfy

post more pics of the doggie

nowadays they hire women as shelf stockers
you'll be fine

that's a sweaty vag

>Right as I was about to start looking for a job...
don't worry, when this blows over you'll find something else to blame

i live like this if u replace the dog with a cat and i have a 3 bedroom house, its all a fantasy user.

>says hes poor
>has doggo
You're wrong fren.

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>right as I was about to

You're a lazy nigger aren't you!

user, take care of that doggo. I would give you free dog toys and dog food if you were near me

Where in Mass?

I don't know about your city, but mine has an extreme shortage of truckers. They'll literally pay for your CDL as well as $18/hr while training.

>About to start looking for a job
You're so god damn pathetic. That's the most shithead pussy bullshit you could come up with

You literally sound like an alcoholic being like I think I'm gonna plan on quitting tomorrow (after I get hammered)

No wonder you have no furniture and your dog hates you.

Drop memeflag or you get 0 sympathy from me

YOU HAVE A DEFECTIVE BRAIN, DON'T BREED. SAME HERE.

jesus christ, at least get a bone for your dog

Amazon warehouses are falling over backwards for people right now user. Also look for companies that have been sequestered to make masks or hand sanitizer or what not.

Lastly as a long term career choice that will be very lucrative in the short term look into working for cleaning companies and if you can HVAC. Cleaning companies are gonna get massive contracts on the way out of this to do constant anti-CCP virus disinfecting.

Been unemployed since January. On leafgibs at least

Fuck, dude. That's just grad school. Lived exactly the same way during my Ph.D. years.

Stop whining. No one likes a complainer. You live in a country of winners, there, yank.

it's god bro, hes a fucking asshole and never shuts up

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At least your dog seems cozy, user.

Unironically this. Fuck poor people who drag their animals into their suffering.

Sign on for social welfare brainlet?

kids around here are making 250 bucks a day doing supply shopping for oldies

same

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>Is poor.
>Has the entirety of human knowledge at his finger tips.

I have it super easy. Most everyday I have work. Sure is a cushy job, too, dragging caskets into holes day in and day out, surrounded by people with no masks.

It's a good call, try Craigslist gigs section. And if no luck, consider reaching out to your local Chamber of Commerce. They often offer a free program where they set you up with day gigs for people who need help moving, weeding, stacking bricks, whatever.

JUST KNOW THAT YOUR SAUSAGE DOG WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. MY TWO SAUSAGE DOGS WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT.

That's not what I meant asshole.

My cat left in search of food

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Try to get a job in manufacturing somewhere. There are still small time plants all over the north east. Also here is my set up.

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Just look at where the demand is going, which is extra workers at food stores to stock shelves and help meet demand, resturants who deliver, delivery drives (in some cases all you need is a pushbike or scooter. And all of the large e-tailers like Amazon and most other online stores are going to have massive demand from their warehouses so will need warehouse guys, more delivery people and so on.

Many jobs are being displaced so move fast, apply as fast as you possibly can for as much as you can every day, keep in mind that it's normal to need to apply to 100's of jobs to get 1 offer because most jobs have 100's of applicants.

If you do get a job, due to the rapid expansion of some of these places in 4 weeks time they'll need more and more people, the GOOD people who are Jnr right now will be considered for more management/training positions as they ramp up in scale. Make yourself invaluable and knowledgeable of the systems, be proactive with that. There's good opportunity for people who are jobless now to shoot through promotions quickly due to the circumstances, so aim to be that guy, it doesn't take much at all to stand out among normies who just want to do the bare min.

Godspeed.

NAW, DUDE, HE'S FUCKIN POOR. OTHER PEOPLE OR PETS ARE JUST DRAGGED DOWN FOR BEING POOR.

YOU THINK THE DOG IN THAT PICTURE HAS A WELL-BALANCED DIET, PERPETUAL CLEAN WATER, AND NO DENTAL ISSUES?

YOURE A FOOL TO THINK EMOTIONALLY.

imagine the smell

Ill give you $10 to kill and eat your dog.

MAGA

threadly reminder why canines are the superior companion

>At least your dog seems cozy, user.
Yeah, but he hasn't fed me in two days. Won't take me walks 'cause he's crying into his mattress all the time. You guys are right, he's a lazy fuck. Need a new master.

Signed
-doggo-

THERE IS NO GOD. ITS ALIENS, AND YOURE UNDER PSYCHIC ATTACK.

Just providing a service. Take all the gang gang shit out of it and it's just a job. Play it smart and being incarcerated won't be a problem. Or so I've heard. Stay safe my friend and I wish you well.

Lol who can pass a drug test these days?

>macbook
>poor

This is now a stank pit thread.

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THE SUPERIOR COMPANION HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOURSELF.

>pink pillow
are you cute?
I'll let you shoot guns and have sleepovers, just post tummy

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get rid of the dog

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that delusion faded away a long time ago, its god and he is a fucking asshole. sorry to say it

You could've put the lids on the bottles of piss. No class

What kind of a sadist would do something this barbaric?

NJfag here rent is stupid high in both our regions. We need to gtfo to literally greener pastures.

your dog will pick up the virus and infect you. you'll have it put down before you eventually croak when the second wave hits. enjoy

>I was about to start looking for a job
Good news, WalMart is trying to hire 150,000 employees and Amazon is trying to hire 100,000. I'd wager UPS/FedEx and about any other logistics/warehouse is going to be desperate for help soon as are grocery stores.

If you don't feed your dog before you feed yourself you have no business having a dog and you probably aren't white.

WHAT A FUCKIN THING. WE GOT THE SAME SHIT. I VETTED THE FUCK OUT OF IT, THE MOON IS AN ALIEN BASE AND THE ALIENS ARE CURRENTLY OPERATING HERE, THEYRE PSYCHIC TYRANTS AND SABOTEURS AND THERES LOADS OF DATA ABOUT THEM IMPERSONATING GOD, JESUS, SAINTS, DEAD RELATIVES.

At least your not living in a shed getting electricity from a generator.

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I would happily live like that. Im staying with my mother atm because the dickhead judge remanded me for 7 months and i lost my home in the time. Got not guilty at trial thankfully but ive been on my arse since. Cuddle up to your doggerino for warmth

are you kiddin me?
People in Norway arent poor
there are no poor in Norway

r8 my living quarters

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get a job hippy

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Take very good care of your doggo, that's the most important thing.

Well, at least that one is relatively clean

LOL

That's clearly not a macbook.

Well it keeps the rain off and at least the desk is tidy. Looks a bit cold though.

Says the hippie generation.

hovel/1000

Go to dollar tree. They will hire anyone. I'm retarded and they made me a store manager. Now I get 50 k plus a bonus every period.

Norway?
More like poorway, amirite

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Get a job as a cleaner.
You know they're in high demand right now
Get GOOD at that shit and be thorough, don't be a lazy nigger
You'll score a good job just cleaning, simple.
Get your self back on your feet and then when the time is right, find another job
>inb4 i don't want *THAT* job......

>PES

not to dual DWI failures like me they dont
my only saving grace right now is that I can run an RTPCR machine

nice pedo station.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUPPPERINO HITTING TERMINAL VELOCITY

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so how much of your monthly expenditures go towards the dog? what happens if the dog needs veterinary work?

Good doggo, good companion

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and they got micro chips planted in our backs that are intertwined with nerves that connect to our brain, if we remove it, the earth blows up. also im vishnu.

that fucking rat is going to give you chinese virus

>what does it smell like Yas Forums?

YISS!/10

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Where are you from OP ?

By chance you're in the UK I'll help you out.

News for you poor fag...rich fag here...8 br home 4 car garage....I only sit on my couch with laptop. You ain't missing out

THE EARTH WON'T BLOW UP. HI VISHNU. I'M THE ALEX.

nice
why do poor hovels always seem so cozy? my super neat 3 BR full of nice things doesn't come close. i've built this prison...

no we aren't, been waiting on more work since last week. Since businesses are closing down we have fewer contracts and the businesses that are open are doing their cleaning themselves. As far as domestic people won't even go to the doors for deliveries let alone have someone come into their house.

reminds me of lain

ive never understood this level of messiness. Like im messy and ive been been in depressed periods not wanting to do anything about it, but like a fucking 40 gallon trashbag would do so much for that

The memefag's dwellings are just what I pictured them to look like

He's American

if you're single there's literally no reason to have more than that. I would be perfectly comfy living like that as long as I had work, food, quiet sleep, safety, friends and internet. the less you have the less you have to worry about losing. just move to the Midwest somewhere.

This. The cleaning company in my town is hiring around $17 an hour just starting.

Nice dog
Same here user

poor in mass how?? you can grow weed u tart

That's paradise compared to my nigger hole. Look on the bright side, things get bad you can eat the dog.

good luck user

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He wouldn’t last a week
A lot of people don’t last a night

got a paypal? I'll send you a pizza or something

comfy af

In ohio yes. The truck company pays for your schooling here. We even have a shortage of truckers. Shortage in a lot of blue collar jobs. Truckers even earn upper middle class income here so you can feed your dog like a king and take them in the truck cab for comfy trucker life on the road.