/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2460 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

So, what is it that they are not telling us about this virus that has every government on earth spooked out of their minds?

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He wants everyone back to work by next week, when his 15 day plan ends.

>barely 30k today, italy also declining since several days
i'm beginning to believe nothingburgerfags

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wtf /cvg/. it wasn't supposed to happen like this. We were supposed to be okay after the 2 weeks.....

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NON-PREPPED ANONS, LAST CHANCE TO GET PREPPED BEFORE YOUR GOVERNMENT ORDERED BACK-TO-WORK

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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are you new here?

>WATCH THIS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS COMING POLFAGS!

youtube.com/watch?v=m1TsdATmnBw&t=0s

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Another chloroquine retard bites the dust
He guaranteed posted here

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Fuck kikes

Baseball season wasn't interrupted for one single day during World War II.
But now for some silly little virus? "Oh boy we better take this more seriously than the nazis, we can't play!"
Fuck you, coronahoax.

Lookner
>GULP GULP GULP

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> Washington D.C. sooner than later
thank you infected AIPAC

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>AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

cuckrona virus faggots are 99% paid shills.

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Based Trump killing retards.

>went from pandemic to extinction level event
you thought we wouldn't notice gary

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good luck b'y

>People with a fever, cough, runny or stuffy nose, sore throat and/or diarrhea cannot visit any Interior Health facility.
>Anyone who has returned from outside of Canada in the last 14 days cannot visit any Interior Health facility.
>Anyone with COVID-19 or anyone who has been in contact with a person who has COVID-19 in the last 14 days cannot visit any Interior Health facility
Where are sick people supposed to go if not the hospital?

Corona-chan is a potential extinction-level event

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I've tweeted the Lookner video to Bill Mitchell

Want these two to go head to head for days after Lookners nothingburger rant

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>10k new cases in USA in a day
congratz for reaching the milestone
you guys will top the leaderboard in a few days

Post your corona soundtrack.

Nobody anywhere knows anyone who had it. It proves how few people it actually got to.
And that number's growth will start shrinking any day now, before the actual number starts dropping (thanks to china's sacrifices). In one month time, it will all feel like an annoying dream.

OH FUCK

OH FUCK

OH FUCK

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God that was one of the best rants I've seen in ages

the forsythia meme was real

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He basically said the USA will join the /herd/

Sorry Happeningfags its just a hype.

Comparing the numbers of Italy and Germany, possilbe explanations are:
1. Germany is not reporting deaths on a huge scale (tinfoil-hat)
2. Germans are much more resitant to the virus than italians. (why should they)
3. Italy has much more infected than the tested 50,000 - 60,000

I think 3 is correct here. And even in Germany there are much more infected than tested. I personally know 3 people with symptoms (fever, cough, loss of taste) that did not get tested. A doctor, working at the hospital, i know said they reject people with symptomes.

So even the 0.4% deathrate in Germany is an overestimation.

lets assume 0.1%.

80mio germans.
70% infected => 56mio infected.
0,1% deathrate =>56,000 deaths in Germany.

The Flu 2017: 25,100 deaths in Germany.
rki.de/EN/Content/infections/epidemiology/inf_dis_Germany/influenza/summary_2018-19.html

ITS JUST A (STRONG) FLU!

And I remember having the flu in 2017 (it was heavy). But i do not remember any restiction or even guidlines by the goverment.

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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so is this lookner faggot just one of those supers0y pink wojaks all the time, or just this time? because this shit's hilarious. the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" schtick really brings the whole rant together

sounds like canada will keep border permanently closed to americans

I really hate the whole 'I had to wait until things were bad to panic buy food and water because I'm broke' excuse. Especially when you know 90% of those people have thousand dollar iphones and tablets that they make 2 year contract, $200+ monthly payments on. They could've gotten a very cheap phone off contract and a basic plan and spent even 30 bucks a month getting things like rice, oatmeal, beans and other non perishables. I know more than one person who has the latest iphone on a contract or an expensive car way outside of their bracket who also complained about not being able to afford stocking up at the supermarket and expected me to feel bad for them or share my stuff like masks. Fuck you.

A medical journal published study on R0, it’s 5.5 - 5.9, avg of 5.7. They are basing this on tricking any random day, the number of confirmed cases and divide that by total deaths confirmed for covid 2 weeks later.

democrats blocked all aid and enforcement. there's nothing to be done but to get back to work and bury the dead.

Trump is about to open floodgates. Not even China had the balls to open Wuhan and it's been 3 months.

Based Corona-chan adapts and survives

You just joined the /herd/gang

41k today, an all time record, Chang
Commie gaslighting only works in chinkland where the free flow of information is banned

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>the nazis were the worst thing ever, nothing can ever be worse
Fuck off of this board you bluepilled faggot. There were no gas chambers.

Oh poor bairn, still hungry for attention?
Here...

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twitter.com/UNNTV1/status/1241873320578093056

>Chinese woman caught spreading Shit to back yard of Americans.

>We really don’t get why these Chinese are so evil to Americans?

>You got asylum&got rich here then you hate &hurt Americans in Corono time.

Lookner is thanking the mods

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He doesn't care how many people die, he only wants to help the stock market, so he wants everyone to go back to work and just let the people who get sick die.

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In an oven, hopefully

the devil wants you to save lives

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Point proven.

at least the rest of the world will find out just how bad this virus is

Sides crippled. Good job user.

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Prepare for a dick to your ass soon. Leafy numbers incoming

If you encounter any normalfags crying about muh Chinese racism, just remember that scientists called China out back in 2007.

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holy fuck chinks were right about spraying everything even streets

Trump is shrugging because he know he'd fail at trace and quarantine anyway. What a trash president, wish I go back and just not vote in 2016. Fuck Trump., so pissed right now. Give me a mad wojack it fits the mood I'm in right now.

thread preview.

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yesterday at this time /cvg/ had around 350k, the day before 310k or something
while it's possible, it may accelerate again, it does very much look like it's flattening

I'm on lockdown now

Wrong.

>some user said +10k cases
>didn't believe him
>check the numbers

fuck man..

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We all die at some point.

*taking (not tricking)

NO ONE APOLOGIZED TO ME

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Virus can live on surfaces for up to 17 days?!? WTF

People won't be working long when the hospital systems collapse and they are so unsure about their own government and its ability to protect them and their loved ones they start to hunker down and wait it out.
Instead of throwing water on the fire he is throwing gasoline
Instead or projecting confidence he is projecting fear and panic with his wild swings

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Link?

Yes the Chinese did nothing wrong.

Link?

i was thinking of this anime

Was this LARP true?

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It was 31k yesterday
Worldometers archives high scores for each day
A 10k jump is only flattening in the 1+1=5 chink dystopia

LOOKNER MELTDOWN

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>Mistaking chloroquine difosfate by chloroquine fosfate

Fuck Chinks they are deliberately spreading the virus.

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every chinese citizen is a secret member of the chinese army and is engaged in holy jihad against the united states. it's the whole reason for their existence. you have no understanding of their mindset. i will show you.
>be american driving to work
>traffic jam
>"what the fuck how will i get to work now"
right.
>be chink driving to work
>traffic jam
>"what the fuck how will we destroy the united states like this?!?"
there is your red pill. you either take it or leave it, i am not wasting my agency working on lost causes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=a7hD3TYIs5I

youtube.com/watch?v=a7hD3TYIs5I
Go like 40 minutes back, right after the Trump briefing ends. Guy has a total breakdown.

>Trump is now taking Boris's position on the same day Boris is instituting a nationwide shelter-in-place decree
we're fucked aren't we

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>go outside
>feel fine for 16 days
>get infected on day 17
>spread it for 14 days before feeling symptoms
>get lung damage

MAKE IT STOP.

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HERD
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did writefaggot leave?

This whole thing is getting weirder and weirder every day. Something big is in the making, and the virus is not the main thing that is happening. I can't point my finger on it. And I do not know whether its results will be good or bad in the end, I only know that the world as we have known it will never be the same after 2020.

we are essential

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Me chinese, me no hung

Me put virus in yo lung

In the OP. Not surprised, information is always changing about this virus. It's brand new after all.

>the nazis were the worst thing ever, nothing can ever be worse
And who the fuck said that? Can you read?

source?

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Are we hitting 1M this week?

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Look above your head!

>Goldman

I don't have read more than that

I hope he'll change his tune by the end of the week. Im not even trying to be a doomsayer but this is getting ridiculous.

wtf is wrong with them? are they following some ccp agenda?

SAVED

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Actually the incubation period might be 17 days but you´re infectious int the last 2-3 days

I think you are right, what he is doing now is going to hurt the markets more than admitting we have a serious problem and treating it seriously.

No one is buying his narrative that "Everything is OK, get back to work now!"

It seems stupid, foolish, and its going to get people killed.

You guys actually want more people to get this?? You realize many of those will be the poor who won't have access healthcare to save them??

>be sterilized and can't get bitches pregnant

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you need not bullshit me, i watch the threads daily, might have not the number from the exact same hour, but i'm keeping track of the daynumbers around nighttime here, 310k was 2 days ago, this morning/yesterday night was barely about 350k

Beyond belief I am just waiting for my state, Florida, to collapse into a maelstrom of death.
Should be any time now

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>Watch this obscure YouTube video for the TRUTH!!
Fuck off, schizo

Do you have any more?

if we get a solid 33% increase every day, sure we will in four days.

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And your point is............?

Checked.

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Oh the hidden shads can be feelt.
they also use magnitism to infiltrate your hat. Be warily

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they're edgy teens. they'll be crying when they stop LARPing.

Inslee just gave the "stay home" order here in WA.

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Wow. We're really fucked

HAHAHAHA now he's pissed off even at thanking the moderators

hello Florida quad user, good time to rewatch Macross eh

yesterday we had 337k cases according to worldsometer
right now it's 378k
we are all fucking dead already

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i don't get ti. Unless there really is a cure that we haven't been told about.

Seems like you will get your wish user

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No, because every other part of that LARP that isn’t underlined is total bullshit

What the fuck is that policeman doing? He should be shooting IT on sight

MAXIMUM DAMAGE

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My cucked state finally opted to shut it all down. Announced as of 17:30 PST. All non-essential businesses are to close within 48 hours. Bout to become a ghost town round here.

mynorthwest.com/1782819/inslee-washington-stay-at-home-order/

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b..bros?

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