Joe Biden has the Coronavirus

First he disappears for almost a week, and now on his “live stream” he can barely talk and looks incredibly sick. He is slurring his words, talking weirdly, and at one point, he waves with his hand to the camera, probably so they can fix the teleprompter. And this is his best recorded take. Google Joe Biden live stream. It’s painfully obvious that the man is sick, he looks sick, he sounds sick. If he’s completely incoherent in prerecorded messages reading off of a teleprompter, how the actual fuck is he supposed to be president.

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Where have you been? This is classic joe.

This is even worse than classic joe. Classic joe is mentally sick but now the man is also very obviously physically sick as well

Looks the same as last week kek

Watch the video. He’s way worse than usual

He looks exhausted and something is wrong with his right eye and mouth, he may have had a stroke. Look at his slouching shoulders, he's an utterly beaten man.

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can i get a link you stupid nigger?

youtu.be/MbNk-ryOEE4

He’s also telling all of his donors that his VP pick will be ready to replace him immediately. Very suspicious

uncle joe is hitting the bottle again

this fuck can barely read off a teleprompter and we expect him to be a leader in a time of crisis?

My family hasn't even called
>Black sheep of the family
>Social distancing is my forte

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>White house responsible for all medical supplies being made in china
>Trump is idiot for saying we need tobring manufacturing back to America

>No coof
Nothing to see here...

wow
>ready to go?
and damn he keeps rubbing his face nose

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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>this is his best recorded take
>Google Joe Biden live stream

apply meds

Senile...

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DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE! DEEP FAKE!

That doesn't look like Joe at all. Obvious deep fake.

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5:54 *COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

Came to this thread to say this lmao.

Did he have a stroke?

This should have been first post btw

Would've been better if you said instead of:
>This virus isn't going anywhere
This virus ain't goin nowhere

But otherwise 10/10

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>face nose

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i distinctly remember reading that bidens wife tested positive in the same article that announced trudeaus wife being tested positive for coronachan. cant find it now for the life of me, was it memoryholed? or mandela'ed? anyone else read that?

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And this beat your beloved bernie...oh no no NO

RIP Ol' Cornflake I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe

I hope he makes it to the election

Why are you yanks obsessed with voting for decrepit boomers to run your country?
How many companies have 80 year olds running them?

He has it

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Sleepy Joe about to take the long nap! Bernie Bros we're gonna make it.

Lighting points on his temples don't match the backdrop lighting. He's not really in that room. Jesus Christ that's chroma key!
>t. film director

how could anyone tell?

>I'm sorry, but did Cornpop already lose? Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Super Tuesday. Does not having the lead at Super Tuesday count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the election is still on? Cornpop is still playing right now and he has been the best candidate in the race for how many years now? He's playing one of the worst politicians in the DNC who just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of SC boomer voters. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Cornpop is one of the best fucking leg hair strokers in congress, he went 13-3 last year and would of won the 2016 nomination if the voting wasn't rigged. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Cornpop wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cornpop topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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that's what he gets for fondling everybody

looks forged as fuck

Another film director here. You are obviously no DP. He has lights above and behind him. He's not green screened.

He looks horrible.

This is the 'democratic' opposition to the current POTUS.

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Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’

My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I – and he said, I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’

I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.--

His right eye looks funny.

he looks significantly more fucked up than usual. that's actually sort of hard to look at.

Listen here jack that coronaviruspop was a bad dude, he tried to hijack my dna with a switchbblade but I walked out with a protein chain, he threatened to cut my cell membrane and I said you might take out my membrane but I will unravel your protein shell.

And thats how I cured what we called the Chink flu.

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alpha as fuck. what a chad!

All those pushup contests with fat and Cornpop chain gang ass whippings are really getting to Uncle Joe. When the dog faced pony soldiers are riding you hard and the malarkey is too damn high you take it behind the shed and end up like this. SAD!

The right side (his left) is droopy, you can see better when he turns his head. His eye and cheek/mouth area. Indicative of a stroke.

Yes, yes. That totally happened. Wtf is going on??

Finally, some good fucking news

>joe can barely talk
>looks sick
>slurring
>talking weirdly
>waving his hands about in frustration
>completely incoherent
joe is joe

it was a rumor here
here is link do now deleted thread

boards DOT Yas Forums DOT org/pol/thread/247820383/joe-bidens-wife-has-coronavirus

wow.., he's tottering back and forth by the end, and his eyes are barely open.
wow.

Most rumors turn out to be true..

i wouldn't be shocked, but he's always a fucking putz, and he seems to act awkward when he is under pressure or has spotlight on him. he would be such a terrible president

This is tripping my 'far too good to be true' alarms.

Dirty tire what’s up cuh

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>lgma