PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TUCKER PRIDE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58
>VP Pence on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874391001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874407001 (pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143835571001

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MAGA

tucker got his red kabbalah bracelet on

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What did carrey mean by this?

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FUCK CHINKS

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EXPERTS FAMILIAR WITH CORONAVIRUS' WAY OF THINKING WARN THAT CORONAVIRUS MAY MUTATE FOR ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION OVER THE INTERNET

IT'S HAPPENING

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Cucker Pride Edition

MAGA

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MAGA
SHILLS GONE FULL RETARD

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what the hell is a "fren"?
i'm at a loss on this one guys

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>chaser

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>you see, if you take all the US cases that ended in death and get rid of of pre-existing conditions you only get 456 deaths and not 540.
>the virus still isn’t contained btw
>and the cases of infection are actually skyrocketing
>but if we stop attributing all the deaths of the virus to the virus it’s a nothing burger

That you are a massive faggot for posting it

that dude has been off his medications for too long.

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It's in the 5G, user.

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> coke can
> hot chocolate

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Kek his drawings are terrible

misdirection undoubtedly

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That’s rough

>try to cancel trump rallies
>get daily ones instead
man the media really ate that shit sandwich hard huh

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wow and i thought israel was based for creating the vaccine before the memevirus was a thing WTF

>tucc shredding the dems over the pork in the bill
now THIS is comfy

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>there is a chinese general now

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>what the hell is a "fren"?
>i'm at a loss on this one guys
welcome fren over

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imagine the kind of virus that could be unleashed with 6G

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ᴬᵂᴼᴼ~

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A fren is an elite soldier of INCEL, the organization determined to shoot up ROASTIE

Carey isn’t just a weirdo. I’d say he’s emotionally unstable.

Far
Right
Ethno
Natonalist

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shit thats pretty young still

the ones where he depicts Trump actually look good
When will Trump fire fauci?

this shit again...

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> European socialism

>Carey isn’t just a weirdo. I’d say he’s emotionally unstable.
I know, I've seen In Living Color

I missed the conference, is Blimpf really changing course already and saying we should reopen the country next week?

thats why he is good at those acting roles, he isnt totally acting

>supposed to be America's top doctor
>couldn't even cure the gay

It’s okay, /ptg/ doesn’t seem to have any parents or grandparents. Or are insanely fucking edgy.

Kennedy came on Tucc to talk about how much he hates dumgays.

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All those STDs he has fried his brain

>welcome to the Tucker Carlson Roast of the Democrat Party

How does the Biden team disappear for two weeks and then fuck up a teleprompter?

twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242103534654537729

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>carl poster is back
wb.
I was afeared that the corona-chan got you, considering you abhorrent dope smoking lifestyle

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>beaming Corona-chan directly into your body for only infinite payments of $19.95
IT'S OGRE

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>14.2k tweets
>meaning ~2k users
>most of whom are bots

it's over

fauci is the new mueller. he'll let him run out all the rope

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TRUMP WILL HAVE EVERY DEATH ON HIS HANDS AFTER TODAY HE OWNS THEM SINCE HE'S SMARTER THAN DOCTORS,.

Pretty decent painter though.

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flippant relaxees extracting natrium

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Why are you reading twitter trends? They're all generated by bots mixed with a few thousand weirdos, it has no bearing on anything.

He didn't say next week, but he said "certainly not months". They will do it gradually based on data. Some states will be open again, at least for non-boomers, while other states come later.

>A HOLES

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Some faggot stole the catalytic converter from my car and now i can't find an open mechanic shop to fix it, every one i call is close. FUCKING NIGGERS

If the GOP gives in to the House Democrats it’s going to destroy the GOP permanently. It’s basically “White Genocide: The Bill”.

>how did these morons make it thru the birth canal
>some of my colleagues, they're acting like a-holes

Too bad, Democrats already killed them all

yeah I rather get nothing than let that bullshit through

I though you were dead. Well, not so much thought, as hoped. I got a gf. But then I lost my job. Now I'm at war with the CIA and the Chinese. It's all very complicated.

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I'm ok with this

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It'll either be the senate bill with maybe very few tweaks or nothing. Trump said Pelosis bill was bullshit.

he needs to calm down with the blue language

>He didn't say next week, but he said "certainly not months". They will do it gradually based on data. Some states will be open again, at least for non-boomers, while other states come later.
tfw wagie in essential job and life has barely changed

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Is his sanity slipping, or is it completely gone?

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Rockauto

>dems:
>WE'RE THE ETHICAL PARTY
>also dems:
>LET ALL THE CONSERVATIVE-LEANING ELDERLY DIE AND DEMAND THAT OUR POLITICAL AGENDA BE INSERTED INTO ANY EMERGENCY MEDICAL RELIEF BILL

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The GOP is pretty steadfast right now, they'd rather starve the dems out than settle for being overrun with heresy.

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Which number is bigger:
A. The percent of the mexican border where trump has built a wall
or
B. The fatality rate of COVID 19

Yeah, they're not signing that bill. The dems stuck their entire 2020 platform in there.

i had the same problem with a wreckers.
they wouldn`t even answer the phone just a message.

>drumpfffffffff

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god damn it i love kennedy.
>some people are wondering how they made it through the birth canal
>my colleagues are acting like a holes
>there are some good congressman i just don’t know what they’re good for