NEETBUX ON STEROIDS

>1500 per NEET
>600 additional NEETbux per week
THIS IS IT BOYS

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>the pyramid gets its two puppets to fight over critical aid while planning all along never to actually distribute it

It was a long game... alot of bumps, twists, and turns but we have finally arrived.

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this one will pass after the republicans argue over it and get rid of the stupid eco shit. That stuff is just planted in the bill to give republicans easy wins so they can say that they trimmed the fat from it, but NEETs will still get the tribute that we deserve

tick tock...

>shilling pelosi's batshit crazy bill
>pretending it's not neetbux for niggerneets only
>axios
literally never right about anything
>team memeflag in with the totally organic boost

>pretending it's not neetbux for niggerneets only
how is it only niggerneets? it's everybody who is a NEET

Are you fucking new to this country you stupid fuck

>stimulus-proposal
Keep dreaming.

>the benefit would be available to anyone with an individual taxpayer identification number, retirees and unemployed individuals.
I don't see "only niggers" anywhere in the bill. Whites can get ""nigger benefits"" anyway. Just because you're a richfag and aren't eligible for it doesn't mean that poor whites like me aren't able to get welfare because we aren't niggers

Why would wagies seethe?

Unless your a nigger or spic you ain't getting shit

Did anyone actually read all 1200 pages? This suspiciously reeks of fuckery like the Patriot Act did when we had that crisis going on.

Illegals have taxpayer IDs. They file under ITIN.
Illegals will get money under this

Didnt read it all but most of the bill is non corona related.

Where does it say an additional 600 per week (that one I don't believe)

>trump said $3000 for a family of four
>thats $750 bucks for an individual

WTF IM RIDIN WIT BIDEN NOW

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That dumb cunt. Pelosi needs to be gang raped

The illegals I know use someone else's SS number and that person gets the rebate not the illegal

Go ahead. Biden loves the nigger vote

Who else "Vote for maximum gibs to destroy the Republic" here?

Who gives a fuck you spineless buffoon

Wannh!! The immigrant is coming after my cookie!!

>Would temporarily provide $600 per week to unemployed workers affected by the coronavirus. Self-employed workers, Americans whose contracts were canceled, and new entrants to the job market would also be eligible.
I think this one would apply to NEETs who say that they're looking for a job and are having trouble

Oh for fucks sake. Why can't Pelosi just use SS's instead??? Or actual driver's license?

envision a world where you make so many wrong decisions in your life, you end up on here using the kekistani flag intentionally.

They pay into unemployment and all that other shit but don't get access to it so I'd be willing to bite the bullet if it meant I got gibs.

Pelosi's plan: give a thousand gorillion dollars to NEETS. NEETS all buy ferraris and mansions, thereby stimulatig the economy and saving the country.

>not enough. I choose the dem-$0-crats

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Faggot dems desperately trying to shift the narrative so they look like the good guys on the neetbux. Even CNN was shitting on them for vetoing the stimulus bill. Desperation indeed

So the virus was just a way to kill all the old people so they can implement NEETbux for all?

Why the fuck would retired people need it? Their income isn't affected by corona.

>deserve

lmfao

This will ultimately be the demise of neetbux. Both parties will be like "we couldn't agree, oh no that sucks."

fuck this happening. my vote is going to the party who can give me the most corona gibs.

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>Increases the amount of money being offered to individuals to $1,500, and up to $7,500 for a family of five. The same GOP income thresholds in the GOP bill would apply — $75,000 for individuals and $150,000 for couples, but the benefit would be available to anyone with an individual taxpayer identification number, retirees and unemployed individuals.

Now what is an individual taxpayer identification number (ITIN)
americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/facts-about-individual-tax-identification-number-itin
>The Individual Tax Identification Number (ITIN) is a tax processing number issued by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to ensure that people – including unauthorized immigrants – pay taxes even if they do not have a Social Security number and regardless of their immigration status.

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why do they need to need it? this is a gift to every american for inflicting this stupid fucking virus upon us. they give trillions of dollars of money to the stock market, corporations, whatever, but some NEETs or some retired people get a little bit and it's the end of the world all of the sudden

this shit country never gives normal people anything and we finally get one little crumb and everyone shits the bed

Hold up
Republicans plan required you to pay taxes in 2018
And dems just need a SS#? plus I get an extra 10k off my loan?

BASED DRUNK GRANDMA

>we might actually get neetbux

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Fuck those are some sweet gibs (if you ever get them)

I think there is something about same day voter registrations and other unrelated bullshit in it. Was at work, didnt save the link

Nigger happy to be even more of a slave to the state

I think this could work.

>I think this one would apply to NEETs who say that they're looking for a job and are having trouble

uh... yeah, im having trouble finding a job where i'm the "ideas guy" for a videogame. $600 pls.

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There is and green new deal bullshit as well. Also giving DACA spics immunity from deportation

Free 10k is 10k my brother

>thw I was gonna use my corona cash to pay off my student loan but Aunt Nancy took care of it for me

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>Waives $10,000 in federal student loan payments

I only have about 6k left that I was gonna pay off by summer... fuck it I'll take it.

>all those things that have literally nothing to do with the quarantine situation
Sorry NEETs, this will never pass and the Dems know it. They're doing this on purpose in an attempt to make Republicans look bad for rejecting it. They don't actually care about you or anybody else. We're all fucked

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*dials based department* Hello? This is NEET

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You're probably right. Also 1432 pages?? Wtf is in this bill.

Why don't you suck Bernies cock and he will pay it all off for you

JewYork times is already blaming Mitch McConnell for no deal. I dont like Mitch but what you said is right

i'll take your $10k, since you don't want it.

just decide on something, I don't care either way
just give me money, I'll vote for whichever party gives me money

the closest apostles of jesus were jews; that means whatever you're talking about is something good