PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHALL WE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58
>VP Pence on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874391001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874407001 (pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143835571001

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MAGA

MAGA

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HAPPENING CANCELED

Virus confirmed to only kill you if you were already going to die anyway.

We can all go out now.

off-guardian.org/2020/03/23/italy-only-12-of-covid19-deaths-list-covid19-as-cause/

youtube.com/watch?v=53nPV-H6Mz4

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WALL
twitter.com/USBPChief/status/1242119255862149123

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>this bill
sneaky pelosi

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mobile.twitter.com/BenClark256/status/1242232809164615680

But yeah no. No suicides will happen.

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HAPPENING OVER! BACK TO WORK WAGIE!

Stock buyback kikes on suicide watch.

we need gators uptop throwing sharks with laser guided snipers

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I'm not getting Trumpbucks because I was still a dependent in 2018 and my parents made over the limit, feels bad man

just got diagnosed with coronavirus...

guess I won't live to see Trump get reelected...

sry if I infect you guys by posting this here...

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>preemptive tuck shilling

>trump cutting into tucc tiem
imbeach the mother effer

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You gotta sauce me up on this one, boss.

wtf

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Doesn't matter. They'll lie for her

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do I still get Donald Dollars if I've been neet the last year

Trump wants 600 per person? Motherfuck

NO BAILING OUT THE DNC! NO RIGGING THE ELECTION!

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twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242103534654537729

GREEN SCREEN JOE

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>142
>not 150
inb4 that's added to the big list-o-lies

WE HAVE A VERY STRONG DOLLAR FOLKS, THE BEST DOLLAR

WE'VE NEVER SEEN A DOLLAR LIKE THIS

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probably

Are they both guys?

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The olympics doesn’t start for 4 months and they are gonna cancel it?

of course not

HOW MUCH WILL MY GIBS BE? DO I NEED TO BE IN A FAMILY OF 4 TO GET THE GIBS NOW? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!

is this guy pelosi's fucking water boy or something, jesus christ

trump has been going for almost 2hrs

>editorial board
of course they are; jeong is an established bitch kek

This is the most stupid fucking national crisis I've lived through.

>what parts of the Democrat bill do you absolutely disagree with
>only mentions stock buybacks
>nothing about the ballot harvesting, forced diversity, $15 national minimum wage or that all the money given to the people would actually be a loan that they'd all have to pay back within 3 years

If we get to Monday and Trump lifts the restrictions while at the same time the dems blocking any relief, they are going to massively lose in the elections.

Fox, Fox Busines, and OAN are the only networks covering this presser today.

>It's a two-hour presser

Blimpf did a good job today, so did Pence...but in the end it will all come down to the Blimpfbux

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Your country withdrew first lol

based

MAGA

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3k for family of 4
>~500 for each kid
>~1k per parent
That's what it's been all along

DRUMPF ARE YOU GONNA ASK PELOSI OUT?
DO YOU LIKE HER DRUMPF?
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER DONT YOU DRUMPF
DRUMPF AND PELOSI SITTING BY A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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garbage and also unconstitutional for the feds to mandate how states run elections and registration

>I need a big chunk of money or I'll be in the hole starting next month when bills come out. Walmart won't help that with their pay and im 23 so no one wants to give me a loan
Try to find more work anywhere you can, seek out charities, and try to find things to sell. Spending too much time here is counterproductive when many places are hiring.

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>wondering why OP would pick Tucker as pic
>look at time
>realize it's Monday again

I'm losing my mind with this.

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Daily pressers do not help the CNN narrative

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The way Trump is speaking, it seems clear has has already made a decision internally about ending restrictions on Monday. He will let doctors talk all day long but he won't have any issue taking heat from the press for ending the restrictions.

>crisis Trump favorite Trump

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time doesnt exist, user

AWOO~
What news today, frens?

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>has the first lady been tested?
>...
>she's great
>she's fine
>negative?
>she's negative

>that look when he was asked about melania being tested

Oh no. He's lying. She has it

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>well... it's been a little while

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>has melania been tested
these journos just want melania to suffer a swab to the nose

what assholes

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He seemed really taken back by that question about Melania.

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it won't be over in a week, FYI

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just draw things for degenerates on the internet

Guess, his campaign people were right about the lights. This looks absolutely horrible on top of the fact that Biden is a mess.

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Fellas I'm a dumb faggot, is there a chance they can end up making a deal before the week is over? Will there at least be progress every day?

WHY IS THIS NOG ASKING ABOUT THE QUEEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pelosi's daughter calls herself a patriot. Amazing

I agree.

>THEY ARE TRYING TO HURT /OUR FIRST LADY/ WITHBA NEEDLESSLY PAINFUL TEST
NOW YOU KIKES HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

I feel you man. I talked to people on the phone today and felt like I lost all social skills over the past week. I feel like a NEET even though I'm working 8 hours a day.

keked

he thought she meant herpes

>all the shills trying to interrupt white house rally tiem during lockdown
blimpf

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The Supreme Court will probably let it fly, sadly.

>i distrust any AI researcher to properly implement AI safety because i know far too many people who would violate that or have far different ideas of what that safety would constitute
A lot of regulations and such are going to be in place, they're quite qualified and reasoning from what I've seen.
> anything with human-like behavior does,
That's a rudimentary technology to mimic humans
>, as you start encountering the fears i propose and you will get fools who sympathize with them and campaign to remove the very safety features that prevent what i am describing.
Maybe but we can't be held back so much by idiots.
>we can hardly prevent people from throwing themselves into destruction now without having some utopian and foolish idea of super-benevolent robot leaders being dangled in front of them
It's the dilemma of the starsector AI cores desu, they'd be treated similarly

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>many places
>Wal-Mart and 7-11
Yes, the opportunities are endless.

If he ends it this week and the dems blocked all relief bills, they are going to be destroyed in the elections. This was their only leverage.

The trumptard is delusional. Leave him be.

>It's a live presser episode
How long's it been going for, and is it worth watching from the start?

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He's been compromised by the fucking chinks.

Sorry I'm a dumb faggot

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>I REGRET NOT BRINGING IN A COUGHING CHINAMEN TO A MEETING WITH CHUCK AND NANCY

the only places on lockdown will be places that wont vote trump anyway. ban flights and put national guard on their highways and interstates

Game?

REGRETS NOTHING

he didn't want to violate her HIPAA, if you know what I mean

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>she's negative
Add her to the 90% of tests that have come back negative... but muh supplies!

twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1242229091404840967

Highlight

>are you gonna grab her by the privates drumpf?
>are you gonna assault the speaker of the house?

If you want better jobs then seek better education and training, int he mean time those who have low skill low wage jobs that are getting no pay right now need to seek out employment opportunities if they are out of work and didn't save an emergency fund.

No, pretty much the whole press conference they asked the same question. WILL YOU COMMIT TO KEEP EVERYTHING CLOSED DRUMPF??? WHY WNT YOU SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN??? REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>it seems clear has has already made a decision internally about ending restrictions on Monday
IDK if he can. The decisions were made at a state level, can the President reverse gubernatorial orders?

Almost 2 hours, and yes.

10/10 would kiss

What’s your life like? Have you been crying for 3.5 years?

No, he'll kick you when you're down before that happens.

Yea who cares, it’s all niggers and women anyways

I LOEV TUCC TIEM
I can't wake the loli up right now though.

We're not going to shut down this country every time there's a flu outbreak.

Tomorrow is the moment of truth. How effective do you think the malaria drug will be?

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Gas gas

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>never let a crisis go to waste

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WHERE ARE MY TRUMPBUX???

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Pelosi has ballot harvesting in her bill

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MOAR

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>Highlight

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SEETHE harder faggot. Four more years.

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Wish I knew, desu.
Looks like someone that was born '75-'80 that played Chrono Trigger/'90's tier JRPGs. Dont think ayn game specific.

Listen to this faggot trying to get loud.

He just mentioned beforehand that these reporters keep asking stupid questions and that dumb bitch asked another dumb question. I'm taken aback that these people have jobs.

OH, BOY

IT'S KEKER CARLSON TIME

i love this germaphobe

it is by far the most important question

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if you fight coronavirus, it wins

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that god hillary or obummer are not pres

>re: it's my first day back and I forgot

>No Trumpbux
>Wagies sent to die
Top fucking kek

Is there a link to tuck time?

THANK YOU TRUMP

there's my girl!

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welp, add two to the approval.

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Trump supporter who’s disgusted by his response to this. How’s your life, calling anyone who dissents a shill for the past 4 years?

HAHAHAHAHA

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tucker is locked down

nice

i got you fampai
>ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

>TWO MOAR WEEKS

If you can find a wife and a few kids in the next 24 hours you'll be getting a sweet $3,000 at least

>storing a knife on your dick

>the Chinese coronavirus
that's some classy racism, tucc

If that question didn't make you angry, you are not an american. That reporter should never be allowed back in the press corps.

God these fucking people! And then they turn around and claim to have empathy. It's gotta fucking suck right now losing your hours and being in fucking limbo only to find out in 2 weeks that you've lost your job and things are fucking fucked. But hey let's just keep everything fucking shut down forever!

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I wonder... are the left & Jews in the media at all concerned that pushing another "dystopian right" alt-history (eg, Man in the High Castle / and now Plot Against America) will continue to turn normies on to the idea that... hey, maybe this wouldn't be so bad?

I've never seen a more open and forceful nationalist/natsoc/rightward open push. Do they understand this isn't having the effect they intend... or are they just too wrapped up in their urban culture echo chamber, or what?

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>you cannot fill out as many ballots as you want, where ever you want, and even asking for proof of identity is against the law
yea that seems like a fucking fantastic idea

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Sure think, cucko. I believe you.

>tribally designated building

Fucking what.

>tucc fearmongering the nothingburger virus
gay

Find TWO wives, you'll get the same 3k and not have to deal with changing diapers

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So may shills in Yas Forums rn. Wonder why the uptick today

Because he's not been with her in a while. Leave it to the press to stoop to hurting our president .

I don't know why he didn't fucking blast Pelosi on this shit. They teed it up and he didn't even swing.

>disgusted by his response to this
try some of that aquarium cleaner. it makes it all go away.

>(((economists))) are good people
Cucker Carlson everybody

side of the monitor says CANNON FODDER. think its a SNES anti war game.

He pissed off a chunk of his voter base just now.

Enjoy his second term, faggots.

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The cuck is gonna cuck

Jews should be use to being herding in groups at this point

>tucc: "so many Italians dead..."
serves those Italians right for being so anti-semitic desu

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>IS YOUR VISION SO SMALL?

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90%. It’s CASH

Corona is turning into a referendum on career politicians. Trump stand out the way and let them take the fall

Because Trump went full retarded.

I hope you kill yourself in November when he wins again.

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who are you trying to convince, me, or you?

Fuck Trump and fuck you paid shills.

How much do you get paid?

>boost your immune system and prevent coronavirus with this simple trick

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>He pissed off a chunk of his voter base just now.
Four more years shill

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That's not the phrase, you stupid faggot foreigner.

well that one study said it was effective in 5-6 days, thats basically another week before we even get data

i am telling my boomer parents about how the memevirus will take down the elites, and now they think i am retarded

This.

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Dang I wanted to play it

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How the fuck did Cuomo and Newsom become good guys in all this?

Probably the same as you.

yeah, they're right

you can tell by their body language that they have a good relationship. I thought everyone in his administration """hates him and laughs at him behind his back"""

Media.

fucking OR

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>Has a dedicated thread that is maintained 24/7 for five years straight
> Thinking no is paid to do this.

Pic related will be you once you eventually connect the dots.

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by not being as incompetent as the president

>I repeated what I read on Yas Forums to normalfaggots
You fucked up.

Joe is such a god damn mess.

Unironically: MAGA,MIGA

He is. He's letting governors shut the economy down and he's letting politicians hang up on helping out the people over partisan garbage. Trump looks good every day he has a press conference over this.

Preexisting condition of cancer plus virus.
What's the cause of death?

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I like her pretty ramen noodle hair.

>>Has a dedicated thread that is maintained 24/7 for five years straight
>> Thinking no is paid to do this.
Yes.

MSM
I hope you throw up in your mouth when you vote for Biden.

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didn't realize Yas Forums was full of uncultured swine who don't even know what cannon fodder is

youtube.com/watch?v=PiYuq6Ac3a0

I'm not phrasing you literal monkey.
I'm not a fucking liberal who uses fiction to reference things.

They’re praising him though and keep in contact with him. As their states hold the sizable majority of cases

By caring about their constituents more than their economy. Basically what said

But they've both praised Trump for his help.

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