AUS/POL/ - Delete all gooks edition

Do I have to contact my workplace? I was a casual worker (but full time hours)

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>Anyone else think different states are going to adopt different strategies at this point? Seems like Tasmania/NT/SA are all going for Erradication while NSW/QLD/VIC all go for Flatten the curve
different situations in each state require different approaches

>Scomo is a fuckwit and just letting the states do what they want
That is actually how the federation is supposed to work (but generally doesn't, thanks to decades of commie indoctrination and federal policy of trying to cuck the states out of any and all power).

pretty sure its waived, same as waiting periods if you have over 10k savings

Maybe not in Sydney

He chastised “people from the cities” clearing out stock in small country towns. Everyone knows exactly what he meant.

9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-kids-caught-coughing-on-shop-attendant-in-alleged-deliberate-attack/3b7fd1a2-1594-4c71-b183-95a98600498d

Based youths

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He should have delivered the anti hoarding message in Chinese Then when he is accused of racism trotted Out the Australia has always been multicultural line

Thinking about fleeing Brisbane because my family lives in NSW. Anyone know if I'll still be able to go home to my family after the borders close on Wednesday?

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Anyone else notice how all the politicians who promote multiculturalism are now having a whinge about the lack of any sense of community, esp wrt panic buying?

They're not very smart, are they?

i doubt scomo is leaving the states to it because of some noble democratic anti-federal spirit, rather its more because he wants to wipe his hands clean of it.
let this be a lesson.

>Cenno and MyGov down again

What do you expect? It's like the 2016 census, the massive amount of demand at peak time was taken for a DDoS attack. It'll be weeks before some people can even apply, and by then they'll want blood.

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boys wtf

He should've came out and said it. Everyone bows to the Chinese, playcates them, and for what? The CCP walks all over their own people, so they certainly won't care about another country's citizens. There's signs in China saying "no foreigners or dogs allowed" on restaurants, but they cry of racism when we stopped flights from Wuhan coming into our airports. Let's take the gloves of already! We were with you at Coral Sea, we'll fight with you again.

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Stop eating dogs you fucking insect

VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning.

*ahem*

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Anyone with experience working with government sites able to tell me... why the hell can't they just put up a very basic html form, no images, just questions, so people can submit applications simply, as practically .txt files? I mean, a simple webpage ticking boxes? The reason we have lines around blocks for Centrelink is because everyone wants to be registered ASAP because you don't get backpayment earlier than date of registration. How fucking hard can it be??

MB's are nice but i prefer VB

>implying people are intelligent enough to use that

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you can go to NSW, just not go back unless you've got a residence to self-isolate in.

Because the centrelink system is setup to be as hard as possible, while still being only just usuable. It's to deter the max amount of people from using hte system.

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-24/centrelink-minister-stuart-robert-not-anticipate-coronavirus/12080612
>Government Services Minister Stuart Robert conceded he had failed to appreciate the scale of demand that would be placed on Centrelink's website.
>"My bad, not realising the sheer scale of the decision on Sunday night by the national leaders," he said.
>Social Services Minister Anne Ruston urged people to go home and instead contact Centrelink by phone or online.
>"No-one [should be lining up] unless you don't have a phone or you don't have internet access — you can ring up or you can go online," she told the ABC.
>"We'd be seriously encouraging people to do that.
>"We actually don't want people lining up. Social distancing would say we don't want them in a group. So, if you can at all avoid going to Centrelink today, that would be great."

Every day is a new disaster.

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the centrelink system barely functions on a regular day. how people didn't see this happening is unfathomable

>There is no famine goy
>Just enforced rationing and the police at supermarkets
>The shelves will be restocked any day now
>no not today
Praise him

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>"My Bad"

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I'm a NEET and in my experience calling Centrelink in the past, BEFORE this crisis, you had to call either VERY early in the day and wait in queue for a MINIMUM of 40 minutes - or miss out because attempting to call at any point later in the day meant literally being told "we're too busy to take your call" and the call disconnected. If was like that for years before the coronavirus thing - so how will they possibly manage with 2 million people?

People are going in to the offices because that's the only way they can register their intents to claim - a lot of people need the money asap.

It’s too late anyway. The same gubmint allowed Chinese students and nationals to fly back here in the middle of the epidemic which has now grown wings and taken off. Classic Aussie complacency strikes again. Either they are just grossly incompetent or malevolent. Or both. God help us frens

Yeah, waiting for 4 hours and then having the operator hang up on you or say theyre gonna transfer you then hang up is chilling

>let the boomers hit the floor

Now that everything's closed, people can't eat out and will start smashing the shops for groceries.
Expect huge crowds of people standing around entrances to Woolies and Coles waiting for them to open. Followed by an hour or 2 of frantic panic buying, leaving bare shelves.

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take away is still functioning

I've been trying to do a unreasonable to live at home claim for 2 months now and somehow centrelink has fucked it up 5 times, I have to wait in a long ass queue now due to the chink flu.

I was planned to drive from to Victoria to Brisbane this Saturday but now everyone is closing theyre fucking borders. I have an order to vacate by the 1st of April, i have a house lined up in Brisbane. How fucked am I? Will i have to quarantine in NSW for 2 weeks?

Once schools are closed, parents will refuse to let their kids go out to their shitty $9 an hour casual job at mcdonalds.

>usa and the Italy at fault.

You're only right about this point because we blocked you filthy chinkoids when it was starting and then it spread to us via Europe and USA

I don't think the borders are actually closed in the literal sense, they're just closed to travellers from overseas, whereas domestic travellers just have to self quarantine for 2 weeks

You don’t have a legitimate reason, will be shot in sight at checkpoints.

Imagine thinking clearly if this is the direct translation of your ancient slave language. Look at how comical his thought patterns are, the logical leaps, the vague sentiments, the extreme black and white conclusions.

Phoenician descended people are so superior.

>2 cases in NT
OH NO NOT THE HECKIN ABOBOIS SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

>500+ cases in another state
ehhh the schools can stay open and stop going to gatherings of over 500

just don't vacate

>domestic travellers just have to self quarantine for 2 weeks

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To make it worse, he completely made it up saying the web services were under DDoS attack.

They would all die if it spread to the remote communities in the NT. They're all fat, have diabetes, drink and smoke heavily, have a very unhealthy lifestyle in general, and on top of all that are stupid.

remove gook

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in fairness is a DDoS really easily distinguishable from a lot of unforeseen demand?

just upload a pdf word document stating you asked but havnt received one in its place to continue with the application, will be all good

Just want let my fellow wagies know that while you are getting fucked with aids, the house next to me has 4 neets in it and they will be pulling $2200 plus rent assistance a week, how the fuck is this right, black pill looking tasty

Of course their first instinct is to start arse covering.
Now they're just telling people "stop visiting centrelink offices, and start smashing the website and the phones".
They have zero plans for how to fix this.

depends on the attack but I think you'd assume it wasn't a DDoS when you see shit loads of individual IPs trying to access the site given the current situation

if you dont have a CRN you cant fucking do it over the phone, what a joke

IF YOU DONT HAVE A CRN STAY THE FUCK IN LINE OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE FUCKED OVER

after getting cenno payments i dont think i want to work again tbqh

Australia is Chinaman’s land, the conquest has completed in early 2000s.
Conqueror can do whatever they want, media should be appreciated they can still say things, and that’s solely because the conqueror want to show an image of fake free speech.
Of course the species got conquered can, and actually encouraged to revolt, but they will be vapourised In front of strong and superior Chinese.

Well technically I would be a domestic traveller? I'm headed up with my wife and 2 kids, I'm driving a truck and shes driving our car with a trailer. 2 weeks quarantine would be a fucking nightmare with two toddlers curled up in a motel

My grandmother used to take me shopping if I touch anything and put my hands near my face she'd say careful a dirty chinaman might have touch that now wash your hands. My mother calls me racist. How did we forget survival skills in one fucking generation. Al them third world cunts interpret our kindness as a weakness. As a nation this needs to be stopped

Theres no way they going to be able to lower the payments after this

Should be "wagies laughing at bumfuck clink cunts edition"

China contain virus. Why can’t Australia? Are we not as good as China?

NEETs win again We tried to warn you Wagies But you didn’t listen instead you acted smug
Well look who’s smug now

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Middle Vic Bumfuck Nowhere.

10am 20-30 people outside Cenno lined up waiting to get in.
Inside is humid as fuck in cooler weather.
Recycled air blowing the virus around.
Not a single mask to be seen.
Didnt go inside as Im a NEET4LIFE.

Old guy on street was only based local.
Told him good job as this shit is airborne.
Says 'yeah, I know'.
Towns not all filled with retards.

fuck off chink

Chinese takeaway workers near me are all 30+

the new wave in 2 weeks is going to be massive

thanks scomo

OP is false flag.

Hate CCP

my understanding of it is that if you are just driving through NSW to get to your place in QLD then you don't have to self quarantine in NSW, just QLD, provided you just drive through.

Also Backpackers all over Oz are fucked.
In the FB groups just to look at qt's

Theyre all screaming that theyve lost their jobs, cant fly back and are basically homeless.

Maryborough?

future historians are going to make fun of us as the civilisation that bricked it over a sniffle