Boris Johnson tonight announced a lockdown plan to stem the spread of the coronavirus in the UK as he told the nation to stay at home. People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes:
>Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible. >One form of exercise a day. >Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. >Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary.
Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on: >Meeting with friends. >Meeting with family members you do not live with. >All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals. >All gatherings of more than two people in public.
The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings.
To ensure people comply the government is also: >Closing all shops selling non-essential goods. >Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship. >Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.
>wake up >dreamt of her again >once happy optimism >now replaced by a crushing feeling on my soul >worried about her if corona shit gets out of hand >wrote her a letter & poem yesterday >not sure i should send it >maybe i make things worse... >do nothing tho, and nothing changes >want to fight for her until my last breath. wut do..?!
>inb4 spastic i know :(
Jonathan Clark
disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Brody Barnes
Hey that's my pic
Asher Morris
reminder that china quarantined 1 billion people and it didn't even slow the virus down.
Going to sleep on the whole London to Sheffield thing lads. The promise of a big garden and mum's cooking with three weeks of splendid isolation vs potentially killing my parents.
Eli Peterson
I'm off lads please read this if you're bored/scared
Would Xanax be a bad idea now just so I can skip some days of quarantine??
Ethan Watson
I dont think it will really change his lifestyle much desu.
Justin Gomez
3000 people were killed by a controlled demolition of three towers in the middle of New York in broad daylight and literally nobody in America gives a fuck lmao. Don't talk to Americans mate, they're the worst scum.
Keep everything written down and send nothing. Turn it into fiction, your poetry is a noble beginning. Believe me, if it is not meant to be, then it shall not be so.
People in the UK need to take the virus seriously. Otherwise it's Italy 2.0.
Liam Parker
They said they will keep parks open and will have police patrolling them to ensure groups of more than 2 people don't gather. This is obviously not going to work. I could have told you ages ago that the guidelines the government promoted these past few weeks urging people to think and stop gathering won't work. This country has been ravaged by American culture, Thatcherism, capitalism, and multiculturalism. The average person is a selfish love island watching normie that only thinks of himself. There is nothing that holds people together except money. Calling it now, they will need to shut the parks down as well as people will continue to gather.
Kayden Hall
i thought if an unbaptised baby died it went to purgatory and not hell
I work on a ward dealing with Covid 19; you need to stay indoors if you can, I've seen first hand what corona can do! I've personally put 3 in people body bags this last 5 days! 53 year old man complained of chest pains, came into our ward, he sat out on his bedroom chair at 6am in the morning! He was Covid positive. An hour later I was zipping up his body bag, dead in his chair, massive heart attack, he didn't have time to call out of flinch for help. Same with another guy on another ward, instantly dead. Dangerous times don't make light of the situation..
Nathaniel Gutierrez
She wears a "medium" in America.
Angel Powell
No, it's OUR pic.
Brody Ward
>doesn't think a respiratory disease will be made worse by asthma
I have mild asthma and had it, was not fun. Didn't need to go to hospital but was pretty close to heading there with very short breath, at the peak. Just one day later was a lot better, 2 days way better. Can see how if you have some health issue this could run it close.
William Howard
What a stupid thing to say Of course a respiratory disease will affect athsma
Evan Parker
yeah but my work is shutting down and ceasing operations
Guys. I own my house. But I have my mum living with me. She's not fucking right in the head I swear, I don't want her hear, but I know she will die being on her own. I had 18 eggs 24 hours ago. Now there's non. Who the fuck eats 18 eggs in a day, when eggs are hard to get. D-do I kill her?
Nathan Rodriguez
open spaces aren't particularly dangerous as long as they're not mad packed as long as this keeps 80% of people away thats plenty
Jayden Bailey
>1pbtid fucking hate you cunts so much
William Ward
I said there’s no evidence
Not that it doesn’t
Learn to read
Noah Roberts
>So now that the hospitality industry has closed down will all the Eastern Europeans go home? I'm concerned about (((British))) Shlomos, Pajeets, Niggers, you can't get rid of these
Kevin Wood
I have about 6k saved up for my wedding but my bills are 2200 a month
Jeremiah Perez
You own nothing, filthy commie scum.
Owen Campbell
Don't speak like that.
Juan Rivera
A culinary orgasm.
Leo Davis
MY CAR NEEDS A FUCKING MOT AAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel King
Sounds like you are unaffected unless you live in a large city, and if you live in one of those you are fucked anyway.
Zachary Allen
>UK sports retailer Sports Direct says it will stay open despite the guidance announced by the government.
>Its rationale was set out by finance chief Chris Wootton in an email sent to the Press Association news agency: "We stock a huge range of sports equipment designed for exercising at home... indeed home fitness is the number one trending topic on social media after coronavirus itself.
>"Against the backdrop of the closure of gyms the demand for these types of products has increased exponentially as the population looks to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Consequently, we are uniquely well placed to help keep the UK as fit and healthy as possible during this crisis and thus our Sports Direct and Evans Cycles stores will remain open where possible to allow us to do this (in accordance with the Government's current social distancing guidance)."
lol
Aiden Hall
God, I just fucking wish I had a gun right now, it would be even cooler if I had a load of friends who also have guns.
Austin Mitchell
some countries have listed people with asthma as being in the list of "at risk" groups afaik
Charles Mitchell
Why did you step in that photo I always wondered
Aaron Price
I will be reporting any and all potential crimes on here
Ayden Phillips
They can't actually enforce a proper shutdown and/or curfew though. Don't have the apparatus or numbers to do so. So they're reduced to riding this line between looking pro-active and doing fuck all, and hoping most people will take it upon themselves to self-isolate. A proper enforcement of it would result in nignog and paki riots.
Ryder Barnes
Don't speak like what? She's already eaten all my steaks and pork chops. She is a fucking plague of locusts. That sad thing is I am not kidding about any of this.
Adam Gutierrez
>open spaces aren't particularly dangerous the virus can stay in the air for hours and it can last for days/weeks on surfaces. nothing short of a biolab environment is safe.
Andrew Green
based mum been reading vince gironda
Brayden Nelson
Would you take my throbbing erection inside of you? Would you moan in pained ecstasy as I repeatedly, mercilessly thrust myself into over and over? If not then this means nothing to me.
Caleb Howard
Lads Trump has fallen for the herd meme
Brody Davis
Then claim borisbux and/or stack supermarket shelves for the next few weeks
Wyatt Baker
sily sosig
What good is a gun right now?
Jacob Sanchez
Have ye never tried bangers, mash and beans man? Oh, aye. You’re in for a treat here.
Aiden Gonzalez
No need to outrun the bear, just need to outrun the other poorfags. I.e. actual poorfags will be hit long before you, at which point government either steps in, or shit really hits the fan, either way should leave you just fine.
Easton Taylor
>18 eggs in a day Imagine the smell.
Evan Cruz
How do we push back against the masses of NPCs who've literally cheered for a kafkaesque police state?
Anthony Miller
They're going to bring the army out.
Joshua Brooks
Disney+ is out here tomorrow Gonna watch rescue rangers all fucking day
Juan Myers
they're going to get raped for this
Owen Jones
Fuck off Hitchens, you nonce.
Jordan Gonzalez
I'm protestant though, purgatory is just a papal extortion scheme.
Sebastian Stewart
how long will the exercise last? 3 days at most? you know they won't stop making crowds.
Lucas Jones
i mean, people still need clothes
Liam Anderson
Tell her that she's eating too much instead of disprespecting her on the internet in the hopes of recieving (You)s.
Adrian Howard
raiding parties
Daniel Miller
Then you stay @ home. If your work isnt paying you then apply for gibs ASAP
Hunter Scott
18 eggs doesnt go far if she makes you a quiche or carbonara with homemade pasta
>he virus can stay in the air for hours yeah thats why the whole world are making sure to keep their windows closed >it can last for days/weeks on surfaces then dont lick a tree
Robert Sullivan
im fucked.
Nicholas Cooper
well i guess i'm pharmacy hopping tomorrow then lads. gonna start bugging my doc for a script whilst i'm at it
Logan Kelly
>Boris makes announcement >Discuss with my gaffer whether we should still work (electricians) >Is it "essential"? No >Is it "necessary"? To me, yes >All non essential stores are shutting anyway so our suppliers will be shut. Can't work without materials. >gov.uk shares video saying only to go to work if you're a "key worker" >gaffer calls it, no more work >gov.uk deletes that video, they fucked up >hardware stores are staying open Fucking fantastic announcement lads really cut and dry messaging.
Ayden Miller
genuinely believe trump is senile, his own ego has poisoned his mind
Adam Murphy
Why don't you fuck off back to /147/
Kayden Wood
thinking about it there'll likely be no better suited moment in our lifetimes to start guerrilla warfare against the state in minecraft
Benjamin Bell
Shut the fuck up tripnigger you dense cunt
Evan Carter
and tell you masks aren't required unless you have it
Won't work properly. The trouble-groups are the sorts who inherently (gentically) seek to make mischief. If enough of them are arrested by bloody soldiers they're just gonna riot. They'll see the soldiers are unarmed and take advantage of that.
Leo Morgan
maybe because it's so bloody obvious
Oliver Hernandez
Daisy lad please tell us about London in the 90s
David Young
live in newquay lads. i can still go surfing cant i? weathers been grand the last couple of days, that counts as exercise right?
Isaac Foster
Mike Ashley is a nob
Noah Hughes
Couldn't organise a shag in a brothel
Oliver Young
Sitework or domestic? I hear sites will be closed after this week
William Wilson
>going into the zone of Bratislava >near Tesco a anglo lad smiles at me >notice a old chelsea fc scarf around his neck >yell "oi why no mask?" >replies "I survived thather, I will surve that"
Aye.
Jackson Garcia
I think the army have guns now.
Logan Rivera
Are we next in line for that sweet pornhub premium?
You know that foam you sometimes get on the sea? That's coronavirus.
Ian Green
i should think surfing is alright how will they stop you anyway
Cameron Rogers
source from friend in gov
Apparently they're doing a phone line to report on your neighbours if they break the rules.
Bentley Howard
I've fucking told her! Plus what are one of you going to get in touch with her and tell her. No she will never know about this. But the bitch is just eating all the food I've got. And again, I have told her, she doesn't fucking listen. I feel like a stranger in my own house. Worst mistake I have ever made. Now I feel like I can't kick her out. Just because someone gave birth to you, doesn't mean they're a nice person.
Brayden Myers
not if/when they start to have agro!
Sebastian Edwards
You know lads. Don't wanna sound gay >inb4 gay But I've been here a while. And even back when I was a kid and I saw that Habbo Hotel shit I knew the power of the chins. And even then, as a fucking brainlet communist who would convince himself that Lenin was actually a great guy, I saw the power of Yas Forums to influence the world. Then I started going out and drinking and fugging and working and so on. And then 2016 happened and suddenly, I was among the normies but I knew we were influencing shit and despite all the shit from the media, we helped get Breggsit over the line - and some of us helped the Yanks get Drumpf, the most based a shabbos goy is allowed to be, over the line too. And it just warms my cockles now to see Yas Forums deciding that something needs to be done about the China Question. Yeah, they're shilling us harder than they've ever shilled before. But every user knows what's up with that. And we know that our normies are pissed off at China and ready to have some of their "dark thoughts" [read: self-preservation instinct] confirmed by some of the content and memes that will come out of here. And Xinnie the Ping's faggot totalitarian shill fake as nigga cuckold wannabe trolls won't be able to do anything about it. Not such a bad feeling lads.
Does it allow the movement of 1 person between separate abodes for say a week at a time? Or is it 0 contact with anyone outside your immediate family ever?
Will I find out in 30 years time that my family and friends are part of the Stasi and I've been reported by them?
John Torres
i wonder when the governments/pharma companies will announce that they're ceasing all work on vaccines/treatments. they're already subtly hinting at the truth. this virus can't be stopped with any form of medication or other measures.
ever heard of the royal navy mate? theyve got an aircraft carrier again
Parker Carter
They will remain unarmed. They will be brought in as auxiliary police, not as soldiers. They will not be under command of the army, but of local police forces.
Isaiah Williams
Nice, I've got the new Morrissey record waiting for me at the post office. Was worried I'd have to wait to pick it up.
Jack Long
won't take that long lad
Jaxon Price
In order to encircle corona-chan you need the following:
>deploy 40-width divisions with just medics >build research lvl 8 field hospitals >choose the 'hospital in 10 days' focus tree
as this situation progresses and infrastructure becomes compromised, emergency services break down it's going to start looking more and more like the zombie apocalypse
